Seal is nasty!

Aren't Seals supposed to be smooth?

Worst. Dress. Ever.

Take that dress off, Heidi. For me, not for Seal. He's had enough.

Jesus, how many mole rats does she want to give birth to?

Wow, I never saw the picture of their other baby. That sho is a scary rodent. Mm-hmm.

What is it with all these celebs getting knocked up??? It's like "Year of the Celeb Baby Boom"

I thought that bi-racial kids were generally really pretty. It's nice to know that that isn't necessarily true.

I'm happy for them. Both are very gifted people who found eachother to love.

Besides-most marriages end during the second childs development. She'll probably dump him 5 months in.

6
I saw on the cover of a magazine that supposedly Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon were pregnant? I don't remember what magazine it was, but it wasn't Star. It's breedin' season in Hollywood!

I LOVE Seal and Heidi, they seem SO cute and happy together. And lots of babies are ugly and they turn out just fine. Any baby of Hiedi Kum's will be gorgeous, and Seal is not that bad looking.

But yeah, that dress is pretty hideous. What are you thinking Heidi??? What???

My wife's name is Heidi, and our children are beautiful.

Except when they piss me off.

#9 I saw that too!!

Let's just hope some of the kids popping out this year get some "normal" names. No more fruit and veggies.

ugly dress, yet, better than whatever Britney uses...

She is a Yummy Mummy.

wow, that first baby Seal is so ugly it needs clubbing. Calm down, calm down, I don't mean it needs to be hit in the head, it needs to start going to night clubs, where everyone's so out of it on coke and E they wouldn't notice mole boy in the corner.

haha i wrote kum.

i meant klum.

15, Is it legal to club baby seals? Any expert advice from the lawyers?

#15

That was pretty freakin' funny. Good thing they don't live in Canada. Even Paul McCartney couldn't justify not clubbing the next one if it looks anything like the first.

BigJim!!! Wassup man?

Waterranger what are you thinking about? Heidi Klum looks good, but Seal??? You remember when he first came out and started singing, i was wondering was that a person or a costume he was singing in! He could only wish he looked like a damn seal!

Arf! Arf!

IwishIwasthatsweatrunningdownhercleavage.

Children used to be a good investment but then they passed those pesky child labor laws. Now they are just useless leeches.

"Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one?"

Normally I just sit back and enjoy the comments, but I wasn't sure if anyone saw what the kid looks like now?

http://people.aol.com/people/galleries/0,19884,1203580_6,00.html

Hope that works.. if it doesn't sorry!

It's not surprising that she's preggo again. What's surprising is that Seal ever leaves the house to stop having sex with her. He was probably having sex with her on the way to the hospital and while she was delivering Leni (the aforementioned mole creature). That much sex, you're bound to get pregnant. Twice, apparently.

Er, Henry, sorry. Whatever.

23

Oof. That baby looks like the shadow of the 'tard is laying upon him.

I'm a chick and I would get her preggers if I could. She's hot. They're a WAY better blended family than... oh I forget their names. Has anyone ever heard her talk? She sspeaks REALLY fast. I'm sure she's not saying anything intelligent, but if you can't understand it who cares?

I am jealous Seal has a nice cumdumpster!

Holy shit that was fast.

When they pulled mole baby out of her vagina, did Seal say 'Hey, let me go ahead and drop a load in there and start the next one' and mount her like a deerhead right there in the stirrups?

Musta been hard to get any vaginal friction going right after she birth. Not to mention he was probably pounding into a nice beefy chunk of not-yet-dispelled afterbirth.

(I hope all of you were eating when you read that.)

That baby is pretty ugly and still looks weird at nine months - if he were going to be cute, he'd be cute by now.

I don't think Seal is that bad looking, he's got all that scarring on his cheeks, but guys can get away with disfigurations like that and still be attractive. However, Seal and Heidi's features do not seem to mix well together.

Brad and Angelina's work because ("that boy's got a pretty mouth") he's almost pretty.

The only explaination for the dress is that she is pregnant and trying unsuccessfully to hide a belly. It would look ten times better if it just draped straight down from her boobs, with no weird layering involved - like an empire waist.

I can't believe P.E.T.A hasn't stopped this shit from going on..........

A little laser surgery can remove an unsightly mole with little or no pain. Hiedi should look into that.

I really hope the next one is better looking. As I recall though, her daughter isn't that cute either and that baby isn't bi-racial. Maybe she just has really weak genes or she was a genetic fluke in her own family.

Jeez, for awhile there everyone was adopting or hiring a surrogate mother because they didn't want to mess up their bodies and now they're shooting them out just as fast as humanly possible. It's sort of alarming. Celebrity kids usually end up screwed up anyway. At least these two are married. What the hell is Seal's last name anyway. What last name does Henry have?

She just mates with ugly guys.

I wonder if Seal would let the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans repopulate the mole exhibit destroyed by Hurricane Katrina with his kid? That would be generous of him, and the kid could finally be part of a team.

These poor halfricans aren't gonna no if they should drink their Crystal in a glass or straight out of the bottle.........

#17

Speaking as a lawyer, clubbing seals is only illegal if you get caught.

that negro is one ugly motherfucker.

either his slong is 20 inches or she is stupid-blind. german chicks really dig tabboo crap for some reason..guilt over hitler or something.

what is up with those scars anyway?
did he pick his zits with a spear?

aren't gonna know*

I dressed up as Seal's baby for Halloween, but I was immediately arrested for indecent exposure.

29 HJ

That was fucking awesome!!!

Although, to be perfectly accurate here is what happened: Immediately after the birth, she sent Seal out to buy some baby booties and Begged me to give her a sympathy fuck. She was "Tranny, for the love of god, I can't have another quasi-human, I just can't" Well, I have to admit, all that blood and the chunky-liver thing really turned me on, so I did some charity work. Plus, she gave me a piece of pizza and 3 dollars. Took a while, imagine cutting a watermelon in half, placing the halves 10 inches apart, then trying to get off be wacking your penis from side to side. I prevailed, and now her child will be half Tranny....er, wait.....

Looking at her pic somehow reminded me of this:

http://thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=185

Now I have to go to the bathroom....

38

LMAO great comment

That is one expensive lampshade Mama Seal is wearing.

Judging by her exes, Heidi is probably not used to being with a "relatively" young man. Her first husband was some 50 year old Italian hairdresser named Pipino, and the guy after him was an even older Italian who owns race cars or something. How she went from elderly Italian men to Seal is beyond me. I always though she had a daddy fetish, turns out she's a mudshark. She keeps getting knocked up because she's unaccustomed to screwing more than once a week and without the aid of Viagra.

isn't it great how
all these "celebrities"
are
all
hearing
the
same
message :)

lol guys
babes [or babies]
are what it's all about

enjoy :)

Why GOD, why? Please do not let her body go to shit after this one pops out.

38 - You comment is just ignorant. And what the hell is a halfrican?? Stop making up words.

And for everyone else: their son really isnt that cute (thats sad) but, Heidi and Seal do have strong features.. their genes were probably tired of fighting with one another and tried to give the baby everything. Maybe they'll have better luck this time.

Meh, babies are overrated.

@38...hate to tell you this but, Italians, are just white looking niggers with greasy hair.

just a reminder :)

Well she certainly has good birthing hips...seriously they're like 8 feet wide

#50 - I think a halfrican is like a human Oreo. Black on the outside and white on the inside. Vanilla Ice is an excellent example of white chocolate. What is ignorant about that?

34

Yeah, either that or she's had plastic surgery and that stuff isn't, you know, hereditary.

I thought a halfrican was a black man that could kill a wild lion, but can't recite the lyrics to anything by 50 Cent.

@50 A halfrican is a Half White/Half African, what the fuck is so hard to understand. The object of this website is to be funny not fucking Oprah. If I say half-breed or Mocha Chocalato it's not as funny, so shut the fuck up.............

@52 I'm not racist, so being a white looking nigger with greasy hair doesn't bother me. The advantage is in my pants motherfucker. I noticed on another thread you said you were a halfrican. So which do you do, glass, or bottle? Rap or Country? Milk or Chocolate milk?

I'm glad I struck a cord with you two half-breeds, it gives me great pleasure.

#50- I dunno what a "halfrican" is, either. Maybe it's time Babelfish updated their database to include Greaseball to English translations.

@50 & 52
Quit being such a pussy.

@58
"I'm not racist, so being a white looking nigger with greasy hair doesn't bother me."

Wash your hair. Dirty dago wop.

#24 oh i can feel that sine wave

enjoy :)

bless his soul, that kid is UGLY.

#23 i was looking at that picture
for a while
trying to
see into
his mind

and would
you belive
what he is thinging

even at his age

"i need a good fucking"

lol babe

you've got a good one there :)

Damn.. I think Heidi has warp speed gestation.. wonder if the third one will just fall out and she'll keep on walkin'

@59 get your numbers right retard, and if I wash my hair then I'll just be a white looking nigger, and who wants that. Soon Heidi is going to put the Oreo cookie factory out of business........

@58 wwworldclique, your blog sucks ass, but then again that fits your description........

I will not eat the cat poop.

Are we supposed to applaud an instance of racial, biological destruction of White people or Black people?

What makes it even more terrible is the fact that many White girls regard her as some kind of a role model…And why? What has this obvious airhead ever achieved? Nothing. Unless you count being dressed up in gaudy clothes and walking down a catwalk an achievement.

you WILL eat the cat poop!

Before we know it, the majority of the world's children will be the color that you get when you mix all of the Play-Doh together. Except my kids, they'll be keeping it whitey-mcwhite-white.

A body like that....
and all those stretch marks...

*puke*

@69 Shut up buttmunch

Now that Baby Number 1 helped us answer the age old question of what do you get when you mix a german Supermodel with a Singing Turd (Answer: a fuzzy mole) maybe Baby Number 2 will come out as a self-hating black Nazi.

god, she's beautiful.

@38 - do you mean "Cristal" or is this some weird drug reference?

Damn it, not again. They should go on Maury Povich to see if the baby is really Seal's. Get it? Because they are an interracial couple and they do that kind of stuff a lot on the show. That, and white trash.

the baby is alright
here's more pics
http://popsugar.com/5305

I always found it amusing that this incrdibly beautiful, wealthy woman hooked up with the ugliest partner possible. It makes me wonder what Grace Jones and the Russian guy from the Rocky movies kids look like...

i bet you a million bucks (or a beer, whatever's cheaper in 2025) that this kid is gonna be smokin' hot. he can't help it. think of the olsen twins, they looked like mole-monkeys for years before getting hot.

Seal looks like he caught his face on fire, and someone put it out with a fork.

Seal may be a really nice guy, I don't know, but I do know this ... He is soooooo VERY TERRIBLY UGLY ... his face looks like it caught fire, burned for 20 minutes and then someone stomped out the flames with heavy duty mountain-climbing boots!!! YUCK-YUCK-YUCK. This truly is a case of beauty and the Butt-Face BEAST, he is really BEASTLY looking... Wicked bad choice for Klum to make... Now ANOTHER mutant soccer ball, terrible... how is a mother not horrified when she looks into the face of child that came out of her and doesn’t see even the SLIGHTEST resemblance to her in ANY WAY, or anyone in her family!?!? I think it would really be a horror... Check the link, I’m sorry but this baby is FUGLY times 10, not only that but the way it’s tongue is always hanging out of it’s mouth it looks a bit retarded... is it??? http://people.aol.com/people/galleries/0,19884,1203580_6,00.html

PLEASE VISIT MY WEBSITE ^^^^^

god DAMN IT!!!!!!! she is so fucking fine and hes the one piledriving her. i swear, life is just unfair....

#78/79 - As much as his scars are plainly obvious - since you two are the first to comment, let me enlighten you. His scars are the result of a childhood battle with lupus. The particular strain of the diesase that he had causes terrible blistering, especially around the face and when they rupture the blisters can cause deep scarring. Did you take off your shoes before you put your feet in your mouth?

@82
What are you doing? That is way outta character for you? Are you OK?

you all are IGNORANT SONS ON BUSHES.

if you weren't so uneducated, you would know Seal has LUPUS, a disease that caused the scars on his face, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

and he's waaaay hotter than you losers will ever be, fucking haters.

oh, btw, congratulations Heidi.
Auf Wiedersehen

-L

#83 - You know that thing where I like to get choked during orgasms? Well, I was a little light-headed. Don't squeeze for so long next time.

#50 You misspelled ig'nant.

Seal looks like the baby from Eraserhead.

#82-#84
Oh yes lupus, now I understand everything guys, well that changes everything thanks...poor, poor Seal... WHO GIVES A SHIT? Answer; not me! I got problems, you got problems, just about everybody everywhere has problems, so what... but what you and I don’t have, is hot sweat and obviously very mentally ill for marrying and having babies with gross-man Seal, Heidi K laying underneath us every night... what’s more is he also has millions and millions of dollars which affords him every opportunity to buy the very best plastic surgeons to get that shit on his face fixed, and why doesn’t he do it?...
well personally I think it’s because he likes grossing out the public at large with his face, kinda like Frankenstein... now when kids are being bad at school or at home their parents and teachers can just tell them, “you’d better be good, or when you grow up your face will look horrible and monstrous, just like that Seal guy’s...

Heidi and Seal's first baby with his current appearance is likely more attractive than most of you were at any point in your lives.

What if this baby turned out gorgeous like most biracial children - would you still use this poor innocent being as a justification of your racism? (and I'm not saying this because I'm biracial- I'm not- nor do I have biracial children). It's really sad how close minded this country still is.

And the fact that you care so much about how this baby looks is yet another indication of how much people focus on appearance in this country.

#68 - I hope your daughter marries and reproduces with Heidi and Seal's baby.

EVERYONE ON HERE IS A COMPLETE IDIOT. CALLING SUMONES CHILD A MOLE-RAT? WHAT THE HELL DID U LOOK LIKE WHEN U WERE BORN? YOU PROBABLY GAVE THE DOCTOR A HEART ATTACK CAUSE YOU WERE SO DAMN UGLY. RACIST ROACHES. I HOPE U ALL GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK.

#68 U CAN KEEP YOUR CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST BABIES. THEN YOU'LL SPEND 100'S OF DOLLARS ON SUN-TANNING AND WHE'LL SEE WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH.

#79 U PROBABLY LOOK 10 TIMES WORST THEN SEAL EVER WILL. AND HE HAS A MEDICAL CONDITION U ASS. STOP MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BEFORE YOU WAKE UP 1 MORNING LOOKING LIKE DONALD DUCK AND MICHAEL JACKSON'S LOVE CHILD....IF U DONT ALREADY DO LOOK LIKE THAT.

#89 - well you're here, so you must also be a complete idiot...This ain't a Seal & Heidi fansite so if you don't like the comments FUCK AWAY...The kid looks like a mole-rat and we have the right to make fum of him because this is thesuperficial damn it!!!

btw: I'm milti-racial and i was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking than that creature....

yeah and you can all laugh at me for misspelling fun* and multiracial*, i don't give a mole-rat fuck :)

Wow! Who knew there were so many insecure white men on this site. Can you guys spell Jealousy? For your info, most women think Seal is hot...quess why? He's talented, soulful, famous, rich and fine. Despite the scars on his face he is still beautiful and has obviously captured the heart of the one of the world's most beautiful women. Eat your hearts out jealous bitches. Damn! And they say women are catty. You guys are sweatin this because you know the girls you're with (or the ones you want but can't get like Heidi) would pick Seal in a heartbeat over you. It's killing you isn't it...choke on it!

#92 go look in a mirror. i hope sumonne makes fun of your funny looking kid, karma is a bitch.

DANIELLE - i'm sure you're as ugly as Seal is, that's why you're so defensive....it's okay honey, we wont laugh at the ugly baby anymore....does that make you feel safer ...

DANIELLE - why do you even come here? If ya dont like the comments get out!!!!

.....subconsciously you love making fun of other people...you like reading all the zings....embrace it ...we're all superficial....no matter how ugly we are we still like to laugh at other people....it makes us feel superior

ummm, no sweetie. i am neither ugly nor do i mentally like to make fun of other people.

its not my fault that you need to make fun of others as a way of making you feel superior. LOW SEFL-ESTEEM is what its called.

'self'

Danielle -

SUCK COCK !!!!!

is that all you people say around here?
geesh, why don't you suck your own you pathetic hog.

DANIELLE:

because i'm not a he-she like u asshole....I have a vagina!

SUCK YOUR OWN COCK BITCH!!!!!

luv ya, will post whenever you "try" to insult me.

again..with the c*ck. damn, are you getting any at home, cause you sound so hard up.

i thought prostitutes and whores only sucked....oh i see...you're neither a prostitute nor a whore....you're a SKANK because you suck AND swallow.

geesh..no wonder you're so cranky.

DANIELLE:---

I SEE THAT I'M THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR AFTERNOONS SO I MUST FULFIL MY DUTY TO ENTERTAIN AND INSULT YOU....APPARENTLY YOU LOVE WHEN I TELL YOU TO SUCK COCK SO HERE GOES.........DANIELLE SUCK COCK.

IT'S AMAZING HOW A DISCUSSION ON SEAL'S DEFORMED BABY SPARKED THIS ARGUMENT ..TWO PERFECT STRANGERS CUSSING EACH OTHER WEEKLY AND CHECKING BACK TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER POSTED....A MATCH MADE IN SUPERFICIAL CYBER-HEAVEN

I CAN DO THIS FOREVER BITCH CAUSE UNLIKE YOU, I GET PAID TO POST NASTY COMMENTS....I ENJOY MY JOB SO KEEP POSTING AND HELP ME GET ENOUGH PAPER TO BUY MYSELF A NEW PERSONALITY....

LUV YA DANIELLE ......

PS: SUCK SWEATY BALLS (i like to change it up a bit sometimes)

SKANKS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh DANIELLE:-

I'm positive you're reading this right now so if you dare grow the nuts to challenge me, then send me an email at: envi_us@hotmail.com

You're so pathetic....and yeah you just read that again....

Uh I'm so naughty.....somebody slap me...

yeah...i'll send you an email when you get a computer....considering they even have elctricity in trailer parks. hmmmmmm.

TRICK- a self-induced low-life who "thinks" writing on a computer (ahem..public computer)is actually a job that pays.
ie: daytime hooker, blow-job giver, and part-time mouseketeer. yipee!

get a life you uneducated broad. lets see how many days it will take for you to comprehend this. so far, it takes you a week. try cutting back on that coffee and crack...i hear it gives you the jitters...oooh.

ps.....please stop trying so hard

its obvious that you have low self esteem and talk to your cieling at night.

why dont you do us all a favor and jump off a bridge....that has to be more exciting then looking in themirror 24/7 to check for herpes and small creatures growing on your pale crusty skin....not saying that you do. *cough*

ENVI-US WHACK SMACK APPLE; whatever..

CAN I STILL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER? YOU KNOW, YOU SAID SOMEONE SHOULD SLAP YOU.

I WOULD LOVE TO! OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE TO PUT ON RUBBER GLOVES BEFORE DOING SO, ... I WOULDN'T WANT TO CATCH THAT HORRIBLE SKIN DISEASE THAT YOU HAVE GROWING ON YOUR EVER SO ALIEN-LIKE BODY.

DANIELLE -

You got me so bad.... I'm terribly hurt and destroyed....How dare you speak of my illness to the world...you should be punished...severely.

:)

uhhh. o-k. that just further proved my theory about what a total idiot you are.