June 19, 2006
Clay Aiken probably still gay
John Paulus, the former Green Beret who told the National Enquirer he had sex with Clay Aiken, is now pretending to be sorry for selling them the story, writing on his blog: “I regret defying the trust of Clay. I regret hurting him, his family and his fans; I regret that I started a blog that ridiculed him. ... I apologize to Clay for that and I hope he will accept.”
He claims he sold the story to the National Enquirer in a “very callow and selfish moment” and then changed his mind and tried to stop them from publishing it, even sending them a cease-and-desist letter. The editor of the National Enquirer doesn't remember ever seeing a legal letter and denies the claims, saying: “Our reporter couldn’t get him off the phone, It’s not a situation where he told the story one time. He engaged in multiple conversations with our reporter. He couldn’t stop talking, and then he talked to reporters after it was out.”
So basically Paulus is a liar and deserves to be forever remembered as "the guy who pretended to have gay sex with Clay Aiken." And believe you me that's not something you want to be remembered for. He might as well be known as "the guy who taught Hitler how to be really angry for no reason."
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Comments
1. Posted by CoJo on June 19, 2006 11:48 AM
That is the most disturbing image I've seen all day...does he remind anyone else of Drop-dead Fred?
2. Posted by RichPort on June 19, 2006 11:51 AM
Clay Aiken gay???? Say it ain't so! Next thing you'll tell me is Porous Hilton has mutant herpes and TCLTC! What is the world cumming to???
3. Posted by Binky on June 19, 2006 11:52 AM
Oh that ? I thought Clay would finally admit his regret in going public with his singing career.
But after those pix - it's not only your ears a' aikin.
4. Posted by Lipgloss Assassin on June 19, 2006 11:52 AM
the Claymates and the Little Pink Mafia are going to be pissed...
I feel a hate crime coming...
5. Posted by eastboundanddown on June 19, 2006 11:53 AM
Was this ever shown to really be Clay Aiken? I don't think it looks like him although maybe this is why he has a new hair style. There is no doubt he's a turd burglar but I can't imagine he's dumb enough to put these pictures online. You'd think he could just hire a dozen backup boy dancers for his tours and smoke a different pole every night that way.
6. Posted by BigJim on June 19, 2006 11:58 AM
Clay used to be straight, but then he fucked Paula Abdul and decided to change sides.
7. Posted by crystalclear on June 19, 2006 11:59 AM
I personally like Clay. I would love to be his boyfriend.
8. Posted by Redd Foxx on June 19, 2006 12:02 PM
That really just looks like a cancerous version of him. It's really creepy.
9. Posted by jane's eyre on June 19, 2006 12:04 PM
EWW! Pink soft large manipples!
10. Posted by jane's eyre on June 19, 2006 12:07 PM
"Would you like a suckle on my ZIPple?"
Name that movie!
11. Posted by Zanna on June 19, 2006 12:08 PM
#3 - and after their "encounter" I'm sure it wasn't Paulus' ears that were "aiken" either.
12. Posted by frangly on June 19, 2006 12:08 PM
Why doesn't he just come out already? Sheesh. Him and all the other closeted singers and actors. I don't think it would hurt their sales all that much.
13. Posted by that-dog-is-shifty-eyed on June 19, 2006 12:10 PM
I bet when the Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky.
14. Posted by Dean on June 19, 2006 12:10 PM
"I'm very careful about what I do. I don't trust the security of this camera."
Yeah, great advice. Step 2 is following it.
15. Posted by Zanna on June 19, 2006 12:11 PM
@10- Austin Powers the spy who shagged me (???)
16. Posted by Mr_White_Secure_American on June 19, 2006 12:11 PM
MY CHURCH VOLUNTEERS TO HELP CURE CLAY AIKEN OF THE GAY. ON A SIDE NOTE, I JUST JERKED OFF IN A LIBTURDS LATTE.
17. Posted by Dean on June 19, 2006 12:12 PM
#10 - Austin Powers, duh!
18. Posted by mrs.t on June 19, 2006 12:17 PM
"I'm very careful about what I do. I don't trust the security of this camera." But I'm so lonely and conflicted that I'm willing to send these photos to an almost-stranger with whom I had scrawny gay sex, and trust that he will respect my privacy, and respect me as a citizen of humanity.
He's like the gay Gomer Pyle. Wait, Gomer Pyle is the gay Gomer Pyle......so he's like the gay......
19. Posted by Musa_ acuminata on June 19, 2006 12:22 PM
Trolling the net aching to buff some pickle. What a sad little man. Kind of like Lamebanana, (who is a huge claymate) except not quite so gay or annoying.
20. Posted by tripmaster on June 19, 2006 12:38 PM
Clay should have taken a page outta the Risky Business handbook and put together some kinda crazy confidentiality for everyone around or even looking at him.
(TC will always LTC)
21. Posted by jane's eyre on June 19, 2006 12:41 PM
15
*Bing bing bing!*
17
Sorry, you came in close second to Zanna. Your prize will be behind Clay Aiken's closet door. Enjoy.
22. Posted by Jacq on June 19, 2006 12:41 PM
#6 - My money is on the belief that he was gay before and then Ryan Seacrest threw him a poundin' and made him GAYER.
Doing something like this is no less stupid than Pete Wenz taking pictures of himself playing with his penis. Does it take an expert to reccomend to these people that you don't do that shit when you're famous?! Losers.
23. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on June 19, 2006 12:47 PM
"I regret defying the trust of Clay" - as if this manwhore owes anything to some homo trolling the net for cock. And the guy's a former Green Beret? What are they training those guys these days? Does infiltrating the enemy have an entirely new connotation? John Wayne is rolling over in his grave. And Gaiken probably has a lawsuit - not with the Enquirer, but the Army and their "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
24. Posted by PaisleyMoon on June 19, 2006 12:57 PM
He needs a wonder bra. On the other hand, he does have bigger boobies than Paris Hilton and he's not Paris Hilton and he's not fucking Paris Hilton. I think I like him.
25. Posted by tito on June 19, 2006 01:01 PM
Why does he look like a burn victim?
26. Posted by Evil Kao Chiu on June 19, 2006 01:15 PM
"I regret defying the trust of Clay"
WTF does it mean to 'defy' someone's trust. Doesn't he mean 'betray'?
Not only is this fellow a liar, he's also a retard.
27. Posted by chanel_bear on June 19, 2006 01:17 PM
i'm confused by the pictures....i mean wasn't he trying to get the guy to sleep with him??? that's just ugly.
28. Posted by jane's eyre on June 19, 2006 01:19 PM
On a side note, I read on MSNBC that Michael Jackson is looking to adpot kids from Japan. Love them hairless little boys.
29. Posted by Jacq on June 19, 2006 01:25 PM
#28 - I'm not thread-stalking you, you're just on a roll today!
Where else can you adpot a hairless little, yellow boy with flat teeth, dipped in honey?
30. Posted by tarjamarja on June 19, 2006 01:30 PM
Who is Clay Aiken and is there any reason why I should care?
31. Posted by chiris on June 19, 2006 01:32 PM
He has the tits of a 13-year-old .ewwwwwwww
32. Posted by Jacq on June 19, 2006 01:41 PM
He has the floppy stretched out nipple that you usually see on fat little boys or very obese men, except he's not. Kinda like Richie Sambora.
33. Posted by jane's eyre on June 19, 2006 01:45 PM
Jacq, that's okay, as long as you pledge no affiliation to the phallic fruit.
32 Bleh! I saw a man in Claim Jumper yesterday who had obviously staked his claim there when the restaurant first opened, and hasn't moved since. He had bigger boobs than me.
I HATE those creepily soft nipples!
34. Posted by jane's eyre on June 19, 2006 01:47 PM
Tarja,
He was on American Idol a couple of years ago, and made it to the final two before losing to a sweaty, singing whale.
35. Posted by tarjamarja on June 19, 2006 02:09 PM
34
Thanks. But I thought American Idol was for young people, pursuing a career in the music industry. He looks like he's about 40.
36. Posted by Spindoc on June 19, 2006 02:33 PM
The fact that Aiken didn't sue the Tabloid basically proves that yes, this is true. They had a towel with his Semen on it (If it wasn't his, his lawyers would have jumped on it) and additionally they had chat sessions with other guys one in which Clay took off his shirt to show the guy his body before the guy would meet him. (It wasn't a pretty picture)
Again, the same reason that Mary-Kate Olsen didn't sue when the tabloids said she was anorexic is the same reason Aiken didn't sue when they said he is gay, in court the truth is an absolute defence if it can be proven...and damn did they prove it.
37. Posted by jFp on June 19, 2006 02:40 PM
man tits...hahahaha
38. Posted by HarryNipples on June 19, 2006 04:28 PM
Echhhhh...
Part of my double-cheeseburger that I just had for lunch came racing up my esophagus after seeing that photo...
Either John Paulus is out of his fucking mind, or Clay paid him a small fortune to sleep with him, but nomatter how much money he got, I am astounded that he would ADMIT he had sex with him...barf and puke...
39. Posted by Fisher55 on June 19, 2006 04:41 PM
clay, i'll fuck you and won't tell anyone.
i *promise* you can trust me ; )
40. Posted by warholsfactory on June 19, 2006 06:12 PM
OMG! DUH. Look at the queen. She is SOOOO GAY! Kathy Griffin should make fun of Gaiken with his Claymates who wouldn't know a homo if they jumped out and decorated their wedding.
Silly middle America... we're all over - especially on American Idol! Just look at MISS Ryan Seacrest. I'm gay and she makes me look butch!
41. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on June 19, 2006 06:19 PM
#1 LOL Drop Dead Fred, I had forgotten about that movie. Actually Drop Dead Fred is much more attractive.
42. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 20, 2006 12:16 AM
41 Chick sickle
I actually prefer Right Said Fred...cause I am to Sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
or not.
But I am.
43. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 20, 2006 12:17 AM
NOT For You, cum-quenched, ball Aiken, Not for you!
44. Posted by SoupaSarah on June 20, 2006 01:49 AM
Didnt some redneck 13 yr old American girl sue Clay Aiken for being gay? lol. only in america.....
45. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on June 20, 2006 10:30 AM
42 Yes you are ;)
46. Posted by Hara on June 21, 2006 04:20 PM
John Paulus is a gay porn star hard up for work (no pun intended) and wringing his mystery towel of every drop of fame he can get. For my money, Seacrest is still the gayest person to Ever set foot on an AI stage. . . Michael Sandecki is a close second though.
PS, I'm pretty sure image number 4 is a screen shot of one of Paris's "movies"... Am I right?