hoes

My hand is 'driftin' down the front of my pants after seeing those two. God bless the almighty Ho through whom all good things come!

SMASH!!

second

yuck

So, I've been watching a lot of Tranny porn lately (the 'why' is my own business) and I swear those girls are straight out of it.

I'd like to be joking, but seriously, sometimes women look like Trannies. OVERDONE!

I'm going to wear the outfit on the left to church on Sunday.

The decimation of that vegetable garden is really messed up.

Here is this little spot of joy in the middle of hell and they take it away.

Life is beautiful.

And Fruit-salad head is funny.

Kimmora Lee got a new modeling gig?

The superficial guy's got a "wirter"? Ew. You can get those frozen off, you know.

now if only they pissed beer, the world would be complete...

It's good to see Daryl Hannah getting some work again.

Actually, IMDB says she's gotten a lot of work in the past few years, but since she hasn't been on my radar screen I'm sticking with my comments.

Those girls are hot - i think i might have to go see the movie just to see them - my bf would be so proud!

i'm so sick of those movies but those girls ........ :)

"Damn! Did you see that car do a Tokyo Drift? That was too furious!" - Lil' Bow Wow as Twinkie in The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Actually its only Bowwow now. No more 'Lil' because he grew up into a man. And what a man!

Daryl Hannah is actually not a salad head but a good person doing something about a great cause. South Central Farm is a piece of heaven in the middle of hell and has supplied families with fresh food for years. For more information please go to www.southcentralfarmers.com and help save this beautiful garden from becoming a warehouse!

Sir Paul loves the Stump!!

and....in case you forgot--TCLTC!!!

15

ella did you get my movie invitation???

was heather naked with two legs???

she was a two legger--buck nekked--and lovin' every minute of it....no deer in the headlights look!
no--what invite?

18... i did it on sunday on the jolie tat thread...it was 417...

get back to me...

...it was early mon. morning...

I'd hit it.

hahahaha!! I'm hip to that gig...that's why we get a tub of popcorn...shit...now that I think of it...popcorn doesn't come in tubs anymore now..does it?!?!

Can you even get a bag of vegetarian popcorn?

**no sausage?!?!!!! :)

...that's why they call him the ptcruiser!!

Superfish guy is a fruit salad head...wow, that works, I feel better already.

22

i think if you pay $10 you can get a tub...

they work best anyway...

what town you in???

right down 306-northern P county

you're in L?

yes...

beautiful perry twp...in the woods..

we can always go to geauga lake...

i don't do rides, but they do serve beer...

it took my eyes 15 minutes to drift from that ass on the left to the rest of the picture.....I'd tap that.

...and the snow! I love the snow - I can't live without it! We moved to FL for 2 years and it was so depressing....I find I need the change of seasons-I need the colored leaves, apple picking in the fall & the fall sky & the smells....and I need the snow. We had to break down & buy a fake tree just to have a tree that looked like a tree & not a 'bush' (spray painted pink/purple)--what the hell was that?!?!!
When I retire...it'll be to MAINE!! My favorite place to go!

31...

can you say lake effect???

nothing like the snow belt...

...i live for the smells of spring and fall...

Eh, *sniffs* semi-attractive models on mostly invisible cars. I have no boner.

34

yea, asians do have that pan face...

Imagine....

Heather Mills McCartney wearing Lennon glasses....

Paul is so gay.....

The very idea of that bloated dork Alec Baldwin calling someone else "a wack-job 24-7" is just the absolute limit.

I read an article about Darryl Hannah and this whole tree farradiddle today and she was referred to as "the Splash actress." What a kick in the gut THAT would be, to be recalled as the actress who starred in a movie TWENTY SOME YEARS AGO. Ouch. Has she been in a movie since then? I can't remember. I think I remember that she dated Jackson Browne, another old geezer. And maybe John F. Kennedy Jr, God rest his poor soul.

And Heather Mills McCartney, you and your soon-to-be ex-husband are both idiots. Nice way to bring a child into the world and then get a freaking divorce when the kid is still practically a baby. I could believe this kind of stupid crap out of you, you boobie-showing buffoon, and I could believe it from Kevin and Britney, but I would have thought that Paul McCartney would have had more sense in his fat head.

Personally I think that Paul paid big bucks to keep the porno past of his once beloved Heather Mills out of the papers & the media there respected that....but I think he wants custody of his daughter and he's smart -- He has the power to make Heather Mills fresh meat for the press and now it's open season on Heather clubbing.
"Save the Seals--Club Heather!"

Hahahah @ #6. btw i LOVE wirters. They go good with rice, soy sauce, and kung pao chicken.

Imagine....

Heather Mills McCartney wearing Lennon glasses....

wouldnt another john
be a
good
thing

: )

1. Fast and furious:

Men like boobs, men watch movies, movies make money. It sounds like something that Jessica Simpson wrote.

2. Alec Baldwin:

A fruit-salad head? I love it!

3. Daryl Hannah:

Methinks that someone is a tree hugger... GOOD FOR HER! I've been to that garden and it's beautiful, but I don't think their fight will win. The good guy always finishes last. I hope they don't tear it down, it's really pretty.

4. Heather Mills McCartney:

In Great Britain, apparently it is seen as tacky to ask someone to sign a prenuptial agreement.

But sucking someone dry in a divorce... that's fine.

...so how many
...of these
...silver
pieces

did you want?

#42

can we spell

greed

with two ee's

or as many as we want ?

As many as you want, herbiefrog! Jsut, please, stop hitting enter between every word. It makes it choppy to read and if you had something funny to say, it was lost in translation. But maybe that your gimic... if it is, more power to ya!

I am getting my ass slammed, and the line breaks are hard to follow ...

And, totally the last time I'll get off topic without being provoked..

Feed Me Chocolate... aka jane's eyre...

I've known it was you since day 2. Remember someone on myspace asking you? Patricia, I believe? Well, she ratted. You CANNOT stop your obsession/stalking me. Even if I didn't know by someone telling me, I'd know by the ghetto slander, the childish insults that aren't even true and the PURE OBSESSION! Stop obsessing over me. Stop replying to me. Just never ever write a comment directed to me again!! But, I know your psycho mind won't let you, it seems that you like for me to PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE all the time. I don't get it. I always outsmart you. Why do you keep trying to rile me when you know you'll loose?

JANE'S EYRE... FEED ME CHOCOLATE...

JUST
LEAVE
ME
ALONE!
!!!!!!

Back to the farm. I went there with my high school class for work credits and we were shocked at how beautiful it is with such a horrible city around it. But it really is beautiful and should be saved.

I love farm animals ... 'specially the goats.
Mmmmmmm.

Nana! Just got home from practice...

Have you seen the new Myspace pic of Feed Me Chocolate's kid? I THINK HE HAS BANGS! and his smile is... well... crooked. His eyes are way too big for his face and has one eyebrow.

Was that mean?

Okay, everyone... farewell, I'm off this site because I'm going on vacation for a month (celebrating graduation!)! A good note to leave off on. Later, nana. I'll e-mail you and try to call, might not be able to. BEINVIINEDO AYE MIAMI!

Bye, lover. xoxoxo

whipper that was wrong... it's her kid... you don't have anything against the kid, I'm sure he's cute. Havent' seen him yet, but I really on't want to.

Don't lower yourself. It was kind of mean, too.

Have fun, call me b4 you leave.

Truly jane's, you're obviously obsessed. Could you just stop posting about phallic fruit for one damn second???

You really shouldn't have done that.

jane's eyre.

I looked at your kid and he's really really cute. Little munchkin is so grown up, though! I don't like when any one's mean to kids, so that's totally wrong. It couldn't be farther from the truth, anyway. Whatever you're feeding that little boy, keep it up, he's cute.

P.S. Ar you feeding him cute pills?

But why *screwed up expression* would I email myself, silly Whipper ...

LOS ANGELES - Sheriff's deputies evicted people from an urban community garden to make room for a warehouse Tuesday, touching off a furious protest in which actress Daryl Hannah and others climbed into a walnut tree or chained themselves to concrete-filled barrels. More than 40 people were arrested.

I am gay.

I'd love to climb into that treehouse for some quality time with the hot sweaty menz ... all angry and what not.

Okay everyone... I have something to say.

I officially quit this site. I don't like where it has gone at all with regards to posters. After the kid thing, I see it's gotten too hateful and spiteful, someone waiting for the next quip.

To all the people who didn't like me, to the one's who liked me but were afraid to say it, bye.

Keep being Superficial. I'll check back in, but won't post again.

Yep, gotta go fuck myself. Anything to keep me from wasting more of your time with my fucking lame posts ...

Ask our alter-ego Whipper to take a permanent vacation to, ass clown.

I can't bring myself to ever watch The Fast and the Furious, but those models are pretty hot. Almost makes me wish I was a lesbian!

*too*, ass clown ;-)

John Lennon caught a ton of flak for running off with Yoko Ono, but at least he didn't marry some skeevy porn actress. Way to go, Sir Paul.

Plus Yoko could cook. I bet Heather Mills doesn't know which end of a pot to hold.

HM = PANHANDLER

With all that time Heather spent working Adnan Kashoggi's crank, I'll bet she curses like a sailor, ... in Arabic.

A fruit salad head, huh? Isn't he a little old/fat/old for the school yard?

The only downside with the Heather Mills story is, Damn bitch is getting a lot of press now.

Woohoo!!! NO WHIPPER FOR A WHOLE MONTH!!!!

oh yeah - have a good trip whips

Has the fast & the furious tokyo drift been released in the states yet?

(FYI i'm not from USA)

Now I understand why Stella McCartney never cared for Heather Mills....

@31-

Wow. I'd trade places with you in a SECOND if you were still in FL. I DESPISE snow, and cold weather, it is truly hell for me. Seasons are overrated.

@59-

OH MY GOD, COULD WE BE SO LUCKY!!!! Can it finally be? Is it's lame ass leaving for good? HALLELUJAH!! But does anyone else find it kinda funny that when Whipped says it is going on vacation (yeah right, poor white trash doesn't GET a vacation, I cannot believe McDonald's gave it time off), that Lameass all of a sudden says it isn't going to be here anymore? Yeah, but they REALLY ARE two different people....what the fuck ever. Hell, I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, I guess God DOES exist!!

Oh, and NOBODY liked you. Don't delude yourself. The fucking ego on you is just unreal, so I guess I'll have to say it again: YOU AND YOUR FAKE-ASS FRIEND WHIPPED ARE THE MOST HATED PERSON HERE. NOBODY LIKES/LIKED YOU, AND THEY NEVER WILL. YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD, PLEASE DIE. I just thought you should know how we REALLY feel, so get lost. Good riddance.

Thats not very nice, tsarina. You hert my fellings, and I think you shud apolojize.

*waits for effect*

Psych. Perhaps we offended the little cock-gnat with the constant stream of insults. I don't know if it worked, but it was mildly amusing.

@70 - Nope - back up North where I belong. FL is overrated. I went back once after that....for my father-in-law's funeral and now there is no reason for me to ever go back there again. While I did enjoy seeing the amazing plants in the yard (things that only grow inside the house up north), I missed the change of seasons too much. As much as snow is a pain in the ass...it IS beautiful and sometimes it makes you slow down or take a day off...and that's a good thing....sometimes!

Huh. So he won't eat meat or wear fur or support seal hunts, but he will marry a one-legged money-grubbin' hooker, and have a baby with that slut, only two years after the "love of your life" dies a tragic death from breast cancer, which ironically, she was a HUGE advocate for organic vegan and healthy lifestyle.....and then divorce her, thus involving the life of an innocent 2 year old child.... and have the media rear it's ugly yet strangely hypnotic head, reporting all that fan-fucking-tastic dish about Heather being a fucking whore.

Riiiiiggghhhhhtt....

Oh, and hey guys... those chicks... if you have a boner after looking at those two plasti, surrealistic, 14 year old's wet dreams, you are fucked up.

Two words for you tsarina : Anger Management

76 Krisdylee, you delicious slippery whore....is that really you?

Cruising, you hot, cuntnificent bitch, where the FUCK have you been?

Kris, I was annoyed with the name stealing cunts. So, I took a SF vacation.

#77 show us your picture then Ms Perfect

#82 She has shown her pic and let me tell you....I'm not a lesbian...but I came immediately

Well aren't you whipped! It all depends on your standards doesn't it.

i still think those chicks are hot!

You are fucked up if you don't think so.

Dude, hoes are so hot. Hoes are not hot.

#14

If that farm is so important than why doesn't Darryl Hannah get her friends together and buy the guy out who owns the land. What she is doing is telling a person that he has to keep losing money and can't sell his land so some farmers can keep growing on his property. Sure, she likes to get her face in the newspaper, but I notice a lot of these celebraties suddenly become less interested in causes when they need to actually cut a check. So why doesn't Miss Hannah get back into her MErcedes that no doubt runs on Bio-diesesl and go back up to Hollywood, where reality doesn't exist and where Tom Cruise LOVES the cock.

Asian car show girls give me a strong hankering for takeout.

I guess it was presumptuous for me to think all of the Baldwin boys were actually killed in the South Park movie. This guy has been a joke since he offered a set of steak knives for winning second place...

I hate chicks with boy names, i.e Daryl.

I thought all one-legged chicks were supposed to be named Eileen...

Oh God, what is with all these lame ass new posters that try to start shit with the regulars?

@75-

I don't really mind the fall and spring, but snow depresses me. And I never get a day off, I swear we had 2 FEET of snow and they expected me to come to work (at my old job). I was like, FUCK THAT, but most of the time it just makes the commute take 3x as long because the retarded NorVA drivers are scared to death of a drop of rain, a flake of snow, clouds, bright sunlight, basically just everything, they're so lame.

@86-

Yeah, I have noticed that as well. I remember Hurricane Katrina and how many celebs got on TV and shamelessly solicited money from us poor peasants, but very few, if any, actually donated their OWN money! They have some goddamn nerve, don't they? I also remember someone, I can't remember who exactly, doing some charity thing and demanding a huge trailer with this and that, and all this insane shit that added up to at LEAST half a million dollars, which the charity paid for. So basically that bitch actually TOOK money out of those people's mouths so she could have a goddamn trailer and some fucking flowers. That is why I will NOT donate to most charities, especially if they use celebs to promote awareness, etc. I am NOT paying for their BS demands, fuuuuck that! But think about it. Daryl Hannah is basically a has-been, how much money do you think she really has? I'm betting not too much.

so Daryl was *literally* hugging a tree?

What has 3 legs and lives on a farm?

The McCartneys

Darryl Hannah has a prosthetic finger. No shit.

Heather Mills is such a whore, she'll spread her leg for just about anybody.

little known fact about heather mills mccartney....she used to work at i-hop...

I thought Heather Mills was that place where you go to get family portraits made.

Dude! Those chicks are fuckin' hot! Any guy who wouldn't saw their heads off and store them in a bus station locker because his mom made him wear girl's clothing until the age of 17 is a fuckin' gay gaytard. Or a weak, lying sack of shit like my dad who never protected me.

I was in a really fucking pissy mood last night, and those 2 ho's drove me to the edge last night. Then I smoked a big fatty, and felt all better.

I found some good super fat Britney pictures. Worth seeing.

Also, I just found a bunch of one-legged porn in my husband's sock drawer. I don't know what to do... how will I ever live up to that standard? I can always get breast implants, eyelash extensions and bleach the fuck out of my hair, but my leg?

Curse you, two healthy legs! And curse YOU, Heather Mills, you one-legged harlot.

LilRach:

I don't know you the fuck YOU are, but krisdylee is one ultra hot mega babe. She's probably the only woman I would consider leaving my wife for, so shut the fuck up you ignornant piece of shit.

You probably think Paris Hilton is hot. Go jerk off to her skanky video for the 50th time already.

Waht car?

I used to be a high price call girl. Is that wrong?

Ok...a third Fast and Furious movie wasn't needed. A FIRST Fast and Furious movie wasn't needed! If I wanted to see cars driving, I'd set up a lawn chair on the highway.

Back in the 60's there was this hot british actress named Jane Asher that men in America and England were nuts about. She set the hair and dress style that everybody copied even to this day. Anytime someone goes for that hippie chick 60's look they are seeing a style of Jane Asher's....anyway, she was hot then and still looks really really good. Paul was her boyfriend and everybody was sure they would marry and have cool kids. But since Paul doesn't like being #2 in the cute department,,,,the gay bastard dumped her for a very manly looking chick named Linda.
When that was over he married a gimp that looks a lot like his dead buddy John.

Jane went on to live a great life, has written several books and still acts in Great Britain.

Paul is still agay retard.