You mean they have been waiting to get married all this time due to a pre-nup?!?!? Maybe Brad and Angelina aren't so stupid after all. . .

Oh come on, it's fun to be married to an insane person! In a few years, he'll be so old that she can just stick out her bony knee and tell him it's a cock... happiness all the way around.

So, there will be no divorce until 2017?

TCLTC! TCLTC! Everyone knew why he left Nicole when he did. Sonofa bitch! Stupid whore. Have a kid with a gay guy who you HAVE to marry to be able to afford to keep our own damn child. I can't wait until this implodes.

i thought a prenup kept one from taking the other's money...why would he offer her a deal that gives her any money at all if they divorce?

Pretty soon they will announce that they are no longer getting married...

...and katie holmes will be paid to keep tom's gayness quiet. So either way, she will get that 33 million.

#3 That's a long time for Mr. Cruise to remain in the closet. . . hope he has some cocktail weinies to fight off the hunger pangs.

#3 - 2016 and a half.

Tom probably feels like one of those guys who gets really drunk at the strip club and calls one of the girls fat and spills a drink on another one, and then comes back the next day and tips really well to make up for it. Wait, that never happens.
And Katie probably feels bad for being a brainwashed yet expensive hooker.

what a dumb biatch, she should've asked for more money

Bad feelings all around, basically.

#7 - Would you call that a cock fight? When it comes to eating weenies, you don't have to tell Tom twice. Or at all, for that matter.

I'm pretty sure most of that $33 million will go to her Scientology auditors. Whatever's left she'll have to set aside for her baby's auditing and eventual funeral, complete with adorable little casket.

Awesome!!!! I missed this bastard's stories. Now I can spam what is really important, that he loves da cock!
TCLTC
TCLTC
TCLTC
TCLTC
TCLTC
TCLTC
and
TCLTC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Here's 3 million and a house. If anyone asks if I'm gay, just point to the kid and say no."

Is it too much to ask that the next Tom posting has a Photoshopped penis next to his face? Humor me.

#15 - ROFLAMO!!! SOM!

So, Tom effectively bought a wife.

All the women in the world who supposedly are hot for the guy and he has to go and buy a wife?

...and it costs him $33 million?

...and the wife is Katie Holmes?

*head explodes*

Hey! I came across this article. I am sure most of us will agree with its contents. Also, TCLTC!

http://www.slate.com/id/2143174/?GT1=8295

I just read an article on how Tom's agents are a little worried about having a "difficult conversation" with him about the impending expiration of his production deal. One rep believes that Tom should do another Jerry Maguire type film.
"A role like that would be aimed at women, who haven't cottoned much to Cruise lately. But VIM says this would be the chance to win them back."

How about not loving the cock? That might net some more female fans.

Here's the article for those who are interested:
http://www.slate.com/id/2143174/?GT1=8295

#12 Tom is only using his movie career to finance his life goal of being a hot-dog eating champion. He is bound and determined to out-eat that skinny little asian girl who keeps winning.

#5, I'm not a lawyer, but maybe it's something that prevents her from being able to get/sue for even more money.

Love makes you do crazy things... and this is evidence you can do crazy things even if there's no love involved.

btw, i posted first on this thread and the superfish people deleted it...just FYI

papahotnuts, when's that site gonna be ready again?

YESSS! Bring on the Tom bashing! And I love that "Kate" is now required to keep her head lower than Tom's at all times. The little tyrant.

#24 Yeah! WTF! Doesn't Katie have 8 inches on Tom?!?! Normally she can post-up on him, but in the picture she looks to be shorter!

I have to agree with this post; for $33 million dollars, putting up with Tom would be doable. And the best part, for Katie, is she doesn't even have to sleep with him!

TCLTC, ya'll.

Interesting, Cindy Adams Column and Page six, all said that an unamed major star, was looking for a starlet to marry and the payoff for a kid was going to be 10million dollars.

I guess that unamed star shouldn't have married THIS starlet considering her daddy is a divorce lawyer. BOOM! 33million. And then a few years later, she will get another 10 for writing the book "My Ex Husband Loves the Cock"

I sometimes pay women to stay with me. I usually get a massage first, then a full body wash, followed by a terrible rash on my nuts. But then again, I ain't spendin' no more than $15.00 an hour.

You people are just so insensitive. Look Tom likes the swarmy dark oily skinned type and he had thought he was about to live his great fantasy and bed Zarqawi. He planned a MIV trip to the Mideast to promote the movie and live his fantasy.

Now that the American military messed that up, all he has left is a pasty faced girl from Ohio who wants to steal his kid from Xenu. Can't let that happen. Must fight evil forces trying to unscientologize the family.

The power of Xenu commands you.

Oh Superficial Man,

That could work perfectly, if your penis happens to be the size and shape of a regulation sized envelope.

TOM CRUISE IS GROSS AND LIKE 50 MILLION YEARS OLD.

Ha ha, "swarmy?"

28 - With or without taxes, because I prefer to work under the table - or desk, or whathaveyou.

@28 - is that where the HotNuts came from?

Osh, I'm paying cash money. I'll throw in a little extra suntin-suntin for ya if let me cornhole you, in honor of Tom Cruise.

I went and saw Thank You For Smoking with my mom not too long ago, and she kept saying was, "Who's that ugly little Irish girl with the pointy teeth and the crooked ears?" I told her, "Mom, it's Tom Cruise's girlfriend." To which she replied, "What a fucking stupid fucktard."
The events of this story are based on fact.

Considering what she was banking for her (cough cough) movie career before this insanity started, three million a year alone is more than she'd ever have made.

Katie has won the jackpot. Big time.

@33, no , they came from Heaven.

#24 & #25 - during childbirth, she may have had them go ahead and cut off both knobby knees at the shin so that he will have them to suck on in lieu of actual cock- I suspect this is why he is so grateful that he's willing to pay her 33mil. *added bonus- she will never tower over him again- NEVER!*

I have always known that you COULD, in fact, put a price on love.

33 million dollars is a little steep, though. You can have MY love for $40 plus tip, and a minimum of two drinks. For VIP love, it's $300 and up in the champagne room.

Mr. Nuts,
I concede to your arrangement only if the suntin-suntin is a new Plymouth and we change the cornhole proposal to include expidentures in marathon pussy-eating. I await your rebuttal.
Signed,
Ms. B'gosh

Apparently Tom's political connections weren't enough to convince W to give up the gay-marriage ban so he had to marry Katie instead.

you'll notice in the background, there is a guy wearin' glasses checking out katie's little ass while his wife in the pink hat is yellin' at him for checking out her ass and his probably thinking "not much junk in that trunk...except junk"

40

Does "expidentures" mean that there's going to be gumming involved?

43 - sure. those sho was some big wurds i used wasnt them?

Osh , you are a nasty bitch, in all the right ways. Deal accepted.

Careful Osh, there is probably no blood left in his head and he's going to read "rebuttal" and think that you want it in the ass repeatedly- you'll need a lawyer to get you out of that one!
please excuse the intrusion- I just hate to see a nice girl like you end up with hot nuts slapping you in the twat if that's not what you're into..

Oh, please. Suri is no proof that Tommy boy doesn't LTC. All she proves is that TomKat know how to be creative with a turkey baster.

I once knew a girl named Honey
She danced on a stage for money
She'd spin on a pole
and show her asshole
and was bendy and flex-y like Gumby

I wouldn't sell my soul for $33 million. I would sell my body for $33 million, but I'm guessing Tom's not really into Katie's body.

honey, will you lick my rebuttal if I take out my expidentures and eat your legislation?

so, you've been to my show? how sweet- I knew you loved me! I'm working on my ankle grabbing if you wanna have a go sometime-

If I worked at the Petsmart where he lives, I don't think I could keep selling him 7 Gerbils a week. It would just be to much on my conscience knowing what he does with them. Don't get me wrong, I like to kick a puppy here and there, but sticking a Gerbil up your ass everyday ( to feel normal ) is just cruelty to animals. They should fire the Petsmart guy just because he let it go on this long.........

yes, oh yes

#52 So Tom LTC and likes the hamster?

52 - At the very important political writing office where I work, we would call that a Gerbuttal.

54 - there's a big difference between hamsters and gerbils. Hamsters are plush and soft, so they're hard to insert, while gerbils are compact and streamlined, and hamsters are more likely to bite which is less leasurable than the scratching of a properly trained gerbil. Also, gerbils have tails, for easy extraction, while hamsters have none.
The More You Know!

Tom loves that "Queer Ass Fuck" series.--->

At the very important law office where I work, we don't see too many Gerbuttals. My mistake.

Poor sweet innocent Joey Potter. She should've stayed with Dawson. I feel a very sad and depressing E! True Hollywood Story resulting from all of this.

You HAVE to check this out!!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/06/the_sweet_taste.html

60
My Swedish may suck, but "two pounds of cock" is more like "två pund av kuk" in Swedish. Sorry.

Tom will probably want to swap babies with the Pitts now. . .

#60:

I don't have to do a fucking thing you say. Last time I checked, I lived in a free country (one without a homeland security telling me what to do). So until you become my wife with an ultra hot pussy, you don't get to ever tell me what to do.

#63:

You tell her!

#62 - He's probably not interested in his or theirs. You know - girls.

TCLTC! I feel giddy today. I want to jump up and down, clapping, saying TCLTC! TCLTC! Must be 'cause it's effen hot here and a "red" air quality day. Thanks, Mexico!

#65:

Sorry, my post was a little cryptic, it was in reference to #60 where apparently Shiloh Pitt is Swedish for "Two pounds of c@ck". And you know Tom can't (won't) pass that up!

#63

Ultra hot pussy? Must be a firecrotch if it's is over 98.6 degrees.

Shiloh Pitt. Pile o' shit. Same/same.

erg.....it's is? nevermind

The Coob Loves The Cock.

And so does Tom Cruise.

Four updates today! Lohan, Simpson, Brad, Angelina, Tom, and Katie er Kate and no mention of hard nipples! That's six celebs and not one of them has hard nipples? Not even Tom? Doesnt he have three anyway?
I hope that PapaHotNuts guy can serve as a source of real celebrity hard nipple news! Mr. Superficial you have dropped the ball! Good day, Sir.

#68

Actually I think it Shiloh Pitt-Jolie, jolly pile of $hit.

Ok, for $33 million *I'd* marry Tom and have his baby, but Katie didn't have to. She could have made money in movies or found co-stars who aren't insane to marry for money, and she might have actually loved them for a while. That's what I don't get about her....

don't believe 35 - you can't have a mother.

BigJim said:until you become my wife with an ultra hot pussy
- indicating that his wife is a separate entity from an ultra hot pussy, further indicating that his wife does not have said pussy. Therefore BigJim's wife has an ultra-cold pussy. I deduce from this information that BigJim's wife is made from snow, and he would like some ultra hot pussy on the side. Thank you, drive through.

74 - Was that a jab at me or are you worshipping my immaculate glory? I sometimes get those confused.

How in the hell does he have that kind of money?! She has officially ruined her acting career. I will never watch another movie with her in it. (though I dont think I ever have or a tv show for that matter)

#75

Excellent analysis of the text. A+

Now I think I'm craving an eskimo pie.

#78 Mmmm. . . Eskimo pie. . . [drool]

#73.... I agree

I'm craving an eskimo.

What up pink! Are eskimo pies always frozen?

Do you mean "is an eskimo's pie always frozen"?

If you do, that depends on how many ice cubes I shove in my mouth beforehand.

osh - crawl back under that rock now, y'here!

Would you all please stop bothering me.....I'm very busy and important.

Oh, and Tom Cruise wears thigh high stockings to catch the run off after one of his "Dates"

83 Yeah, that's what I meant, my grammar always falls off at the end of the day.

Oh, and this just makes me like Jeremy Piven even more...

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/69795.htm

Katie needs to borrow Britney's Manny.
And I hear TCLTC.

83

I was just thinking that if an eskimo's pie gets too hot it will start to melt.

its been reported in an enlgish magazine today that katie has cancelled the wedding date and refused to set another due to the fat book of prenups tom has handed her, including ruels about how their daughter will be broguht up, the scientology way of course!!

i'm not sure whethe rhtis is ture but it woudl be cool if it was, tom jumps on sofas for this girl and she dumps him for some stupid rule!! ok he may be frosing u to eat off the floor for the rest of ur live (scientology rules)) but its 33million!!!

She got herself a real live alien AND $33 million? The government should check this out. They've been spending gabillions of dollars for years.

#89

When they start to melt...well, that's when things get sticky.

@89: Then you have the dreaded "firecrotch" scenerio.

#92 & #93

Wet I don't mind, sticky doesn't sound that bad, but firecrotch makes me want to stay away.

Hey ChicagoBoy, what do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...

A Klondyke.

90
WTF???? a reyo uhi gh?

#95

An Eskimo is driving when his car starts to make a noise. He takes it to the garage and the mechanic looks at it. "Hmm, looks like you've blown a seal."

"No," says the Eskimo, "it's just frost on my moustache."

That made the COOB sound like a regular grammar teacher.

95
HARDEE HAR HAR!

What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....

Militia Etheridge.

@99 glad to see your back if you know what I mean............

That Osh person has posted 12 times on this post. You're funny and clever and all that, but I think you're kind of overdoing it. Most people most 2, maybe 3 times, but 12 is getting pretty ridiculous. There aren't even 100 posts (as of this entry). You do this just about everyday, so just settle down a bit. I know you are going to fire off something you think is witty and sassy, with a bunch of references to your pussy and all, go ahead. But I'm sure you're getting on everyone's nerves.

dumb-ass TCLTC, for 33 million dollars I could've bought all the latina girls in Mexico...including their mom's

#99 Personally I would rather see the front. . .

#102 Shut up. Please.

@100: What do you call 2 lesbians with their period?

Finger Painting.

#66 - Tranny and I were talking about having a baby roast/ luau the other day. Way beyond cryptic. I didn't read the other stories. I's just joshing wichu.

#102 - Umm, thanks for speaking for "everyone's nerves" but please see #105.

Chicagoboy, you're just as bad. Why don't you guys IM each other, or better yet, use email? You're funny too, but you're going overboard.

The only people responding to #102 are the same people who post all fucking day, 15,20, even 30 times in one thread. You're much funnier in small doses, like heroin.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet

Alright I'm done, later all..........

MsPickle, don't be such a sour puss as your name indicates...

@109: Yeah, heroin is a real riot! Just hang w/Doherty, he's a BLAST!

How does a lesbian hold her liquor?

By her ears.

#108

Hey, Pickle, obviously you are new at this. The people who post regularly on this site share a particular brand of witty humor that most people don't understand. I can understand if you are a little confused at times. As for how often a particular person posts, most of us are consenting adults who no longer live with their parents and can pretty much do whatever the fuck we like. If you feel a certain need to oversee how people should spend their day, might I suggest another site. Or perhaps you should focus your energy on something that won't get on "everybody's nerves."

Sorry, I'm done. Didn't mean to offend anyone, just some advice. And I know no one asked for it, but I just wanted to voice my opinion. I'm fairly sure others feel the same way, but don't want to be bashed.

#115

Too late.

#110 - Liquor? I don't even know her!

#115 - We do e-mail, well a bunch of us do. Trust us, there's more where this comes from and I can gay-ron-tee you don't want none. You are smart to "cry uncle" early. You have my permission to stay.

That's a lot of money to invest in a cover-up aimed at convincing people you are not gay. TCLTC.

#115

I'm new here, too.

Osh's continual puss references are one of the reasons that I kept coming back to read the comments. That, and several other posters with a certain sickness in their humor.

Maybe there's something wrong with me....

#119

You will fit in just fine. . .

See, Ms. Pickle? They all come back for my pussy. So maybe I post too much, or maybe you read too much. Or maybe you post about reading other posts too much. Maybe posting about other posters posting too much is just a big boring waste of a post, perhaps.
Pussy, pussy, vagina, pussy, vulva, asshole.

121 osh

Gave me an idea...can I have a poster of your pussy, trade ya for a bright shiny nickel?

Did I hear someone mention something about pussy? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

KCLTC---Kate Cruise Loves The Cash

$MA$H!!

Sticky Eskimo Pie .. is that some kind of Northern Native American porn flick ?

Your gonna need a lot more nickels, hoss.

I believe that it doesn't get more polite and high class than Osh telling the class wonderful anecdotes about her "Beef Curtains"

I got to thinking just now, and for 33 mil, I would got to a truck-stop, disembowel a lot-lizard, and sew her entire sexual reproduction system onto my back. I'd invent a nutrient sprinkler to keep it moist and viable, and I'd let Tom have his way with the turkey baster. I'd carry the lizard-tom thing full term, and then hand the baby over to the cult. For 33 mil I would do this. Half up front. I would then buy every hooker in Brazil or I'd get Zanna and me a full-on Winebago!!! or both.

I know I only visit the site to hear osh's stories.

hiya-
i've been a superficialite for awhile now, but have just now been moved to post.

all because of comment #102.

although i don't need to say a fucking word in defense of osh, i'm going to anyway. so, shut it. right? because i've been loving osh's comments for awhile, and i'm pretty sure her pussy is tougher than you.

@119 i am going to have to agree with you i particullary like osh's comments on her puss puss i know it probably makes me a sick fuck for staying here all day just so i can get a glimpse of osh's awesome writting, but hey i like being a sick fuck! OSH YOUR AWESOME!!!!

Picklehead, I would have to disagree with you on this one. Ms. B'Gosh has proven to be one of the funniest mofo's on this site.

Tranny 128, that is seriously fucked-up. You are awesome.

And Osh, your succinct use of the word "Awesome" in previous posts has inspired me to post a sign outside my cubicle, right under my name, that reads:
Booface
Most Awesomest Salesperson

actually, most of the posters on this site are fucking glorious. so...greetin's from texas, ya'll.

I worship Osh and I'm stalking her, too. I can smell her hot pussy all the way up here in DC.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#133 Howdy Texas!

*sniff* I love you guys...
Gather round my beef curtains and give it a hug.

137 osh

I'm more of a stick my head in and yell "Helloooooo" kind of guy.

howdy back, chicago! sorry that idiot twat took a shot at you, too. xoxo

but hey...what's this COOB business? i've obviously missed something highly crucial.

Do you think pickle actually counted the posts? She's just jealous of osh's awesome pussy.

#139

Near as I can figure, the "coob" is a poster who has pretty much pissed all the regular posters off. He/she/it's ID is lamebananas or some derivative thereof and has actually posed as other regular posters.

SHHHHHHHHHH!!! It will hear you. Do not speak of this thing again, please!

Crap! Sorry!

ugh,lame is so repulsive. also sherry. are they the same person? protective measures must surely be taken.

see osh 99% of us here love you and have nothing better to do than return here all day just to read about your yummy beef curtains which im sure are just as lovely as it sounds!

#139 xoxo back at you. No picklehead is going to ruin my day, not with osh's stories to cheer me up!

Man, I was in a meeting for an hour and come back to this.

First of all #102- I was just going to say that I thought OSH was on FIYAAAH today cuz she's wicked fuckin' funny and is craking me up. Keep it up girl. Pussy, cunt, twat, asshole. Rock on.

Papa #37 - That reminds me of the time you teabagged me when I was asleep and I said, "where'd that come from" and you said the same thing. Good times..

@128 - MARRY ME. And who are you kidding...we'd just get attached to the lizard thing and put it in a tent and let people see it for a dollar at the racetrack.

143

Do not invoke the name of HWMNBN!

#148 My bad. My bad.

Yes 143, to echo BigJim, it's nice to have you back!

there is no emoticon for what i am feeling.

just my 2 cents worth but, Osh, commenters like you, Papa and BigJim (to name a few) make this site the main reason I come here daily. Commenters like HWMNBN, Whipper, Edna, and Pickle (to name a few) make me want the technology to be able to reach through my monitor and SLAP someone, then destroy their computer so we will not be subjected to their stupidity!

Osh, darlin, keep it up! You are loved!

147 Zanna;

I thought you would never ask, your pole or mine? Maybe we could have it done at the racetrack, and have our names embossed with little corn-dogs and hearts, flashed over the big-screen to all of our brethen in the stadium. Tranny and Zanna Granny, it has a swell ring. Great idea for the lizard thing, another $ rung in our burgueoning financial empire. I should have thought about how attaced I get to some things, after the fiasco with the INS making me give back my Mexican.

Tranny - oh you DO know how to woo a girl. Oh YOU DO. Tranny and Zanna Granny - 'tis perfection. And honey, I do know how hard it was for you to give up you Mexican. I was there, remember? I don't ever want to see you crying in a fetal position. Watching you crying and rocking in the sand like that breaks my fucking heart.

You know what we'll do for honeymoon? Well, get in the Pinto and drive to Texas and get you a nice new Mexican. Maybe we can get one with teeth this time...wouldn't that be nice?

A new Mexican! Sheer genius. I bet we can find one cheap in Matamoras, plus we can swim together in the pristine waters of the Rio Grande, looking in awe at the sheer numbers of Brown Trout that go bobbing by. I think I would like one named Jose this time, do you think I'm being picky? Hose B would be just as good.

i too have been a big fan of osh, despite the fact she threw down on me the other day... she is an icon...a trail blazer...a true princess of her domain...

i only wish my own daughter can one day achieve the level that osh has...

here's to you girl...

People are always free NOT to read the comments. Simple fact.

I have been a long time reader of this site and just wanted to let the regulars know that I absolutely love the comments. You are all f'ing hilarious. Keep up the good fight!

About the last two posts...

What ever came to FIRST comes love THEN comes marriage...

THEN comes the baby in the baby carriage?

Has the whole world gone to pot, morally?

Everyone knows the internet is optional.

160
Ah, THERE you are! I was afraid I'd lost my wanna-be-me!

Come on, make me laugh!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and all that jazz.

I rarely, almost never, post at night. But it's too hot to cut the grass and the game doesn't start for a while. I just wanted to say that yes, Osh has a certain infatuation with her vagina. She spreads the words pussy, twat, beef curtains, etc. around freely and without concern. This is the reason I'll be making a two hour drive north one day, so she can meet me halfway, and I plan on spraining her pussy with the fucking exercises I'm going to put it through. MsPickle, you're welcome to come meet us, but let me warn you, if you thought that bitch spoke nasty now, wait till she has this big staminga in her. Then you can truly be blessed by vulgarity mixed with multiple, multiple, orgasms.

No one wants to be you... we just piss you off!

It's so cute how you act like it dosen't bother you.

161

I was wondering why you were making such nonsensical remarks. I was afraid that you had hit your head or something.

Papa... please... like you know how to make anyoneone do multiple anything.

Except vomit... when people see you, they vomit multiple times.

Anyoneone??

Ii don'ton't thinkhink youou meanteant whathat youou typedyped.

#164.. who's Jane? You're mother? And let me guess... YOU'RE the error?

Papa... please... like you KNOW how to make anyone do multiple anything.

Nice try, COOB.

#171.. who's Jane? You're mother? And let me guess... YOU'RE the error?

Add a couple letters to the last part of your screen name and you get eeyore...

Are you a donkey, too? You sure seem like an ass.

Who's the ass? You're the one pretending to be someone cooler than you.

$3 million a year up to $33 million for each year she's married to Cruise...

How long do you think? I'm thinking a long time... they look quite in love.

you guys email? i feel so left out! :(

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060608/ap_on_re_us/english_only_cheesesteaks

...

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH SOME BRAINS!

Welcome to America... we speak English here.

whipper_willow@yahoo.com

165

when i was ass fucking your mom, she said she would of had an abortion, but she had to support her crack habit...then she took a hanger and tried, but left it as it was...so add the coat hanger and the crack and you are what you are...

waterranger--you can contact me if you want. =)

Hi ptprez

they arent even married yet

jane's eyre... newbiez! Whadd up.

a/s/l/fave celeb

182

That's why it's called a PREnuptial.

hi jane...

5 o'clock is slowing approaching...one more day, one more day...

sweet, it's like she's a basketball player, getting money every year. In ten years, she'll be a free agent again.

*slowly* my brain is already clocked out.

Let's all worship at the altar of OshBitch.
What a fabulous piece of work she is!

Probably the only thing slowing down the frequency of her posts is the time it takes to wipe her fingers on her sweatpants. The powder and crumbs from the dick-cheese doritos she constantly shovels down her gullet must really gum up her keyboard.

All she talks about is her mangy unused vag and rip on the myspace pages of women that are more attractive, popular, secure and without a doubt smell better than she does.

I bet Rosie O'Donell was like that before she came out!

190

have the balls and wait until she's here...

is that what you do in school, wait until the guy who kicked your sorry ass is down the hall , then scream "i'm gonna get you!!!"..."creep!!!"

191

Oh don't worry little one. I'm not afraid of her. I remember the bitches like that from high school. Their followers were basically afraid of them or too weak willed to disagree. What a bunch of clingons!

How can she not be here? The anonymity of the internet gives her life meaning!

192

it's a syndicate...it's better to be with us ...you don't want the other...

clingos???

i got your clingon swinging...biatch...

@190

I for one agree with you!!
I vaguely remember a time when PapaHotNuts was funny. It's been a while. All he and Osh do is take turns licking each other's genitalia. Oh Osh you sluty slut, I'm going to give it to your cornhole with my giant cock! Oh, Papa, your so funny LOL watch my coveted "pussy pop." You're funny! No, you are! My pussy is wet! You funny bitch!

Fucking IM each other already. You too Tranny and Zanna. You guys both are funny. Its a shame to waste you're talent on shitty sex banter.

195
Well when a woman gets as fat as a planet a lot of lesser objects get caught in her orbit.
Or maybe its like flies to a piece of shit!

I find it funny that all the assholes showed up at one time. Someone must have had detention today.

Oh Leo...we just don't want to keep our love a secret...and you're enjoying it..isn't it a refreshing change from HWSNBN?

All the women take the money of their husband. Kate with more chance than much of other. I council with kate to remain 6 or 7 years with Tom, to open an account saves and after, to take a nanny, to make pay by Tom all of which it wants, to make build a well hidden villa and after... it will be the beautiful life!! + the alimony :o))

http://www.lezlife.com

All the women take the money of their husband. Kate with more chance than much of other. I council with kate to remain 6 or 7 years with Tom, to open an account saves and after, to take a nanny, to make pay by Tom all of which it wants, to make build a well hidden villa and after... it will be the beautiful life!! + the alimony :o))

And you know what else, my dear Leo...Me an Tranny..we're not just about sex. We've got the Pinto, the corndog trailer, NASCAR AND we're getting a new Mexican. We've got depth, man. We've got it all.

They are both so very sad, pathetic, and blatantly phony. Ugh.

Bitches, when you can make a woman laugh with something other than your "penises"...

get back to me

200 Zanna;

That summary! I fucking fell out of my chair laughing!!!!! You Rule!!

102: Tranny.

Exactly. EXACTLY. Laughter is key.

I meant 202....TRANNY...but then

203 Tranny..Exactly WHAT is so funny about our "summary"? That is US baby..it's us.

Anyway, all this talk about Nascar and corndogs, I realized we don't have any fireworks for July 4th. So I'm leaving for North Carolina to go get some.

I left you a bunch of meals in Gladwear. WASH THE STUFF WITH SPAGHETTI SAUCE RIGHT AWAY OR IT WILL STAIN THE PLASTIC.

Zanna; Babe

Laughing at the people who will never live the life of Reilly, like us!

I forgot to mention, I have some fireworks stashed under the stairs....says Die-No-Mite on the label....don't know that company, but damn! Thats the biggest m-80 I ever laid eyes on! But I am so glad you are getting more, there are never enough things to be lit on fire laying around. I'll be breathlessly waiting for your return.

Whass "plastic"? I knew that correspond-damn-stence course would give you big-city learnin'. Teach me a 2 syllable word when you get back, in that school girl outfit. I love to learn.

Whass "plastic"?

Baby, we discussed this. Plastic is what your cousin's ta-ta's are made outta, remember? You were the one that put her out with the hose last year when she got too close to the grill? ha ha...."she's the one who wanted her burgers well done", says you.

So the woman is bought and paid for....and just like he did to Nicole...3 days before the expiration of the "agreement" he will ditch her and hook up with someone girl/boy Suri's ballet class ....
This is just so freaky....it smells of bad socks....or Parish Herpes underware drawer

Okay I say 3 days shy of the anniversary of the expiration of the pre-nup....here's 5 bucks

Posted by Zanna on June 8, 2006 09:10 PM

And you know what else, my dear Leo...Me an Tranny..we're not just about sex. We've got the Pinto, the corndog trailer, NASCAR AND we're getting a new Mexican. We've got depth, man. We've got it all

Posted by TrannyGranny on June 8, 2006 09:49 PM

200 Zanna;

That summary! I fucking fell out of my chair laughing!!!!! You Rule!!

Posted by Zanna on June 8, 2006 09:51 PM

102: Tranny.

Exactly. EXACTLY. Laughter is key.

205. Posted by Zanna on June 8, 2006 10:01 PM

I meant 202....TRANNY...but then

203 Tranny..Exactly WHAT is so funny about our "summary"? That is US baby..it's us.

Anyway, all this talk about Nascar and corndogs, I realized we don't have any fireworks for July 4th. So I'm leaving for North Carolina to go get some.

I left you a bunch of meals in Gladwear. WASH THE STUFF WITH SPAGHETTI SAUCE RIGHT AWAY OR IT WILL STAIN THE PLASTIC.

206. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 8, 2006 10:09 PM

Zanna; Babe

Laughing at the people who will never live the life of Reilly, like us!

I forgot to mention, I have some fireworks stashed under the stairs....says Die-No-Mite on the label....don't know that company, but damn! Thats the biggest m-80 I ever laid eyes on! But I am so glad you are getting more, there are never enough things to be lit on fire laying around. I'll be breathlessly waiting for your return.

Whass "plastic"? I knew that correspond-damn-stence course would give you big-city learnin'. Teach me a 2 syllable word when you get back, in that school girl outfit. I love to learn.

207. Posted by Zanna on June 8, 2006 10:47 PM

Whass "plastic"?

Baby, we discussed this. Plastic is what your cousin's ta-ta's are made outta, remember? You were the one that put her out with the hose last year when she got too close to the grill? ha ha...."she's the one who wanted her burgers well done", says you.

See when you read it all at once it kinda sucks, doesn't it? FUCKING IM EACH OTHER. OR EMAIL. Zanna for a stripper your sure here alot at night. You must be one of the B-class ugly daytime strippers who only get customers because there's a buffet.

I'm sorry to step on anyone's toes or pussies for that matter, but this thread has been derailed by countless masturbatory exchanges that have nothing to do with the fact that Tom Cruise loves the cock.

The story is about his $33 million dollar beard in the form of a dead-eyed war bride. If TC wasn't such an insane cock lover, I'd sign up for a deal like that. I just hope Katie visits www.xenu.net sooner than later so she can escape the cult and write the tell all book of the century.

I'm almost afraid to jump in on this one...so I'll just say the generic:

"Poor Katie Holmes, she might have had it made with what's his name from American Pie, instead she ended up with Cujo."

Sidenote: I absolutely HATE Tom Cruise and his Science crap. He's like a little Chicken Hawk (not related to me), he gets his little feathers all puffed up and walks around like he is some sort of miniature bad-ass. I think if I ever got the chance to meet him in person, I would give him a wedgie.

As a general rule, people that talk about sex nonstop aren't getting any. If they were, they wouldn't be obsessing on it night and day online.

In fact, if they were getting any, they wouldn't be online. They'd be in a bed, stirrups, swing, spa, or saddle...if they're lucky.

And if they aren't getting any, it's because they're ugly, uninteresting, or have issues...because, in general, people are whores, and even the ugliest asstube can find sex somewhere (Reference: the post about James Blunt)

Sex and beauty are like money. You only harp on it if you don't have it.

"Tune in tomorrow for more of Dr HollyJ, Berman and Berman as we delve deeper (no pun intended) into the subject of Asstubes"

Oh.. and TCLTC!!!

147 Zanna and 153 Tranny

Do we all get invites to the wedding? Seeing you met each other here and we have all witnessed your blooming romance. ;)

128 Tranny

That is truly admirable dedication for a man to be willing to get pregnant (of sorts) for $33 million. However, wouldn't it be easier just to buy a baby somewhere or maybe even kidnap one, get Tom really drunk, dress up as Xenu and hand the baby over to him - telling him it's the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and he has been chosen to take care of it? Heck, you probably wouldn't even need to get Tom drunk for that, he'd believe it all sober, too.

Yea, but it's not all together all at once. Only when you do it.

And no, I'm not a day time stripper. I work on websites and communication by day. Work at the club Fridays and Saturday nights. You know..when the real money is there.

Isn't it romantic? This type of love inspires love songs.

216, love songs, or vinegar douches.

209 leo

Hi bitch....look, someone talked to you, feel better now?

To all those that bitch and complain about what others type...
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE???? GO AWAY!! WE DONT NEED OR WANT YOU HERE ATTEMPTING TO RUIN OUR FUN!! FUCK OFF!!

she coulda done 3 million a year without his crazy ass, that's chump change for selling your soul, and life to the devil. I doubt she'll get any work in the near future, she's gotta be considered box office poison, him too. Well, on the plus side, maybe they can open a clinic for heroin addicts, since apparently he can cure them with excercise within three days. What a ridiculous joke these two are.

I'm not done yet...AND how disgusting that a day after the public is graced with the gorgeous pictures of BP & AJ's new baby, THIS is what we hear about this dumbass couple....money, pre-nups, disgusting, where the fuck is that alien kid???

# 220

DITTO...I totally agree....no matter Tommy " I love Cock " Cruise is and always will be crap....you cannot sugar coat a turd

KATIE HOLMS....YOU ARE NOW A HOOKER!!! Tom just bought your your sorry dead eyed ass....you are OFFICIALLY a joke until you get beamed up to Xenu with your crazy e-metered spawn!!!!! Yu should have seen it comming..Ooooopppsss I forgot....your eyes are dead...shite....forgot...silly me!!

Will there ever be a new story posted, or do we have to continue to argue about other shit HERE?

POST SUPER PEEPS, POST!!

I know some shit's going on somewhere... Paris fucking a homeless dude in a honeybucket, Lohan bent over a mirror in some public rest stop, Tom Cruise demeaning some postpartum woman on anti-psychotics, Britney barefoot in curlers accidentally dropping her son off a balcony... COME ON ALREADY!

Ok the crazies are still nuts. good. next.

I'd just make him pay me for the kid and go on my merry, rich way. He can have it, I despise children as it is, he'd be doing me a favor!

...and meanwhile
...over at natalie portmans's
...message board
...[don't bother going]
...[they don't let ]
...[just anyone ]
...[in :) ]

...lol bitch :)))

Subject : Re: Ponder this and explaineth, computer websitey type people
posted by negativ on 2006-09-06 05:02
try rerouting the system dispatcher through the TCP/IP conduits. if that doesn't work you'll have to manually override the buffer enhancement filters on the dual shock core. XP has an excellent internal server alignment program which automatically does this when the LAN ports are accessed through a binary intermediary (such as xenon systems r1200); a mobile router can help accelerate the CPU's acceptance of such AMD-specific coding. if nothing else works, disengage DNS terminals by bypassing all the primary safety protocols by creating an anti-inversion feedback loop within the radeon emitters.

fuckin' simple.

[...or so you would think :) ]
[...you have a message board]
[...but you don't let people
[...post ? :) ]

welcome to the internet

npmb.org :)

lol bitch :))

Shit, I was just starting to enjoy these 2 not being in the news...then what happens? You guessed it...Frank Stallone.