May 15, 2006
Tara Reid is transforming

This is supposedly Tara Reid, but I just can't see it. Besides looking like a completely different person, she's missing the signature Tara Reid signs. No drunken stumbling around the floor, no boobs flying out of her top, and no complete strangers with their hands on her ass. If she keeps this up she might actually become a functioning member of society as opposed to a living example parents use when warning their children about the dangers of drinking while pregnant.
Some more of Tara Reid not looking like Tara Reid after the jump.


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Comments
1. Posted by I knoe how too spel on May 15, 2006 6:37 PM
Does anyone care about Tara Reid if her top is on?
2. Posted by I knoe how too spel on May 15, 2006 6:38 PM
Wow, first, I'm a loser.
3. Posted by jimmythefish on May 15, 2006 6:39 PM
It's not her. Her stomach isn't weird-looking.
4. Posted by BigJim on May 15, 2006 6:46 PM
It's her. She's got the signature "ready to suck cock" O-shape in her mouth in the second photo, followed by the "licking cum off her lips" expression in the third one.
Not to mention the heinous camel toe from years of getting pounded by every guy she could get her hands on.
When I look at her, I seriously think about giving up the hooch.
5. Posted by Nikk The Templar on May 15, 2006 6:46 PM
Goddamn pod people infesting Hollywood!
I want my skanky drunk vomit covered Tara Reid back!!!!
6. Posted by ILovePapaSmurf on May 15, 2006 6:48 PM
That's not Tara Reid. If it is, then she needs to lay off the alchy.
7. Posted by playahater101 on May 15, 2006 6:50 PM
If that is her, I think she had a nosejob. I'm hunting for more pictures.
8. Posted by Agatha on May 15, 2006 6:53 PM
She has the face of a man, but the body of a boy.
9. Posted by Binky on May 15, 2006 6:54 PM
Well the dog tag necklace, the camouflage jeans... Infantry 'dating'? I think her 'career' will do a lot better over in Baghdad.
They could use a few 'B' teen horror flicks over there.
Maybe Ali G could co-star.
10. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 15, 2006 6:55 PM
I want that PRADA bag!
11. Posted by Binky on May 15, 2006 6:56 PM
I want that Prada Hag
12. Posted by Binky on May 15, 2006 6:57 PM
Well ok - it is 'Happy Hour'
13. Posted by Zed on May 15, 2006 7:04 PM
TOP 10 REASONS THIS COULDN'T BE TARA REID:
10. Her pants are ON.
9. She isn't sporting a lumpy stomach from past incompetent liposuction.
8. Her bra size doesn't appear to be 59DDDDD.
7. Her roots aren't showing.
6. She doesn't appear to be drunk.
5. She doesn't appear to be hallucinating.
4. Her clothes don't look as if they were purchased at Wal-Mart's.
3. She's wearing sunglasses that seem to be more expensive than the ones she usually finds at Duane Reade.
2. Her makeup isn't manufactured by Maybelline.
1. Her left breast isn't hanging out of her shirt for all the world to see.
14. Posted by waterranger on May 15, 2006 7:05 PM
I do like how her sunglasses match her bag, at least the drinking and too many plastic surgeries havent caused colourblindness.
My Prada Bag is better :P
15. Posted by blueballs on May 15, 2006 7:06 PM
Too bad they didnt show a butt pick cuz if the girl above had no ass, you know it is definitely Tara "the drunken whore" Reid!
16. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 15, 2006 7:21 PM
Poor Tara Reid. She seemed like such a sweet, likeable girl in the American Pie movies. I really thought her career could go places. Now look at her. She's yet another Hollywood harlot, and the punchline for a million alcohol/plastic surgery jokes. What a fucking tard. Hell, if I had the chance she had, I sure wouldn't have squandered it. But she actually looks almost normal in these pics. Maybe she actually watched "Taradise" in a sober moment and realized what a pathetic joke she became. At least she covered that monstrous, lumpy stomach and those scarred tits.
17. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 15, 2006 7:22 PM
I'm on a mission to find that bag. Willing to do ATM for it.
18. Posted by deyanira_spain on May 15, 2006 7:23 PM
#13
and... it isn't her nose...
is it?
19. Posted by cayana on May 15, 2006 7:25 PM
Man she has a weird looking nosejob. Looks like they took a few too many inches off.
20. Posted by Elizabeth on May 15, 2006 7:28 PM
this does not look like tara reid
21. Posted by Elusive Spork on May 15, 2006 7:30 PM
I think if you look closely the 2nd picture says it all....
"What do you mean by dry county?" or even "He said I don't do anal?"
22. Posted by Zanna on May 15, 2006 7:31 PM
Something better to look at:
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/christina_aguilera/still_dirrty_20060515.php
23. Posted by Shelley Bonnechance on May 15, 2006 7:32 PM
The only way I know Tara Reid IS Tara Reid is because of her strangely configured midriff/abdomen. She's usually a lot less covered up than this, so I can't tell who it is.
Hard to tell with Blonde Celebrities.
1) If she's carrying a baby and/or a double mocha latte with extra whipped cream, it's Britney.
2) If she's wearing bright red lipstick and smiling really really BIG and wearing a strange outfit, it's Gwen Stefani.
3) If she's wearing bright red lipstick, looking sulky and has dark roots, it's Christina Aguilera.
4) If she's frighteningly thin and posing with facial expressions that indicate she needs to find a restroom and have a poo, it's Paris Hilton.
5) If she's wearing a curtain and big, black orthopedic shoes and making us all cry because we can remember how cute she used to be, it's Meg Ryan.
24. Posted by awful on May 15, 2006 7:37 PM
She has the nose of a burns victim. I have never noticed that before, which gives me doubts about these photos.
25. Posted by Libraesque on May 15, 2006 7:48 PM
I'm with Zed, there's NO WAY that's her. Remember awhile back, after her tit fell out of her dress, she made this statement about not wanting to be known as just a party girl....she was changing her image....that was, like, 2 years ago, and has anyone seen a pic of her since then when she wasn't a complete drunken heap with some guys hand up her skirt?????
26. Posted by schoolgluestick on May 15, 2006 7:52 PM
There is no way that can be Tara Reid.
27. Posted by PJ in PA on May 15, 2006 7:53 PM
If you want that "Prada" bag, go to a street corner in NYC because it ain't real. Which means it ain't Tara Reid. She may not have an income stream but she has enough sense to not carry a fake designer bag. Heck, she did a Taradise episode on Roberto Cavalli's yacht. OMG - I can't believe I just admitted to seeing a Taradise episode. Need go pull a TR and drink myself into oblivion.
28. Posted by DinerGirl on May 15, 2006 7:58 PM
Nice fake Prada bag. She must be running out of money, at last. Now, maybe she can pursue her true calling -- the 11-6 shift at Banana Republic at The Grove.
29. Posted by MeganHarris on May 15, 2006 7:59 PM
OhMG It doesn teven look like her!!
what happend to the funny drunk girl look?
30. Posted by gostosaefutil on May 15, 2006 8:03 PM
Is this the re-birth/unfuglyness of Reid?
New nose, new boob job, new belly lipo, new stylist?
It could be easier (and cheaper) to kill and replace her by a well dressed sex doll.
31. Posted by Rebekka on May 15, 2006 8:11 PM
Urgh! Lip liner ick.
I really don't think that's her, I mean her actually having clothes on? No way.
32. Posted by chickflick on May 15, 2006 8:14 PM
yay go tara reid! keep improving
33. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 15, 2006 8:14 PM
If thats a new nose she needs to demand her drinking money back cause that shits crooked.....
34. Posted by jimmythefish on May 15, 2006 8:19 PM
Oh, wait a minute. Isn't that a club stamp on her right arm? This changes everything. The day after? I retract my statement and say that it's her.
35. Posted by eden on May 15, 2006 8:24 PM
does she look like a jew to you in the second pic? her nose looks huge and jewy. just plain disgusting- jews are all gross
36. Posted by Land-Man on May 15, 2006 8:24 PM
Land Land Land Land
37. Posted by TrannyGranny on May 15, 2006 8:41 PM
GodDamnit;
If I wanted to see an average looking, swollen faced, brain dead chick with all of her clothes on, I would go to Wal-Mart. Someone get that girl an 8-ball and some tequila!
38. Posted by TrannyGranny on May 15, 2006 8:43 PM
The 2nd pic looks like she just got the news her pap-smear came back positive. As in "Tara, I'm positive science has never seen anything like this, I'm calling a haz-mat team and my buddies at Area-51"
39. Posted by BigJim on May 15, 2006 8:46 PM
Okay, eden, I'm not Jewish. I don't have any close Jewish friends either, but I think your indiscriminate slamming of Jews is very distasteful.
Nevertheless, you have the right to speak your piece, just like I do. Here's mine: FUCK YOU! DIE! DIE! DIE! It's worthless, narrow-minded shitbags like you that make me want to clean my gun collection. If all you ever have to say on SF is ragging on Jews, then no one wants to hear it. Go to some skinhead rally instead. Or go play in traffic. No one cares what you do, you cum gargling piece of shit.
Go die now.
40. Posted by iambananas on May 15, 2006 8:52 PM
How can you'ze be making fun of her? She is actually quite pretty. It just doesn't make sence.
You people are just a bit too critical. People need to not be so bitter.
41. Posted by iambananas on May 15, 2006 8:54 PM
BigJim...
Do you think that was an adult answer?
42. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 15, 2006 8:54 PM
39 - Well, given that this is a celeb-bash site, almost every comment is going to be a bash on a Jew or Scientologist. Usually just not for being Jewish, though; Scientology seems to be fair game, however.
Enh, I have to go to a function down in Hollywood this weekend, right near the big Scientology center. Anyone got any messages for Sherry-co? Just to make it worth my own while, I'll be charging $5 a "cunt" after the first one.
43. Posted by TrannyGranny on May 15, 2006 9:00 PM
Fa Cube!!!!!
Holy Shit, I just got your name!!!!
BigJim; Man, you should always keep your guns clean, what with the polar bears and all.
44. Posted by eden on May 15, 2006 9:08 PM
to iambananas ande bigjim i think you are all inconsiderate bastards. u r nothing but jew loving freaks how could u sit there and defend jews? what are their purpose in this world? all they do it take up our space with their noses
45. Posted by suzy on May 15, 2006 9:29 PM
she still has no figure and dresses badly
46. Posted by WickedBitch on May 15, 2006 9:29 PM
There is no way that's her.
Whoever that is, her hair is too nice, smooth and shiny. Tara Reid's hair ALWAYS looks sizzled, like she let a bumch of chimps bleach the shit out of it.
47. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on May 15, 2006 9:53 PM
id hit with a shirt on!
48. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on May 15, 2006 9:56 PM
oh wow im the only person to "hit it" woooo!!
49. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on May 15, 2006 9:56 PM
oh wow im the only person to "hit it" woooo!!
50. Posted by MeanNate on May 15, 2006 9:59 PM
Is that a wet spot in the first picture?
51. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on May 15, 2006 10:11 PM
oh wow im the only person to "hit it" woooo!!
52. Posted by Zanna on May 15, 2006 10:11 PM
eden. You really need to be something I wake up and read about in the paper. Like in the obituaries.
53. Posted by Zanna on May 15, 2006 10:12 PM
#51 - you're the only one that WANTS to hit it.
54. Posted by WickedBitch on May 15, 2006 10:14 PM
Yeah, yeah. I'd hit it too.
With a brick.
55. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 15, 2006 10:18 PM
@43 I admit that I just figured that one out on Saturday night.
56. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 15, 2006 10:22 PM
@29 Look in the mirror
57. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 15, 2006 10:38 PM
Could be a fake Tara, Could be a fake Prada. I'm not above giving up the ATM for Prada (fake or not).
58. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 15, 2006 10:39 PM
Wow 3 in a row...this reminds me of Saturday night....
59. Posted by ebayfan414 on May 15, 2006 10:44 PM
I heard her boobs are going out with Kelly Clarkson, but her vagina is having an affair with Josh Groban. Is that true?
60. Posted by CatMV88 on May 15, 2006 10:56 PM
hey eden - are you in the Guiness Book of World Records for smallest mind in the universe? you are an embarrassment to the human race.
61. Posted by ebayfan414 on May 15, 2006 11:08 PM
Oh and eden, you fucking piece of filth, I hope you get raped by a hideous truck driver, smell pete doherty's breath, and get eaten by a fat rhinoceros on it's period.
62. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 15, 2006 11:17 PM
When are you guy's going to learn "DO NOT FEED THE FUCKING TROLLS"!!!!!!! It's obviously for attention. If not I'm sorry for them.................
63. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 15, 2006 11:21 PM
Stallion, it's 11:20. Shouldn't you be bending someone over a couch? Loser on line at 11:21.
PS I love you bitch.
64. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 15, 2006 11:26 PM
@42 If your Fa cube Itches you should go to the doctor and get your Fa cube Checked out.........
@55 & @43 you guys are funny, that shit was easy, Fuck you bitches......just kidding
65. Posted by Getitstraight on May 15, 2006 11:28 PM
Looked at 400 Prada bags, it is fake, you can tell by the straps. Eden, can you just go find a nice white supremacist site? Please.
66. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 15, 2006 11:56 PM
One time at band camp, I told everyone I wanted to exchange ATM for a fake Prada. Then I stuck a flute in my pussy and everyone forget about it.
67. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 16, 2006 12:05 AM
@66 you got me, I was bored bitch, but it's ok. I already forget about it........LOL
68. Posted by celebwatcher on May 16, 2006 12:12 AM
sorry, but this is NOT tara
69. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 16, 2006 12:19 AM
67 Do you really want to play that game? Get Geico for your money...
70. Posted by Sammie on May 16, 2006 12:36 AM
Of course it's Tara. You can tell by the trademark overbite she has, particularly prominent in the 2nd pic.
Her outfit/sunglasses/bag are the most cheap and nasty things I've ever seen. They suit her well.
71. Posted by dirtypiratehooker on May 16, 2006 12:46 AM
That bag's fake just like her rack.
Hey Eden, Hitler called and said that he wants his attitude and beliefs back...fucking cuntrag.
72. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on May 16, 2006 1:55 AM
oh wow i posted that like 3 times mmm just to make sure i guess
73. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on May 16, 2006 2:00 AM
and can someone explain Fa Cube, im having a slow day at work today, it realy blows and i stil have 1 hour to go!
74. Posted by Odium on May 16, 2006 2:22 AM
this is definitely not tara reid...her stomach is too flat and her tits are WAY too covered...plus her hair doesnt look like she fell asleep(or or more likely passed out) with the straitening iron still in it...not to mention that this girl looks absolutely nothing like her...
...and eden, go choke on a cock, that is assuming anyone, and that includes the homeless bum who would fuck for 20 cents, will touch you...
75. Posted by xc0mplicated on May 16, 2006 2:27 AM
BigJim, I think I just fell in love with you.
76. Posted by ellaminnowpea on May 16, 2006 6:36 AM
...I think it's a nice PradO bag....attached to a ho-bag.......
77. Posted by awful on May 16, 2006 7:56 AM
Why do people fall for eden's trolling? It's embarrassing watching people get all hot and bothered by it.
78. Posted by alteaon on May 16, 2006 8:39 AM
What is the significance of the prada bag? Why should I drop so much money on something that is going to carry my wallet, checkbook ect?
I am not saying this as a knock on anyone, I just don't get the purpose of designer things...
79. Posted by prideofchucky on May 16, 2006 8:54 AM
CELEB FUN FACT:
What's the difference between Mischa Barton and Tara Reid?
(Turn computer monitor over for answer)
answer: When Mischa menstrates through her pants- her "spot" is RED not BLACK.
80. Posted by prideofchucky on May 16, 2006 8:55 AM
-or-
CELEB RIDDLES!
What's Black and White and Whore ALL OVER?
81. Posted by iamboredatwork on May 16, 2006 9:27 AM
Looks like a nose job to me
http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~friedman/images/tarareid_smaller.jpg
82. Posted by Spindoc on May 16, 2006 10:47 AM
#44 eden, You're kidding right? You're after "The Jews"? What is this the 1930's? Anyway, back to Tara, I've slagged her off more than most but I'll say she looks better. Then again, she was a whore when she was thin, and just like that one time she showed up to the REd Carpet in a nice dress didn't mean she still wasn't a drunken whore, my guess is, she went to a spa, took some weight off, and is still a big drunken whore albeit a thinner one.
83. Posted by doeslifesuckorwhat on May 16, 2006 11:14 AM
that's not a nose job - it's a bloody chin job and it's fucking freaky. Although I'm not sure it's even her. Kind of like whatsherface from Dirty Dancing (or is it Ferris' sister - I get confused) that had the nose job then couldn't get any work because no one recognise her so had to start her own "sitcom". Dumbfucks
84. Posted by Libraesque on May 16, 2006 12:06 PM
some douchbag in Encino with a fake bag and roots is creaming herself because she's being mistaken for a drunken whore "celebrity" Yawn
85. Posted by Spindoc on May 16, 2006 3:38 PM
Wow, just looked at the 2nd picture. If she had a chin job they needed to put more in there.
86. Posted by Ringo5150 on May 16, 2006 6:38 PM
I miss the 'old' Tara Reid.
Drunk, Disorientated, Flashing, Good time girl....
We don't need another Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Has anyone ever got pics of JLH in an embarrasing siutation?
87. Posted by mane on May 16, 2006 8:03 PM
Thats a Wannabe rite? if its not, wat a change!!
88. Posted by TrannyGranny on May 16, 2006 10:02 PM
73 Chevibrator
Say it out loud. Ok, now say it faster out loud....Get it?
Oh, I may have been banned for some reason, I just got a message on the Adriana thread saying words to the effect of they have to approve my comments...etc. I'll post it in it's entirety under another name, if necessary. If that's the case, It's been fun, kids.
89. Posted by iamboredatwork on May 17, 2006 9:24 AM
# 86 - I don't know how embarrassing this photo is but its kinda funny.
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/110896.jpg
90. Posted by Coffee Achiever on May 18, 2006 7:02 PM
The girl in the picture has a large mole on the right side of her stomach, just below the hem of her t-shirt (1st & 3rd pics).
I have yet to find a photo of Tara Reid's stomach (and believe me, there are PLENTY of them out there) with any visible moles.
I don't think this is Tara Reid.
91. Posted by Truth Serum on June 5, 2006 7:33 PM
If she's not swallowing (pun in every sense intended), what else is she good for, lord knows she can't act!