Fag!!!!!

white trash makes me feel better about myself...

I can't believe the superfish guy misspelled "fucktard."

Did fat Britney officially change her name to Federline when she married K-Fed? If she did I think her new nickname should be Over-Fed. Sooooeeeee!!!!!!

If there is a God why is K-Fed living, breathing and richer than 95% of the world?

That watch will be the death of him. A year from now he'll be found in a Vegas alley stabbed, his underwear down to his knees, no shirt wearing a pair of old Pumas and clutching a pack'o smokes.

All because of that watch.

It'd be cool to make K-Fed march through South Boston on St. Patrick's Day, wearing that hat, just to watch some drunken Irish pipe-fitter wearing a scalley cap and an old satin Celtics jacket run out, kneecap him, and then take a piss on his face.

"Nice fahkin' hat, you fahkin' homo! Dood, fahkin' doosh-bag wearin' a fahkin' Yankees hat. Fahkin' kweeah!"

HAHAHA #4 Snarky, well played.

Ugh just thinking of how overpaid and well fed he is makes me want to hurl, he should be working in a 7-11 somewhere. Paris isn't even this bad.

http://www.betterthanyou.org

i'm waiting for the k-fed/paris duets cd...

Bud Light presents: REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Mister: "Buy a $300,000 Rolex but still can't tell time Guy"
"Today we salute you Kevin Federline, for knowing you have another baby coming with your fat wife but still decide to spend all your Japan money on a watch that you can't even read."
( backround ) "What a Dumbass"
"So if you want your fat wife to look good, have 12 Bud Lights and you'll notice a difference in a matter of minutes, and then you can have sex with her and tell all your friends how you rode the wave of fat."
( backround ) "They can tell the Tabliods"

#5 -- Because Britney's stupid.

Ah! It all makes sense. Look at all of the power lines in that shot!!! Are they camped out at Three Mile Island?

If they aren't careful, their baby could come out retarded. Like, fall-on-your-head-whiplash retarded. Just a theory.

#11 - Thank you. hee hee

The japanese jackass who paid this douche 300k has dishonored his family, he should disembowel his sorry ass immediately.

#7 I'm still freakin' laughing, that was comedy gold. Britney should just go to a trailer park, buy the shabbiest trailer,furnished as is, put it in her backyard, build a wall around it and let k-fed live the life he was born to: Just like Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaids character)from the "Vacation" movies.

oh #4! how good!!
I can't help but feel bad for that girl. She's so pathetic and she put herself in such a bad spot marrying that loser and now she's bringing kids into the mix?? She needs to get a divorce and either be a mom or get hot again. but i'm pretty sure no matter what she does, i wont be able to wash the images of over-fed out of my brain.

If you're paying $300,000 for a watch, it better fucking be able to shoot electron rays and work as a teleporting device on space missions.

Oh, and it should glow in the dark and have a tip calculator. And be able to melt titanium and make your wife attractive again.

...for 300,000 that watch better blow me then make me breakfast...

Uhhh... she is JUST NOW getting tired of him? That relationship must look A LOT different from the inside.
I bet $300K could buy them two really nice padded boxes big enough to put those two babies in until they're big enough to fall down without help.

#7 - I love when people type with an accent! Much better visuals.

#11 - U R Funny!

he is such a wanker. why has it taken her so long to realise what the whole world has known from day one. i know Britney is not the sharpest tool in the box (she certainly is a tool though) but come on, this guy is a complete fagwad! Get rid of him.
http://celebreligion.com

7 and 11, 'Fish at its finest.

Well, Britney, that is what you get for marrying the scum of the earth.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Ah, yes, this is why I read the superfish. No rank comments today (nice), only comedy at its finest.

I like K-dick cuz he's smart. Now that he has a 300K watch, he has a disposable asset in addition to whatever money he's owed in a divorce.

K-dick they ridicule you but you are smart. Rock on.

When is she going to finally dump his loser ass? He is just dead weight and a drain.

KFed: "I gost about tree-hunnerd thou to spend on a watch. Watchu got, my nigga?"

Watch Store Owner: "Have you ever heard of Swatch? It's brand new to the markert."

KFed: "Do black people be wearin' em?"

WSO: "Sure, Kevin, they do. It's all the rage in Harlem and Compton. This one even has a stopwatch and a picture of a tiger in the background."

KFed: "Yo, wrap that muv-fucka up, cracka."

k-fuck is not that smart...that wigger just got some bling to flash his peeps...

that ass-wad could'nt put two collective thoughts together if they were spelled out for him...

here's hoping he contracts the bird flu while he's in asia...

#7--I honestly cannot stop laughing.

That scumbag just spent $300K on a watch, people...yep....take it easy, go slow....let it rise, let it bubble to the surface...there you go.....that's right.....that's pure rage you taste.

I am amazed that not 4-6 months ago he was on his way out the house and all he asked for was if he could keep his Ferrari Spyder. And now he is blowing three-hundred thousand bloogas on a fucking watch?? The guy has some serious balls. He must be taping that ass three ways to sunday. What is he doing?? Spiking her shit with ectasy ? Wake up Brit! get your soda pop tested for drugs.

I was just about to say something along the lines of "gee, isn't it about time Britney drops the baby again? It's been like a whole week since they have been in the news" But this is just as good.

The only reason he bought that watch was so he could reminisce:

Something expensive on his arm that doesn't have fat hands.

#27 Papa

That's classic. You're allowed to make a certificate that reads, "Dr. Rokter says I Rok", date it, and forge my signature at the bottom. It great for resumes.

What would become of the celebrity blogosphere if Shitney, the Simpcest family, and Blohan all dropped off the face of the earth?

#27 - brilliant
Made me laugh out loud for a good five minutes.
Classic.
K-Fag is a tool. I think Brit is beginning to realize he'll never have credibility. I don't know what she expected by marrying him?

300 thoudand for a watch he will surely lose, give to some slut or jump into a pool wearing. Where, where oh where are all the snipers?

@30 ...he's tapping his own ass, Shitney's cut him off, that bitch just used the money he "earned" from some japanese bullshit tour.

#34, we'll always have Paris?

She traded down, now it's biting her. Appears the dude has dependency resentments. More importantly, who cares. Her knockers point in two directions, that's what counts.

*thousand

#27. Nice one, Pap.
K-Fed is livin the American Dream. He's pushin it as far and as fast as he can. Do you blame him? Blame Britney for not standing up for herself. Ever. She holds all the cards and she always folds.

10 that was brilliant

When your husband wears a velour sweatsuit with the word PIMP on the back to your wedding festivities and has his picture taken in it, shouldn't that be a gigantuous clue?

By the way, my dog had the shits yesterday...and the giggles.

I cant' BELIEVE she married this guy and had his kids. It still astounds me. My mother, although insane, would have died trying to prevent me from making such a mistake.

#39 -- So very true.

Doc Roc- Thanks for the shout. Do I have your permission to forge your name on my Loritab scrips? They go so good with beer. Also, it's fairly easy to type in wigger. But typing in Boston? Pure genius. I mean, nice fahkin' post.

Guys a fuckin parasite, and a dumb one too, who the fuck spends that kinda money on a watch?!

#47 -- Kevin Fed-Her-A-Line does.

...then shit-head-brit got pregnant AGAIN in hopes to make the marriage work...

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

...what a piece of work...

Ten bucks says she gets caught in an emotional "affair" with the Manny 'cause he's always there for her and loves her kids.
K-fed will be the spurned husband and will sue for millions. Who do you think hired the Manny?!?!

Maybe she can pay the Manny to kill K-Fed.

I just really want to beat the hell out of that man with a gold-plated, diamond-encrusted baseball bat.

Bling this, bitch.

43 I think Britney bought those robes for the groom & groomsmen. Even worse!!!!!

Receive $300K payment from Japanese.
Spend $300K on watch.
April 15th: Accountant tells you that you owe $120K in taxes on the $300K.
April 16th: Hock watch for $120K to pay taxes.

Idiot.

#10 - The K-Fed/Paris duet will be Baby #5. It'll sound like Mambo #5 with worse vocals and Paris showing her nips to him every few minutes. Oh, and it'll be around longer.

LOL!!! #27, Papa.

Man, I can't wait until about 8 months after she dumps him and he is pawning that $300,000 watch for a months worth of rent at some freeway underpass motel. He's getting older, not sure how long he could support himself with the "Suckie Suckie" down on Hollywood and Vine Street.

#53 - You're a genius!

#46 For some reason they'll only fill my scrips in Mexico or through the mail from Canada. But you're more than welcome to try.

@54

i'm sure there will be some reggae on it...after all, paris likes all types of music, and k-fuckstick is black...

I LOVE STORIES ABOUT K-FED!

Stinking rich people...

Spend that much on a WATCH when people who work hard are struggeling in debt, even still others in America are starving and even still children are homeless.

That takes the cake for me... I can't stand people who waste money like that.

Here's my watch:

http://www.kmart.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=104982&Ne=1023&N=1319&Nty=1&categoryId=1319&pCategoryId=1023&gpCategoryId=68&nomerch=1

Oh hell. Lamebananas just made me laugh out loud. Nice watch.

He reminds me of Brewster's Millions. I think this maroon has been told that he'll get 10 times the amount if he spends Brit's money by the end of the month.

Has anyone noticed no one has heard from "The Game" since he appeared on this idiot's My Space page?

You'd think that if Brit suspects he's leaking info to the press (via his friends), she's start doing it too.

I think she should start by telling her 'friends' that he can't get an erection without watching selected scenes from Conan the Barbarian.

It'd be a start.

*she'd

@59 I knew you could do it! That post had humor. The picture of the watch is just the type of sarcasm I knew you were capable of. Keep it up you whore!!

@60- She actually did something funny. I'm waiting for the fire and brimstone.

Where's skeeter on the CB radio?

64 The alter ego will be out any minute now....

K_fed is very smart he put the dick on britney (dumb as a box of rocks), she fell for it, and I hope he spends every dime she has.

She thought she was hot and sexy at the time and could get whatever she wanted even taking another woman's man. So now she is a fat pig, always was trailer trash with little talent, and a unfit mother and depressed because she knows she's an ass and stupid.

K-fed is officially the greatest human being to walk the face of the earth and my personal idol. 300k for a watch...the genius of it, the staggering genius. He should be given the Presidential Medal of Leeching immediately.

The best part is you know he is going to leave it at a bar somewhere or give it to a stripper name Tittany Leers within a months time.

God bless you K-Fed.

Stallion, Papa, Doc...you rock my world...

Ari: Come on, the scene with the witch is pretty hot....

The more I see of K-Fed, the more I'm starting to think the guy is a genius - well, make that idiot savant. However, we are overlooking the fact that this guy could be the greatest weapon imaginable in the War on Terror.
1. Convince him to covert to Islam (not hard, since so many stone gangstas in prison is down with the Islam, yo!)

2. Tell him it will boost his street cred to join al-Qaida.

3. Within 30 days, Osama bin Laden will blow up to 300 pounds and be broke.

“They sell stories for money. ... She is sick of him using her for them to profit. Hey where's my $500 for these quotes I've just given you?”

Dump his ass already!

I'm having an epiphany. All those helicopter shots of Britney with Sean P. were probably made possible by KFed tipping off the paparazzi. See, Britney ...it's not that hard to figure out. You're married to a fucking loser!!

If I had a millionaire pop star by the...tits, I would buy a 300,000 dollar watch too. And then I would wave it around in front of homeless people and laugh.

Britney: Kevin where'd y'all put that 300K? Kevin: Yoyo biotch check it ( shows her the watch) Britney: But Kev that was our weekly budget for Cheetos an Red Bull now what are we gonna do?

Does this mean K-Fed is single? That would be awesome because I was just digging through Brit-Brit's dumpster and I scored bunch of her "Mrs. Federline" wife-beaters. Come on home to mama, baby! I got the inflatable pool goin' and the cooler's stocked with hot dogs and Natural Light, yee fuckin' haw!

Ew, he's gross, ok girlfriend, he's GOT to GO! He makes Wilmer Valderrama look angelic....!

i love the simpsons! this made my day.

I think the Superfish guy spelled weiner wrong in the title of this article.

On his kids: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

K-Fed Quoted from Us Weekly No shit.

I wish I had some kids so I could make them work at Taco Bell. Then I'd order like 200 chalupas at the drive-thru when they were working at the window and when I pulled up I'd spray them with a super-soaker full of bong water. That would be awesome. I'm going to stop taking the pill right now as a matter of fact.

#80: K-Wigger earned his bling. Tell me with a straight face that seeing that fat sow naked in your bed and actually having sex with it isn't real work.

I can just hear her... "Damn baby, hold up a sec, I'm laying on my Ho-Hos and smokes!"

[Shudder]

Years from now one of Kevin's freinds will come by and tell little Sean Preston of how his dad had to hide that watch in his ass for years to keep mommy from pawning it for Oxycontin after her inveitable meltdown and bankruptcy.

Forget about his stoner buddies selling stories for beer money.

K-Fed's GOT VIDEO TAPES! I KNOWS IT! And they might be hott. (The extra t is all about keepin' it real, yo).

Tommy Lee ain't got nothin' on K-Fed. Well, maybe four or five inches, but that's a given with most guys. That Tommy Lee, boy.

#83 - excellent!

Hugh3: That post was ridiculous. I'm laughing my ass off.
I bet you post-divorce K Fed will start pimpin Sean Preston like JonBenet, teach the some fly dance moves on his weekends, kid.

teach the kid.
Errr, burnt.

just lol you guys :))

#6 - we can only hope... *crosses fingers*

#38 - :D nice one! *applause*

lol i bet the that manny is the dad, we all know k fag aint around long enuf to stick his pecker in her

Britney if you hear me. You became "poor" since you are with this guy. Disencumber quickly of him!!!

I feel sorry for her but she should of none better to marry a child who was poor. He was about to declare bankruptcy when she met him which makes you wonder WTF where him and his GF bringing another baby into the world?

He has done nothing but lie to her since day one and by the looks of it he does not give a damn about any of his kids.

Shar keeps saying he is a good dad yet before Sean was born his kids were wlways around yet they were always with Britney.

Now with Sean being born Sean is always with Britney and you have not seen Kevins kids at all