May 30, 2006

Brad Pitt and Anglina Jolie give money to Africa

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt celebrated giving birth to their first daughter by donating $300,000 to Namibia to help other impoverished babies. Additionally, they also gave $15,000 to construct a school and community center for the city of Swakopmund.

"We want to contribute to Namibia and the people who have been so gracious to us at this time," a government statement released yesterday quoted the couple as saying.

Considering nobody had ever heard of Namibia up until this little incident, it seems like the government should be paying them instead of the other way around. Sure they got a little privacy, but Namibia got to kick reporters out of their country and make up stories about their government officials naming the child. They're like the pathetic friend who brags about how they get to buy the cool kid lunch and do their homework for them.

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Comments

1

that would have been my first first...alas...yeah so good on em for being so wonderful and generous *barf*

Rumor has it Angelina gave Brad the herps. Guess he'll be dating Paris soon.

I think they're going to buy a little Namibian child to pull their car and fan them.
And then they can just be like, "STFU, we're saving the world!" whenever anybody tries to stop them.

I love Angelina. Hey everybody....she'll be the big 31 on Sunday. We should all raise some money so I can go wish her a very personal Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Well, at least they do better with their money than buy expensive fugly handbags and leggings...

What would have made it truly charitable would be if they hadn't gone and bragged about it after. "See, we're so generous, bow down and lick the Namibiam mud off our toes". Pff. And what's $315,000 to Brangelina? Chump change.

more "look at what i did" celebs...

the money never gets to the ones who need it anyway...

...they should save that money for the valtrex scrips...

There's something really wrong about this but I'm not sure what.

On a more positive note it's an almost sure thing that Jennifer Aniston got Angelina's herpes via Brad and that makes me laugh uncontrollably, seriously.

5

Uh, no. And since when is it "the big" 31? BTW, have you noticed that we're not exactly fans? Ha.

They are gonna donate $300,000 to help the impoverished kids, then send them to a $15,000 school? No wonder them Namibians are so fucking stupid. The average SAT score for a Namibian high-school kid is exactly one handful of sand. Except most die from famine or disease before they reach high school age, so the tests aren't really that accurate.

I donated once to "Baltimore The City That Reads" and I still have no idea what these stories say, Stallion just like pictures......

@5...

last year i had my BIG 44, this year i had my BIG 45, and next year i'll have my BIG 46...BFD...

I donate a few bucks to the guy next door every once in a while and he thanks me in reefer.

13

Maybe #5 is European, since those 'tards use the metric system and kilometers and all that stupid shit, so maybe the odd numbered years are the "big" ones.

Addtionally, the couple donated the trailer Jolie rested in during "Taking Lives" to serve as a gymnasium at the soon-to-be-glued-together "school". In a follow-up statement, the couple indicated that the school will focus on training African children in careers as pitiful-looking extras.

$315,000 is the standard fee that Third World countries charge to let you be in charge of granting visas and having reporters kicked out. It's a rule, look it up.

they should pass a few bucks my way aswell :)

http://www.playpacman.net

looks like brad's hitting the wall, hard...he looks like a game show host

Feed_Me...

could be...those euros are the only ones who give two shits and a fuck about bradjolina anyway...they should stay in africa, go on a safari, and be trampled by a charging herd of rhinos...

i heard shiloh came out half black, and brad is not happy about it

I'll bet Shiloh is better at faking a British accent than Angelina.

Send it straight to my PayPal account! I'll be sure to send postcards.....if they make them there.....or at least more updated pics than the Superficial has....

14. Ahahahaha.

Christ Fisher he DOES look like a game show host!!!

Can you say The Derek Zoolander for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want To Do Other Stuff Good?

I can't believe this brat already has a movie deal.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809350663/photo/613809

15 Not to be pedantic, but it is the metric system which is based on multiples of ten, that would be best suited to emphesize 10, 20, 30 as the 'big' years. Where as in America it is a little more arbitrary 12" to a foot, 3 feet to a yard 220 yards to a furlong etc.

@19 ...no kidding


And NOW the host of Tic Tac Dough: BRAAAAAAD JOLI ...er PIIIITTT!!!

pitt does look a bit haggared...good for him...he's being punished for being a himbo...fucking pig...

#15, Feed_Me_Chocolate, even with our metric system and kilometres, there's still nothing "big" in 31. Well, except the fact that it's a bigger number than 30.

these greedy african kids are ruining brad's fuckability factor. he's starting to get that scary luke wilson jawline thing going...

fatherhood's the pitts (get it?)

They should help the people who caught United Nations troops using women in several African countries for sex slaves and to make porno. U.N. ambassador for what, now Angie??

Easier for busy celebs like them to throw money at a country and let us little people worship their sainthood (like hell).

You know what? I love you guys too.... I was wondering how many posts I would have to write to finally get a response....now I can get on with my life....well maybe not yet...you guys are fun. Anyway, to me all birthdays are the "big" one, and no...I am not from Europe.....and the only celeb I care about is Angelina.....I am a straight married female, but I'd do her....and I am sure I am not alone. Anyway, its all in good clean fun. Keep up the celeb and post-er "people who post" bashing, because there is some funny shit occasionally.

Hugs and Kisses,
Chryssy11

Show the loser what he's won, Brad! .... a lifetime of living in the shadow of a slut!!

Next, they'll use Brad's architectural prowess to build the city of Namibia from scratch. It will be like Extreme Home Makeover, only it will have Brad with his shirt off using a circle saw, not Ty Pennington.

Extreme Namibia Makeover - everyone will cry!!!

...is that the chryssy from three's company?

i love people who don't know i hate them...

@33...

you can't do that? damn!!

28 & 31

It's not that I didn't know that, it's just that I don't care. It's fun to make fun of Europeans. And please don't lecture me about the metric system, you're not my teacher, and I don't have to listen to you. *sticks tongue out*

If Brad had dark hair he could pass for that dirtbag Benicio Del Toro.


ps: Benicio is a wonderful actor he just looks like a dirtbag.

@39...

please don't do that...*sticks tongue out*...

i'm recently divorced and it's been awhile...

feed me chocolate.....i saw your pics, the last thing you need is chocolate.

also, you are actually pretty fucking annoying. i am not european, but you calling them tards is pretty amusing considering you have been married since you were 20 and didnt even have the good sense to go on birth control and ended up popping a little crotchturd out a la britney spears when you were way too young. go back to your trailer.

your comments suck and you aren't funny.

It's hush money. The kid came out looking an awful lot like Angie's bro, with an extra head thrown in for good measure. They "donated" the product of incest to a nearby lion sanctuary and bought a nice, healthy Kosovo baby as a replacement.

#39 - Does this mean that I can't spank you with a ruler?
#41 - Sorry to hear that. Can I extend the above offer to you, as well?

this news disturbs me and Im not sure why. they have got to be the most irritating couple in the world. For people who supposedly like their privacy, dignity in silence is lost on the media benefit of cash donations. why tell everyone? it just makes me think they're being stingy in the amounts donated. 15k for a school in one of the worst poverty stricken countries in the world, donated by quite possibly the richest couple in the world. wooopie dooo. pocket change.

Brad needs to sort himself out pronto. How did he lose his looks so damn fast. He looks like her poor relation made good as her bouncer.

Did the "Wu Tang Clan" help them name the baby?

Once upon a time, Brad was supremely fuckalicious. Now, he's just tired and sad looking.

Feed_Me, you have yet another fan...

42

Hello, lamebananas.

47

What is it with some people? Geez, lighten up.

maybe its the cash payment for a local baby to replace that cushion shes had shoved up there. nobody and i mean nobody looks that good pregnant. I bet her and Brad are just having a laugh and watching Jen's latest reactions hoping praying wishing for a nervous breakdown. they've got some twisted game going on. Namibia was a good choice to play it in. They probably dont even know who the Jolie Pitts are. You could tell them anything.

#39, Feed_Me_Chocolate, no worries sweetie. You can make fun of us Europeans all you want, we'll still be one step ahead of you (because of that time zone thingy). ;)

44

Only if you give me chocolate afterward.

*thumbs nose at lamebananas/whipper/katie*

51

Ha! Good one. Me loves some Finnish? people.

#53, Feed_Me_Chocolate, yep, Finnish. Love you, too. :)

Do they realize that people in America would be gracious, even more so? That people in America are starving and uneducated and in need of help. That really gripes me when celebrities think other countries are so so great... better than their own. The fact is, they will ALWAYS come back and most of the time stay.

That was the stupidiest thing I have ever heard of with her having her baby there. Well, it might be a good way to avoid the paparazzi, but even so... it's just down right strange.

Angelina Turned Brad Weird. (A.T.B.W.)

In other news...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt celebrated giving birth to their first daughter by donating $300,000 to Miami, Fl (where the median household income is $24,000) to help other impoverished babies. Additionally, they also gave $15,000 to construct a school and community center for the city of Baltimore($34,000).

Oh, no, wait, they don't care about people from their own country. Correction.,.. Angelina dosen't care about people from her own country.

@46...

can we now refer to angie as ol'e dirty cum-bucket?

@44...

yes please...

@42...

go fuck yourself...

57

I think that about covers it, we can now call it a day.

WAIT A SECOND.. I'VE GOT IT!

Nambia is like Scientology.. they've got a hold on them like a cult. Like when they said Chef quit South Park? It's the same!

#57... no you can't because name calling is immature.

YAWWWNNNN!!!

especailly stupid name calling like that... it would mane a little more sense if you said that... like... feed_me_chocolate was ghetto... but you don't even know Angelina to call her such a horrid name.

@62...

please refer to the last comment on post#57...

hey ptprez...are you feed me chocolates husband that she married and procreated with when she was 12? is that why you are so defensive?

i have two words for both of you

birth control.

ok 4......trailer trash.

#34

Im with you id give it too her too and im also married. Shes probably the hottest chick ive ever seen

Okay, please answer me THIS, katie, (lamebananas' latest incarnation)

Why are you so OFFensive? What did I ever do to you that you keep attacking me? You really need to get a new schtick. If you're going to make up multiple personalities, it would be kind of original if one of them was actually funny and didn't spend its time insulting me. Please keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I'm so sick of you, as is everyone else.

I hear your mom calling, she's got another clog in her colostomy bag.

yea, yea...angelina jolie is such a wonderful human being...she gives to the poor, works for the u.n.,has a baby in africa, cures aids, shits rainbows, and pisses pink lemonaid...

she's also a homewrecker, tounge kisses her faggot brother, takes it in the ass from billy-bob, and now has the herps...there goes my blow-job fantasy because god only knows what's festering in that mouth now...

@64...

you started this when the garbage flew out of your cake-hole...i'm just putting it back through your other end...

you wanna be a hater, go for it...just don't cry at the results...

ptprez--

Welcome to Snark Central.

*goes down on pt in welcome*

@69...

thank you, i've never felt so wanted...(weeps quietly)

it's like a syndicate...a family...

...now help me with this zipper!!!

it is always a rather painful job, educating americans about the rest of the world (which does exist - get out an atlas, look at the world map, it's everything outside the u.s.a)!
firstly you should know that namibia is a country and not a city (once again, the atlas comes in handy). i know this because i'm from there.
sadly there is not enough space here to sort out all the other misconceptions mentioned above.
i do apologise sincerely for brad and angelina liking my country better than yours and my country people making them feel more welcome than you could.
anyone's bet why she didn't want to give birth in america with a camera stuffed up between her legs..?

p.s. thanks for the money - they only have it cause you made them famous - give yourselves a pat on the back)!

havent these two ever heard of "anonymous donations"

youre not supposed to donate or give to the needy and then call a fucking press confrence making sure the whole damn world knows how fucking generous you are.

I can't believe I got post #69 with that one... haha...

Family, yes.. one big, sarcastic, horny family with a side-order of trolls. I'm guessing those would be the in-laws nobody invites but who always show up anyway.

*zzzzzzzzzip*

@71...

please, by all means keep those giant phonies in your country...while your at it , take paris, brit-fed, tc(ltc), oprah,o.j., lame-ass/katie/willow, and any other fuck-wad you want...

...now go wipe the flies from your eyes and pass the gruel...

#72
It does rather ruin the 'I just want to help' image when you broadcast like that.

WHY DOES HE INSIST ON DYING HIS HAIR TO MATCH HIS SO???? What kind of insecure douchebag does this??

http://i.tomorrow.msn.de/tom/chip_articles/pics/news/20050509_091431_HBHYA4Uaafz.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/870000/images/_870902_brad_jen_150.jpg

FREAK.

Posted by getreal on May 30, 2006 02:10 PM

it is always a rather painful job, educating americans about the rest of the world...

Yeah, it also kind of sucks when Americans have to save your asses and feed you Africans, since you're doing a whizbang job at it. But hey, we're Americans, and that's what we do.

#77
Evil Americans :P

@71
Is your stomach all bloated?

While you're at it #71 I would like to, on behalf of all decent God-fearing americans, donate to you Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and all their collected works.

Feel free to insert them up any body cavity you so choose. Or eat them, or whatever it is you godless barbarians do.

thanks slim...forgot about LL...but then again, i'm not as smart as getreal...just another dumb american, duhuh...

no. 74, 77, 79, 80:
there are currently no flies buzzing about - i trained my pet lion to eat them. and, no, my stomach is fairly flat.
the most aid for afica by far comes from the eu, but thanks to you too for feeding us.
should we ever discover oil beneath our country, i very much hope you will come protect us and save our asses, before some evil terrorists get them.
oh - and please! keep paris!! she's done enough damage in enough countries, don't you think?

I hope they get InTouch with their stylist's soon, they both need major overhauls. Brad looks like shit and she does too. I can understand her looking homely, being prego lately, but come on Brad, YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO MANKIND OR AT LEAST TO WOMANKIND TO STAY FINE FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 10 YRS OR SO... MUST HAVE BEEN ANISTON THAT MADE HIM STAY STYLISH CAUSE SINCE HE'S BEEN WITH ANJ-HO-LINA HE'S BEEN SCRAGGLY AND SCRUFFY LOOKIN.

82

So basically you're one of the super rich in that country? Tut tut, those pesky AIDS orphans must really slow up your chauffeured Bentley. Why can't they just go away and die already, they're such a nuisance.

And I'm sure you won't ever have to worry about terrorists bombing major buildings and murdering thousands of people in your country, because you just roll over and play dead, huh?

Die trolls.

I was always taught to stay away from the koons in the wild because they might have rabies. Did they teach you that in Namibia growing up? Trying to steer clear of koons out there must be impossible........

heeheeheeheeeeeeeeee

#87 is @71 or @82 pick one.......

getreal;

I for one am all for allowing the Eu to donate ALL the money to your anus of the world continent. All the money, charity, medicine, and help we send all over the world, and all I ever hear back is "get an atlas ignorant American". Fucking Indonesian had celebrations in the streets when 911 happened, and we were the first and biggest response to the tsunami. And yes, fucktard, I know Indonesia isn't in Africa, just making a point. Now go back to chucking your spear, and sucking our celebrities collective genitalia.

ok this thread has officially gotten out of hand. this is like world politics for the braid dead and insane. when you people try to sound like you know anything about world relations, it reminds me of how much i hate humanity. good lord

Who cares about Africa? The real response to #71 is this...

... duh, Angelina Jolie only has the cameras shoved between her legs when she's getting the close-up of MAKING the babies, not having them.

And in related news, Pitt and Jolie have agreed to allow paparazzi to take pictures of them if the paparazzo in question can produce documentary evidence of having been in porn. The couple feels it creates a common bond between the photographer and subject.

she's still a god-awful actress.

Feed_Me_Chocolate just likes insulting other people... spends ALL day on this site doing so and is especially obsessed with me and Iambananas.

And, no, I did not make up 42 (katie). I have one screen name. Deal with it.

And, you're right, she doesnt need the chocolate... it goes right to her nose.

She is simply obsessed with me and not posting on what the story is about, but rather what she can criticise other posters about. It's people like that that make this site lame.

For all the people who think that it's jsut the superficial guy that's making lame stories, that's not the case... it's the posters that get off topic.

So, I will ignore Pinocchio (get it, b/c of the big nose?!) now and forever. It's saying noting new anyway... I think of fresh things to say and Feed_Me_Chocolate just says same old same old (Lamebananas... all that proves is you can't tell an "I" from an "L")

Now... BACK TO BEING SUPERFICIAL... NEXT STORY SUPERFICIAL GUY!!! And, please make it about someone juicy.

What's the difference between paparazzo and paparazzi? It's it the plural?

By the way, I'm just killing time on here until I have to go!!! Fun fun fun.

P.S. When I read this story on yahoo... it said:

"Brad and Angelina Give Back After Baby Birth"

and I read it kind of fast and thought it said:

"Brad and Angelina Give Baby Back After Birth"

I SOOOO did a double take!!! That's funny.

You truly are in a class by yourself.

You too, except your class is low class.

See, now... I'm original and all everyone else is saying are cliches, and repeating the same thing over and over or swearing. Any way you look at it, I come out better.

Can't touch this, na na na na, na na, na na, can't touch this, na na na na, na na, na na.

@96... funny.. I read the same thing and didn't get that, but that's funny! Like they gave the baby back... doesnt make sense.. that's hilarious.

I really think you are damaged.

Hey... I did post 100!!!!! I RULE!

Damaged... how so? You make absolutly no sense. That's not even smart... at least cliches are smart.

@100: Wow, you are original. Quoting MC Hammer. Your intelligence far exceeds anyone else here.

I can't believe you are actually posting to yourself under different names. You are the strangest person on earth.

Getreal - Get real. Don't lecture we Americans about the rest of the world, we foot the bill in blood and money enough to know about it. And America does donate more money to Africa than any other country. If you are going to refer to the EU as donating more (basically the combined donations of over twenty member countries) then you really are from Namibia, because that would make you a moron. And speaking of being from Namibia, where are you now? Probably the good old USA, on some student visa or exchange student bullshit. And if we are going to quibble about how much America does or does not donate, can we examine what we get in return for our paltry investment? Disease akin to biblical plagues (usually due to interspecie breeding), non-stop guerilla warfare, genocide and terrorism. What a return! I wish my savings account yielded that as compounded interest. So where are you typing your bullshit, Getreal? God knows the only computers in Namibia are a pair of laptops with Brad and Angelina mongrams. Fuck you and the rest of the world. America kicks ass as surely as Tom Cruise loves the cock!!!!!

No, it's just a way to annoy you. Seriously, I have said a thousand and twelve things that put the stupids (nottahotbutt) in their places... and you notice that one? Just proves to me that you read EVERYTHING I write and are OBSESSED with me!

Strange, to me, is being stupid by posting nasty swearing things... that's stange. I just don't understand why you would be so strange to degrade yourself so???!

@109 - Check your email you fucking twat.

holy shit its talking to itself!!

its going to start springing offspring from its head soon. run

while thank you for defending me willow, you really are talking to yourself on this board. its weird. and no, i am not lame bananas or whatever that dudes name is. i am an entirely separate person feed me chocolate who thinks you need to get a job and a life. and stop procreating.

"We want to contribute to Namibia and the people who have been so gracious to us at this time,"

Ha. Like the Namibians had any choice. Kind of like the frogs in a pond have a choice to let water buffalo in or not and poop in their water. I think they have more important things on their minds, like finding food to eat.

I don't think Katie is lambananas or whipperwhatever. She's too scathingly intelligent...and not 12.

Eh...I can't think of anything funny to say regarding charity work. It's pretty good any way you slice it.

Ahh Africa. We can feed a family of four for 17 cents a day. Shouldn't we be able to kill them for less? They deserve it, too - if nothing else, just for inspiring Toto to write that annoying song. Oh, and for getting Bono to flap his gums incessantly.

Fa Cube, I've missed you.


I have always been of the mindset that Africa must be destroyed. They call it the "Dark Continent" for a reason -- namely, because over there things like electricity and education are an overrated luxury.

Can I get a "whoo-hah, ethnic cleansing"?

Or you could just puke because there's been such hoopla over this offspring...hopefully she'll end up addicted to heroin or something to combat the imminent perfection of the Brangelina coupling-hood!

With those two as parents, I think the odds of ol' Shiloh spiking up are pretty good. In fact, I think I'll send her a spoon and a lighter for her first birthday. But it will be a cute one with duckies and bunnies on it.

Hiya sweetcheecks! :)

It would be fun to be a Minister of Tourism in Africa:

"Africa...It's closer than Hell!"

"Zimbabwe...C'mon! We're not really THAT fucked up!"

"Somalia...10,000 pirates can't be wrong!"

I pledge myself to your teachings, Fa Cube..

LOL

"Rwanda -- home of gorillas AND guerillas."

"Visit beautiful Kenya! Bring a Bible and some vaccines."

"Where "Herion-Chic" comes to die: Ethiopia."

"South Africa -- got white people?"

"Egypt...Because you PROBABLY won't get blown up!"

"Congo...23 days without a revolu- Damn!"

"Rwanda...Famous hotels!!! Well, one, anyway."

o.k...

ater a night of drinking on my vacation i'm back...

whipper-fuck-stick...you have no clue what you're talking about... you throw out shit, but you are the most insecure fuck up i've read...allow me to fuck your ass and take you back to reality...

the views expressed by the poster are not ment at this time...

*AFTER*...can you tell...

That donation is equivalent to Namibia's GNP so they will soon have a national day in their honor.

i think you misheard
brangie babes

it wasnt 70 thousand
or even 7 mill


or even 70 mill

i heard
that
between
you

you
could spare

700mill
so lets see it

now is good

lol bitches, did you think
this
was going to be#
easy

waiting for news

hey frog.. can you stop the stupid hykoo(SP) shit...

#128
I think the word you were going for is 'haiku', and his posts are much too long to be that anyway, but I get your meaning.

I'm going to start closing every post with 'lol bitches' just because...

I think that it would have been a great honor if they had named the baby "Shakaka," after the sacred bat of the Wachati Tribe.

Libby-Libby
Waaaaaa-Pop
*hand jive*
Chim-Chimminy, Chim-Chim, Cha-ROOO!
Hayyyah!
Wah!

P.S. Your Balls are showing. Bumble-Bee Tuna

is it me, or does brad look like bill clinton in that picture

Man its all a bunch of BullS$#^%, that 300K was for the Nambian King/President for keeping the photographers away, theyre probably want to sell the first shots of thier kid to OK! Magazine for 3 million!
The only donation they did was the 15K for the school.

71 & 82:

Thank you for your comments. From your comments & from others I've seen elsewhere, I am making the resolve to not donate to anything for Africa again. Obviously you guys just expect us Americans to pour down our hard-earned money to you, while you don't do anything for yourselves. Why should America give anything anyway? Is anyone donating to help us with our domestic problems? American just doesn't advertise their own problems to the world, but there are plenty of issues here that are being under-addressed. Would you like to be an advocate for us here? If you do, maybe you can start by denouncing the immoral relationship that Brangelina has. If people would realize that marriage before having children is the proper way, perhaps it might reduce our welfare expenses here in the U.S.

But no, I know you don't care about the U.S. just as much as how the U.S. does care about Namibia & Africa. So, go ahead. Please go make another AIDS baby & blame your tragedy on America. And please, do continue to be a slave to Brangelina & their dictatorial ways. Brangelina knows they can't get that type of treatment here in the U.S. because slavery was banned about 150 years ago. So please, do savor their presence in your land, because here, we can already smell their herpes stench half a world away.

131 - you mean, the "I did not have sexual relations with her" bill clinton?

giving a poor person money invalidates their existance. They dont own their school now, Brangelina(tm) does. f*ing rich people think they can buy the world and make it all better.

ir0ny, are you being...ironic? Well played, sir.

You know I'm totally confused, granted Angelina is very pretty, but just what in the hell does one woman do to another? I keep seeing these "i'LL DO HER COMMENTS".

Re. 137.

Yeah, those darn lesbians. The nerve of them to try and create a relationships out of a bunch of rubbing and moaning. Just what in the hell does one woman do to another INDEED?

BTW, I'll do her. My wife might have another opinion, but hell, she'd probably do her too, and since we now know that a bunch of bumping and rubbing doesn't count, who'll be the wiser?

St Angelina of the Bloodletting and Blessed Brad the Doormat. Honestly. We get it. Angelina is fashioning herself to be the next Mother Teresa. Not gonna work hon. She'd have to take vows of celebacy (blew that one, the slut), poverty (pfft, yeah right), and obedience. And she'd have to show a little humility there. Do good works, and shut the hell up about it. One only looks needy and pathetic when one has to brag about the good one does.

The lesbos can do Angelina all they want, give me a minimum of 7.5 inches of thick rod anyday.

kudos to 71

Not a fan of most celebrities, but I love the how they are criticizing them even when they do something nice. The price of being famous I suppose... but jesus christ! Making fun of starving Africans is just pathetic. Those people need our help, not our criticism.

And Mr 15, how is 1000 meters per kilometer more "retarded" than 5280 feet in a mile. Just because its what you grew up and are used to it doesnt mean its the best.

I come to this site simply for the irony of the comments. You guys are hillarious.

Angelina always talking about Africa and adopting African babies is really starting to annoy me which is making me not want to sleep with her as much. Oh, wait. No it's not.

#123 lololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jolie is still one fine ass lady. id still do her, any time any place.
i have an idea, why dont angie and brad give a huge donation to the "hospital" (cough--makeshift!--caugh ) for "deliverung theyr baby"-- in other words, "thanks for putting nambinina on the fucking name dropping list of exotic locals. nooooooo thanks. mosquitos and me are at war.

THE RUMOR IS THAT THE $$$$ THEY GET FROM PEOPLE MAGIZINE IS GOING TO BE DONATED TO AFRICIAN CHILDREN... WHOOP-T-DO! WHAT ABOUT THE POOR AMERICAN CHILDREN THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM. AFTER ALL THEY DID MAKE ALL THAT $$$ FROM AMERICANS!

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