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Meh... I've quickly grown tired of this story. I'm going back to talking about Paris Hilton and her herpes. That NEVER gets old.

Meh... I've quickly grown tired of this story. I'm going back to talking about Paris Hilton and her herpes. That NEVER gets old.

Oops double post. My bad.

here at the SF, bad news if good news

oops "is" my bad

Livin' on a Prayer

Sounds like a death threat to me. Here's hoping that Heather goes all Kate Moss all up and down her ass.

I'm sorry, but whats so great about this? Or new about this? I'm sick of them. Sadly, I would also rather talk about Paris and her herpes.

Livin' on a Prayer... oh, the glory days when those guys were still kinda hot... and I was 13.

Dude, I loved that album, I had to have been in the 7th or 8th grade when it came out. I also have to admit this I have been listening to "Skid Row" all week in my truck, and it really creeps the clients out.

I guess she figured it was a better idea than having a big screen TV in front of Denise's house showing Joe Dirt or Tommy Boy, or any of the other fine examples of cinematic culture we can attribute to David Spade.

Oh, what's that? They broke up? Shocker of all shockers!

Oh I wish to God these two would just duke it out already. I would love to see Heather kick her ass and give her a black eye or something. Damn husband stealing hobag.

Man, Toyotas ARE really reliable. I want a Prius so badly!

Oh, and denise and heather should really just duke it out in a parking lot, and we will throw water on them so that we can see through their shirts. :D

They should have played "Dead or Alive" because I'm sure Charlie wants her dead.

wow - word of the day is "duke" apparently

I'd definitely pay $39.99 on Pay Per View for that one!

Two people saying they want them to "duke it out" (12 and 13) at exactly the same time. Creepy.

Tranny, Skid Row? Youth Gone Wild!
I had such a thing for Sebastian Bach.

I've been listening to the Chili Peppers and their psycho-horny babble. Probably explains my mood lately, too...

*Sssssssnnnnnniiiixxxx.........Yawn*....did somebody say something???...oh shit...it's just Heather again...*yawn*....Ssssssssnnnnooorrrrrre*

Two things will remain after the Texas cokehead turns the world into a "thermonuculear" wasteland:

*cockroaches
*toyotas

It'd be all girl fight.. slaps and hair pulling.

Wait... ahh, dammit. My mind just took a totally different tangent there.

And Paris Hilton.

Oh my God, that is, like, so totally high school.

Gag me with a crowbar.

How old is Heather again? What a stupid, childish thing to do.

Heather is 64. 64!!!!!!!!!

It was a childish thing to do. A much more mature, adult solution would have been to simply take a hit out on the homewrecking bitch.

Ari' Every girl had a thing for Bach, between the hair and his pipes...Chili Peppers "Mother's Milk" tour was the first concert I ever saw....if you have the slightest lesbian bone in your body (hehe, I said bone in your body" goto a summer concert in Phoenix. Hotties as far as the eye can see, wearing damn near nothing! Although we also have the most vicious mosh pits of any state I've scene a show in

I think if we all closed our eyes and tried to imagine which one of these people would do this kind of high school shit, it would be that horse-faced Denise. Wouldn't Heather have blasted You Give Love A Bad Name or something????

On the contrary, BSFan, Paris Hilton's herpes gets quite old. And crusty. Anyway, why is Denise Richards dating this guy? She's beautiful, and he's...Squidward.

This only proves to me that this entire situation is for publicity. Or that they're 16.

The first concert I ever saw was Iron Maiden: December 7, 1984.

And I was very, very high.

On the contrary, BSFan, Paris Hilton's herpes gets quite old. And crusty. Anyways, Denise Richards is beautiful, and this guy is like...Squidward.

Tranny, but I don't want a lesbian bone in my body, darlin'...

You're screwing me up SO bad. I can't believe I have to go to dinner with my parents later. Gahhhh...

You're a bad boy. *smacks Tranny on the ass*

Squidward...hahahaaaa....

First concert for me was the Scorpions in the L.A. Sports Arena. I was very, very drunk, and screwing my boyfriend's brains out in the backseat of his friend's car on the way there.

Seriously, if the story is more than a week old, don't even bother posting it. And you can ban me if you want. fadedyouth.blogspot.com is a MUCH better site.

BigJim I saw Maiden with Anthrax in 1989 or 90. I got knocked unconcious by a huge Pima in the pit, I was out for like 2 minutes, my friends thought I was dead. The same guy flattened my like 20 minutes later when I had drunk enough beer to think it was a good idea to try and knock him out. Awesome!

Ari; ah, drunk rock and roll sex, it's been to long. Try not to giggle around the parents, gonna be tough explaining about a guy calling himself TrannyGranny who wants to toss you around.

That's a dumb thing to do. Denise has kids... how is she supposed to explain a nut like that old bleach blond hag to kids?

Heather is just jealous because Denise is younger and prettier than she ever was.

"Us Weekly is reporting that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles this morning where they were scheduled for an induce delivery via C-section at noon.

Celebrity Baby Blog reveals that, despite numerous published reports claiming they were expecting a girl, Gwen popped out a boy!

Bananas!"

Well, I had to tell you all about that becuas eof my name... I am Bananas... get it? Plus, it has something to do with this story...

I guess Heather is going to do the same thing to Gwen becase Gwen has kids!!!

ok I posted that comment twice...oh well, I'm new.

I.....will..........not........respond........

But it's so difficult.

@39--
Double posts happen around here pretty frequently, and it's not always the posters fault. Sometimes the site just gets wonky.

Welcome to the playpen!

Dudes!!!! I just got official word, I am going home next week!!!!! FUCK YES!!!!!!

I am so stoked, I am working straight thru this weekend and get gone!

Please, don't reply to this, because I won't read it and your efforts will be in vain...

but...

Some of you people really shame yourselves by what you type here. Reflects the kind of people you really are, and that's sad and scary.

I am getting some whiskey and celebrating tonight! So if my posts stop making sense in a while, ya'll know why.

cat the superfish guy is dying of the plague this week, in case you hadn't heard. now go stuff rocks up your ass and got to your other site.

destination...Howdy.

*replies*

You suck.

I think Locklear is lieing, but she is too hot, so allow it

http://www.playpacman.net

who will be the first to respond....so hard

Here's the thing, Denise is a grade A USDA skank. She's the girl, that would betray her click in high school by pulling that kind of shit, she'd have some sort of accident in the girls bathroom (of her face falling on various fists variety) and then had to change schools. You all know this girl.

On another note SWMNBN is back, amazing how she keeps returning.

froOty, what the fuck did you just say, blah, blah, blah, blah

What's scary is how old they are and how young they're acting.

And cat, scram go find yourself some cow dung for dinner

Frooty? as in fruit.... very...uh... clever?

nice try.

Tranny: I was all of 5 when Slippery When Wet came out...still playing with My Little Pony's...hmm. Maybe that explains my penchant for them today. Must examine further.

M@ce smell rotten yellow fruit. SNIFF SNIFF
SMASH!!

Fisticuffs are coming between H & D -- I can just feel it in the air ... and it won't be pretty ...

@55...hehehe "fisticuffs" that word is just funny.

#35....agree THIS story is boring...checked your site. Pics okay..but the comments SUCKED...I fell alseep...although the Hugh Hefner pic made me laugh...that rawked....but the rest was a snooze fest

The peeps here are awesome...they are funnah!!

First concert was Billy Idol and The Cult (please don't laugh...) at the 'Dome in Calgary, 1987.....

Feed-me, I just had to count on my fingers to see how old you were! ML Ponies creeped me out for some reason.

B-Slim I think she's a skank too. I found her quite fetching until I saw that God-awful boob job in "Wild Things"..shit was that the movie? she kissed Neve cambell anyhoo. I've been unable to masturbate to her since. Atrocity I say, simply an atrocity.

Feed_Me_Chocolate...

Slippery When Wet was released in 1986... I wasn't even born yet!!!

Wow, you're old AND you live in San Bernardino? Sad Sad Sad.

Bananas... if you don't want anyone to reply, don't say anything. It's the attention, I think

Whipper_willow you're back, so tell me about your mother...and the cattle prod

Didn't we come to the conclusion that LAMEbananas was actually fatty aka Whipper_Willow? And now he's replying to himself when he didn't want anyone to reply in the first place?

BSfan all confuddled.

Hahahahaa, that makes me think of something I did to a chick back in high school. She cheated on me, so I had a buddy of mine drive me around while I soaked my misery in some jack daniels, and ended up driving passed her house screaming, "You Fucking Whore!" at least twice, then went to check out Terminator 2 at the movie theater.

Heather's kinda in my age group, so I wouldn't put it passed her. It was the cool thing to do : ^p

#60

That would make FEED all of 25 which is rather young. And if that is the case then the fact that she even owns her own house is amazing.

And that makes you immature.

#65 *nods in agreement*

That was 100% weird... :S

Denise should go to Heather's and blast Jill Scott's "Gettin In The Way."

"Sister girl
I know you don't understand
But you goin have to understand he's my man now
What you had is gone
I think it's sweet
It's stronger than any lie you can tell on me
He knows my heart and that's the part
Yo roots are dug up
So you might as well give up
I see your intentions
You can't handle the truth
He let you go a long time ago
Now it's time to turn him loose"

The only problem is that Denise hasn't been much of a lady so the second verse of this song is totally lost to her.

Tranny:the first time I saw her was on Starship Troopers, and then she did that comedy Bond flick (comedy because she played a nuclear scientist or some shit like that), anyhoo I always thought there was something a little off-putting about her.

@63 yes we did conclude that SHE is both. And posting to your sorry ass self on messageboard is the epitome of lame....and crazy.

#66

*high fives Ari in agreement*

I love proving how stupid he is.

Wait.... wait.... I've been waiting to say this....

#69

What's worse is I think she was trying to pick a fight with herself.

God, can we just let Paris Hilton assasinate them by grinding her Crotch of Doom and Destruction on them now? Because these bitches are boring.

Whippersnapper, (since I'm ancient at 25, I guess that means I can call you that)

Why don't you go back to responding to your own posts. PapaHotNuts told us about you emailing him, saying you are lamebananas, and your email address had whipper_willow in it. If you're trying to keep up the pretense that you're two different people (and having multiple personality disorder doesn't count), you should try to be a little more stealthy. And everyone on here thinks you're an absolute idiot. I'll be emailing you a helmet that you can wear on the short bus.

P.S., if you need to go to the bathroom when you're riding it, that door on the back, labeled Emergency Exit Only, leads to the restroom.

Later, peeps, I'm going to go drool over Hugh Jackman now.

Or we would just assainate Paris Hilton.

I adore Starship Troopers. Doogie Hausers 2nd best role (the first was in Harold/Kumar/White Castle)

Starship Troopers still kicks all sorts of ass. Doogie doesn't get nearly enough work. Rent or pirate, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Doogie gets the job done, it's sick.

DOOGIE! DOOGIE! DOOGIE!

All I can say about this story is who the fuck really cares?

as far as shows go...ari...saw the chilly peppers with george clinton in cleveland in 89...they were on stage naked and asked for all the girls with big clits to come up front...true story...

...my girlfriend was not amused...

ptprez

Anthony keides jumped on a security guard and started beating the shit out of him for not letting a kid stage dive, at my show, also 89. The band never stopped playing, never missed a beat. Those guys were so awesome before they decided to be gay for one another. The Meat Puppets opened for them, home town crowd, never seen that many titties before in my life.

I'm so ashamed of myself. I must be a terrible person. Thanks, Lame-ass for making me see how bad I really am.

Tsarinaamanda; *offers wompum and peace pipe*

Saw The Clash "Combat Rock" tour. Strummer with a mohawk. Yeah, buddy! Too bad it was their last tour, and too bad he's dead now. *

Christ, I just depressed myself.

LAMBANANAS:

Fuck, I'm so damn annoyed with you and your shit. I know from experience that ignoring people like you is the only way to stop you from continually acting like an asshat. Everyone else on this board seems to hate your guts, but you keep on comin' back for more. Are you into SM or what?

But really irritates me is that you sit here and JUDGE people who are 1] total strangers 2] just stating their opinions and 3] replying to CELEBRITY GOSSIP. This isn't a philosophical debate, or a Supreme Court hearing. And its not our jobs to act all high and mighty. But you're the one who should be ashamed of him/her/itself - you sit here and stir up shit and turn EVERY catty, funny, harmless post into a constant bitch session.

Now go whack off to this newest dose of bitching. I know being an attention whore gets you off.

That's it I've had enough.......

I am officially making asshat the word of the day.

86:

And Lamefuck can be our poster child.

Cheers!

Fa the Clash were only liked by the "oh, this is the new punk" crowd. Yeah, I had a Hawk to. But I was into Anthax, which taint really hawk music. Live like I live, beotch.

Tranny: Yeah, in the 80's after they started getting radio play. Before that, pretty much only known by those in the scene.

Heh, I had a hawk too, but at the time, my hair was so blond I just looked bald.

Sambora looks sorta like a gay Richard Petty.

I can't believe all this shit. I just suffered through dinner with my parents, while my mother explained all about how wonderful it is to be baptised (I'm Pagan, so... no) when I would have much rather been skinny-dipping in a mountain lake.

Actually, I'm pretty sure I'd have rather been having a root canal...

So I don't get accused of being off topic, Denise Richards is a bitch.

Hi, Fa Cube!

Heya Ari! :)

Tranny and Fa

I died my hair blonde, had the same hairstyle as the lead singer for A Flock of Seagulls.

I was in Puerto Rico when the Slippery When Wet tour came through. Partied with the bassist from Cinderella there. Short dude, but we had a blast. Showed him and his girlfiend the real PR, not what you see at tourist resorts.

Ari

You beautiful Pagan Sister you!! I KNEW I liked you for some reason!

My parents "got religion" recently. My sister and I have been Wiccan for years, so they knew long before. I have a great article written showing Paganism in the bible...it is really good. I can send it to you if you want. Sometimes you need to fight fire with fire.

Ok OK Lamefuthafuckinbananas

Since you used to like to quote poetic genius of Pink...here is some Linkin Park for ya.

"Everything you say to me
Leads me one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break"

How bout some Disturbd...been jammin to that...could like post some righteous lyrics from them, dooooooooooood

Ohhh ohh I know...I can quote the song "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"

Just the sheer beauty of it warms my heart

Dang - another post that was not answered by lamemuthafuckinbananas/whimpy willow - I am thinking Mommy made him go to bed.

What the story DOESN'T mention is that after that "outside-the-house-Livin'-On-A-Prayer shit," Heather took a dump on Denise's lawn, set fire to her mailbox, put the dump IN the flaming mailbox, drew moustaches on all of her yearbook pictures, and put pig's blood in her locker with a note that said "EX-BFF."

High school is so AWESOME!!!

Didn't they do the same thing, with the same song, to get Noriega to surrender bacl in the 90's?

#91 aren't you one of those bad girls :)

i'm sure i have a laserdisc somewhere :))

Damn -- it's somehow disturbing when B-grade middle-aged starlets catfight over a B-grade middle-aged musician. GAACKK! Just have a threesome and get over it -- we don't care!!! (I love hyphens.)

Didn't Heather leave him? Why then is Heather worrying about who her soon-to-be ex is dating. Cripes, she's been seen with David Spade. How worse can it get???

"It 100% never, ever happened." and "It is 100% true."
I'm no mathematician, but I think that's like 200% of me not giving a shit.

What kind of prank is that? Sounds desperate to me. Shouldn't she be making out with David Spade anyways? Yawn.

102 Sassy- love your blog, pretty damn funny!

I think Heather has shown tremendous restraint in this whole mess. So she pranked her, big deal. Of course Miss Victim had to rush to the press. It looks like she's found a job. Richie's own personal groupie, following him around the globe. At least she finally found a way to use her "talents."

#101, too frikkin funny. I agree.

My understanding is Heather left him....so wtf.

This isn't high school, it's junior high. Scary to think both are raising children. GROW UP ALREADY.