The clock is ticking on the relationship. Thank God. Katie come back to the real world!
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

Please, please, PLEASE break up.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Wasn't it said MONTHS ago that Katie & Tom were already broken up, they were just 'staying together' until after the baby was born?

This can't be true. There is no way that Tom missed giving Katie her "medication".

Funny how the word "Kate" only appears once on this page...and it's in this post! Everyone still calls her Katie. TCLTC

Run, Katie run!

Take the baby and your soul and head for the Ohio hills!

TCLTC

Stupid people are taking over the world.

And they're all ruled by Tom Cruise.

And by 'stupid people', I also meant 'people who love the cock'.

Yes, because, as we all know... TCLTC.

Am i the only surprised by this development? I mean I really, really, really , really thought they'd last. it seemed their love was more special than any love any of us could have.

but katie said they'd "always be in their honeymoon phase." i guess some couples fight on honeymoons.

#8 - Ummmm, yes. You must really be that stupid fuck that married Tori.

That guy is such an effen lunatic, who cares? One day he's going to just rip her esophagus from her body during a rare public outburst, probably at a Starbucks. He's just acting really weird because Katie stole his virginity one night when he was experimenting. Tricky bitch. Tee-hee-hee. And TCLTC - bring on the sherry-co's. Seriously, I'm in a BA-A-AD mood today.

I'll be in a bad mood with you Jacq.

I have trouble imagining what Tom Cruise is like during a "big fight". Somehow I see a lot of weak arm slapping, hissing, and talk about "respecting emotional boundaries".

#3 - yes this was predicted months ago by In Touch (i think). However, it was also predicted that the world is round, so I don't know how much these vague predictions are worth. Might as well go see a palm reader

You cannot know how my heart warms with each and every disagreement between this couple that is reported. Almost like Ben & Jerry's The Gobfather ice cream. MMMMmmmMMMMM Good!!!

14 Everything but the... is even better!

Hooray! More cock loving Tom! We all know she was paid in the first place to be with him, this is the beginning of the ploy to get away from him. Have we even verified yet that the baby isn't alien?
Tom should be happy she is leaving town for a bit, more cock worshipping for him at home with haven't to change a diaper in between BJs.

TCLTC!!!!
Run Kate!

Now we need "Save Suri" T-shirts. The poor little squirt doesn't have a chance, with that cock-loving freakshow of a father.

I hope she makes a holy show of him. I'd love to see her wear a TCLTC t-shirt holding the baby. GO HOME AND STAY HOME KATIE!

#14 is the Gobfather really good? I've been eyeing it suspiciously at 7-11, but then I always opt for the Oatmeal Chunk, which is by far the best ice cream I have *EVER* had...yum

(btw, i throw it up right after though, except on my birthday)

how come nobodys ever seen said baby? youd think that with all the craziness surrounding her pregnancy they'd at least release a picture. i guess none of them have any movies to promote.

besides everybody know they were never together. nore are they together now. its all a charade.

Oh qua tanzian wahn, qua-ansa laji wahn.

Don't fight with a Theten bitch!!

Yeah the baby is really Chris Kline's. Katie realized she was pregnant, and that was about the time Tom interviewed her to be his wife. She figured, "What the hell! Being with Tom could really further my career." So she convinced him that the baby was his. Tom would have already had a kid with Nicole if it was possible for him to have any.

20: Of course there's not a picture. Because it's a special alien messiah baby with super homosexual Cruise sperm.

@20

That's because Xenu's child looks like this:

http://www.tuckborough.net/images/mouthofsauron.jpg

It would be bad for publicity.

Sounds a LOT like the whole Micheal Jackson "marriage" to me, where Whacko & that nurse had a few kids so he could molest his own kids for a change.
I heard that the real reason Tom is mad is because Katie had a girl - no Mini-Me for Tom Cruise. He had it all worked up in his head that loving the Mini-Me cock would be as clsoe as he would ever get to fucking himself, and now it won't happen. I'll try to help him out:

TOM CRUISE - GO FUCK YOURSELF!
TCLTC

She's been paid, he got a kid, contract complete, relationship over.

#19 - I, too, recently discovered the Oatmeal Cookie Chunk - heaven! I am also a big fan of the Dave Matthew's Band Magic Brownie Ice Cream, which I sometimes make "magic" myself.
They should make a TCLTC flavor. It could have little chocolate penises, be loaded with protein (semen) and a fudge swirl.

#12 - First laugh of the day! I think I cracked my scowl.

#11 - Let's rawr together.

Tom is just doing this to Katie because he likes to learn his lessons the "hard" way. *snicker* I bet he likes everything the hard way. *double snicker*

I would like to see Tom and Katie get on that game show "Deal or No Deal". The right in the middle of the show, Howie Mandel, unprovoked, kills them with a swift blow to the head with a metal briefcase containing an unspecified dollar amount.

Why did it take her this long to realize that Tom Cruise is psychotic? She must have been in denial, or maybe the brainwashing drugs are starting to wear off...

First comes Kate's $15 million 'pre-nup' and second comes the big 'fight' ~ she's almost free and paid for all of her pain and suffering.

Maybe Kate will also soon realize she can change her name back to Katie.

Papa, even if the unspecified dollar amount was $1,000,000, I think bludeoning them to death on national TV would be the better end of that deal.

*bludgeoning* is that right?

My favorite B&J's flavor is also "Everything But The . . . " Has anyone tried the "Vermonty Python" with the fudge cows?

Oh, wait . . . was I supposed to say something about Tom Cruise? I've heard the loves the cock.

*He not the.

Dammit.

I actually don't believe this story. I want to, GOD I want to, but I don't.

Tom is definitely a loon. Cruise is an egomaniac. Loves himself more than his alien baby. The time is ticking. Cock lover or not.

Hey, look at the first word of each sentence of what I just wrote above. What does it say?? You got it baby. TCLTC

Katie- sorry, Kate-she's-a-child-bearing-woman-now is upset because Tommy won't go with her to visit her parents? That's a crimp in the relationship? I guess she has no problem with her man's breath reeking of cock, or his reliance on Depends due to a "run-in with some Pamplona bulls". TCLTC... and Kate has no qualms about it.

tom cruise is crazy.

jesus saves.

Where are the baby pictures?

I think Tom mistook Suri for the placenta and ate her. Katie has been nursing an afterbirth for a month!

Edna kills.

With her dragon breath.

Tom wants to give it a few months before he releases baby pictures of his daughter in case she's just not pretty enough.

Yes, Katie, go back home to Ohio with the baby and go to confession and get back to church and listen to your parents and about fifty bazillion other people in this world who can see quite clearly that Tom Cruise is a complete lunatic and a bad person to be in a relationship with, let alone raise a defenseless child with.

Even Oprah thinks he's a freakshow, girl. MOVE ON.

I had a fight with Tom Cruise last week at the mall. He cut in front of me in line at Victoria's Secret and had the balls to open up an instant "Angel Card." It took, like, ten extra minutes. And he got a "notify by mail," so it was a complete waste of time for everyone. He just wanted the free panties.

#39, Jesus saves who, Katie Holmes?

#12, that was hysterical.

It seriously took her long enough to realize he's insane. I think the auditing and the believing alien souls travel the Earth would have been a red flag. Not to mention the ankle chains and the cot he had her tied to in his basement. I hope she stays in Ohiop and never goes back. It's not too late Katie!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!

So I kicked him in the knees and strangled him with a g-string I found on a nearby table. He was pretty pissed.

I know it was Tom Cruise, too, because there was this weird brunette next to him smiling vacantly the whole time. And she didn't even blink once.

Tom and Katie's story would make a great Lifetime movie.

Tom Cruise should dress Katie up like a penis and Tom should dress himself up like a bucket of chum and then they could eat eachother (P.S. because Katie looks like a shark-woman).

Don't you worry, another dose of mind control will put Katie in her place.

Read about how Scientology is really a Satanic cult and how they target celebrities:

www.xs4all.nl/~fishman/fable.htm

sweetcheeks you crack my shit up

Katie Holmes is a dummy. She's so in awe of that fucktard that she's given up what little personality she had in the first place. Pathetic. Even if she does dump him she's still a moron.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To #5, her name IS Katie. Not Kate. It is the name her mother put on her birth certificate. Xenu will just have to get over it.

@27-I'm with you on the Oatmeal Chunk - at first i was suspicious - but it is 'eat the whole pint at once' good.

====
====SO NOw she has decided that maybe she doesn't want to be with Tom. ok. She's an idiot. And it's not Tom's fault that she is an idiot. She's a grown woman. She knew from the start what she was getting into. She could have protested a long time ago about the Scientology thing, too!

The Zenu has hit the fan. Run awa

The Zenu has hit the fan. Run awa

Fuck, sorry about the double post..That was run away.

I can't really think of anything about the breakup because I don't give a shit but if I did I guess I would say "Me so Suri".......

Good going Katie, come back to the human race, don't let Xenu mind melt you again.

Leave TCLTC and take all his money and donate it to some christian church

Knock it off Superfish guy,you know wishes don't come true.And just when I was thinking it'll be a good day.Post something we know is like some unfortunate Greek zillionaire disapearing into Paris' Infernotwat of No Return.Hm...could be a new ride at Universal Studios...

Suri is a really dumb name and it fits well with that dumb couple. Just because you have money does not mean you arent a loser.

#54 - I ABSOLUTELY eat the whole pint! If they didn't want me to, they should have made the containers smaller. I make fun of my boyfriend for doing the same thing, but that's because Bluebell Butter Pecan is nasty and he's fat - fat and nasty. But that's what turns me on about him. I could melt ice cream right now, I'm all hot. I digress...

Anyone see war of the worlds? The part where he's driving the minivan all crazy and trying to get away? I think that's how he would really act if we put him in a gymnasium full of people like us.

I'm actually hoping they stay together. She's pretty clearly a dimwit and she's already ruined herself - probably not much in the way of career options left other than Skinemax if she goes solo. A tell-all book would probably get her some press and another 15 mins or so, but she'll forever be a punchline.

Besides, if they separate, some other poor 'tard with dreams of stardom will just get suckered in. Come on, Katie - just take one for the team and fulfill your contractual obligations. How bad can it be? It's not like you've got to fuck him or anything.

I would rather eat lint than have to sit in the same room as Tom Cruise.

How about Tom Cruise singing Sublime:

" I won't cry if Katie runs away, I don't get angry when the Superficial says I'm gay, I don't get angry because I love the Cock, hit the backside and it's back to the cock, fuck it, suck it, it's all the same, my name's Tom Cruise and I'll always be gay, I don't care if Katie even comes back to me"

"Tom Cruise, loves the cock" "I said remember that"
"Tom Cruise, he loves the cock" "I said remember that"

is anyone else as tired as i am if hearing about these two?
together, apart...who cares?
this seemed like a very strange union from the start
side note-anyone else think its weird how he had two wives before katie and he couldn't manage to get either of them pregnant?? strange....

You know Catholicism is kinda fucked up, but it's a far cry better than scientology, so I think the RCC should get some of their badass Davinci Code albino commandos to go kick the shit out of Tom Cruise and rescue a good little Catholic girl from the evil clutches of Hubbard's cult.

Is it me, or do y'all think they're keepin' their baby under wraps til they can find a doctor licensed in infant plastic surgery? Somethin' tells me that child is gonna be a disappointment in the 'cute' department, much like Bobbi Christina was to Whitney and what's his face *lol*

Katie desperately needs to be fucked out of submission by a man who a. doesn't own the original cast recording of Hairspray, b. doesn't regularly have high colonics to flush out the semen, and c. doesn't LTC. Someone save this poor, vapid shell of a person before she loses everything that made her human!

I'm shocked--shocked!--by this turn of events in the TomKat relationship. Their love was so special, so wonderful, so amazing, so unbelievably-not-conjured-up-with-the-aid-of-a-$15-mil contract! And now they've had a spat. Somehow, I think this involved Tom murmuring "maintain low tones" while Katie jumped on the couch screaming "Tom Cruise Loves the Cock" and pelted him with vitamins. I don't think this "Suri" even exists. Perhaps something cobbled together at the Scientology Center, but not a human baby. That's why there's no pictures; she's not out of the L.Ron Hubbard incubation machine yet.

Tom Cruise is disgusting. I hope Katie's family eats him alive for soiling their pretty, young, pleasant relative. Plus, he eats PLACENTA. If someone doesn't kill him, my belief in natural selection will surely die.

I heard he's been keeping Suri firmly nestled up his ass, won't even let Katie's (it's katie dammit!)parents see her.

So, these are excellent news, Thomas Mapother aka Tom Cruise is a tool and a douchebag. He's a disgrace to closeted Homos the world over.

I'm not even gonna try to think something funny to say, I'm sick of this cockjockey.

#13 - the pending breakup was reported not by In Touch but by Life & Style Weekly, the same magazine reporting the pending breakup again here. They reported that Tom & Katie would have the baby and then break up sometime this summer.

I've got my eye on the bastards. Come September, that magazine will be on my shitlist if the dynamic duo is still together.

#36 - Back to the Solid Gold Stallion for you... *tapping foor, snapping fingers, bobbing head*

#74 - Just give the glossies their time. They broke-up Nick and Jess, Jen and Brad, Bennifer, Paris and Paris - they're always right. Trust in them, they will show you.

Yes 76th!

Thank the lord, please give me my Joey Potter back.

TCLTC

Run Katie run! Go back to the Creek and be with Pacey forever!

Dont worry about Tom, he's got John Travolta, Kirstie Ally and Oprah! None of them has to wear a strap-on like he made you do.

Makes me think of a new insult: "I wouldnt fuck her with Oprah's dick"

Barbado-- I want to be the cockjockey!! I have the riding crop and everything.

(and apparently a fresh influx of hormones, dear God...)

Pay attention to the alimony Tom!!

Tom needs to go back for his weekend of auditing because he paid all that money and he's suppose to be some superior being now or can communicate with animals and people with his mind but for some reason everything is all messed up and he lost control of Katie.

Now how the fuck did that happen?

What a dick. Or at least that's what I read from people who've had to work as his subjects on movies.

Katie, here's your chance. Run 'wayyyyyyyyyy.

This story obviously isn't true... it makes no sense.

Dear Katie,
Was the final breaking point when Tom hired that photographer to stooped down and take pictures of your stomach and stretchmarks to prove you gave birth?

Yeah. Thought so.

Zed

Dear Stallion, Excellent Sublime lyrics. Bravo.

I HATE TOM CRUISE I HATE KATIE HOLMES. I hope they live unhappily ever after because thats what they deserve, they are FUCKED.
PS: I pray the child is taken from tom before he has the chance to turn her into the perfect woman / some sort of scientology messiah or some crackhead shit like that because he would probably try to have sex with her to create devine scientology incest babies, it would not suprise me hes a fucking twisted bitch.
TCLTC TCLTC TCLTC TIMES INFINATY!!!

Ide like to remind Tom and his friends that Scientology's mortal villan I Lord Xenu has been freed from this suspended animation force field prison. I find Suri will make the perfect infant bride for me.

"No, no, Kate, it's the engrams, the ENGRAMS! Don't let it get to you!"

"No, Tom, you're just an @sshole. I'm leaving now. I would say don't try to stop me, but it's pointless since I know you're not going to let go of that cock anyway."

SLAM!

tclt..........

<=======================3

There's another story this week that says they got into a huge fight and she fled to Ohio with Suri. But somehow I don't believe the gay midget of intimidation would let her (or especially the "baby") out of his sight for a minute. Zenu's watching, don't you know?

Oh, I 'm sorry, I meant Xenu. And don't forget:

TCLTC!!!!

15 know what ?
[edit]
[you're doing fine]
...
i dont see you anything
meant to say in anything
[edit]
[if you know what he means]
[nudge nudge, wink wink]

ok truth
you got a free pass in et
so its just your fear
holding you back
what is your deepest fear
or would ...
should we just post it?

19 depends of what your scared of
should have put an asd poiler

21 lol :)
well done
but dont take the piss

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30 i think we said 75 mil

30 i think we said 75 mil

actually now i remember
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75 mil
give threst t
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:)

52 hey babe,
ok lets meditate
deep calm
kay :)

49 lol you guys
funnily enough
my father wrote science fiction :))

52 hey babe,
ok lets meditate
deep calm
kay :)

what he meant was
rolling around on the floor like that
you showed me yours
seemed only fair to show you mine :))

64 so you like your money too
do ya bitch ? :)

66
i think he got it
hit
but
right
swap he she
the last switch
welcome :)

70 noted, been a busy day
swwetheart :)

71 yes you can come back now :)
what are we going to with all
that lovery money :)

lol lover :)

85 that is best handled in another place
asd
not everything
need
b
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public

[actually...
"do you really want to talk about tha
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88 no wait...
didnt i pupate in the big head or something ?

lol guys :)

natal;ie?

one last message
from d

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p

down

pain can be pleasure
you have until my birthday
which is tomrrow
so until midnight today my time
its 1117 here

so today is judgement day
make it better
i dont need another bithrthday
good luck)

Poor ole Tom, left at home in his cock shaped slippers, sipping a placenta smoothie and pining for his invisible spawn baby. Wheres the love?

ps i didnt take the blue pill
so this time
its real
the last human dolphin
try your best

Why does this not surprise me? Although the fact that they were even "together" in the first place was surprising.

Jeezus Herbiefrog take a break.

*prancing in with a ballet tu-tu and executing a a jump and hopping on sofa several times*
IS IT TRUE KATIE IS FINALLY GROWING BALLS *and not the balls Tom craves* AND LEAVING TOM!?!?!?

I guess being impregegnated with a turkey baster is not Katie's idea of love as Tom has attempted to convince her is love....Xenu style. DAMN ENGRAMS!!!!

Okay I have to go and take this tu tu and dance mat back to Tom's closet...before he relizes I took them.. NA-NU NA-NU!!!!

Tomm And Katie's Marriage: Mission Impossible 4...in theaters soon.

Stallion:
Would you pretty please kill herbiefrog for me? I will heart you forever!

Your bestest admirer,
Jade

#107 herbie

you said something about "ps i didnt take the blue pill"

my recommendation to you is to always remember to take your crazy pills so u dont turn into a human dolphin. schizophrenia is a very wicked disease.

I don't know.

If he can make her do a silent birth, he could make her do anything.

oy.

What on earth is a sane person like katie involved with psycho like tom anyways?

kidman should have warned her

116. No, Nic is laughing, laughing hard and enjoying herself from far FAR away in Australia where she's shacked up with Mr. Urban, who is a) not 10 years older than her, b)not demanding she become his slave, c) change her religion, d) is hotter than Tom and e) isn't TCLTC. She knew all Tom wants is a little slave girl to be dazzled and awed by his brilliance and do every little thing he asks her and not have any thoughts but his own in his head. (Is that so wrong?) Also Katie shoud know better than to date weirdoes that are old enogh to be her daddy. One daddy is enough.

THIS IS HUGE. i found an a letter written by L. Ron Hubbard on 15 October 1947. In it, he BEGS for psychiatric help. Hmmmm. 21 years later he denounces it. HYPOCRIT!

Ok, i might be a little slow here but i see the "TCLTC" thing everyone always writes in and well....i don't get it?!? I see it everywhere, can someone tell me what that is or what it means??? Sorry for the slowness if its obvious or if it's something everyone is supposed to know...my biological sister is Jessica Simpson and well you can figure the rest......: D

I had to crack one on Jess......sorry!

119. DaNiGuRi, obviously TCLTC stands for "Tom Cruise likes to cook!"

Thank you. Welcome back Katie. Think about the baby...if he has a father but not a good one then it's much better to have none. I hope you will soon realize that being with Tom is a curse. Think again. To marry or not?

I will believe it when I see it. Until she has moved into a place with HER family securely around her, I won't hold my breath. I can not see Tom and the cult giving up without a fight.

I fear for Katie more now than I did when she was under the spell of these charmers.

Pray for her, she is going to need it.

Hey, knock it off, Scientologists are people, too.

Just kidding.