YEAH!!!!! New posts!!! I hope that isn't Brit's new nanny. That's the guy who saved that poor baby from his mother dropping him.

As for Heather Locklear and David Spade, is anyone REALLY surprised?

and to think Brit is gonna have another..she should be spayed

I didnt know John Stamos had any friends. Come to think of it, I didnt know he was still alive. Last I heard, he was trying to get the Olsen twins to appear on his show before it got canceled.

"As if Brett Ratner wasn't pervy enough, now he's saying he wants to photograph Lindsay Lohan naked."

Excellent! We'll finally get to see the Fabled Freckly Firecrotch.

* by 'friends', I meant 'personal life in general'

Is she wearing a house?!?!? jeeesus fucking christ woman!!

Oh, and I have just received word, nothing John Stamos says matters, nobody cares about John Stamos...not even John Stamos.

Could Britney's brat be smiling in that photo? I hear retarded kids smile all the time.

8- he's either smiling or screaming. why is britney such a bad mother? that picture of her with her rollers in her hair racing down the freeway while the baby's head nearly fell off made me so sad! it looked like she went out for the express purpose of trying to kill the baby.

Don't hate, guys, the muumuu is from Jessica Simpson's new clothing line, Lady Marmalade.

Spade and Locklear broke up?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU! I CALLED IT!!
I was just a few weeks shy. DAMN YOU TEA LEAVES.

Posted by junebug on April 18, 2006 01:06 AM
Yah monkey that love stuff is great and all but this is Hollywood, and we're talking about Heather Locklear, (who dated Tommy Lee for got sakes) I give them 2 months.

Her canckles are FUCKED UP.

When asked for a comment Paul stated through his legal team : "O - Blaw Dee. O - Blaw Dah. "

The Chinese (or whatever Asian language that is) on the bag translates, Stupid Bitch Just Got Screwed By Paying 2000 Dollar for Pants Made for 2 Dollar. That's a rought translation.

*rough*

Britney looks SO CUTE and so does Sean P.

I love them

It's good to see Britney spending money on quality security personnel. That guy just screams quality, from his excellent grooming to his formidable physique. Top notch!! hi-fives and kudos all around.

I love Brittany's bruised up legs she's sporting in her micro Muumuu. those are hot.

John Stamos makes me uncomfortable. Like passing someone on the street you know is a child molester, it's just not right.

& how can Brett Ratner switch from a fat 40 something beached wale diva to LL? Mariah Carey is fucking nasty, she was cute in the 80s when I was in elementary school and she didn't look like a fat plastic sex toy. SHe's fucking nasty. But LL naked? I can live with that.

#17

At least he caught the baby!

#19 yup, probably an ex-SEAL.

Isn't that Gibby from the Butthole Surfers? Ah, Gibo :(

Paul, 63, was a bit wary of his next birthday - and bailed before the second stanza. He thought 'Will you still need me" would be far enuff in the relationship to switch songs.
Eleanor Rigby had no comment.
Also while 'playing the role' in Heather's anti-sealing campaign Paul became a bit worried that Heather was taking his song, " I am the Walrus. Too Too ca shooo" a bit too literally.
Especially the "too too ca shooo"

16: Um, it's illegal to love an infant. You might wanna go ahead and start filling out that Megan's Law paperwork and get fitted for your ankle transmitter.

Britney really needs to try to work those tree like legs out alittle more before wearing anything that short not to mention orange.... Moo Moos should have stopped with Mrs. Roper (Three's Company.... if I'm giving away my age).

Brett Ratner is just nasty..... why is this man getting laid all over Hollywood again?!?!?... i know he's a director... but I think he has to have his own rooffie(?) supply....I've seen dogs cutier than him.

John Stamos....has stayed hot for his age...but I agree with the other comments... whats he done lately.

David Spades luck runs out..... hope it was a nice ride.

PS. I hope you feel better Mr. Superficial

I can't imagine what Ratner is going on about I'm pretty sure there's naked pictures of Lohan in many a cellphone in the greater Los Angeles area.

I'm actually happy that you never see K-Fag or Britney ever holding the baby, I have a feeling Sean Preston might live to see 15 if this keeps up........

Why would Terry Hatchback want to make Ryan Seacrest cry? I thought Clay Aiken already accomplished that when he broke it off with him....or in him.....

Ryan Seacrest singing the Killers:::

"I'm coming out of the closet and I've been doing just fine." "Gotta, Gotta, act straight, because I want it all" "It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?" "It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss." "Now she's falling asleep and I'm calling a cab, would have gave her a poke, but i'm such a fag, now my stomach is sick cause I couldn't give head."

"I'm thinking of Big Jims chest now, she takes off her dress now, making me hurl." "I just can't look, it's killing me!!!!" "I need to go!!!"

*Ryan leaves Terrys apartment*

"Jealousy, turning fags into tranny's, singing sweet lullaby's, choking on those manly guy's, but it's just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me, open up my mouth real wide, cause I'm mister BrightSmile"

*Ryan goes back in the closet with Tom Cruise*

Also, whatever happened to Britney's "Ain't nobody but me gonna hold my baby" bit? I'm convinced she's got all of L.A. playing "hot potato" with the little guy - it would explain all those drops.

M@ce no like chubby blonde carrot woman.
M@ce think carrot woman smell like cheeze wiz and menthol cigarettes.
M@ce SMASH carrot woman!

I love how the assistant is holding the child and not the bags. What a terrible fuckin mother.

agreed, 16. they're so cute.

agreed, 16. they're so cute.

26 Priceless

WTF, did Brit raid Hohan's closet?

SMASH is growing on me.

#28

...cheeze-wiz, menthol cigarettes and dirty feet.

#26

Tom Cruise... won't come out the closet
Why won't he... come out the closet
SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN!!
Please... come out the closet

Well, i gotta tell you, i'm a little confused. I get People magazine weekly in the mail every tuesday and i've read multiple times that she thinks "being a mom is a full-time job" and she even said "she doesn't want to have any nannies". Well, so far she's gone through 3 nannies and is obviously not a good mom cuz she dropped her kid, and if it wasn't her it was one of her 3 nannies, she drives with him on her lap, and doesn't know how to fasten him in a carseat. oh, not to mention if it's a full time job then howcome 4 months after she had Sean p. she was trying to start working again. All i can say is there is a positive about her getting knocked up again...that gives us another 9-13 months of not having to hear any new music from her!!!

Stallion, that was fucking brilliant. And on that note, I bid you adieu. It's 5 o'clock, so

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOO!

At least Brit's smiling at SP. That's got to be worth something.

paul mccartney ranks up there with harrison ford as the oldiest of the Oldy McOlds that i'd do it with

Britney almost kill Sean Preston while leaving her hotel in New York City. http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/britney-stumbles-almost-drops-baby-sean/20060518175009990001

for the dude in the photo:

"I can't stand it! I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
Because your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
oh my, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage!!"

Is that a promo pic for "Borat in America"?

Wh does she look so happy when she's unable to take good care of her baby? I know the facts, and she is not taking good care of him. It makes me sad.

A couple days ago, she was driving her car along with the top down adn the sun beating down on him in L.A.

HE IS A BABY WITH DELICATE FAIR SKIN! And I saw her at the beach on time with him in the sun with no hat!

I don't even want to (but have to) mention the NO CAR SEAT! She was afraid of the paparazzi? Okay, she was in the locked huge car... how can they take longer time to hurt her than it would take her to seat the baby properly? It was a lame excuse.

And the nanny let him fall off his highchair? I heard Britney Spear's mother telling the press that Britney lets NO ONE hold Prestion except her, K-fed and herself. Then they blame the nanny... well... HELLO YOU'RE HIS MOTHER! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM FULLY, NOT THE NANNY!! That is, even if he didn't make it up.

She is just an unfit mother.

As for the appearance... she looks good. She is very pretty and no one really has any right to say she isn't... if they do, they are jealous.

at least she matched her orange dress with her sprayed on orange tan...

Here there mocking her saying she's wearing the same garb as those in prison..

here are some more carrot girl pics of her
http://thevelvethottub.com/

#37 are you retarded? you sure speak like you are

Stamos: That’s a really rude and immature thing to do.

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills: That's too abd, I like them both and they were nice together, I hope they both do really well. He is one of the great songwriters of the century.

Brett Ratner: Who? ANd why Lindsey? No one likes her!! HA HA HA! I'm funny.

David Spade and Heather Locklear: Don't like them both, don't care.

Sweetsens8tion: Read the post before the last one... you're an idiot. Get a life and stop obsessing over me!

You guys... take a look at this:

http://www.thevelvethottub.com/2006/05/its-painful-to-listen-to-jodie-foster.html

Paul better hustle off to his barrister so he can get a leg up on Heather. *rimshot*

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK IN #42.

We do not wish to acknowledge HWMNBN's existence.

She's a cow because WE SAY she's a cow GODAMMIT!!

we are not jealous, just mean.

# 42 Lame Num Nums
Jodie is as good at rap as playing a str8 woman.
Not that there's ... etc... etc...

I'm still trying to get over the fact that the SuperFish god got to sleep til 3 p.m. Lucky bastard.

I met John Stamos at a bar in Huntington Beach about 12 years ago. Very full of himself for someone who's.. well... no one.

BigJim... HWMNBN??? What in the world does that mean? Is it about the Velvet Hottub... it's a good site... publishes more than Paris Hilton!

Ari ... totally true... he was cute on Full House, I had a HUGE crush on him when I wqas like... 4... lol. But, still, he's a no one now. Kathy Griffith is a bigger celeb.

HAHAHAHAHA HWMNBN is asking about HWMNBN

sweeeeeet.

BarbadoSlim! SHHHHHH!!!!

Isn't Hastur the Unspeakable actually a broad?

OK so Paul and the evil stepmother boke up, I heard Stella HATED her but I can almost hear the ax thats chopping up her inheritance to give to Peg Leg . She was no Linda!!!

is it just me or is sean preston looking like stewie? the red and yellow attire, the oddly shaped head...

i put that link on my post #38...your so lame you have to copy someone..what in the world would I be obsessed about? how you are nothin more than a lame lonely over-ripe stinkin banana?

It was simply a matter of time before ol' firecrotch showed up in a do-it-yourself porno or X-Men themed nudey pictures. Gross.

Oh, I get it, it's some kind of immature thing you made up to further yourself deeper in C.O.O.B. Stop obsessing over me.

Poll: What gender do you think iambananas is? Just an interested banana asking!

ANYWAY!! Getting back to the REAL REASON WE ALL WANT TO POST (hmm, remember that, kids?)

David Spade... VERY FUNNY in Tommy Boy... not funny now that he's older. He's gotten weird! Like Dickie Roberts? Please, he was always his best playing straight man to Chris Farley... I mean, he's still making a name for himself, but he was his best in Black Sheep, and Tommy Boy!

Remember...

Richard: Mommy, mommy, the Rhino's getting too close to the car.
Tommy: Him too afraid to get out, him just a little guy.
Richard: All right, that's it, fat boy, I'm gonna wail on you.
Tommy: Hey, boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!

.....

If I wanted a kiss, I would have called your mother.

....

See.. THATS THE STUFF! That's the best David Spade movie ever! I miss Chris Farley soooooooooo much! He was the funniest guy EVER! And I mean EVER! And David Spade complimented his comedy so well.

That's why it kind of makes me sad that he isn't making the funny stuff anymore! Kind of like Pauley Shore, except Pauley shore was NEVER EVER funny!

Okay, this is getting a little long! I'll wrap it up! If anyone read all that, I feel sorry for them, lol. They are really C.O.O.B. Members!

The reason we never see Britney holding her kid anymore is because that was the only condition that CPS would leave him in her care. They tend to frown on parents dropping their kids onto sidewalks.

Case in point: http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/857/638/1600/csmack_tmzbritney.jpg

You only put the link to thevelvethottub.com.... not specifically the Jodie Foster clip. Now I'm smarter than you are.

hwmnbn--- he-who-must-not-be-named?

HWMNBN is asking what gender we think it is.

I'm going with Hermaphrodite-WMNBN.

Sure - the orange muumuu is a bad look - you'll get no argument from me.
But isn't the real news story the fact that she's wearing shoes? And she's clean?

ahhh Britney, when it rains it pours yo, raining and pouring.

TT (The Thing) TMNBM is getting out of hand. Please, please DO NOT AKNOWLEDGE, HUMOR, OR ENGAGE......
I know it's hard. But we can do it!

I will just address this to the lame-ass retard who thinks anyone wants to read a fucking mile-long, rambling, disjointed post about absolutely NOTHING. Please, go kill yourself now. Everybody on this site hates your socially inept ass, GO THE FUCK AWAY. Nobody is interested in you enough to obsess over you, the only reason anyone even bothers to address you is to try to shame you into leaving, even though that won't work since you have no fucking shame, or class, and cannot manage to ever say ONE interesting, coherent sentence. WE FUCKING HATE YOUR USELESS ASS.

To everyone else:

Please continue to email the Superfish admins about this irritating piece of shit, hopefully they will ban it for good. Also, if you must comment on one of it's idiotic posts, DON'T REFER TO IT BY NAME, just direct it in it's general direction. Together we can keep the Superfish Asshole and Retard Free!

@59-

I promise to stop feeding the trolls. It is just SO GODDAMN IRRITATING, I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!! Sorry for all the caps, I'm just frustrated. I have tried and tried to get it banned, only to have them implement this stupid posting policy which STILL allows the fucking problem to post! GODDAMMIT! Like I said earlier, maybe if all of us complain about this ONE person, they will ban it for life. If all of us hate it and want it gone, just maybe they will ban it. So everyone who hates it, send your emails to the admins....thanks!!

Love the "Christ, I hope nobody I know sees this picture" look on the guy's face.

That's Gary Del'Abbate. I can tell by the moustache and the slightly stunned look on his face.

Yeah the SF threads are getting pretty lame at the moment thanks to a few individuals and those who respond to them, and it was inevitable that was going to continue to happen after SF threatned said posters with banning for getting off topic or being lame. Just like stupid teenagers, telling them not to do something is only going to encourage them to continue doing it, and any attention is good attention as far as they are concerned. Don't know what the solution is, but that is my input.

And for the record, as someone who like to peruse the threads occasionally, there are far, far more annoying things than "first" posts and singling them out for special attention only ensures their continuance.

Actually, I think Colin Farrell should play this guy in a movie.

just a few thoughts
A. funny that britney's outfit is out of j.simpson's collection "lady Marmalade" when the color is marmalade... and pretty much bordering gross throwup after you have sucked down a pitcher of tang... or screwdrivers.
B. david spade and john stamos are just weird and should retire and move out to some cave so no one can talk about them anymore except to say "isn't it wonderful they are gone?!"
C. i am a nanny and seeing pictures of Britney spears and the way she almost kills her son every day makes me sick to my stomach. it reminds me of people in target or walmart i would see when i was little. a million kids and all of them holding their own kids and those kids had their heads hanging almost to the floor.
honeslty- i know she is a first time mother and that its ok to make mistakes but her mistakes are just ridiculous and its sad how she likes to advertise her monumental stupidity!
ps. this website is AWESOME!

So, when did Brit fire the Colombian woman who used to look after Sean Preston, and when did she hire all these mannies? I love watching White Trash America. They are always so entertaining.

HWMNBN...... I really don't think assigning a gender to this thing will help or prove anything at all.

Besides, I think we should consider the possibility that it's a trained chimp with internet access.

Or perhaps a hamster trained by George Balanchine with a wifi laptop?

Why banana post and post and say nothing?
It make M@ce confused.
When M@ce confused, M@ce get angry.
When M@ce get angry M@ce SMASH!
SMASH rotten banana!!

OK, I finally looked at the pictures of Britney almost dropping SP, and it really bugs me.

When my now-nine-year-old was four months old, I fell and BROKE MY ANKLE while I was carrying her. We both went down, and hard. But guess what? I damn near wound up with a concussion, but baby girl didn't have a mark on her. It wasn't a conscious decision on my part to move the way I did, it just happened. It's instinct to protect the babies. WTF happened to Britney's instinct? She's obviously got the drive to procreate, but what then? SP would grin and laugh if his mama would get down on the floor with him once in a while and nibble his toes or tickle his belly. It's really not that difficult.

@67, might be possible, except Balanchine's been dead for an awful long time, and hamsters' life expectancy isn't more than about three years.
Still, perhaps a student of his could train? ;)

IT'S A MOLESTACHE

68 Marry me

she looks so happy because this is the guy who early that day kept her from spilling her drink and dropping the kid yet again on his head !!!

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/britney-stumbles-almost-drops-baby-sean/20060518175009990001

WHo had thought Colin Farrel knows how to hold a baby way better than the baby's own mother?
(Britney! You should change those freaking socks! You're baby is going to get his legs hurt! )

Ok, so Britney prefers to handle the shopping bags while a bodyguard holds her baby? Priorities, priorities.

"They say Britney is a bad mother...."

"Shut yo' mouth!"

"But I'm just talking about Britney.."

This week on a very special "My Name Is Earl" with special guest star Britney Spears......

Heh, I love the new delayed postings - it's now impossible to refer to a previous post by its number since it changes every 30 seconds. I didn't know the 'Fish was run by the government; only the government can be this efficient.

Futurevision presents:

"Britney Spears in 20 years!"

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fatty-fly.html

I guess she'll be smothering the next baby with a pillow. SP is the retarded one with the head injuries. She'll go a little easy one the next one

Mommy Dearest...at least Joan Crawford cared about her looks.

Do you hate Edna Bambrick? I'm selling a bunch of stuff, like t-shirts, cups, magnets, etc, that all say "God Hates Edna Bambrick." This is the graphic: http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j237/celebritybasher/Edna_1_sample.jpg I was selling TCLTC t-shirts but they were taken down because I used a picture of him. These edna ones contain no pics though and i created the whole thing in photoshop so theres no copyright infringement, and its not even a real person lol, so these will be staying up. When I have more time I will be adding and making more stuff. It'll probably be a lot of superficial inside type jokes. You can suggest or request stuff by filling out a form on my site. I just made it so its still under construction. You can click my name or go here: http://www.freewebs.com/celebritybasher/

I'm not going to spam this in every thread but im going to post this in one more topic just to get the word out ;)

#90 my eyes, my eyes! You have to put in a warning about pictures like that. AAAAHHHHH!

then she almost drops the baby!

http://starked.com/archives/523/

Can I post yet?

Thank God!

If John Stamos is telling the truth, then he needs to be kidnapped by scientists and have long, invasive experiments performed on him, since he'll be the first man without gentilalia who has managed to still have intercourse.

Scratch that. I vote for the experiments even if he does have a dick.

That's not Britney's nanny. It's the latest tool trying out for the role of "Husband Number 3."

great. i log in after a week of celebrity bullshit free crap..and the first thing i see is Britney Spears with her scarred-up cankels and bastard baby......oh goodie..

Not!

ARGH! was hoping that this site would help me find out if the rumours about Angelina Jolie being in labour are true. I will keep checking!
see it here:
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/05/celeb_messiah_a.html

@93. I wouldn't wear that thing..it's wicked lame. It looks like it's missing a unicorn and a rainbow behind it.

The guy holding Sean Preston may look a bit creepy, but by the way he managed to grab him in the pictures provided by #39 I'd say he's a keeper.

By the way, did Britney just pull a raincoat over her underwear (assuming she's wearing any)? 'Cause that's what the orange thingy looks like to me - a cheap raincoat.

So apparently Britney slipped while carrying a drink in one hand almost dropped the kid; he was saved at the last minute by the creepy mustache dude...

I guess we know what role the nanny REALLY played last time tatertot was dropped on his skull.

Poor kid probably won't make it past the 4th of July, what with all the fireworks and opportunities for Britney to try her best to kill him.

Did Britney just get out of prison?

I heard that on some moonlit nights, even to this day, people can still hear Heather Mills' leg looking for her.

I met John Stamos at a bar. He apologized for Full House, but I still threw darts in his eyes and cut his liver out with a broken whiskey bottle. The bartender bought me a drink and let me take anything I wanted out of the lost and found.

It would be funny if somebody took Britney's dress and started hockey-punching her. Or just cross-checked her in the larynx with a metal pipe. That thing doesn't even look like a muumuu - I think it's one of those emergency rain coats that come in the little bags.

Oh god we are still on Britney?

Here's hoping we won't have to spend all weekend looking at her fat ass.

Her ass is so fat, she needs to wait for the Super Bowl to go to the toilet.

waaakaa waakaa

This just isn't fun anymore.

I proposed to M@ce who was 68 at the time, now it looks like I proposed to infatuatingLena.

It could get dangerous. I could accidently applaud someone on the list.

Two good things about the orange-muumuu Britney picture:

1. She's not wearing a wife-beater without a bra.
2. She's wearing shoes.

#26 that was fucking hilarious.... i love that song but i really really heart the stallion :)

He looks like Colin Farrel with a big bush on his mug!

in the photo
actually
i
think
she looks really happy :))

good for her

she doesn't have to be on show 24/7
and...
from the pictures i've seen
the baby looks happy
maybe she should get a chauffeur
while she's having babies
she just gets to sit in the back
with her babies :))

sounds nice

doesnt it?

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills have split amicably after four years of marriage. Although after he realizes she can take up to $376 million of his fortune you can replace 'amicably' with 'violenty.'

i don't think so
i think paul
learned
from
linda
that wealth stored
just bolstered
a
feeling
of
security
and we wont be needing that soon
cos we are all here together

[thanks linda]

$376 MILLION???
I'm sorry...if anyone tried to take that out of my piggy bank...I'd call a couple of my father's homeboys...give them 75K a piece and make her go away silently!

But then again...my MOM wears an orange car cover while grocery shopping at the carryout...SO what do I know!

Someone seriously needs to take Brit aside and give her a few lessons on how to properly hold and walk with a baby in her arms. Quickly before she has another baby and has to hold onto 2 of them. I think all the Mannies are around to give SP a male influence. Hasn't anyone else noticed there's been an absence of K-Fag in all the pics of Brit? He's too busy promoting his "rap" album.

#113, don't be too concerned about Paul and his $$$. Even if she does take that much from him, he'll still be left with well over a BILLION dollars. He's worth $1.5 Billion. I think in Brandon Davis' eyes that's still considered poor.

#81 i checked that video out too. my favorite part by far was the fact that she NEVER dropped the drink. LOL. she's just too damn much. if i was holding a baby and a drink and the baby slipped, i'd drop the booz and save the baby. but thats just me.

Posted by ELLABELLA on May 19, 2006 09:28 AM

He looks like Colin Farrel with a big bush on his mug!

Haaaaaahahahaaaaa!! I could say something really raunchy here, but I'm not going to. It's too easy...

Stallion likey TrophyWife too, Stallion no likey the wife part though, as far as your picture goes.....three words......GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!

#115
i think
that
you
will
find
that
w
e
manage
to find
a much
...higher
...way to
manage
all
of
that
stored
wealth

lets use it
to feed the starving

I am reporting all inappropriate posts. Derrrk, Derrrrk.
Jesus loves you. Derrrk, Derrrk.

You people are fucking retarded.

Does herbiefrog has some type of neurological impairment? Or perhaps suffered a debilitating stroke?

The manner in which "it" posts aside, they are as lame as HWMNBN.

herbie: stop sucking so bad or you'll be on the list too.

herbiefrog--
The more irritating your posts, the less attention anybody pays to them, because we're all too busy trying to figure out which short bus you fell off of. Quit it.

ATTN: Editors of Superficial

It is high time to ban Edna Bambrick and whatever IP addresses she is using. Her comments and the idiotic responses are clogging up these boards with uninteresting garbage. That one move would make this site a lot more enjoyable.

OMG I just saw that video where BS almost dropped SP!! Can you say baby whiplash???? I'd like to hit her. Hard.

There's not enough love here for the ill and recovering SF dude. Get well soon, SFD; we needs the posts like TCLTC!

OMG, hahaha. Fucking morons. People who say TCLTC should also be banned. People who say that probably still going around saying "is that your final answer".

You stupid fuckers are really pissing me off today.

All right, I think I have a plan. We've got all the fuckwits on this site that we would like to see die.

Unfortunately, being fuckwits, they don't realize that they are indeed fuckwits and should do their part for humanity by departing it by the most expedient manner available: play in traffic, stick your head in the oven, clean loaded firearms, walk through Compton with a white pillow case on their heads, tell Mike Tyson he's a homo, whatever...

So, since they are far too mentally challenged to understand that they should indeed engage in any or all of the above mentioned activities, we need to round them up and dispose of them ourselves. Since we have to do all this work, we deserve to get some entertainment out of their demise. I propose that we place them all in a small room and cover them in nacho cheese.

Then a door will open into the room, allowing Rosie O'Donnell to enter.

Did I mention that we'd kept Rosie on a starvation diet for two weeks?

I'd pay money to see that.

#104: Probably she broke out, and that's why she forgot her pants

I JERKED OFF IN A LIBTURDS SANDWICH!!!! HERE LOOK!!! http://tinyurl.com/7ozek

QUITE NASTY WHAT LIBTURDS LIKE ON THEIR SANDWHICH, EH???

Land-Man is a grumpy fuck today.

I noticed, and it makes me sad. Fridays should be better than this.

Woo-fucking-hoo, long weekend in Canada!!! I am going to stay high all 3 days. Oh, yes, I am... Them kids of mine will just have to fend for themselves.

I don't blame the Land-Man for being grumpy. That heinous picture of Britney being at the top of the page for so long can't be doing his Land-Cock any good.

Just testing.

I'm leaving for San Diego tonight, going deep sea fishing tomorrow, going to have filet and lobster, have a big fucking blast!

#26 - That was a fucking awesome song.

#105 - I can hear the leg crying for her down by the river. Once, when the moon was full, I went to the scene of the accident. I put baby powder on my bumper and I swear the leg pushed my car across the train tracks.

I read this morning on Ananova.com that Britney was walking through a crowd in NYC yesterday, carrying SP and a glass of vodka. She tripped and dropped the baby, but not to worry, didn't spill a drop. Ok, I made that last part up, but she did almost lose both the baby and a glass of water. Then she said that's why she needs to carry a gun (true). I guess she wants to shoot the baby now.

Just saw the pics on Brit-Fed and her drink.
It appears her new role model is Julian from Trailer Park Boys - but he has rum and cokes.
Talk about life, imitating art, imitating life....or whatever.

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Where's M@ce? We need a frog-smasher.

Hey people, longtime reader first time poster. What the hell is wrong with Brit. Although maybe she is following a family tradition, because her mom obviously dropped her on her head.

139-- I was thinking the same thing.

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I guess the Superficial dude is still sick, he must of had a Libturd sandwich........Thanks a lot Mister_White_ Secure_American.......

Let me guess. You're wearing a black beret and sitting in a coffee house in Sherman Oaks right now, aren't you? That, or you're a mime...in which case, you're a professional irritating little nickeldick.

I'm sure there's a site around the 'net somewhere that might appreciate the shit you spew, but this ain't it.

Go away.

OK, I promise to stop feeding the f'ing trolls now...

I must say that Britney looks better now than she has for some time now.

I would like to bend her over the trunk of K-Fed's Maserati and bang her in a rhythm as old as time.

That's why we strap in the kid's carseat the wrong way, forward, so he can't see. Hey, I'm not an animal.

#135 - Have fun! I hope you get crabs!

@144 lol........I get Crabs from the Chesapeake Bay, Yada, Yada, Yada, I don't swim in that water anymore.........

Jacq, that's not nice. =(
I thought we were pals.

I wish I had a big mustachioed man to carry my baby while I shop. Sure beats trying to squeeze the stroller down the aisle. She probably needs someone to carry him since she's wearing those shoes. And since she can't be trusted to hang onto the baby better than her drink.

I swear herbiefrog is HWMNBN.

Yippeeee Paul McCartney is single again!
I think I'll give him a call.
I have 2 good legs.

148 I was thinking the same thing

Ooh, you're right, Paul's single! And I'm in England now, so there is more chance I could actually run into him. Oh, but I'm not single. Damn.

That same man, is the one who saved her baby from near death after Britney Spears decided to throw her baby onto the floor because she wanted to save her drink.

Pictures of that can be found here:

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/19/britney-spears-barely-sees-kfed-or-where-she-is-walking/

It is pretty ridiculous that Britney chose to hold on to her drink without spilling a drop, after ending her babies life.

yah, he may be old, but I'd hit it. apparently he's still got man juice, he has that new baby and all.

#129 that link was really fucked up. You suck.

You actually missed the whole Britney almost drops the baby...again...she's really upset about the whole thing, she even said, this is why i need a gun. which means she wants to shoot the paparazzi while carrying the baby, which is really safe I imagine...that's what you're bodyguards are for...hello?

Britney is still hot to me

Look at it this way. IF she shot someone while holding the baby, at least he'd probably be deaf for life, saving him the horror of 'Mommy's comeback album'.

Isnt it sad when Brit wears 4 inch heels, and her legs STILL look short and stubby.

And by "sad" I mean, not sad.

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. No new posts AGAIN?

I don't get the gun reference. What does the paparazzi have to do with her tripping on her own pant leg? It isn't their fault she dresses like a sloppy cheap hooker and can't be bothered with a baby carrier like most mothers.

Effin' moron.

Twitney should never be allowed to breed again after almost dropping her baby yet again! All she's doing is playing house w/that loser husband of hers and by having as many kids in a row as humanly possible. Here's some advice. Close your damn legs Britney!!!! She thinks she's a grown up, but time and time again she proves she's still a 12 year old maturity wise.

In other news... I hear Paul McCartney's wife doesn't have a leg to stand on.

What is best in life: Money, power, celebrity?

M@ce: To SMASH. To SMASH is best in life.

Nothing better?

M@ce: To SMASH again is better. SMASH SMASH

M@ce is hungry. M@ce want frog legs a la SMASH!

146: It was just a pun. You said you were going for lobsters, hence the crabs reference. :)

Get well soon, Superficial.

Um, I thought e.e. cummings was dead. How come he's here now posting as herbiefrog?

Britney's doctor can do the world a favor, when he performs the c-section for her next spawn from trailerhell, he should wear a spiked gauntlet and clean her up real nice inside there, make sure no one else comes out of there.

Are w still sleeping until 3:00 again? No new posts. This site is going to potty.

Well, I'll just post soem more about this topic... I think that David Spade is not such a nice guy! Well, at least now he gets to say he dated someone who was pretty, once.

@163

I know. I was playing dumb (which I do quite well, no?) But thanks for caring about my feelings. =)

uh, is it just me, or are those bags britney is holding from justin timberlake's restaraunt in LA?!?

BTW, where do you live, Fa Cube Itches?

@101 Zanna: It's supposed to be lame; that's the whole idea: Edna=Lame

Just testing

SF DUDE, even if you're on your deathbed, with the last of your strength, reach over and BAN Edna, HWMNBN,
Libturd-Insecure-Mullet-American-Trash-Fuck, and now Herbielegs.

Thank you.

If I could reach through the fucking wires to your IP's, I would strangle you with your Ethernet cords.

Cuntfaces.

I fear we are gonna have a repeat of the OJ debacle from last weekend. Brace yourselves.

ebayfan14:

Stop trying to sell your stupid shit and post something interesting.

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#146 - We ARE friends! I's keeding! That's my favorite fishing joke.

Cruisin' - the molestache thing has had me cracking-up for over half an hour. I fucking love you.

#93: from a real tshirt designer (professional and everything!) let me tell you, thats a pretty horrible design. no offense. when we're in a slump here at work, we do some research and see what the kiddos are wearing now a days and do something along those lines. go do your research and try again. those colors are horrific!

Isn't it 5:00 yet????

@173

I know, I was keeding too! (See 163 & 167).

Besides, I don't have enough pubes to tempt any crabs..tee hee! (ew)

Britney is icky.

and I sort of feel sorry for David Spade, he tries so hard.

#175 - No fuckin' shit. Amen, sista.

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i think that the dude holding britney's baby is that goldberg guy from "hebrew hammer".
and i thought she gave up the kabbalah?

hey..can anybody tell me why the post numbers on this thread keep changing?

So why doesn't Brit do herself a favor and get a freakin' stroller already? Have you ever seen her pushing SP in one? I can't remember. Maybe she thinks she needs to keep up her hot, youthful image, and pushing a stroller would damage that. Of course, being pregnant, dumpy, clutzy(sp?), and being married to the biggest douchebag on the face of the planet probably doesn't do the trick either.

181 I told you about smoking crack!

#182 - The baby isn't tall enough to push her dumpy ass around in the stroller yet.

There has to be more than this going on in Hollywood today.

Tunics are SO summer 2005, Brit.

Evangelina, I hate to break it to you, but the numbers go 1, 2, 3. Each number is different from the last. Hehehe. Are they? I haven't noticed it.

When I was little, my sister, cousin, and I used to ride in the back of my uncle's truck in Bakerfield. In the summer, we'd see all these dead frogs smashed on the road, so we composed this little ditty, to which I dedicate to herbiefrog:

"Squishing froggies on the street, makes a tasty dinner treat! Froggies are so good to eat, squishing froggies on the street! Da da da da da da da!"

Yeah, I know, it sucks, but it's about as good as the "poems" that he posts.

*Bakersfield* that's in CA. mofos.

Good one, Jacq.

Herbiefrog, I found your family.

http://www.kickassbbq.com/froglegs3.jpg

My condolences. They were delicious.

Man, Kfag is really letting his stache grow! Is he getting taller? I'm a little confused though. Why is he carrying the kid and Brit the bags of KFC?

jacq, read the whole thread - people kept complimenting certain posters, and when i went back to read the comments they didn't make sense. anyway, thanks for educating me on the numbers..i'm pretty good on one, two, and three, but i'm a little confused on what comes after ten. oneteen?

A book where John Stamos reveals everything I've ever wanted to know about his life?

Shortest book ever written.

#16 I agree 2! I think that lately Britany looks great. She seems to have come out of her hobo stage - but still most people don't have anything nice to say about her. One thing about her is she is always with Sean-Preston unlike most hollywood mums who dump them on the nanny. He also always look clean and well looked after - big ups Britany. I think everyone should just get over it and give her break for once.

Feed_Me: Santa Monica, CA. :)

#201
I'm in San Bernardino (aka San Bernarghetto). I believe we are the meth capital of the world. Woo hoo.

Fa Cube is a lucky motherfucker.

Hey, go check on my favorite homeless guy, OK? He's the one hanging out by the incline asking for donations on behalf of the Whitney Houston fan club.

Double unfortunate for Paul that Heather Mills invented divorce and wrote most of the divorce laws in the major governments of the world. She also invented music, which means Paul owes her $8 trizillion dollars. What's "trizillion?" Heather made it up.

202: Remember, they're not crackhouses, they're crackHOMES. I always like the way that methamphetamine factories are called "labs". Exactly how much research goes on in one of those labs? Plus, if they really are labs, shouldn't the staff be eligible for Nobel Prizes?

Ari:

I like the guy with the shopping cart full of empty plastic bags who sleeps on the bench near Ye Olde King's Head, myself. But I'll be sure to tell your guy "hi". :)

#129 WTF? YOu screwed my pc, you sick b...!

Feed_Me_Chocolate... interesting. San Bernardino... THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!!!

Feed_Me_Chocolate LMAO - did you get some taters with that?

@173

Yea but the point to selling something is selling something people want.

Jesus fucking Christ, trophywife -- I don't like to start shit with people, but what the hell is THAT?! No wonder your daughter hates you.

P.S. You are disgracing the American flag. In that photo, the flag isTOUCHING THE GROUND. Fucking A, do it with the flag of Texas, not the stars and stripes. It's disgraceful.

Also, you might want to reconsider your plastic surgeon. Or sue him. YIKES.

Post #139 "Gas_up"

God, that was such perfect comic timing...still giggling over it!

Jeez, don't any of you have children? if so, then why the hell do you want to disssss-- Britney? It's already been established that she lacks intelligence. With what she does have she's trying her best......you all gotta start your own stupid forum/chat room. not interested in whether or not that was funny (giggle, ha,ha cute) nor whether or not Tom Cruise Loves the cock, because we all know that HE FUCKING DOESN'T and that he's just as straight as all you god damn mother fuckers who've got a PENIS ENVY issue.

I hear Paul has a leg up on Heather in their divorce proceedings so he should come out of it ok... I didnt know Collin Farrell was Britneys nanny. No wonder she is smiling in that picture. Collin is the man!!

At last!!! She is getting sexy again.

Let's hope Kevin gets a brain haemorrhage so Brit can forget him and come back to the limelight.

Can people stop saying "Fag" I don't think it's appropriate if that lady can go on about the site not being Jesusy enough then I can rant about homophobia it's not like you guys don't all bang chicks up the ass. And not every gay guy has AIDS it's called CONDOMS.

Bo:

Are you a fag?

Trophywife, have you seen Chris Isaak in concert? I wanna, hopefully this summer in AC.

It's not Fag it's "GAY" you can say Gay. G.A.Y. spells GAY. Why don't you make up shit about Britney being a DYKE - WOULD THAT EXCITE YOUR SEXLESS LIFE?

You people can't crap on about what Edna Banbrick says in the Brandon Davis page because you are JUST AS SMALL MINDED!! Go back to your Yankie churches and your Bible bashing you're just fucked in the head.

# 89 too funny

DON'T BOTHER REPLYING BIG JIM JUST GO SOME BIBLE STUDY WITH YOUR ENFANTS *LAUGHS IN A FAGGY WAY

I don't know, I find David Spade curiously attractive in a perverse, demented sort of way...........me likeee!

um...sweetcheeks... "jesus fucking christ" isn't disgraceful?? say what?

and if you could look past my rack who 99% of the male and 98% of the female population actually think looks pretty good, you would see it's not a real flag but a fucking beach towel.

i've seen your usually right-on comments on here, can't ya find something better to do on a saturday morning? geezzzz

back to disgracing my daughter, thanks ;)

tropywife, you climb the tree, you put that kind of picture up, you're just fucking asking for it. Remember? We had this talk before.

Honestly, I'm not trying to piss you off, but you can't really think posting that picture on the net is going to make your daughter do anything but HATE you. Lizzy Borden, really.

If you found a picture of your MOTHER on the net draped in an "American Flag" beach towel (using the moniker "tropywife," no less), an ax blade would be all you had coming. You know it.