First to have herpes!

Wow.... poor Matt. But you know what? maybe he's looking to get on the dis list for a while :o)

And seriously, lately her jubblies have been wayyy bigger. Either she found Victorias Secret or she had something done.. I'd bet the former because the latter would require too much time away from the cameras. What happened to "I like being flat chested!"

I must have a pair of those Christian Louboutin shoes. They are awesome.

But she is a skank.

TCLTC

Holy crap! I have never seen a faggier pair of shoes then those shown in the last picture. Even worse than the STDs, it's those "Paris thought they were hot" shoes, man!

I'm ashamed to live on the same planet as her.

SECOND!

Holy crap! I have never seen a faggier pair of shoes then those shown in the last picture. Even worse than the STDs, it's those "Paris thought they were hot" shoes, man!

FIRST!!!I DON'T CARE!!!!FIRST

is that rug burn on her knees??

trojan pride!

Ok, why are we being blocked????

They're just jealous. Jealous that they aren't getting the super herpes!

Oh yeah, third! since we're counting...

Pansy. But hey, maybe Paris gets off on that. She can bitch-slap the little pussy until he screams "HERPES!!"

Does she know (or care) that her bra is completely exposed?

She looks like she got a boob job recently.

She also invented the super duper push-up bra 5000.

USC head coach to Matt Leinhart:

"Snap out of it you little bitch!"

That's ironic, because Arizona is ashamed of Matt Leinart.

Her blacks don't match. WTF is with his hand? Why does it look like he shaved it just past the knuckles?

Nice rug burns on the knees there, Paris.

#5:

Considering that she exposes her skanky vag on a regular basis to any small child walking by, I don't think she does care.

#5 Uh, no. I am pretty sure she has a team of scientists working around the clock to find a way for her ass not to stick to the seat of her McLaren so she can walk around in her regulation uniform of thong and pasties.

Thats the new "Very Sexy" Victorias Secret push up bra. . .Thats why she doesnt care if it shows. . . She's like "look at my boobies". . . And that Football player has the ugliest watch in the world!
I do like the dress thought. . .yes, I'm done.

GOD DAMNIT - Since when has it become socially acceptable for grown men to cry? All these pansy, 'in touch with their emotions', emo men are RUINING the whole male sex.

Oh and by the way, I'm a gay guy saying this.... MEN STOP CRYING LIKE CHILDREN!!!!
Jesus.

#5 Uh, no. I am pretty sure she has a team of scientists working around the clock to find a way for her ass not to stick to the seat of her McLaren so she can walk around in her regulation uniform of thong and pasties.

#6 BigJim, please feel free to use the term "regulation uniform of thong and pasties" in your creative writing.

where's lienart?

her tights make her legs look scaley

He cried over Paris Hilton? Wow, her vagina must have magical powers.

Of course they told him to stay away from her- do you know how hard it is to run away from a 300 lbs lineman when your crotch is burning from herpes sores. That ain't simply jock itch. Anyway the NFL provides women for them to bang that have been tested and re-tested. There is no need for him to waste time putting up with her bullshit when he has a buffet at training camp. And by buffet I mean-all you can eat- just like Cracker-Jack- The More You Eat the More You Want

How anyone could fuck that skanky whore is beyond me. How could he NOT know about her super-herpes? Does he have some kind of super-condom or something, I'm sure it could spread even if he triple-bagged it. There are crack-addicted, STD ridden, HIV-positive prostitutes out there that are cleaner than her. Wow, I sure used a lot of hyphens in this post...fascinating.

#5 uh, no. In fact, I believe Paris has a team of scientists working around the clock to find a way that her ass will not stick to the seat of her McLaren while she is wearing her regulation uniform of thong and pasties.

Car Salesman Land-Man:

"What's it gonna take to put this Land-Cock into you today?"

#6.

Thanks BigJim. I guess you have a point.

I still don't know who sherry-co is?

He was probably crying from humiliation, or he has herpes in his eyes now too which is entirely possible.

#5--I am fairly certain she's aware of it and doesn't really give a shit. Syphilitic cumdumpsters don't tend to care too much about things like modesty.

My question is: did I miss something? Did Paris buy herself some tits or something? Or is that just 3 inches of foam and wires boosting her swollen 'skeeter bites up into what looks like cleavage?

He's only upset because now that he's been with her, no other female would touch him.

@5--- I think we should all be thankful she was wearing a bra at all

Otherwise, I'm just feeling way too laid-back to think of anything witty to say about this oozing twat.

(Or what Big Jim said...) *blush*

Looks like she's got a bit of rug burn on her knees...surprise surprise

Dammit post my comments already

He should be ashamed of himself...VERY ASHAMED, because he's putting himself at risk of catching the super Paris herpes. YUCK!

sherry-co is a rabid scientologist who you can find defending her "faith" on all the Tom Cruise Loves The Cock posts.

She's also fat.

Dammit post my comments already

wow

WTF is she wearing on her legs and WHY !!!!!!!!

ILovePapaSmurf - you dont look like the type to be celeb. bashing. . .I saw your MySpace. . .

ahhh

eh

Testing 1-2-3
Comment sensoring is no fun! :(

When is this stupid cunt going to die?

Too bad she can't get that crazy eye fixed!

...and ladies, white fishnets don't make you look sexy, they make you look like your leg skin has somehow morphed into fish scales.

she *is* fat

?

>

whatever gents...

catchin her stuff is a right to passage...

passage of nasty sharts in your immune system.

Have you all seen that video of Brandon Davis - out with Paris and her entourage? Brandon Davis is letting off a stream of nastiness about Linds. Paris is telling him what to say and cracking up.

she is a skank....but I love her handbag

thats definitly NOT leinart. God I love football players. between him, tom brady and ben rothlisberger. all of them are hotter than most of these metro-sexual celebs on this site.

Paris Hilton has scurvvy.

why is it each time i see a picture of paris i get this uncontrollable urge to grab a bobble head, throw it in the street and watch the cars run over it?

Paris has grown boobs over night or she's shoved her mosquito bites in a super mega wonderbra.Dirty slut!

Man! Am I the only one that sees the rug-burns on her knees? Man... bj sure are a bitch...

Oh and by the way... I am proud to be the first to say... TCLTC!!!

One thing good I'll say about Paris, her connection must get her some righteous ganga, because she looks baked out of her skull in these photos.

Or it could just be her incredibly low IQ.

All day and I can't comment.

help me....

I think they both deserve one another.

the 'fish is so sad and lonely today. either edna really DID report everyone, or we need a tom cruise story. now.

How can I attempt to be humorous when my posts don't show up?

It takes a delicate balance of cocaine and pot to keep that stoned look AND the scrawny body. I applaud her personal 'pharmacist'.

Am I allowed to post now?

Who would want to pop that herpes infected cum bubble? (BigJim - you can use that phrase in one of your stories. It would be an honor.)

Oh MY Big Jim!! Even when Im no where to be found, you still can't get me out of your mind...and I'm convinced that you not only LOVE ME...but that you also MISS ME!! Which is a wonderful gesture but I date anyone with a pot belly...sorry..just not attracted to such a feature in a man..but I'm sure there are plenty of fat-lovin-women out there for you...

doesn't it look like she has fish net stockings on? or am I seeing that wrong..

How much do you wanna bet she goes after him more.... the heiress loves drama & to get what she isn't allowed to have....

I honestly don't know why anyone in there right mind would want to date her... did anyone else unfortunately experience her porn tape??? "Ouch that still hurts" should never be said in a porn tape & I'm no expert but c'mon. That tape alone is her worst pr ever... she was a lifeless fish. Now she's a lifeless fish with a STD (possibly). RUN MATT RUN!!!!

Paris has inspired me to go Blonde. I think i'm going to do it this weekedn. I can't beat her, so i'll join her.

yup

yup

#11

She had a boob job, just a 34B, that is why:
a) Photogrpahed last month coming out of the Plastic Surgeon's office.
b) Also last month, had a wardrobe malfunctiom and showed it off for all of us to see. Did you miss that?

Note the time. No Superficial post about the Brandon Davis "Firecrotch" incident. What gives?

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/paris-and-brandon-davis-the-incredible/20060517111709990001

Ugh! Can't we force her to wear a pirate's patch so we don't have to look directly at that lazy eye? I can hear her now, "Aaargh! Look at me squished barwench titties or ye'll be givin' me 50 lashes in me Herpe-Hole. Aaargh!"

Nice fish net stockings, by the way. Real classy.

banned?

banned?

@20, you're probably right. For any other chicas out there who are the natural average (which pre-silicone & saline overpumping was about 32b-34b) or below, you KNOW that she was not a 34b prior to these recent shots, and was most likely an a-cup, and super-pushup bra or not, you cannot make cleavage like we've seen lately without some sort of enhancement.

Hello Everyone

aha, found a link, totally got a boob job:

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/006903.html#6903

Can I post YET?!?!?!?

What's with the posting problems? That freak Edna messing it up for a bunch of us?

The Arizona Cardinals just became my favorite NFL team... seriously...

Note the rugburn on her knee in the second-to-last pic. Proof that morons are still willing to risk getting the firecrotch by sleeping with this whore.

I'm not that surprised. Matt Leinart is a total dick. He deserves everything he gets.

Thanks to Paris, it won't be long now until every single man, woman, child, and animal in the Americas, Europe, Asia, Africa and Australia will have super herpes.

She's the Typhoid Mary of our day.

'Tis better for that Leinhart man
to have been in Paris than in Lindsay Lohan
But it is good to know that he was pounding that tush
After all, he could be like Tom Cruise and be drilling Reggie Bush.

test TCLTC

WOOHOO!!

Oh my! I do believe that it IS rugburn on her knees!

tcltc

HOLY CRAP.....I don't know what the fuck that was about, but I know this: anyone who stands within 500 yards from Paris Hilton should wear a full body condom.

Sorry about the crazy posts, I think I was being investigated by "da man"... wants to put me down.

...quite frankly after looking at Paris' boney knee--I think Matt's real tears were from taking a knee shot in the nuts!
I vote we give the guy the benefit of the doubt...okay....I doubt it....

cookies!

# 38 - agreed!
it is a public service to expose every peen in parasite so the rest of us aren't toxified......
# 92 - you got any dirt to share with us?

TCLTC

replacing the emergency broadcasting service test message:
TCLTC

Paris Hilton makes me ashamed to be an American, a woman and a human. A total embarrassment to our species.

Wow, I get back from an all expences paid trip on the Sluts-R-Us cruise line (flagship Pole Dancer) and what do I find? The Superfish has gone all Bush Administration on our asses.

Oh, well. If it means no more eden, edna and iamabananaass. I guess its worth it.

If I knew her, I'd be ashamed too...
(thank GOd I dont know her..)

Multiple posts are almost as good as multiple orgasms. Skeet Skeet.

hala hala hala hala

CRUISINGFORCOCK...clearly you lead a sad life....eh I'm happy for you...tcltc...

hala hala? wtf is ur prob..just kidding wink wink

my eyes my eyes my eyes

my neck my back just like that

sherry-cunt:

You said: "I date anyone with a pot belly"

You go girl. Last I heard, Ron Jeremy was available.

TCLT<=====3

is it 5 yet?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ron jeremy is soooo grossssssss

i love you?

tcltc

#76 are you kidding?? there can ONLY be one reason why men flock to her. It's obvious. She's an heiress and everything she does in life is over the top. With the amount of money she is worth (by way of inheritance to the Hilton Hotel fortune) many many men will over-look her sluty dieseased ridden body for a chance of getting there hands on even a bit of her inheritance.

#112 so they'd get with her die a horrible herpes-infested death just so their graves can be covered in green?

aye I think not

TCLTC yes he does the little wanker.

Don't forget to dye me too Megan! We woudn't want the drapes to not match the carpet now would we?

109 Nice catch

#113 what other reason could it be? They have to be in denial, with hopes that all the rumors about her array of STD's were not true...but alas, by the time they figure out that the rumors are true...they are already doomed...afterall, look at the list of men she has gone through in the past 2 years..

#115 they don't need her money, they are after her ass, one that's the size of the Grand Canyon mind you but that's besides the point.

The men she's dating are all equally rich or loaded more than her...they're after the cunt, in more ways than one and the five seconds of fame her herpes-infested ass will give them

TCLTC

Gotta agree with radio4play - She tricks, er dates, for money, the bulk of her dudes don't. Leinart's signing bonus and salary will put him on equal financial footing with her, and his inevitable endorsement deals (Nike, Lamasil, and Valtrex) will put him above her.

Interesting footnote: I briefly dated Paris (3 hour relationship at The Standard in L.A. - don't worry, I used Sears Weatherbeater latex paint - crap holds up for 5 years). Funny thing was, when I reached up her skirt, it felt just like a horse eating oats. A horse with a drool problem at that.

So, does anyone think the rest of the team is going to make sure that Matt has to use his own whirlpool after practices and games?

80--I missed it :(

But now I can have a hearty retroactive laugh at the "I'll never get a boob job" bullshit she used to spout. Ha ha ha. Lying cunt.

Does anyone else call Ron Jeremy "The Hedgehog"????

I'm pretty sure the equipment manager of the Cards freaked when he saw that Hilton shit. Like buddy wants to be washing Lienhart's herpe infested uniform every fucking week...

Ron Jeremy is gross, but he makes me laugh...

What the heck is up with Paris's left -KNEE- dawm thats som sick lookin s---. Please buy another or stick to pants Woooo thats sick rich girl.

121...

I'm pretty sure his own mother calls him "The Hedgehog."

:0 <=====3

sherry cunt loves the cock

She's got scabs on her knees.

Because she's always on them.

Get it?!?

These Hilton sisters will never live up to the Hilton name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisy_Hilton

The Chicago Bears issued a similar warning to their star linebacker Brian Urlacher after he had been briefly dating her a year or two ago. She showed up in a skybox on Monday Night Football, and not long afterward they ceased to become an item. This appears to be standard operating procedure re Ms. Hilton for all NFL teams.

Ok, serious question here...
Why does her eye always look fucked up like that???

Paris has gotten so good lately at spreading the love, that you only need to look at that cock-eye and you get herpes

Ron Jeremy makes my clit wiggles. To the left.

Tom Cruise Loves Ron Jeremy's Cock.

And so does sherry-co.

Everyone on the Arizona team will know when Matt is having an outbreak when he showers in his boxers/swim trunks for a week.
I love me a big man though, and damn if Matt ain't tall, dark and handsome. But now he has herpes.

I saw Ron Jeremy in the airport last Christmas. I was flying to my grandparents in BF-ing Arkansas and he was at our ticket cuonter. The rest of my family was already there, so it was just me and dad. Oddly enough, my father pointed him out to me. I felt really freaky asking my dad to take a picture with him - he was really nice and friendly to everyone there - so I just banged him in the women's restroom while my dad watched our bags. I took all of him too, because I am an illustrious whore.

YOU GO!!GIRL *snaps fingers from side to side*

In my opinion... The Superficial "WAS???" by far the best funniest site of it’s kind. And the reason for this, the complete abandon with which one could post their thoughts... Sadly those days might be coming to a rapid end... seems the internet Nazi’s have officially arrived!!! and a fascistic way of thinking is at hand... Just like the government with the phone tapping debacle, The Superficial has seen fit to now monitor all of us closely... But don’t worry, it’s just for our own good you see... you know, to make the site better, more fun... and if they don’t like what you write, why of course then they will ban you immediately... But don’t worry because "For now we're approving everybody, but we're going to do a better job of "monitoring" comments since they've been getting out of hand lately."... Sad-sad-sad... I really loved this site... I have had some of the biggest laughs in my life reading some of the stuff on here... my special laugh thanks to pinky_nip, PapaHotNuts, Land-Man, Spacedog, oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, hugh_g_rection, Sodomy_is_for_Girls, Dr.Rokter, BigJim, Land-man, Italianstallion, jacq,... I hope the thought police won't make this be my last post...???

Ps... make sure you don't write ever "first" again!

SHIT I WOULD BE EMBARASSED TO EVEN BE RELATED TO THIS IDIOT.. LET ALONE VOLUNTARILLY HANG OUT WITH THE BROAD.. WHOOO-ARE

ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD -- I STILL WOULDNT WANT TO BE APART OF THAT GENE POOL..

ILL TAKE MY CHANCES ON THE LOTTERY

He needs the publicity cause he's playing in the Siberia of football...Arizona....By the way Matt the cleaners called and said come pick up your man suit.

He needs the publicity cause he's playing in the Siberia of football...Arizona....By the way Matt the cleaners called and said come pick up your man suit.

jesus, "shank" don't get your boxers in a wad. Maybe you're not annoyed as hell at all the ridiculous religious shit by sherry-co, edna, and lambananas and pro-tom cruise posts that get everyone riled up, which cause 176 posts not about celebrity bashing but personal bashing between all the people here....NOT what makes this site funny, or readable AT ALL. Beleive me, this is a step to ensure that these few offenders mentioned above don't ruin this site anymore, so Libraesque says relax

You would think Leinart's team wouldn't have to tell him to stay away from Paris, his momma should have told him so. No mom wants to see her son's face covered in herpes at the dinner table.

Paris Hilton has passed her saturation point - now she is over-saturated...with herpes.

Honestly, I felt bad 4 him when I saw that he was dating this HIV posterchild.

#38 I totally agree with you. ;)

wouldnt fuck either of them, ja or parasite