In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............

Shit, I'd make out with a dirty bus-station toilet seat for $108,000. Which is a lot cleaner than Kate Moss's mouth.

In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that jerk for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out fools............

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You just know that, while Green's wife would've been pissed, Hugh Grant was totally turned on by that kiss.

Oh, the differences between the sexes are fun.

In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that jerk for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out fools............

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For charity for Christ sake?! What kinda F-d up world do we live in?

In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that jerk for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out fools............

And then Pete Doherty came in and sprayed blood into Aunt Jemima's mouth.

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In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that jerk for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out fools............

Lesbian 'kisses' are so played out.

That is WAY hotter than the britney-madonna kiss.

I would really like to make out, i mean MEET, Kate Moss in person, she seems like she would be a fun person! haha

fucking awesome. Take notes guys, THAT'S how you kiss a woman

Can't wait to see Kate And Paris commit suicide together. They have outlived their importance on this earth

Hot girls making out with each other > oxygen

Real smart swapping spit with a chick whose mouth was recently wrapped around ajunkies dick. Then again if your already blowing Hugh Grant your probably fucked anyway..

You just totally waited for someone else to make the first post, didn't you?

I have no life today either, and I'm trying to drown out the Sesame Street playing in the background.

Aunt Jemima..heh...

eden:

If you are reading this, I hope you have been banned, you fascist fuckbag.

Well, since that eden fuckwad accused me of having no life because I've been living on this site for the past while, then perhaps an explanation is in order.

I have an MBA and make tons of dough as a marketing consultant by only working about 25 hours a week. The rest of my free time I write: science fiction, opinion columns etc.

The Superficial provides me with another writing outlet, and it gives me ideas for my science fiction stories. I just finished a story where one of the characters used the expression "herpes-ridden cuntrag."

This place is a goldmine for that kind of shit.

It's also infested with herpes-ridden cuntrags like eden, sherry-carpetmuncher, and HWMNBN.

test?

Eww, you can get STD's from someone's saliva.

I think I've been banned?

hello

Yes, creative insults are fun.

HWMNBN--I love the Voldemort reference. In fact, I picture he/she/it like that, though I might be being a tad generous.

BigJim - you kill me - I now come to Superficial just to get a laugh out of your comments. and ditto your comments to eden.

TENTH!!

Wait just a fucking minute! Let me get this straight... Kate Moss brought in $108,000 for a sixty-second kiss, while Paltrow got $50,000 for a whole yoga lesson??

I see how that Oscar's working for you, Gwen.

God, that is funny...

Please, SF, let me POST!

Jemima Khan?! Holy shit, that's the best name ever! hahahaha

been there done that....

Can I post yet?

You know, when it comes right down to it, there is nothing better than two super hot chicks making out.
I really really love it.

Hot chicks making out with each other > oxygen.

Over a 100K to kiss a mouth that's been on Pete Doherty's dick. How about I spend 3 bucks on a Hot Pocket and 107,997 to take Kate and Pete out back, dip'em in liquid nitrogen then knock'em over. I'd start to eat the Pocket while being entertained and watch them melt and coagulate to form Whitney Houston, just like in Terminatuh!

One question: where is that hand headed?

All right, well now it's official, Kate Moss is a Lesbian. The only reason she dated Billy Zane was to ride out the "Titantic" wave of fame and because they are both fans of "Rimmel" cosmetics. The only reason she dated Johnny Depp is because he is just so darn purty and could get her connectied to all the hottest bitches in Hollywood. The only reason she dated Jefferson Hack was because having a bastard child was so fashionable. The only reason she dated Pete Doherty was for the endless supply of drugs. It's sad that she and Tom Cruise just can't get it out of the closet already. It's 2006!

#5 Thank you. Brilliant.

In attempt to sabotage the Preakness in Maryland the Italian Stallion was shot and killed last night. This would have been his first time at the race and bookies would have made a killing. Due to this tragedy he will no longer be on the Superficial. I know, I know, why the Stallion and not another prize Horses ass will be a mystery for the ages. It will be good to know that some lucky dog will be feasting on that asshole for at least a week. Funeral services will be held before he is turned into dogfood. If you would like to go, it will be held right before the big race in his honor. Come say farwell to Italian Stallion for the last time. He will be greatly missed by a few, but there may also be a riot of happiness in the streets of Baltimore tonight.........Bye Stallion, it was fun while it lasted.......peace out bitches............

Philip Green scored major brownie points that night (and I personally feel that he made the right decision as Kate Moss *has* to be disease-ridden)!

So, Jemima Khan has $108,000 worth of cocaine in her mouth? Talk about numb-gums.

I can vouch for Kate Moss' charitable endeavors. Just the other day, proceeds from her Nikon commercial went to the Judge Smails Boner Foundation.

Philip Green and his wife at home after the charity event:

Philip: You made me look like a total pussy!
Wife: What? I didn't say anything!
Philip: When I won that bid you gave me that look that says 'I'll cut off your penis in your sleep and feed it to the dog if you kiss her.'
Wife: Oh please! I try to cut off your precious penis one time and you just can't let it go, can you?

I'd be afraid to catch something from either one of these skanky bitches.

I'm kind of hoping the superficial guy will fuck Moss and then die of some obscure disease... Thus leaving his position vacant so that someone with half a brain could at least step in and make this site more interesting.

Where is my fucking comment?

What the hell???

I don't get it.

Have you seen the things that have been posted today??

Why are you picking on me?

Ick, Kate isn't my lesbo cup of tea... Hmm... who is?? Let me fondle myself and think on it for a bit...

I wonder if Jemimas mouth went numb after swapping spit with that coke head...

OKAY...whatever.

@8-

It's ok. We love you anyways. You seem like a successful guy, Eden or whoever is probably 45 and still living with his mom. Or is a serial killer. Either one seems likely. He's probably jealous of you, me, anyone who has a better, more productive life (which is 99.9% of the US). Whatever, we should all just ignore him, like we do to "He who must not be named". Maybe then he/she/it will go away and take some of these retards* with him.

*Retards, you know who you are.

@8
No need to explain yourself Jim, especially for the sake of that ill human being. You are fun and a smokin' bod to boot;)

Does anyone else want to marry thesuperficial guy for mentioning evil space ninjas and pizza?
I do, a little.

Hello everyone.......

nice. i'd kiss her for 5 bucks. i'm broke.

My top 3:

Osh, pinky-nip and Feed_Me_Chocolate. And BigJim's wife. (Better make that 4)

Green is a genuis, all married men should take note. He got away with getting turned by a hot lesbian kiss and got brownie points from his wife for not taking it for himself. That's using your brain.

TCLTC TCLTC TCLTC

THERE BAN THAT SHIT

HAHA i KNEW IT...PUSSIES

happy happy joy joy

The cunt drives a Range Rover! I want it!

tcltc

Boing! Watching two chicks kiss never gets old. It's the hottest thing ever.

Ever!

Sorry about all those extra posts I don't know what the hell is going on .............

"Kate Moss brought in $108,000 for a sixty-second kiss, while Paltrow got $50,000 for a whole yoga lesson??

I see how that Oscar's working for you, Gwen."

bwwaaha ha ha haaha *snort!*

#30 is funny.

Should I graciously take a solo bow, or did anyone else follow my lead Monday when I posted that I had contacted the Superfish, and begged them to ban SHerry-Co, Edna, and Labananas, so that this site could get back to the funny shit that it is???????

Ooh, ooh! Take a bow! A big ole bow!

Krisdylee!! How am I not on your list?

i was skimming through superfish and thought at first the title of this was Kate Moss Loves Chastity. Which made me stop and read as that was rather startling. Because I always thought she was a dirty whore. Imagine my relief at finding out that I am still correct and she is, in fact, a dirty whore.

Fuck me, Cruising... SO SO SO Sorry.. Truly. Here, just to make it up to you, come sit on my face..

C'mon, Cruising. Don't be mad.... I think you are very deliciously cunty, and I heard through the grapevine that you taste like strawberry milkshake. Is that true???

nice

After the kiss, Kate and Jemima looked at each other and simultaneously said "Oi! Yo mouth tastes like sperm."

Interesting piece of trivia: in a bizarre harmonic convergence, the exact same sentance was simultaneously said by John Travolta and Tom Cruise, at "The Manhole" in West Hollywood, CA that very same night.

This 69 is for you Krisdylee!

Damn it. I wanted 69 for my Krisdylee.

seriously, I am going to have to fuck the balls off of my hubby tonight.... all the while, thinking of cruising's 69... ah, fuck, I just slid right off my chair. Dammit.

There is my sexy tart. If you're thinking of me, there better be hair pulling, and ass smacking. I'm talking about leaving marks.

Jemima's a bit of a butterface, but nothing Kate sitting on it wouldn't cure.

Jemima's a bit of a butterface, but nothing Kate sitting on it wouldn't cure.

oh, whatever would Imran Khan say?

Man I'd be afraid to let Kate Moss get that close to my face. She might suddenly be overcome by years of starvation, decide to start eating again and chew my face off.

Why on earth would Jemina want to put her tongue into a place that was lately a receptacle for Pete Doherty's schlong?

Celebs are baffling. Or maybe they've just evolving into an STD-resistant breed of super-people.

This is LL's best chance of taking the high-ground and going into gossip-rehab. Funny old world, same thing seems to be happening to Britney.

For the record, I think red-hair is pubic-ly sexy. Publicly too.

Isn't fucking fun? I mean, I love to fuck. Love it. I fucking love to fuck.

sincerely,
krisdylee

It is fucking lame to ban people who go "off topic" on this site. Pretentious and lame.

Oh, and fuck off.

Dear BigJim,
Please stop flogging the bishop and come to bed, eh? I want you to play mountie and I'll be the moose, you know, like we used to...
Signed,
BigJim's Wife

So this Moss chick is the same one that puts out AND swaps spit with that Pete "the human sewer" Doherty. Given the choice, I'D RATHER TAKE A BULLET TO THE GROIN, it will be A LOT less painful than what I would catch.

@85

Would you take a hollow point? Because that's all I've got right now...

those will do nicely :)

perhaps this poor girl was controlled positive of the anti-drug test !!!

http://www.lezlife.com

Hugh Grant's girlfriend's name is Khan?

What the fuck?

Oh my god those two skeletons are kissing!

Who let them out of the haunted house ride?

I don't know why I like Kate Moss. She's definitely trashy, but for some reason I can't bring up the venom to hate her. Maybe because she seems like a nice person, I don't know. I would like to hate her, but I can't (despairs).

#58 you are so right! Green probably got five years of stroke material from a 60 second kiss. He's probably having a joygasm right now. And he ended up looking (almost) like a gentleman! FUCKING BRILL, guys.