this better be first!!!!!!!!!

SAFE!

Third! Big whoop.

Taking lessons from Naomi, is she?

I was there until that last pic. I think I need to see more angles of this bitch before I pass judgement. The angle I am thinking about is looking down at the top of her head.

My Land-Cock is bigger than Lichtenstein...flacid.

I am in complete agreement with the editor. If you look like that, you beat the shit out of anyone you please.

I'm only good looking enough to be allowed to beat the shit out of fat midgets.

Mmmmm, now you see if Paris looked like this, we could forgive her almost anything: note i said almost. Being a pin head herpes blow up doll is round about the frickin limit.

I can see it in her eyes, she's that hot bitch who knows she's hot and hates anyone who disagrees. I hate chicks like that. Low self esteem is such a turn on.

Giddy Up........

through --> "threw"

This chick is hot enough to make Tom Cruise stop loving the cock.

Well, almost.

Allow me to be a lesbian with you, ma-lady.

She's one of those girls that brings out the "bi" in me. Damnit.

And just for the record, if you're a blogger and don't know the difference between "through" and "threw," you've failed horribly. You might as well just cut out your brain, you big dummy.

(unless of course you're a dumb blogger who looks like adriana lima, (and i know you do). in that instance you can throw me threw a window anytime).

She can beat my little man in the canoe anyday.

She's very pretty but something about her teeth really pisses me off.

@15- I never heard that before..that's so cute!

question: what is this skank good for...

answer: "SPERM RECEPTACLE"

@17: Thanks! His nickname is BigJim. (hee-hee)

This just in:

Tom Cruise was reportedly in serious condition after being admitted to hospital complaining of severe intestinal cramping. Doctors conducted an emergency rectal vacuuming and removed four gallons of semen from Mr. Cruise's colon.

He is now recovering, and his condition has been upgraded from "serious" to "just fabulous."

Pinky and Zanna, I have to go masturbate now.

Yummy, Yummy in my tummy!

Being slapped by someone that looks like that would probably be considered foreplay. Can't you just see her as a dominatrix? OK, fine, just me...

@21 - think THREESOME.

Who is this chick and why do we care????

she has way too much clothes on.

When I look at her, it's like looking in the mirror. Really.

Who the fuck is this person?

thats not exactly the proper behavior for a "virgin" now is it?

@ 28 a better question is how can I fuck this person....repeatedly

#25 and 28:

We don't give a flying gerbil out of Tom Cruise's ass WHO she is. All we care about is how smoking hot she is.

Maybe if you too weren't ugly enough to scare the warts of a troll then you'd understand that. Hell, I bet you both make fat midgets look good.

What kind of billionaire Prince is this punk? If I were a billionaire Prince and this bitch slapped me, I would take her right in the middle of the party, make her suck me clean and loudly announce that I can do that since I am a billionaire AND a Prince.

This chick is a dead lay. Been there done that. She's all about "I'm hot and shouldn't have to do anything." I prefer chicks who like to move that ass in bed.

Gerald:

I call bullshit. Any chick who will beat the crap out of a guy in public is gonna be one mean-ass bucking bronco in the sack.

A guy like you might not survive.

Hotter than i could deal with. I'd want her, but the premature ejaculation during foreplay would be embarrassing. Out of my league, for sure.

26, i'm with you

That's true, punking a prince in front of his subjects does show a psycho side, and everyone knows psychos are the best in bed.

Point taken.

@25, 28 & 33 are you guys related to TCLTC?

all that AND she's a virgin too! or so she claims.

@28 - She's in all the Victoria's Secret catalogs, and she has the same look in EVERY picture. She's like the Derek Zoolander of female modeling.

I have to agree with BigJim in 34..only because I remember this one time, my boyfriend called me the Town Pump when we were at the Chicken Bone and I got so bullshit I took the darts off the bar and put them into his thigh.

BEST SEX EVER that night. True Story.

Clearly this is a penis only thread. Sorry. You guys should really spend more time trying to get laid for real.

Adriana Lima....more proof that God Loves Us And Wants Us To be Happy.

She can beat the pocket rocket until it throws up... she definitely has mayonaisse face written all over her.

a bucking bronco who has never, ever had an outlet remember?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/15/adriana_lima_still_a_virgin_1.html

Yes Zanna... Angry, after a fight sex is AWESOME! An old boyfriend and I got into a huge fight and then we started just going at IT and broke a damn pool table.

True story. I still can't look at a pool table without touching myself.

Adriana Lima looks like a man.

yes, Pinky...it's true...ANGRY sex is the BEST sex. And is probably why when I see BigJim get all pissed off and violent in his posts, my clit throbs.

@34 &47
I agree, angry sex is awesome.

Glad to know I'm not the only one with triple-X thoughts when I see a pool table.

So, all I have to do is turn into a billionaire prince of a tiny european nation to date Adriana Lima?

Now I know what to do with my life!

So did anyone else notice her shoes are way too small?

Oh yeah, you weren't looking at her feet--silly me.

don't hate. Adriana Lima is one of the top 10 most beautiful women to have walked the earth. I'd kill my own mother to look like that.

Just kidding, but I would seriously consider it.

That was supposed to say @45 & 47... oops.

That's okay, Ari. The important thing is that you are down with Angry Sex.

I, personally, am good looking enough to beat the shit out of Adriana Lima with a dead baby and make on-lookers applaud with my deft blows and roundhouse kicks.

@44: Okay, so she hasn't had a "real" dick" and wants to wait for marriage for a man.

In the meantime....I'll pop it with my strap-on.

I am WAY to over-sexed today. I better call up my Sponser, Charlie Sheen.

I know...I'm feeling over sexed now too but I'm just going to go with it.

Awww, fuck. Now I have to go jerk off again. I'm running out of kleenex over here.

*Ding Ding Ding*

Round II for BigJim:

He's beating the Bishop!!

If one can't have a team of South Korean geneticists clone Adriana Lima into a harem of lookalikes who will worship the ground one walks on, what's the point of being a billionaire?

She's a virgin? No wonder she's so cranky.

Over-sexed seems to be the theme for the day.

Fuck, it's hot as hell in here...

Once again, I would dig up Mother Theresa's grave and hold hands with the Pope while I fucked this woman. I'd give her the HotNuts real slow and sensual, the let her have the Papa at full throttle.

She completes me.

I say we all play a little game called "who the fuck's in my mouth"

It hot as hell outside where I live. Pretty soon I'm going to rip my shirt off and go for a run down by the river, past all sorts of hot babes on rollerblades who are going to get wet seeing my manly pecs as I go past.

Then I'm going to go home and pound the hell out of my wife, and I'm going to last forever because I already pulled my goalie twice today.

Then, if I have any energy left, I'll go find some fat midget and kick her in the cunt.

I was going to go running topless today, too, but then I remembereed the tragic 11 car pile-up from last time. Blood, glass, and man-sauce everywhere...

It's wet and rainy here. I'm actually sneaking out the office in a 1/2 hour and meeting my man for martinis and eventual hot sex.

Thanks a lot Adriana, BigJim and Zanna! You've perked up my man's day! LOL!

#64:

Let me know the next time you plan to do that and I'll make sure to fasten my seat belt.

34 & 36: As a woman, I'd say that Gerald is right. The only thing Adriana Lima would get psycho about is money. Prince Billionaire probably forgot to buy her a present on his birthday. Guarantee it: she just lays there.

You gotta tell a high-maintenance bitch like that to don't sweat the petty. Just be a good girl and pet the sweaty.

66 - I don't run through Ontario but if I do one day make sure to fasten your tuke, eh?

I'd do a one-man DP scene with her.

Gorgeous, granted - but look at HER TOES!!! Like hammer heads!!

I'd also like to add that no way does this chick smoke pole. She's not happy, she's pissed that you aren't grateful enough that you are banging her. Afterall, she he-bitch slapped a biliionaire prince in public.

Osh:

It's Alberta, and toque.

You just failed igloo 101.

first..Big Jim....I love it when you talk like that.

Second...You are welcome, Miss Pinky!! All I'm doing tonight is taking my man to get a suit for my sister's wedding.

Nothing makes me dry up like the Sahara like that.

I fail igloo 101, but I pass ignorant redneck honors. So there.

Gerald...are you grumpy today, honey?

Sorry guys: she looks to ordinary to me. I've seen better.
(and I think she has the same eye-problem than Paris, IMO)

Zanna:

You have a man? What about the rant about midgets being able to get laid but you go home to an empty apartment?

Man, I love Lima. This chick is fucking smokin'

SMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIN' FIIIIIINE!

He has his own place...we don't live together. AND he's moving to North Carolina. :(

Prince Wence of Lichtenstein is the heir to the largest royal fortune left in Europe. This bitch is fooling herself if she thinks should couldn't be replaced in 30 seconds by him. She needs to tone it down.

And BigJim..I wasn't complaining they could get laid so much as they had a family and someone to come home to. Oh now I'm showing my sensitive side. I was trying to avoid that!

all this talk is making my clit wiggle.

Okay, stop it. I have to leave some jizz for the wife.

She would be aight if she didnt have that "grass snake" on her ankle.

Sorry but adriana lima is fugly. Her teeth annoy the crap out of me and she looks like a complete dumbass.

BigJim...promise you'll think of me just a little when your banging her tonight. I think that would make me feel pretty. Yea..yea, it would.

krisdylee when your clit wiggles my labia flap wildly and it's very noisy and disturbs those working around me so please tell your clit to settle down.
Signed,
The Management

Zanna, if thats your real picture you can come to the Stable anytime you want and it's not like finding a needle in a haystack, so come prepared because I'll be prepared to cum........

krisdylee
You always say the right thing at the right time. You had me at "clit wiggle". I think I love you.

Zanna:

That would be a lot easier to do if I knew what you looked like. Is there a picture of you on the website you link to?

Hopefully she takes it Angelina Jolie style, while opening a beer with her teeth AND rolling him a fatty, otherwise that shit's just not worth it. She better be the one calling for the pizza later on too....

@91...yes...after you click "enter here".

@89 - be careful what you wish for....

I don't know who she is... so why do I care? All this site reports on are peopel I don't know, Paris, Britney, and Tom Cruise. Get somethign new a fresh.

That's what happens when you invite a skank coke head model to your party! Only way to keep these airhead bimbos happy is by feeding them coke and vodka

Sexy--Love the cat eyes; hate the weird teeth. Was there until the blowing kiss pose--from stunning to stunned in 30 secs flat...

Zanna- are the chick with her right hand above her tit?

@93 from the great Pink Floyd, "Wish you Were Here", sitting on my face.....sorry added a line

She's invited to make her attempts to maul me and I in kind will bust that hymen in no time flat.

Let's call it a draw.

Hey Zanna, is it true that Providence hos like chowda? If so, please describe in 25 words min. Include references.

Oops, she did it again...

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/articles/_a/another-parental-faux-pas-for-britney/20060516093809990001

@97 - yup..and there should be some others but they always take them and they never put them up.

@ 100. I'm gonna assume you mean Texas Twat Sauce?

When the revolution comes brain dead bags of plasma like this useless cunt will be the first against the wall...

@98...the most fucked up things make me feel purrty... ; )

Zanna, not grumpy at all. Actually quite happy, just started vacation and leaving for the Yucatan tomorrow. I've just dated chicks like this too many times. I'll stick to hot chicks with self esteem issues, you know, strippers :P

What time's the next bus to the pavement leaving?

Dear Zanna,
You failed to describe your love for chowda in a 25 word minimum format. You shall be accordingly spanked with a AAA Road Map. Also, the reason why the club owners take pictures but never put them up is because either the pictures look like shit and they don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or they are being put to some other use, like personal, for instance. To retrieve your pictures demand either compensation or copies of the pictures that are not soiled with club owner chowda.
Signed,
Abby

I don't mean to be rude, but who is she? I've never heard of her. She looks like a puppet.

Not everybody has a brain
Not everybody's going sane
Not everybody wishes well
Not everybody's heaven's hell
Sometimes there's someone to blame
Sometimes a place for shame
Sometimes good's better than bad
All the time I'm better than you

Stop! Hammer toes!

Every time you see them, those Hammer toes are just so hype
They're jammed into those sandals and the the smell is just so ripe.

hey! 107 - i just wanted a little clarification on the CHOWDAHHH....

Gerald...TAKE ME WITH YOU.

#108, I have her all over my 'naked ladies' folder... For the record, they're never completely naked...

I'm not sure if I'm all turned on because the accruals finally downloaded or if it's all this nasty talk.

She's alright, I guess. Looks like a poor man's Angelina Jolie to me.

I think Angelina is way trashier than this one. Lima's kind of generic in comparison with her though...

Kick her out of bed?

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UN-197779&page=2&cgname=OSSALBIKZZZ&rfnbr=2431

I'm personally of the opinion that women who look like this and act like bitches are not entirely women that are worth fighting over, going out with or even having sex with. She was being playful with him, however, she takes advantage of her looks and gets away with everything because she's "hot". Good for her!

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEENTH!!!! OMFG

ps adriana lima is fucking hot

#109 - Bananas

You annoy me.

"So did anyone else notice her shoes are way too small?

Oh yeah, you weren't looking at her feet--silly me."

I was looking at her feet. They're nice.

And those sandals look like they fit. You wanna see a chick in shoes that don't fit...Kate Beckinsale.

ok a few things here mother fuckers

1) bigjim- you obviously have no life at all u are always on this mother fucking website mother fucking posting mother fucking comments you mother fucking loser

2) eye use to knot no who this mother fucking chick was, then eye saw her ass on some victoria secret shit and den eye finally knew. her face is all right but her body could drop a couple pounds like giselle. she is kinda thick but this bitch is overrated. i thought she was a black bitch at first, and everyone no's black girls as ugly as fuckin shit that floats in my toilet and are a waste of space in this country anyway.

3) everyone on this board are shallow mother fuckers and need to look into the good of things im done with you jew loving freaks

adriana lima is SO AMAZING!!

how could some of you NOT know who she is?

shes one of victoria secrets top 10 PERFECT angels, seriously. its scientifically proven and everything.

have any of you people read about her before bashing her for personality problems? she tutors kids, and helps kids learn to read and all that other stuff. she has a great personality. really. ive read about it.

anywaysss, yeah she was probably having a great day. shes still amazing & stunningly gorgeous

<333 christyyy

I'm sick of this skank, she needs to get her beaver teeth fixed.

Seriously, is there some conspiracy? Why is she in the press all the time lately? She been one of the lease attractive Victoria Secret models for like 6 years now, why is she so famous all the sudden?

Puh-leeze!
"virginity" today just means she takes it in the ass.

Well, Shes as HOT as I am... We should date

#121: Yay for racism and promoting eating disorders!

Come on everybody:

YAY!

Jolly good Prince Wence jerked off
on the tits of Lima.
Soon the cum was dripping down,
deep and thick and even.

20/21 You know how I know you're gay? You report on Tom Cruise getting his ass drained and then announce the need to jerk off.

Heh. Spacing my good man, spacing. :)

Why is she so pretty!?

hi fa cube!

I fucking hate this cunt. Everytime I see her, I get bile rising in the back of my throat. I hope George Bush's puppet master puts the notion into his head that there is an oil reserve in her spinal cord and he starts drilling test holes. May she be covered in Gravy Train and thrown to a crazed pack of poodles (Berke Breathed).

She'd make a hot corpse, and I'm just the necropheliac for ya, bitch.

Like - this is no surprise.
Where was she ? The P.M.S. Lounge.
And George W is scaring brown eyed people with immigration troops.
It's enuff to make anyone Wence.

@ 121, the racist who said:

"i thought she was a black bitch at first, and everyone no's black girls as ugly as fuckin shit."

She is Black, White and Indian, from Bahia, Brazil. Yet everytime your fellow klansmen see her on the cover of one of your trailer park wives' Victoria Secret mags, you know you pitch a tent under those white robes.

She's a beautiful blend of races and you hate it, so I love it.

@ 121, the racist who said:

"i thought she was a black bitch at first, and everyone no's black girls as ugly as fuckin shit."

She is Black, White and Indian, from Bahia, Brazil. Yet everytime your fellow klansmen see her on the cover of one of your trailer park wives' Victoria Secret mags, you know you pitch a tent under those white robes.

She's a beautiful blend of races and you hate it, so I love it.

#121

What country are you from? Are you trying to sound like a retarded fuck? The dirt eating hill billies that raised you (your mom, who is also probably your baby's momma, and your dad, who probably took your virginity or showed you how to give a blow job) should have taught you how to spell - or at least the difference between "eye" and "I."

By the way, everyone "no's" that the top supermodels right now are Brazilian. So if "eye" were you, "eye'd" quit sounding jealous punk bitch who's tired of being penetrated by your father.

130 Hey Evangelia! Any news?

well there goes the neighbourhood...

I like how the fart button is right bellow her picture.

A photo of the happy couple starring Adriana Lima sans smoke and mirrors and a pissy looking prince. Seriously, almost EVERYONE can be made up to look good with and army of stylists, make-up artists and photoshop. True dat!

http://blog.absolutely.net/2006/04/22/Adriana_Lima_s_Boyfriend.html

#121 Eden, I'm going to reverse the order of two of your points so the complete hypocricy is even more clear.

3) everyone on this board are shallow mother fuckers and need to look into the good of things im done with you jew loving freaks

2) eye use to knot no who this mother fucking chick was, then eye saw her ass on some victoria secret shit and den eye finally knew. her face is all right but her body could drop a couple pounds like giselle. she is kinda thick but this bitch is overrated. i thought she was a black bitch at first, and everyone no's black girls as ugly as fuckin shit that floats in my toilet and are a waste of space in this country anyway.

So we're shallow but you complatin that she is thick, ugly, and could drop a couple pounds. Welcome To Club Shallow Tard.

Lima loves me. That little tongue fills my ass so well.

What in the HELL is she doing in the 4th pick on the top row? Trying to be sexy? Sheesh. She's so pretty I think I'm a lesbian now.

She's strokin' hot but she's got the smallest nipples I've ever seen - a major deficiency in my book.

For more info about Adriana visit.

http://www.adrianaunlimated.tk

You deserve to be slapped when your name is Prince Wence of Lichtenstein.

Zanna is hotter than AL anyday of the week! AL looks bitchy all the time and high, definitely someone I'd like to slap. AL also needs to do something about those horse teeth. When she closes her mouth, she's a lot hotter, but not someone I'd go les for!

I just regret that she s together with that man! He has a lot of money but he s not and i don t say this often very pretty, I m really asking what she gots on him! I m not a jeolous man but this might be a joke! Just take a look at superphotospace.com! I think she s still looking for somebody else when she s just made it to get rid from him!