May 15, 2006
Brooke Shields and Katie Holmes still being coincidental
Not only did Brooke Shields and Katie Holmes give birth on the same day in the same hospital, but now they're wearing the exact same Cartier Love bracelets. Brooke has been wearing hers for awhile and Katie was just given hers by Tom Cruise as a Mother's Day gift.
“She was spotted wearing the bracelet at her first public appearance since the arrival of [daughter] Suri at the L.A. ‘Mission: Impossible 3’ premiere,” a source tells the Scoop. “Since then, it appears Katie hasn’t taken Tom’s token of love off her wrist.” Shields has worn the bracelet a little longer. “I doubt Britney [Spears] will get any such item from her hubby,” quips the source, “but I guess a gal can dream!”
It's pretty clear Tom Cruise is so obsessed with Brooke Shields he's trying to turn his wife into her. She was the first person to expose his insanity and now he hates her so much he has to have her. Like that scene in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon when Ziyi Zhang is fighting with the barbarian dude and then all of a sudden they're making out. Love works in mysterious ways.
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Comments
1. Posted by karatekachick on May 15, 2006 05:53 PM
First? Maybe?
2. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 15, 2006 05:54 PM
She can't get it off because if she does, the bomb strapped to her will go off. Blow her right up to Xenu.
3. Posted by Jacq on May 15, 2006 05:56 PM
God damn it! I want this effen bracelet for my birthday next week! Too bad the cheapest one is $4500, Katie's is in the $18K range. You should see the shackles on her ankles.
4. Posted by Jacq on May 15, 2006 05:57 PM
Next thing, Brooke will be sporting rat teeth.
5. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on May 15, 2006 06:08 PM
What you didn't hear about, is that Tom went into the room where they keep the bioharzard material, fished Brooke's afterbirth out, and greedily ate it. Because Kate's placenta had only made him hungrier.
6. Posted by illkarate on May 15, 2006 06:09 PM
Both of them are hags....
7. Posted by rosie posie on May 15, 2006 06:17 PM
never even been this close to first, lol close enough tho im allways miles off
8. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 15, 2006 06:21 PM
“I doubt Britney [Spears] will get any such item from her hubby,”
Even if Federdoeslines did get her one, wouldn't she technically being buying it herself. I mean it is her money.
Hey Britney, skip the middle man and treat yourself to a nice scientolgy braclet, you can say K-Fed bought it.......Oh, and loose some evolutiondamn weight..........
9. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 15, 2006 06:24 PM
Be* buying....
10. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 15, 2006 06:26 PM
*scientology......damn bong
11. Posted by MeganHarris on May 15, 2006 06:33 PM
Whats up ?
12. Posted by ILovePapaSmurf on May 15, 2006 06:38 PM
Oh, come now. I bet they were secret lovers in the '80s, and they have a vast hatred for each other because Brooke still have the video tape of their escapades... sex toys included.
13. Posted by Giggles on May 15, 2006 06:39 PM
Assuming Tom Cruise is straight (and that's quite an assumption), he WISHES he could have Brooke Sheilds. She is literally and figuratively heads and shoulders above that clown.
14. Posted by saltpeanuts on May 15, 2006 06:50 PM
“Since then, it appears Katie hasn’t taken Tom’s token of love off her wrist.”
What is really coincidental is that Tom usually places his token of love directly on the chin of his male companions. She gets a Cartier bracelet, they get a beautiful pearl necklace.
15. Posted by BigJim on May 15, 2006 07:01 PM
Uh, I have a question:
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
16. Posted by smokeyrobinson on May 15, 2006 07:07 PM
#14...
He then tops it off with a Dirty Sanchez.
17. Posted by Zanna on May 15, 2006 07:25 PM
Your mission, should you decide to accept it.......
18. Posted by Bogart on May 15, 2006 07:42 PM
Holy Christ! Brooks Shields is transforming into Fabio.
19. Posted by Smokey Josie on May 15, 2006 07:57 PM
uh, isn't that just plain Kate Holmes now?
20. Posted by libertarienne on May 15, 2006 08:08 PM
TCLTC and Brooke is lookin' mighty manly these days, so it actually really makes sense.
21. Posted by teffi on May 15, 2006 08:14 PM
Considering that damn bracelet gets locked on, poor "Kate" can't take it off unless she chews off her arm........maybe she should start seasoning now.
22. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 15, 2006 08:16 PM
Brooke Shields is a MAN, baby. My dad has more ladylike eyebrows than that "woman", for God's sakes. She isn't aging well at all. And Katie looks a lot like Jamie Pressly in that pic, another chick who has hit the wall, HARD.
23. Posted by iambananas on May 15, 2006 08:49 PM
Why the fued? I like them both! Lets all get along!
24. Posted by sharkbite on May 15, 2006 09:03 PM
Holmes is nothing. Move on.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
25. Posted by ning_ning on May 15, 2006 09:39 PM
Brooke sheilds doesn't know what a baby is remember Blue Lagoon, she didn't even know she was on the rag. Dick nose tom is a control freak and crazed and why is everybody feeling sorry for poor katie, poor katie fuck kate, she is probably just as insane. She is only using the prick for his money anyway...Brooke told it like it is...Tom is an alien, she broke the newsflash... And speaking of a hag have you seen Tom mother now that is a hagman.
26. Posted by Zanna on May 15, 2006 10:04 PM
Is #25
1. Drunk
2. Affected by the phases of the moon
3. bi-polar
4. Chinese
27. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 15, 2006 10:26 PM
*sigh* It was inevitable that Brooke would finally start to slide. Ahh well, it was a nice long ride from the days of those Calvin Klein ads. Katie opted for more of the kamikaze nosedive into sic-transit-gloria-dom.
28. Posted by celebwatcher on May 16, 2006 12:18 AM
i guess KATE deserves something for pretending to be in love with a homosexual who artificially inseminated her and is paying her to be his girlfriend
29. Posted by ning_ning on May 16, 2006 12:35 AM
#26
I have bi-polar II, I'm a pisces so neptune rules my sign, yes I like to drink everyday 40's King Cobra. But when I go out I have cocktail's, and I might have a little Chinese in me, but I think my mama made a mistake on my birth certificate, she listed me as black. Now let me go to the store before it closes to get my drink on!
30. Posted by large_sized_teen on May 16, 2006 03:15 AM
Dude, I can totally see Tom with Brooke! More than I can believe his being with Katie! Maybe it 's her eyebrowss, but I can see Tom wanting Brooke.
I think the thought of them together is kind of hot. Yes, Tom love/hates Brooke now. She's married, though.
31. Posted by tarjamarja on May 16, 2006 04:08 AM
Wow, they even look alike in those photos.
32. Posted by Eye Candy on May 16, 2006 04:24 AM
#15 i totally agree i really dont care either.
33. Posted by prettierthanmeganharris on May 16, 2006 07:11 AM
me luv ning ning long time
34. Posted by prettierthanmeganharris on May 16, 2006 07:13 AM
Jim sweetie, have you been feeling alright lately, I sense some anger in your posts lately, and no, I'm not trying to be a smart ass.
35. Posted by Proteon on May 16, 2006 08:30 AM
Who would rather fuck Brooke Sheilds? That's what I thought.
36. Posted by Zanna on May 16, 2006 08:57 AM
#34 - I was thinking the same thing last night. BigJim...I'm here for ya, baby...and when I say "here for you" I mean I'll give you a free lap dance (the no touching rule does NOT apply to you) and a shoulder to cry on.
I'm not kidding.
37. Posted by prettierthanmeganharris on May 16, 2006 09:32 AM
@36, if that doesn't cheer him up, then I think we have a serious problem. Jim, we luv ya you sweet Canuck.
38. Posted by ForMeToKnow on May 16, 2006 09:41 AM
No offense to anyone here, but I think those love bracelets are creepy. They're supposed to be reminiscent of chastity belts?
No thanks.
39. Posted by ForMeToKnow on May 16, 2006 09:52 AM
I'm just saying it might be more accurately describe as "a token of creepy, obssessive, demented love reserved for cult members and Joe Simpson"
40. Posted by 86 on May 16, 2006 09:59 AM
Maybe she doesn't become "KATE" until her last name is Cruise. I hope so, anyway, because Kate Holmes sounds, well, homely.
41. Posted by Spindoc on May 16, 2006 10:43 AM
Tom Became obsessed with Brooke because of the movie "The Blue Lagoon" He was in lust with Christopher Atkins and loved the nude scenes, but since he couldn't admit that he had to pretend to be obsessed with Brooke.
42. Posted by Fisher55 on May 16, 2006 11:15 AM
chastity belts are *hot*
43. Posted by 86 on May 16, 2006 12:33 PM
41
"..something feels funny in my tummy"
44. Posted by TOPAZ21 on May 16, 2006 01:23 PM
Respect the cock and tame the cunt
remember tcltc
45. Posted by bunnyhugger on May 16, 2006 07:59 PM
brooke's is jewelry. katie's is like those shock collars they make for dogs.
who's lovin' the cock?
46. Posted by bunnyhugger on May 16, 2006 08:00 PM
wow. i haven't posted in awhile. comment pending?
cool.
47. Posted by Truth Serum on June 5, 2006 07:36 PM
Katie is weird, Tom is Weird. Atleast Brooke seems normal. Katie should of stayed by the Creek, cause she sucked in Batman Begins ... actually, that entire movie sucked. I still can't get over the bat voice ... that about drove me insane!