sherry-co is fat

I hate Lindsay Lohan.

TCLTC

First! HA!

Dammit!! 3rd nobocy remembers....

She can't change her clothes from one day to the next? How much does she make per film?

Sorry, that's supposed to be "nobody". I'm sure everyone assumed that, but I didn't want to get ridiculed.

Wow. Why does this skinny klutzy kid keep getting famouser and famouser-er?

I bet she smelled awesome too.

Haha, 4 said "nobocy"!! (what a tool)

ugly, talentless, and now a bad dresser

That bitch has been rumaging thru my attic. Those are my tights from 1984.

Thanks #9...I knew it was coming anyway

#8-I agree. Even when she's cleaned up she probably smells bad.

...smelled bad? is that why she was sniffing and sniffing and sniffing in her interview with Matt? what about that wheezing? holy crap! she needs to be sporting a full on portable oxygen tank!

Still looking so cute will always look cute
She was so happy with her new movie release but party for one day thats not to much
When I and my team first won the street fighters fighting tournament we went to party for 3 days in a row no sleep
Yes baby yes

King kaede

My cellmate's name is Robert, but everybody calls him "Lindsey". Many of you might be surprised, but LL's stock is still pretty high in most state correctional facilities. Last week, we had "Lindsey" wear the exact same outfit (only we had to use the end of a mop for the hair, and used horded condiments and garbage juice for makeup/perfume). I don't know the real Lindsey (because she doesn't respond to my letters) but our Lindsey routinely goes like a freight train all night long. And if it's any indication, real Lindsey *loves* anal! And only costs five cigarettes.

Thank you SF for posting Lindsey Lohan stories every single day of the week! Even when there's nothing to say about her, it breaks up the monotony of filling out L.L. Bean catalogue orders for 35 cents an hour!

That's just what Hos do!

Miss Fortune - misfortune

She is talentless, as evidenced by the $12 million fine her record lable has to cough up for bribing DJs to play her crap.

LLLTC? and by that I mean Lindsay Lohan Loves The Coke.

sniff...sniff....sniff....SNORT!!!!

#15 *hoarded. Now I'm gonna have to stick a shiv in my prison tutor.

Listen everbody, give Lindsay a break. The reason why she had the same clothes on is because all the Mexicans were protesting that day and there was no one to portage her LV steamer trunks full of couture from the private jet to the Mercer (hotel) and the lazy shiftless SUV driver couldn't stop time for her to run into Marc Jacobs and still make it to the Today show under an hour late.
Have some fucking empathy.

ok, am I just gullibe, or do they provide the internet in prisons nowadays?

maybe is she would';ve sucked down a "burrito" she could've borrowed a sombreo and made a whole different outfit.

yea, i saw that interview, she looked like crap and her hair was all icky.. i dont even think she showered

I bet she smelled like a "Fat African Stink Machine"..........

I bet she smelled like a crack whore.

After seeing her kiss that hat-wearing scarecrow while she sported those hip stockings yesterday, I had to coax my penis down from a bridge and convince it not to jump.
This morning, I had a real heart-to-heart conversation and assurance to my penis that it would not be exposed to this frightening cock-gobbler again.
Needless to say, my penis has now threatened to place it's head inside of Rosie O'Donnell's mouth if shit doesn't start to change around here. All I can say, if you're reading this is, Penis, I'm sorry. The Superficial said he is sorry too. Now come on home little buddy and let me massage your back.

LOL

#14 what in God's name are you talking about?

Where do these people come from?

damn. i can do that. light camera action - this way please

Sorry, Stallion, only Fat Africans can do that. She has her own unique stink machine smelling of vinegar and and swamp water. Still working on the name though.

The funny this is, before this video played there was a commercial for Sudafed nasal congestion lmao.

This is the first thing I've ever read that makes me like her.

Don't make fun of my stutter, I'm I'm very sensi, senisitve.

LOL d d dd d d d dumbass

OMG!!!!! Like it is so not normal to wear the same thing 2 days in a row?! Like you guys ever havn't!

#35 - I've worn the same thing twice... but I don't go running around telling the world I have more clothes than I can possibly wear. UNLESS... she has 678 pairs of the exact same fug tights.

If you didn't notice she wasn't at home. She didn't have all of these clothes with her to change into, and for all we know she may have just received some traumatic news or broken up with the love of her life. If something like that happened i doubt she'd fee like looking a million dollars that day. She is allowed a day off from being gorgeous you know - not that she didn't look nice during her interview

will someone tell her that letting the whole world knowing you sniff coke is REALLY not-cool?

poor hohan...

(and i like youtube better. haha)

This was my tip...and i just want to say that in the interview matt lauer looked really uncomfortable, and i think he wanted to say to her ' quit your sniffing ya crazy cokehead!'

Tights notwithstanding, the interview was so boring I couldn't even get more than 2 minutes into it, and I'm at work! Not sure who that says less about, Matt Lauer or Miss LTC, but let it be known that THIS INTERVIEW WAS LESS INTERESTING THAN WORK! The commercial before the clip (for TheLoanPage.com or some shite like that) was far more entertaining.

And it goes without saying that TCLTC.

#35 I only wear the same outfit every day because I'm in prison.

#21 I'm not really in prison, but they do provide internet access in most prisons so inmates can obtain their law degrees.

PapaHotNuts, that smell would be called "Eau de Miss Piggy."

#40 xavierh --- YOU KILL ME :-)

Yes, quite boring and ultimately embarrassing for her when she comes out of the cocaine-enduced haze.

(sniff.....)

it wouldnt matter if she wore half-way descent clothes all the time...she'd still smell of day old cock.

...im sure lambananas could tell you what that smells like.

LOL, hey italian stallion. I bet she smells like Emeril Lagasse's balls. That cant be good!

Bam!

Poor Matt Lauer. Having to go on camera live with nutcases like Tom Cruise and Lindsay Lohan. He probably needed a shower and a mental debriefing after those two interviews.

This skanky coke-whore will be found dead in an alley within 5 years. It will be a happy day for some lucky homeless guy that's banging her dead, cold body but the rest of us will be so sad that we don't get to ridicule this tramp any more.

TCLTC

I watched the interview with my nose pressed up to the glass of the Today show studio on Monday. When Lindsey left I hollered "Lindsey loves the coke!" That was right before the huge security guard carted me off to be detained.

By the way, Doc, you Rok!

So what if I have only one outfit. i spent all my money on droogs. Aigghht?

Change of subject....that damn dog I found by the gutter keeps biting me...i may have to put him down, he may be rabid.

I suggest you do the same to Hohan.

#51
wear wat ever u want u will always look great

ONCE AGAIN HERE IS THE BITCHS MYSPACE PAGE...its her real one....shes such a hoebag...she got pissed last time i posted this...on her page she wrote a blog how all of a sudden she got a million friend request and how that page is for her PERSONAL FRIENDS AND CELBS only...fuckin hoebag...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=59780377

She is skankilicious.
http://celebreligion.com

#54
Sorry, Hohan, when you're an attention-seeking cokewhore "celebrity", you give up all rights to privacy. It's right there in the Bill of Rights.

That is not the same outfit. Its REALLY similar, but it is not the same outfit.

On the first day, the tights have lace around the bottom, and on the second day they do not.

On the first day she is wearing hideous flats, and in the interview she is wearing heels.

On the first day she's wearing a gray tshirt, and on the second day she's wearing a lacy pink shirt.

But I did find it hilarious that her eyes look like she's been awake for all of five minutes, she sounds all raspy like she smoked 2 packs of cigarettes the night before, and she's sniffling like a cokehead while telling Matt Lauer that she doesn't have a substance abuse problem!

BLOWHAN....nah she just decided to finally wash her OTHER pair of white spandex...gotta get the cum stains out...

SHE LOOKS AWEFUL! SHE REALLY LOOKS REALLY HORRIBLE... I MEAN, SHE PARTIES TOO HARD AND IT MADE HER LOOK OLD, HER HAIR STRINGEY ALL THE TIME, AND HER FACE LOOK OLD AND TIRED. HER VOICE IS ALSO BECOMING RASPEY BECAUSE OF THE SMOKING. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THAT PINK SONG???

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Dr. Rokter, you are fast becoming one of my favorite posters.

P.S.
Do you watch Prison Break?

Oh dear God no.

*Cowers, sobbing bitterly, clutching wee babe to bosom*

Chef, I'm really glad you were taking notes.

oh my f'ing, hellish, nightmarish day.

the song lyrics are back.

lemme borrow that shiv.

#14, your post is a perfect example of what kind of people would be up all night partying. You type like a meth-head and Lindsey on her interview was OBVIOUSLY recovering from an all night coke binge. Come on, even hay fever sufferers don't sniffle that much. I bet she smells like old cigarette smoke, menthol, Aqua Net and B.O.

lamebananananan should be spayed and neutered

#61 Thank you Feed Me. It's good to be loved. And back at you. I've never seen Prison Break. They say it's "bad for morale" here. That'll change soon. I just watched Mythbusters and learned how to make a crossbow out of newspaper, prison-issue underwear, and a plastic tray.

#66
SHHH! No speaking to the troll!

Dr.
That's too bad. There was this inmate, Annie the Tranny, that you would have enjoyed.

TCLTC

hey lindsay. just droping in to say hi . i am so beyond stoned but decided to check myspace while i still have an attention span... there were long lines in the bathroom... *wink wink* .........I will be at CM in a heartbeat, with Marlboro Lights and special treats.

Yeah, and she's not a crackhead.......I love the one about the bathroom, dumbass friends she has there....

she was sniffling, so at least she finished her coke BEFORE going on the show...

What's more relevant to me than her tights is that she's filling out her tights a bit better than of late. Must've switched to that multi-grain organic coke. Nutritious, delicious, it's blowrific!

I would much rather talk about what goes on in "prison" than that skank. I wonder if Dr.'s prison is like OZ...

I never wear the same outfit more than once. I wear it, burn it and spread the ashes in a cemetary.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

OMG, lambananas! Nobody's EVER posted that song on here before!

i'm sorry 68 i had a moment of weekness.

but in actuality, i wasnt talking to her, just about her. thats the way i roll.

#74

It's pretty much the same. The food on OZ looks a little worse, and there's a slightly higher percentage of Aryan gang rapes here.

But we're all complex individuals whose life stories act as a dark mirror to the outside world, and give people cause to reflect on the emotional prison in which all people are inmates.

uuugh wtf is "TCLTC"?

tom cruise loves the cock

pass it on

#79
It's the pledge that we all recite in the morning.

All this thread needs is her falling out the back of a bus at 40mph.

oh jeez...

That toenail fungus thing up there is really distrubing.

*disturbing* effers

She looks gross in both cases, how can you go on national television wearing white leggings?! There should be a law against it, like with white shoes after Labor Day!

Wow, this really is a site where people just bitch and bitch about other people who have more money than they do. Damn! it's so hard to be perfect.

i'm really starting to not like the cokewhore.

dirty cunt. even snoop does his own laundry (paris said so!).

'cause that's hot.
bitches.

@87-

yeah, because we all know money makes you a worthwhile, caring, classy person who is just sadly "misrepresented" by the media. We are terrible, poor people who are obviously "jelous" of her fantastic life as a cokeheaded cum-rag for fucking Wilmer Valderrama, Jared Leto, Bryan Adams, Sean Lennon, Adam Levine, and God knows who else. I mean, she's actually doing something useful with that money, not just buying cigs, coke and bongs, she's actually HELPING others. She's obviously living proof that money can make you better than other people who aren't stoned all the time, taking care of their families, and are working REAL, important jobs that contribute to the betterment of society. That Linds-Ho, she's pure class, all the way. Just like Paris Hilton, and all the other Hollywood clones.

Because being a useless, crackheaded, anorexic skank is true perfection. I know all of us must aspire to that kind of life. Fuck my family and friends, I'd better go be a celebrity. Then I too would be perfect. Damn, my life is so empty, I guess I'd better get out there and party at clubs every single night, do massive amounts of coke, drink til I'm senseless, and fuck men old enough to be my father. Will I qualify for perfection then?

ymagyn, you suck.

you just got here, and you suck.

SKANK, it is fairly obvious she was so busy to change her clothes, let alone wash herself..pass the Massengil please!

She is the very reason why Massengil is created for people like her in these situations...

I have to again point out what Chef said, "That is NOT the same outfit".
The only thing that's the same is the ugly, slouchy cardigan and perhaps her underwear, (if she wears them).
Lohan has been public about having bronchial asthma. (Hence the ugly, white "Breathe" tattoo on her wrist.) Funny, because having asthma still doesn't stop her from smoking or partying all night.
I would wager that she actually dies from a full-blown asthma attack because of the damage that she's done to her body, rather than drugs. She'll either die from that, or Mr. Blackwell will murder her.

she obviously mistook vaginal deodorant powder for coke, or vice versa.

Her coke habit is way too obvious to be interesting any more - its about time she raised her game a little and started injecting LSD into her clitoris and filming herself being gang-raped by wolves on a burning cross while her coke-induced diarrhoea gets splattered around the room due to the crazed anal savagery. Or she could just change her clothes which would be equally shocking

#97 Lovely, brutal imagery for a full moon Friday!

@54-

Did you see the blog labeled "I'm pregnant"? If that is true, I am scared for the future of humanity as we know it. You can't read it since it is set to private, but as soon as the IM is fixed, I plan on sending her a message. I know, I'm pathetic, but she needs the name and number of a good abortionist, and I know just the guy. I also particularly like the pic of her and her skank ho friends with the bong. Oh yeah, she's pure class.

#99:
You gonna send her to this guy?

http://www.drhern.com/
Because apparently, that guy likes to hang out here, or something...or at least that's what I read.

97 conductor71

*bows* There just isn't anything to add. You should go kill yourself, your work on this plane of existance is down. You are ready for the next level.

That was a complement btw.

Why the fuck am I getting 101 again?

@100-

I was thinking more along the lines of that homeless man with a rusted coathanger who works out of that piss-laden alleyway in DC. His fee is an 8-ball and a bottle of Tennessee Driver. I bet she could afford it if she sold those cum stained stretch pants she's always wearing.

submitted for circulation or comment: from her own myspace page, entitled "stoned"

what a great role model...

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/agent99_2006/719604546_l.jpg

#99 - shes not preggers....she just wrote that to keep pple guessing...i was actually able to view it when myspace what having problems with privacy settings...and all it is a new link to her ULTRA PRIVATE MYSPACE PAGE....which is here...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=71207940

dude i am good at this "finding shit out" thing....haha i wrote her some nasy ass emails....she hasnt read yet...but no really she is a NASTY HOE...ohh and the FLOWER...is Nicole Richie.....

#99 - shes not preggers....she just wrote that to keep pple guessing...i was actually able to view it when myspace what having problems with privacy settings...and all it is a new link to her ULTRA PRIVATE MYSPACE PAGE....which is here...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=71207940

dude i am good at this "finding shit out" thing....haha i wrote her some nasy ass emails....she hasnt read yet...but no really she is a NASTY HOE...ohh and the FLOWER...is Nicole Richie.....

I hope those tights only serve to worsen her already festering yeast infection. Or is it...FEZtering....yuck yuck yuck.

I want to hot-lunch this chick without the cellophane.

*takes shot*

107....just got the Feztering, I'm giggling like a school girl who just saw her first penis!

94 - Unless Massengill or Summer's Eve comes in "Napalm Mint" or "Agent Orange Blossom", I don't think it's gonna help much. She's probably been splattered with more swimmers than Tom Cruise has ever tasted.

Same tights and same sweater, but different top. The interview is pink and low-cut. The day before is blue and covers her cleavage. And also, totally different hair color and style. I guess she justlikes the tights and that sweater though.

fa cube;

They just came out with a "Paris Hilton Vinegar and Sulpheric Acid (Fresh Scent)" line. Rumour has it that a certain, not to be disclosed, hotel owning family financed the r&d. Trying to market it as....ever woke up with a tribe you've never seen before? "Mom, have you ever had that..Oh God, Is That A Family Of Meercats Living In There? feeling". Well, Paris Hilton Vinegar and Sulpheric Acid (Fresh Scent) is the douche for you.

slut.

brittany 1202. you sound like a sweet girl. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP. Oh, sorry, what i meant to say was, excellant fashion eye, you are going to go far in your chosen profession.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
I bet those leggings smell like Fez's sperm and of course her own delicious nasty dirtyness.

Why can't she buy new clothes??!!!!! and clean ones for god sake!!!!

And a bath wouldnt hurt her either!!!!

you dumb fucks - give the girl a break - she's goddamn 19, CASHED UP, not bad looking, and reasonably articulate. I'd be skiing down mountains of coke if I were her. Like you wouldn't. And like chicks don't want to be her and guys don't want to hit it. Fuck off.

Anytime somebody says Lindsay Lohan is hot (which isn't true in the first place), I imagine her taking an anorexic shit on the toilet, and then any doubts I may have had about her not being hot based off of that person saying she is "hot," are erased and I'm reassured of my original opinion that she isn't hot, and takes disgusting shits just like everybody else.

I think she should change her name to Joanie Freckles.

Um.. everything except for the sweater is different?
The tights from the day before have lace on the bottom, the other ones don't.
Nerrrr.

the video doesn't work for people with a MAC (no ie 6 or wmplayer 10 for mac yet--or ever aparently). and the youtube video was removed. any mac users know where to find it? curious as hell

SKANK

Who ever post shit on Linsey Lohan has nothing to do she is such a bore. She's played out and haven't even made 20 yet...

#106
Anastasia BEAVERhosen?

"you dumb fucks - give the girl a break - she's goddamn 19, CASHED UP, not bad looking, and reasonably articulate. I'd be skiing down mountains of coke if I were her. Like you wouldn't. And like chicks don't want to be her and guys don't want to hit it. Fuck off."

Correct. Well done, well done. Exactly right. You're all idiots.

I have those leggings in black!

And sometimes ------------ wear them 2 days in a row.

I hate myself.

It's not the same tights. Or top. Or hair. Or make up.

The point is, no matter what LL pulls out of her closet, she'll look like a bag lady.

who are the drugbags in hollywood right now?

tcltc 4eva

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What the hell you guys are mean. . . it's not even the same outfit. . .the shirt is totally different and who knows if the tights are the same. . .sure the jacket is. . but who hasn't worn the same jacket two days in a row. . .

Every1 leaving nasty comments on this site are ugly! That's why you are jealous of these "stupid girls" even though (like it or lump it) these "stupid" girls will always have a better life than you, get way more attention, be more succesful etc etc i could go on. I mean why do you think Pink wrote that damn song, have you seen the state of her?!

xannalvzhallax, i'm going to assume you are 14 or so. it's time you learned a thing or two about reality.
1)celebrities are rarely a happy bunch. sure, they may say so in an interview, but honestly, would you be happy if you were photographed looking like shit, people found out about your coke habit, or they constantly talked about what a low down piece of shit you are? no? that's why it's called ACTING. and most of them? still not very good at it.
2)lots of money/attention/success/etc/etc does not make one's life better than another's. do you think that someone who is this supposed paradigm of perfection, with all the riches and fame to be had, were to go on a massive killing spree, would be better than some poor person? i think not. material trappings don't make one person better than another. and you're sharp as a bowling ball if you think they do.
3)i doubt these "stupid girls" will ever have a better life than most people. because rehab, herpes, greek guys? they're all, like, sooo passe'. and i find that most little kids, like yourself, that worship these cumstains are fake blonde, fake tan, fake brained with daddy's credit card, and a future with a future filled with stds, bastard children, or, if you play your cards right, both. so, go get in your corner with all those who are not to be named, and stifle.

Zannex or whatever the fuck your name is.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. In the meantime, I didn't tell you to stop sucking my cock. *slaps across face with penis, grabs by ears, chokes with dick*

yeah, quiet now, that's better *lovingly strokes hair*

ewwww, that's gross, Tranny.

is anyone else creeped out by that post?

So TrannyGranny, how goes it in Columbia so far?

I actually owe so much to Linsay Lohan, she came over a few months ago with Wilmer, and helped me perfect my fellatio techniques.

Prettier etc.

Busy, but good. I like working in MO, inexpensive food, friendly people, open space to run the dog. I'm glad to hear about your fellation technique. If you really want to get your man's attention, try the similtaneous deep throat/ball licking. Ran into one girl who could, and Damn, still get a semi everytime I think about her. Extra superior gag reflex control, definately not for everyone. Whassup with you this weekend?

first!
Dirty stay out...it is pretty funny though. how many of us have rolled in to work or school straight from hanging out all night? lol yeah i guess she could've jumped in the shower and changed clothes...would've been a nice touch for a tv interview....

She sounds excatly like the cokehead chick I used to date . Even the laugh. And yes I know coke is supposed to make you jittery and she seems calm but that happens after a couple days of steady using. She's not high, she's just maintaining. So hard to talk with nasty lockjaw action isn't it Lindsay?

TrannyG...
Believe me I'm trying, and I'm almost there. Just practiced on hubby, he was so sweet to me this morning, I couldn't resist.
Lucky you, you get to travel, I miss that. Hope you are having fun!

Prettier;

Always having fun, just can't help myself. Your husband is one lucky dude, I just love a determined woman! Sound like everyone is getting some today but me. Think I'll take the night off and see if I can pick up one of these southern gals....

i fucking hate scalpers

The only thing missing was her spraying blood at Matt Lauer.