How gay is he in this pic?

"C'mon girls, do you believe in love?!"

Second!

It look's like he forgot what hand the mic is in.........

Ewww. What a douchebag. And look at his gut! How very attractive he is.

Pfft, that kind of shit probably happens daily in the Spears household. They'll probably be back together before you can say PoPoZao.

bah - they'll be back together in no time, strolling hand in hand, barefoot, through a dump.

I can smell him from here.

Hahaha! That douche-bag looks like he's in the middle of the "Carlton" dance.

Is KFed pregnant?

Ugh he makes me sick. She "boycotted" his performance to save her soul from being Popozaoed. This guy is King Douche forever. Yeah, he needs a shower and a round house kick from Chuck Norris.

"7. Posted by Script_Radar on April 25, 2006 03:21 PM

I can smell him from here."

Actually, that's probably your crotch.

Kevin Federline... K-Fed... Ha-ha-ha-ha...

Look at the beer gut! Ewww...white trash at it's best. Poor Britney!

oh by the way 12th... how gay!

ok I usually don't care about these 2 fuckmuffins, but I gotta say, I really hope they don't turn into the next Whitney and Bobby. Constant fighting, kicking each other out of mansions, having kids that they will inevitably fuck up royally.

god just break up already you skanks, if only so that i dont have to read about your retarded fights every other day.

Man, he SUCKS! I had no idea before just how bad he is. I was happier then.

I'd be pissed too if my wife was at LaQuinta forcing innocent teenage boys to smoke ganja and thrusting her massive cleavage every which way.

#15, you are REPORTED!

11. Posted by SugaryCherry on April 25, 2006 03:24 PM

"7. Posted by Script_Radar on April 25, 2006 03:21 PM

I can smell him from here."

Actually, that's probably your crotch."

You wish.

Britney Spears is my hero. I will do everything in my power to become a nasty fucking fat skank just like her!

He's a Superfag and is totally, like, Superfagging out!

i'd hit it

He looks like he just pooted all over the front row! A little somethin' for ya Vegas!! Ok, yeah, I should probably report myself for that one..

oh, and hi Biatcho...LOVE the comment. seriously ;)

damn, Edna, #15 wasn't even that bad. It would have been worse if she said, "ok I usually don't fingerfuck these 2 fuckmuffins, but I gotta say, I really love sweaty muffin juice, it doesn't turn into cemented jizz slime until the next time Whitney and Bobby explore the deepest regions of their sphincters. Constant fisting, sucking each other's piss out of crazy straws, having orgies that will inevitably end in bloodshed.

god just fuck my anus already you skanks, if only so that i dont testicles cock shit-licker cunt to orgasmic juices retarded cum garglers penis vagina penis vagina penis vagina every other day.

I like how club management has a glass wall installed between K-Fed and the audience in the photo, like he's some kind of an animal in a zoo.

Oh wait...

Only thing missing from K-Feds right hand is Tom's Cock.

damm thats a fat azz beer belly...and is it just me or does he wear the same shiznit over and over again...

Wait Fisher55 I couldn't hear you? Can you take that dick out of your mouth & speak up?
That's better... yep you're still retard.

Looks like Kfag is sporting a nice new cum-gut ala Britney.

god damn it looks like edna bambrick is reporting the same people over and over again

I've seen hotter guys crawling out of the dumpsters in downtown Vegas.

26: That wall is to protect Fedder from fags like Fisher55.

biatcho, pumpkin, do you remember what a cock tastes like? have you seen one since you gained all that weight? it's okay, sweetness, you'll always have Ben and Jerry...

I just realized who he looks like in that pic, Richard Simmons! It's that gay-frantic smile, "Come on ladies! Sweat to the oldies!!"

"Reporting" to who and where? ;p

That pic has to be photoshopped, because can't imagine in what universe a bunch of girls would be cheering for that trailer park homo.

Hey Edna,

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck YOU!

Freedom of speech, it's a beautiful thing,
Damn I feel better!

If I had a time machine, I'd send The Terminator back to take our K-Feds mother -- Edna.

hey edna...

fuck u and fuck ur presedent GWB!!! kiss my ass u fuckn bitch!!!!

ufff now iam calm :) i was waitting few days to that to u

#17, I'll be needing directions to that La Quinta.

hey biatcho, how's the temp receptionist job out in Omaha going? do u find it challenging? sucks that your cubicle's kinda small...wish I could share my office w/ you, but smelly obese middle-aged women make me nauseous and depressed...

Biatcho, still workin on that comeback? Is it making your ugly head hurt?

#37

I think if you look closely, the audience was assembled by promoters attempting to find a new set of demographics for K-Fed (front row: "nubile teenage girls"; directly behind "people of color"). The audience was then filled-out with a proven demographic (back center: "fat, closet homosexual frat boys").

All in attendance were given coupons for free prime rib dinners and $20 chip to Circus Circus.

God fucks in Hell.

Fisher: you're hilarious! The fact that you're staring at your sister's computer that she let you borrow and are just waiting for my retort is so cute! Too bad I hear your mom calling, it's almost dinnertime. Then you gotta hit the books... aren't the SATs coming up?

Edna Bambrick = worst troll attempt ever

I like how s/he goes from site to site trying to rile everyone up.

Nice try.

Now fuck off already. It was stale in 2005, even more pathetic now.

Oh and Fishcakes, how did you know I was like, totally eating Ben & Jerry's? It's a heavy flow day for me and I'm super-cranky! I am also all out of tampons and now I need to use maxi-pads... and we all know how totally gross those are. It's like I'm wearing a diaper!! So I need to just eat Ben & Jerry's and read my US Weekly.
You know me sooo well! I am so glad we could talk like this!!

Great pic. You can see someone flipping K-Fag off in the front row. K-Fag's pose looks like Tom Cruise when someone forgets the astoglide. Britney and he were fighting because he heard her remix of "Popozao", which was the sound of a toilet flushing.

Britney?

biatcho, it's really sad that you're so jeal. i'm young, hung, and hot. while you're menopausal, angry, and really sweaty and fat. look on the bright side, tho...oh wait, there isn't one. : )

Those girls are all there because they saw this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKnMgEzSf_o

They're all screaming "where's our Care Bears song?!"

Fishcake: Generally the people who insist on the INTERNET that they're "young, hot & hung" are truly the fat, obese, incessant-masturbating types that don't have any friends. In your mind you're young & hot but in reality you're Andy Milionakis, but now way near as funny & successful. You're going nowhere in life, Fishcake. You'll never graduate and make it into college because colleges don't accept fat people. Although you do have a wild & vivid imagination so that might help your cause, but I doubt it. Note: do not quit working the customer service desk at the supermarket - it's gonna be a while until you move onto working the CoinStar machine and eventually head-bagger. I do suggest killing yourself though... pretty pathetic.

Fishcake, oh and just as I was correct in guessing that you're still in high school (writing things like "did that make your ugly head hurt" are clear giveaways) I am also correct in telling everyone you're fat & you masturbate to pictures of Pamela Anderson circa Baywatch. You're a loser whose never even made out with someone yet. My suggestion is that you try to have a game of spin-the-bottle with your sisters dolls & get some practice. Not that you're gonna need it, but once you get old enough to buy sex you kind of need to know how to do some things. Although being a fat hairy man just laying there will suffice for the types of hookers you're eventually going to use.

Now you're just being a nuisance to me... can you kindly go away & kill yourself?

he has to be one of the biggest wastes of space in the news todate. he's an ugly person inside as well as outside. He's trash in the truest sence of the word...Brittney seemed really sweet with a future at one time, but marrying this jerk will unfortunately have lasting negative effects on her carreer. It just shows how really stupid she is and no one likes stupid...unless you're a fan Jackass.

Pearly

Thank you I'm crying over here.

Edna:

You've been REPORTED. For failing to properly gobble my salami. Next time, just go the extra yard and swallow.

Isn't that large stick in your ass a sin? What's the difference in having a wooden pole in your rectum, and one that's battery powered?

Does anyone on this post watch "Prison Break?"

Cuz K-Fag totally looks like Teabag in that shot.

Oh, and I almost forgot: Fuck you, Edna.

It fits like Dark Side of the Moon, and Wiz of Oz.

Just wanted to say it,

K-fed loves the cock.

i'm in grad school, peaches...can you spell Ph.D?

Edna's cock that is

Hmm. Somebody trying to make somebody else jealous of their office. That's an internet first for me.

i heart biatcho

krisdylee: you out there? Me and PapaHotNuts wanna DP you again.

Tits, i know. i have to admit, this is a new low for me

Like I said - you have a VIVID imagination Fishcake! Working really hard on that PHD I see... everyone I know that has gone to grad school barely had time to take a crap & make a pot of coffee, hell my brother didn't even make time for his kid, yet you have time to constantly hang out on the Superficial? Don't even try to pretend anymore... you're just making yourself look even sillier. And the constant abuse you are going to receive is going to give you a teenage complex! So which supermarket is it that you work at? Stop & Shop? Whole Foods?

This fight between Fisher55 and biatcho is making my nipples hard.

FisherFucker:

I have an MA and an MBA, but you don't see me bragging about it here.

Oh, wait...

biatcho is the shit!

in other news.. TOM LOVES THE COCK!!!

yeah, i cruise the Net here at Winn Dixie

I actually don't totally hate K-Fed for being famous. I hate Britney for making him famous and this is her just desserts for doing so, when he tells her to hit the road.

Edna, you're fat right? I mean I bet you're really frigid and there is a lot of food in you, like a refrigerator. Jesus doesn't even look at this site anymore. He threatened to report us to his dad once. And, like you must be familiar with, NOTHING HAPPENED.

Good it's a new low for you. Now can you please ejaculate all over your screen already & go tell your mom you love her before you kill yourself. Let's get this over with & move on. We all have better shit to deal with.

who the christ is this post about? Edna??

Edna, have you ever heard of the hook-n-slap?

Edna Bambrick:

Let me remind you that the constitution will always trump God and religion in a court of law. You can "report" these posts to anyone you want...the FBI, God, the Pope, the pony that lives in your closet, The Secret Service or Mother Theresa... It wont matter. Why? Because of that fancy little thing called the 1st amendment. Hence why there are porn sites, sites showing you how to make a bomb, sites showing you how to rape people...etc. And case after case has been turned down because there is nothing that the LAW can do about it. Unless someone says something that can be misconstude as a terrorist threat, a threat on the President, or child pornography...YOU and the LAW can't do anything about it.

I can say cock, shit, piss, fuck, dildo, assfuck, porno, yer mom, donkey fuck, ass rape, and cum shots all I want and there isn't a damn thing you can do about. So feel free to waste your time reporting god knows what to god knows who...this site WILL NOT get shut down because of it...so I think it is about time you got off your god fearing religious fat ass and actually RESEARCHED the LAW!

Fucking Moron...

~S

can't we all just get along...along hard throbbing...oh Dame Edna are still here?

70: I couldn't even begin to tell you what the fuck a Winn Dixie is. I don't know what it is and I won't respond to it. I do know you are some sort of midwestern little queerbait though.

Hey - I found Edna's class photo from 1929. She's an old fart...

http://www.pilotlight2000.com/yearbook/1929.htm

Aisle 10, Haagen Daaz and Ben & Jerry's..."oh, hi Biatcho...weren't you here last night?"

Ooops sorry... she's four rows down and ten across. Kinda cute back then!

Try Miami, sweets...people like you sometimes come here for lipo...

There you go again moron. No one gives a shit about your pathetic made-up little life. Give it up. We all know you live in a barn in Oklahoma and you just got dial-up internet for the first time, so you're all sorts of excited cause now you get to see naked chicks on the com-poot-uur.
The compooter is gonna come in handy for those dissertations you're gonna need to do in "grad school"... beats the hell out of the 1992 Brother Word Processor you've been using. queerbait.

biatcho and fisher: you're REPORTED for WASTING MY FUCKING TIME

God has asked me if people could stop using his name for their own beliefs, copy right and trademark infringement laws are now in place - you know who you are.

And on a serious note: I cant wait for K-Fed's Xmas album! "Po Po under the Mistle Toe"

Biatcho is a bitch. Your brother is a bad father. Several of my friends have their PhD and still made time to play volleyball and go out. Its not that time consuming to click thesuperficial.com on one's bookmarks. Why don't you go over to wehateeveryone.com for awhile.

Hes so grimy and gross looking, look at the big gut he's getting, he must be eating the same things as Britney.....I sure wish Britney would visit...www.divorcekevin.com

Can anyone else that loves to make fun of teenagers take over for me with this little cock Fisher? (since he's so busy with grad school he keeps posting on here to the point where it's annoying). I have to go eat a bag of skittles, some Haagen Dazs and Doritos and then watch some old Richard Simmons VHS tapes I have.
He's really easy to make fun of I swear!
If not I'll be back in a couple of hours after I sweat to the oldies!

Looks like federfag is really workin' on that beer gut. Gosh, if he looses his looks, how WILL he earn a living?!?!?!

#1..OMG! I hope you're happy! I just spit carrot juice out of my nose! That is soo funny!

#84: ooohh... I'm a bitch! That stings! And a fag who defends midwestern fags like Fishcake said my brother is a bad father. You really know how to get me!! I have to leave now, I am going to go cry over a bowl of cheetos! Then I need to investigate what a Winn Dixie is. I am sure mattnoks can tell me since he shovels hay & hosershit for a living.

So, Edna. Last night, my husband and I got into a loooonnnnnnggggggg session of sweaty fucking. It involved lots of moaning, writhing, slapping, grabbing, biting, pinching, sucking, licking, gyrating, and screaming. We started off with your usual kissing and fondling, then swiftly progressed to him licking my pussy while I feverishly worked my clit with one hand and played with my tits with the other hand. We moved on to full on penetration after my first orgasm and it ended with hair-pulling and teeth imprints on his shoulder and let me tell you.................... I thought about you the whole time. I thought, "Wow, I can't wait to talk to my good friend Edna and let her know how super fun my night was!!!!!". Aren't you glad that we're, like, BFF????!!!!!!!!! I sure am!!!!!!

@65

Fishy55 works at the Piggly Wiggly in Sulphur Springs, TX as a stocker. He's 55 years old, drives a '77 Sky Blue Chevy Chevette which has Disney Stickers covering most of the rusty parts. His skin is covered in scabs and dandruff, he is 5'4" tall and about 285 lbs. His glasses are very thick and covered in fingerprints, and he works after closing, as the customers boycotted the place until he was removed from sight. Oh, and he puts kittens up his anus. No lube.

Thought you should know.

Biatcho and fishstick... why don't you two play the rusty trombone and make up?

Kittens are soft. Soft like K-Fed's abs.

Hahah Kevin's gut, he's been eating Britney's cheetos...

@93
Kittens also have claws. Rowr.

#92 I am gonna give you a rusty gillespie when you're not watching!

Blow baby blow!!! And then I'll give you a dirty sanchez.

uh oh, watch out #91 - fishcakes is gonna call you all sorts of names like "fat", "stupid" and "ugly".
I just want to warn you. And then he is going to create a few other screen names & log on as them so it seems like other people have his back.

I'm going to give Trotter an Edna, so to Trotter: I hope you have the rest of the day off and I hope you've been stretching your hamstrings. Lay down a tarp and I'll be right back with the clamps.

MAMACITA!!!!!

I just blew my load, now I am sleepy,

Bye all.....Fuck you Edna

Yeah, I'm a slut.

mamacita: you said:

"progressed to him licking my pussy while I feverishly worked my clit with one hand "

If you could touch your clit while your hubby licked your pussy, then he wasn't doing it right.

i gotta say, after reading some of the comments on this post...there are a few of you who are wayyyyy more fucked up than K-Fed, or Brittney, or any of the other of the celebritys this site makes fun of..instead of commenting on the celebrities (which is what we are supposed to be doing because it's SUPPOSED to be funny) some of you have turned this into your own slugfest and "outlet" for your frustrations...WHO the HELL has time to sit in front of a computer all day fighting tooth and nail to be FIRST POST..(what a joke) and then slam each other to no end??? Get a life people and then maybe you'd find something better to do than reading about celebrities or thinking up what other discusting comments you can try and shock people with...by the way, I have time to sit in front of my computer because it's my day off :)

Go eat a big fat sloppy dick, rmeno. You're Edna's kid, right?

102 - I like it when men tell women what they like when it comes to getting their pussy eaten. Next time I'm giving some guy head I'm going to start chewing on his dick like beef jerky. "No baby, you like it like this. If I'm not using teeth I'm not doing it right." And you'll all have BigJim to thank.
Yeah, I'm still a slut.

What? Once again are you watching me or something, first you knew that you hated my face and now you know that I shovel horse shit for my job.

I just think your a dick. You attacked me for no reason on the other page. And did I hit a nerve with your brother being a bad father. It probably stems from your shitty parents who also managed to turn you into a bitter, annoying bitch.

#103:
so youre wasting your day off to
a) read the superficial
b) read through the hundreds of posts which include fights and everything else
c)write down a comment which probably took you 20 minutes to figure out and write

mst of us are on here because we're at work. i sit in front of a computer designing all day so while i'm waiting for files to oopen/print, i go on the superficial

if i have a day off of work i'm usually doing something other than critisizing a bunch of people on a celeb blog. that makes you the biggest loser of all

is your name CRAZYLITTLEDANCER because you're the ugly, fat, toothless orphan in the nut house who always wanted to be a stripper??? LOL I'll leave the big fat sloppy dicks to you babe...I'm sure you've been getting alot of them from an early age...

EEEWW he looks pregnant!!!

mmmm it seems he follows the same diet Britney does and the free push up regime to get a beautiful 4months-pregnant-like belly

#103

I spend time on the SF because someone explained to me that the Suicide Hotline isn't supposed to be a 900 number. Boy was I mad. But thank you for the life lesson. Praise Him!

um who is edna? This person frightens me.

Oh, and #105

"Next time I'm giving some guy head I'm going to start chewing on his dick like beef jerky."

That makes me hard. Is that weird?

@108 OMG - are you psychic? Yeah well I was here first.

Oh, and aren't you doing the SAME EXACT THING you were just insulting all of us about?

106 Fisher55 or mattnoks: Can you please read what you wrote to me & not laugh at yourself for sounding like the biggest pussybag on the planet? If you can't take someone making fun of you & join in on the fun then go back to nursery school.

mattnok: You said I'm a loser... I hate you!

me: shut up fag

mattnok: i am telling my mommy on you because my mommy raised me right by fighting all my battles for me

me: shut up fag.

oh & #103: I had 2 days off last week, they were called sick days and that's why I was on it all the time, because I was sick and couldn't go anywhere. If I actually had a day off (like I do every weekend and I'm not logged on here)I sure as fuck wouldn't spend it on here. You're a loser!!!!! By the way - work your way up to management when you get other people to do work for you, then you can spend all the time in the world on here asslick.

ENDA --

There's BAD STUFF on this web site?

Then you better not watch the news. Did you know "your president" sends people to their deaths or terrible injuries? Why aren't you offended about that? There are 20-somethings (and more) dying EVERY DAY over there for a bullshit war. Why don't you go report YOUR PRESIDENT for offending ME? I am OFFENDED they take my money from my job to pay for this BULLSHIT war. Go ahead and report me. I welcome it.

112 - Only if "weird" is Bolivian for "very, very sexy." You can thank BigJim, he also knows where to buy the ointment for the biting-wounds.

biatcho, you're right calling people fag truly does trump all. I surrender to your superior wit and verbal skills.

Looks like Kevin's been eating Britney's cheetos, that beater seems a little snug through the stomach area.....I bet you'd find orange dust under his nails if you dared to get that close

SPATZ....and whoever else...I work with the terminally ill and are present when patients are dying almost everyday I go to work...so coming on this website for 15 to 30 minutes on my DAY OFF to try and find something funny to laugh at is not a WASTE OF TIME at all..and the only reason I posted anything to begin with is NO I didn't read all of the "FIGHTING" comments, but I had to scroll through too damn many of them to get to something actually FUNNY! And if you're at work waiting to find something to do..LOL then you're the biggest loser of them all...I'm sure your boss would love to know your time is well spent...You must be a real asset to your company let me tell you, if you have to WAIT on something to do and while you're waiting you're fighting with strangers on the internet..lol by the way, I won't get sucked into this piss ass fighting which so many of you seem to "get off" on..I'm off to the next post and try to find something funny to read..on my DAY OFF before the kids get home and we're off to the mall :)

maybe that's how the fight really insued, Kevin was full at dinner because he ate Britney's cheeto stash!

Osh, ooh, that's tender! Wait a minute, is that my foot? Uh, better loosen up the clamps.
MMMMMMMmmm. Almost as good as when Edna does it.

hey Mattnoks, fight the power!

#77 - She's uglier that I imagined.

EAT GLASS ....

Maybe Brittany should get with Sheen. He'll treat her the way she wants to be treated.

and who gives a shit about the posts. I enjoy the "fighting" posts.
To everyone else; you guys are hilarious.

What scares me most is that there is something of a crowd there. And at least some have "hands in the air like they just don't care". Thank God at least a few look really, really bored.

Oh my god Fishcakes! How did you know I was a huge Public Enemy fan??? oh wait, you weren't born when they were big, forget it. You're not that cool...

Britney is pregnant (apparently) check it out,
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

damn, K-Fed's lookin pretty fly in that wife beater...

And yes, rmeno is STILL here. Welcome to crazy town, bitch.

If I ever know someone with a terminal illness, I'll be sure and ask for you. You sound like such a caring janitor that I would definitley let you remove the shit-filled diapers from the hospital room.

If you're coming here for a little pick-me-up, I think you'll find that you are constantly disappointed. Unless you like being bashed that is.

Now that's funny. And you're just jealous that we all get PAID to read the Superficial. Have fun at the mall, Nurse Ratchett.

he's white trash

Take a look at the photo... isn't that Britney Spears in the front row?

Or a mysterious doppleganger?

Ew. Doesn't he understand that a wife-beater should be worn by someone with abs? Definition? Muscle tone? Even then it's the fashion equivalent of announcing to the world that you will forevermore be known as Cletus, the Slack Jawed Yokel.

that is the single worst song I have ever heard and I'm going to laugh and laigh when he tanks and Britney dumps him, and regains her carreer... unless she is beyond annopying or in jail for doing something to her baby.

rmeno:
Once there was this cute but scruffy little secretary who toiled day in and day out for her unappreciative and cold-hearted boss who refused to give her a measly raise, even though she had been working there for well over a year. As she typed away furiously, horn-rimmed glasses askew and tousled blonde hair pinned back in a sloppy bun, her firm breasts heaving as she tried to restrain her pent up rage, a stranger interrupted her work and forced her to face the dreary reality of the pointless mundane life she had been living. Not able to contain herself any longer, she flew about the office in a frenzy, tearing her clothes and shedding paper, yowling like a cat as she smashed the fax and copier with a broken stilletto. The only thing left for her to do was go home to her empty apartment in a psychotic haze and fashion herself a tight black leather outfit with pointy ears and a tail. Beware, rmeno, you set off a ticking time bomb, and her claws are coming for your balls.

105

i'm confused... i heart biatcho but after that beef jerky thing, i heart oshkosh too..
is that wrong?

#135 I see you've read my book, then ;)

And damn, you've almost got it, too! I don't wear my hair in a bun, though.

Roooowwwwwrrrr...

137 - Whatever. You can be the Halle Berry to my Michelle Pfeiffer, which is still respectable.

I just found the upside of Britney turning into a fat sweaty trailer bumpkin. Her self esteem is probably low enough to do me now! Yay fat chicks! Oh, biatcho thanks for the help on the Bai-ling link, I can't believe I forgot dego, I'm half friggin Italian! I hate not being thorough.

@13
Agree!!! in the white-trash but not in the poor Britney thing, as long as Britney herself IS a white trash, she tried so hard to keep this jerk for some reason, now she has to deal with it.

he looks pregnant!

@102

"If you could touch your clit while your hubby licked your pussy, then he wasn't doing it right."

Hmmm, thanks for the advice, but maybe you missed this part?

"lots of moaning, writhing, slapping, grabbing, biting, pinching, sucking, licking, gyrating, and screaming"

and this?

"after my first orgasm and it ended with hair-pulling and teeth imprints on his shoulder"

In case you missed it, the emphasis was on FIRST orgasm, as in first of the night, with more to follow. Trust me, he was doing it right.

P.S. OshKosh, I love beef jerky.

so are we sure whether it's kevin or britney that is carrying the baby, because kevin has a significant "bump" himself. eeeeeew.

This is the WORST picture of kFED ever. he looks like a gay rapper. and its on EVERY BLOG.

I love it!

haha the name of the club on the wall looks like "PUBE"

142 I didn't miss it either post. Believe you me...proof can be found in the vajayjay juice running soaking my chair.

This is some funny shit...I was reading the latest Britney post and found this comment by our famous hag of god miss Edna...This is great...

Posted by Edna Bambrick on April 25, 2006 07:21 PM

This sites administrators have deemed me a nuisance and have tried to have be BANNNED! I am back, I have written to my congressmen and told them of the filth contained on this site. I will call Rush Limbaugh tomorrow also and tell him about this site, The Superficial, you have been REPORTED!

Steps to a successful life:

Step 1: get in a fight with your lover.

Step 2: get pregnant with make-up sex.

Step 3: get divorced.

Step 4: get a life.

crazylittledancer Rock on!

Biatcho, just like you to spend time arguing with someone you think is in high school.

ONLY BLACK MEN CAN PULL OFF THE WIFE BEATER. THERE IS NO EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE.

#149

Actually, after K-Fed gets divorced, Step 4 would be: lose your life, because Britney is the only way K-Fed has any kind of life at all. Before this, he was sleeping on a couch and everybody called him Kouch-Fed.

TrannyGranny, love you too! Mwah!

LittleWatson - you have not learned your lesson you Fat Jersey housewife whose husband is cheating on her as we speak.
Go cock yourself because your husband is going to come home soon wreaking of booze & pussy and he wont have time for the likes of you. And if he has glitter on his lips it means he was with a disease-ridden stripper, instead of his secretary.

anybody else think he's singing a really bad karaoke version of "i will survive?". and where did edna go? it's not half as funny without her here reporting people to homeland security every five seconds...

Biatcho- don't be jealous of me just because your dyke girlfriend is the Lamisil toe troll.

ooohhh LimpDick... good one. Did you think about that one all weekend? How's that dick that's growing out of your armpit?
It's probably caused by all of that slime & trudge that grows instead of grass in new jersey.

how's your husband? you should try calling him - I bet he doesn't pick up.

Your NJ insults are so lame. Here is a better way to make fun of NJ: go throw on your wifebeater and pick up your buddy Tony in your '93 Mustang with window tints and ground effects and hit the Parkway to go to "the shore." Get off at exit 87/Seaside Heights. After spending all day on "the beach," get some eats at 3 Brothers Pizzeria on the boardwalk and then hit the clubs in Belmar. When totally wasted, go to a diner, order a taylor ham, egg, and cheese, and then start some fights with someone who once insulted your cousin.

Hahaha! All true. I used to live next to the Sawmill and hit the Chatterbox. We'd hang out after at Denny's or the Ocean Queen. If it hadn't burned down again. I can't count the number of drunken fights I saw on the boardwalk or at the diners. I even saw a lesbian barfight one night over by Brick.

#107 Your an idiot....well I was going to tell you why but you probably wouldnt understand so I'm done.

Actually I take that back #103 your not the only moron...#114 is an idiot as well.

#147 Oh my sainted aunt! Edna's gone over God's head. Rush Limbaugh is nigh!! Run away!

Here, Rush, I've got some Oxycontin ... Good boy!

#1, MsT, YOU said it!!!!!
HMMM YA think THIS was the time their SON fell on his HEAD? eh, (shrug) what do they care? there just his PARENTS!!!!!...as for them splitting? can we say KARMA, shitney? can we say.....SHAR JACKSON?? hey, did anyone else here know that shar and shitney's ex ( the one she married for like 34 hours ) are hittin it??!!!!
ugh, i just hope
A) HE leaves HER!
B) they take BOTH the kids away
C) both of them rot in the menthol-cheeto induced coma after shooting so much valium into their arms when they find out they cant even BUY their way out of THIS one....

That's the ticket #158. Now we're getting somewhere... you're doing a fine job! Keep it up.

yes mst...I was thinking the same exact thing when i saw it XD another great pic of K-Fucker

Good thing the karoke machine is off. More Cowbell Britney, come on your makin' me look bad here. Check out that chick in front roll, looking like she is going to hurl. Peace Bitches

goddamn he looks like a fairy...

K-Fag

Cletus, the Slack Jawed Yokel!!!!!

hahahahaha
that made my day!!!

Everytime I see this pic I want to stab myself in the face. Thank you, Superficial, for keeping entertainment at the level it should be...

I swear I hate this man more and more with each passing day. Tomorrow I'm writing a song about it. Dang.

Some folk'll never hit Brit's hole, but then again some folk'll, like K-Fed, the slack-jawed yokel....

I feel bad for rmeno. One day off from the terminally ill? Here are some things to cheer you up.

Fisher saying Biatcho had an ugly head.
-i don't know if that being funny makes it a bad insult or a good one. Either way I laughed.

Chanel_bear- "a really bad kareoke version of I will survive."
-Never thought I'd say it, but I just might pay money to see K-fed perform that one.

Pearly's sharing the beautiful rendition of the Care Bear song a la Federline. If that's not a Brazillian @ss Shaker, i dont' know what is.

that @ was for you Edna btw. Am I the only one who thought She was trying to be funny? Well, if she was, it makes the list. "You Are REPORTED!" Haha. It reminds me of some Donald Trump or Andy Dick. New Catch phrase? Anyone?

btw nice song lurkerx. we can set it to banjo, whiskey bottle, and washboard. I'm thinking about rustling cheeto-bags for extra percussion.

hey rmeno, if you really think about it, aren't we all terminally ill, really?
Think about it, it's kind of Zen.

this picture does not stop being funny. it just doesn't.

You need to thank me for the info by the way, because I'm the one who told you about this...JERK!

"I look like I might stink, yo...but I don't".

I bet he does.

Jeez Britney at least give him the once-over with a Wetnap before you let him leave the house.

Biatcho and Osh-Gosh FUCKING ROCK!!!

Yawn. How sad that people think profanity is clever,amusing,original. etc.

They split?? No fucking way....I "never" saw it coming!