April 18, 2006
Le Chiffre is the new Bond villain
I Watch Stuff! has a shot of the newest Bond villain, although he looks less like a villain and more like Macaulay Culkin.
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Comments
1. Posted by thatsnothot on April 18, 2006 09:21 PM
FIRST!!!!
2. Posted by thatsnothot on April 18, 2006 09:22 PM
ahh now that i know i'm first... where are his eyebrows?
3. Posted by mamacita on April 18, 2006 09:29 PM
I watch Stuff reeks! On an unrelated note, Dog the Bounty Hunter rules tonight.
4. Posted by Italian Stallion on April 18, 2006 09:33 PM
I like to watch stuff too, but usually it's something interesting, no more of this stupid shit!!!!!! Please.............
5. Posted by biatcho on April 18, 2006 09:35 PM
MeganHarris is staring at you.
6. Posted by Jacq on April 18, 2006 09:59 PM
Ho-lee shite! That is a scary fuckin' eyeball. I bet it is MeganHarris. If it's glass, I want to pop it out and violate her skull.
Is this the guy from the Back to the Future movies that ended up playing only freaks? Crispin Glover or something?
7. Posted by theyareidiots on April 18, 2006 10:13 PM
It's Xenu. He has a message for all of you.
Tom Cruise loves the cock.
8. Posted by TaiTai on April 18, 2006 10:16 PM
I noticed I Watch Stuff removed all comments from the site. I wonder why?
9. Posted by Ez-EEEE on April 18, 2006 10:35 PM
iwatch stuff is like thesuperficial for losers. kim, megan harris and the like.
10. Posted by ning_ning on April 18, 2006 10:51 PM
@3
Mamacita Dog the Bounty hunter is lame he's short and full of shit. The criminals turn themselves in just at the look of the mullet. Dog the Bounty hunter is a snitch.
Not to mention his fat pink pig who wears tank tops and short shorts who thinks she fine. I can't stand that show it's lame like you.
GO LOOK FOR JOB OPENINGS I THINK YOU NEED IT!
11. Posted by CruisingForCock on April 18, 2006 10:55 PM
I was so totally turned on by that eyeball until I read #5. MeganHarris is fucking up my water slide.
12. Posted by Aurora_BoreMeAlice on April 18, 2006 10:57 PM
That's my ex husband.
13. Posted by mamacita on April 18, 2006 11:06 PM
@10
I can't respond to your insults unless you speak proper English. I don't mean good grammar, spelling, or punctuation. Seriously, learn English, then get back to me. What IS your first language anyway??? Just curious.
14. Posted by Aurora_BoreMeAlice on April 18, 2006 11:14 PM
.....on a good day.
15. Posted by CruisingForCock on April 18, 2006 11:18 PM
#10 I'll have you know that mullets are always worth watching and turning yourself in for. Keep your ning_ning zipped!
16. Posted by Trotter on April 18, 2006 11:39 PM
@13 Mama, I believe Ning_Ning's first language is Cuntonese. Its from a far flung shit-in-the-streets province near the MeCunt river. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
17. Posted by mamacita on April 18, 2006 11:51 PM
@16
If you want to see just how much Cuntonese that dumb fuck speaks, you should check out his/her post on the Colin Farrell thread. Talk about a thunder cunt.
18. Posted by Hara on April 19, 2006 12:41 AM
LoL #5. Maybe the funniest thing I've read on SF all day. And today's been pretty funny.
19. Posted by joeqpublicus on April 19, 2006 02:59 AM
The whole milky-eyed supervillian thing is so 70's.
20. Posted by Kevin on April 19, 2006 09:42 AM
I tried to give "I Watch Stuff" a chance, but the last straw was when they turned off comments. Where's the fun?
21. Posted by biatcho on April 19, 2006 09:48 AM
Comments being removed are all Heifferzz fault. Her mommy & daddy are suing because of her attempted suicide. Blame that bitch.
22. Posted by Jacq on April 19, 2006 09:58 AM
I also watched Dog the Bounty Hunter last night. Him and his wife are awesome. I wish I had tits like that. Oh, wait, I do. How do I keep forgetting that?
Mamacita, get a job you damn hippie. And I'm not going to tell you to shave those sideburns again.
23. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 19, 2006 10:12 AM
Wasn't Ning-Ning the name of that panda at the Cincinnati Zoo that they taught to type angrily with its penis? Calm down, Ning-Ning, we need your precious panda semen to keep the population going.
24. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on April 19, 2006 10:13 AM
Hey Jacq, doesn't it suck having giant 75 lb breasts? My back is killing me.
25. Posted by mamacita on April 19, 2006 10:20 AM
@22
Jacq, but my husband likes my sideburns!!!! He says that they remind him of Che Guevara, another Latino hippie (meh, hippie, communist, it's all the same) and my husband thinks Che is super duper hot. Also, I don't want to get a job because then I would have to do stuff and well, according to ning-ning, MAMACITA ARE TIRED.
P.S. Beth's tits are awesome. Every time we watch that show, my husband and I just stare in amazement at the gentle, undulating, ocean-like movements of them bitches.
26. Posted by Derek Hail on April 19, 2006 10:53 AM
Iwatchstuff needs some funnier writers.
27. Posted by MeganHarris on April 19, 2006 12:13 PM
Oh I missed this one.. oh. ha. ha. Yeah, right, cause I'm a guy, and I'm pretending to be a girl for God knows what reason...
You guys have a lot of time on your hands. And youre not even funny.
28. Posted by prideofchucky on April 19, 2006 12:21 PM
VILLAN-- So Mr. Bond, it would seem that you're ALL TIED UP! BAWAHAHAHAHAAHA!
BOND-- Yes, so what's next? A slow moving laser or lumberjack saw moving up from my crotch?
VILLAN-- No, much worse... (Takes out spinal folder) MY HIGHSCHOOL GOTH POETRY!!
BOND-- NOOOOO!!! MY EARS!!! ALRIGHT-ALRIGHT I CRACK!! I'LL KILL THE QUEEN FOR U JUST STOP!!! AAARGGGHHHHH!!!!
29. Posted by prideofchucky on April 19, 2006 12:23 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^correction^^^^
takes out SPIRAL folder
"spinal" folder, ahaha gawd I'm an idiot:)
30. Posted by Jacq on April 19, 2006 01:55 PM
Oshkosh - I totally know what you mean. Good thing I was just blessed with just one tit. Otherwise I'd be hauling around 150 lbs of jugs.
I forgot, you can't get a job here, Mamacita. Good luck with the immigration reform thing and all of the mijos and mijitas running around. It's a hard life for a card-carrying mexican/straight/married lesbian. Married? Wait, you're not Trophywife are you? Jos keeding! I love you!
And that eye is still freaking me out.
31. Posted by iam getting help on April 20, 2006 02:57 PM
Oh my god! Thats mads mikkelsen < He's danish like me, and he is not really that big of a deal, kind of an "average-actor" and boy interrupted, he does look quite like a freak in that picture!
I guess he can look better, depends if you like that kind of "thing"
http://www.moviebox.se/_photos/intervjuer/mikkelsen.jpg
32. Posted by UFOGlassHens on May 11, 2006 08:22 AM
#31 I'm danish to :) And yes, he looks like crap there. He looked way better in King Athur. Mads Mikkelsen the danish actor with the very bad english :D
I really agree with #19 :)
33. Posted by UFOGlassHens on May 11, 2006 08:25 AM
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/moviepics/kingarthur7.jpg