March 22, 2006
Kevin Coster denies being a pervert
Kevin Costner's camp is denying that he engaged in sexual self-gratification in front of a horrified masseuse. The Daily Mirror earlier reported that an "American A-list actor" performed a "'disgusting' act in front of a 34-year-old massage therapist at a posh Scottish golf resort. Costner's friend owns the resort, and Costner spent his honeymoon there in 2004, but his rep said: "We find it unfortunate that Mr. Costner's name has been brought into what is essentially a dispute between a company owned by a good friend of his and a former employee."
Hey Kevin, if people want to watch you jerk off they'll just rent The Postman.
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Comments
1. Posted by pixelbasic on March 22, 2006 02:01 PM
If the 'disgusting act' was directing a movie...well then I don't blame her.
2. Posted by professor booty on March 22, 2006 02:04 PM
the most outrageous part of this story is that they called him an "A-list actor."
3. Posted by krisdylee on March 22, 2006 02:08 PM
if you wack it.... you will come......
4. Posted by Obadiah on March 22, 2006 02:12 PM
Kevin who?
5. Posted by blackfrancis on March 22, 2006 02:12 PM
He's just making up for the fact his schlong was edited out of "For The Love Of The Game". Apparently he was a tad upset about that (even though test audiences laughed at the scene). So everyone get in a single file line and wait your turn.
6. Posted by MystressJade on March 22, 2006 02:13 PM
All three of you are geniuses...
7. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on March 22, 2006 02:13 PM
HA, HA, I knew it! It wasn't Pee Wee Herman in that theatre, it was Kevin Costner!
Costner, you sick bastard! Stop starting your sentences with "let me show you something"...
8. Posted by Binky on March 22, 2006 02:16 PM
Sounds like his best performance since 'Dances with Wolves'.
9. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 22, 2006 02:24 PM
I have a long list of reasons never to see "The Postman", one more couldn't hurt.
10. Posted by Lala on March 22, 2006 02:26 PM
Well, the Daily Mirror is a British paper, so it makes total sense that he's an A-list actor. Kind of like driving on the other side of the road, what you really want to be is Z-list.
11. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on March 22, 2006 02:28 PM
Why's he denying anything? This is the best review he's gotten since JFK. That he could move anyone, even to revulsion, should be celebrated. He should owe up to it and say he's just doing research for a bio pic on Bill Clinton.
12. Posted by Populist on March 22, 2006 02:29 PM
Let's not be too judgemental. Who among us hasn't accidentally masturbated in public?
13. Posted by ferret1 on March 22, 2006 02:30 PM
"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Now let me smack you as I finish, you tart!"
14. Posted by Spindoc on March 22, 2006 02:44 PM
Of COURSE his friend owns the hotel, it's not as if Kevin is bringing in any money nowadays to pay for a hotel.
15. Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on March 22, 2006 02:50 PM
#10,(Lala) that was brilliant!
This is the part in his career where he starts popping up in the news for doing vaguely crazy things, in absence of actually making worthwhile movies. Maybe he should get rid of his mole and cite "irreconcilable differences" as his motive. Moley moley moley...
16. Posted by Tink on March 22, 2006 03:02 PM
I think it must be true, who would make that up??
#12-- hahahaha
17. Posted by Tink on March 22, 2006 03:04 PM
The only thing that could make this more interesting is if the masseuse was a guy.
18. Posted by Italian Stallion on March 22, 2006 03:25 PM
Is it just me, but aren't they suppossed to give you the happy ending.....she must not have been a chank.....kind of defeats the purpose of spending so much money on a massage......
19. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 22, 2006 03:30 PM
I like it when people misspell racial slurs.
20. Posted by gogoboots on March 22, 2006 03:32 PM
Sounds like he traumatized the poor masseuse. Egads!
21. Posted by Italian Stallion on March 22, 2006 03:38 PM
You say chink, I say chank.......My best friend is Korean so that makes it ok.....lol....I call him Nuprin, you know (little, yellow, different) and he doesn't seem to mind....
22. Posted by senin on March 22, 2006 03:42 PM
I can't believe she wouldn't massage it for him. A disgusting act? Something involving farm animals would be a disgusting act...
23. Posted by BarbadoSlim on March 22, 2006 03:50 PM
A-LIST/ no no no no I think not.
His last docummentary was, what? six maybe seven hours long? and netted, what? five bucks for the studio?
No he's not "a list" anything.
24. Posted by chelleann66 on March 22, 2006 04:03 PM
#3 - frickin' hysterical!!
"Field of Creams"
25. Posted by sometimesboy on March 22, 2006 04:32 PM
ah..give him a break...he was prepping for the sequel to that gangster movie...only this one is called
THE TOUCHABLES.
and you DON'T want to think about what Sean Connery is doing to prepare...
26. Posted by D4Ly on March 22, 2006 04:40 PM
rofl
27. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 22, 2006 04:44 PM
What a whack, err whack-off, job!
28. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 22, 2006 04:44 PM
You know you're not a very good masseuse when someone has to whack off just to get comfortable.
29. Posted by cibby on March 22, 2006 04:48 PM
It's gotten to the point where, if you're a celeb, you can't be alone with anyone anymore. You always need to have witnesses around!
30. Posted by Jacq on March 22, 2006 05:38 PM
I love The Superficial today!!
Italian Stallion, you are cracking me up the most. Nuprin! Priceless. I'll have to find a yellow friend now so that I can copy you. I did eat dinner at PF Chang's once where we got raging drunk by the time that we finished. When asked about dessert, we ordered a little Asian boy, yellow, flat teeth, dipped in honey and she actually sent out a Chinese kid from the back! Doubled her tip right there. He said it was his understanding that he was dessert. We took a few pics with him and released him back into the wild.
31. Posted by HughJorganthethird on March 22, 2006 05:48 PM
#3 I salute thee. Classic.
32. Posted by Jayne on March 22, 2006 06:02 PM
this dull prick still exists..
33. Posted by ThreeFarmers on March 22, 2006 06:11 PM
I swear this was a blind item in Casablanca's column a few months ago!
34. Posted by ThreeFarmers on March 22, 2006 06:20 PM
VOILA! FOUND IT! It's the 2nd half of the blind item. http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/cauth/Archive2005/050106e.html
35. Posted by Ramdonomo on March 22, 2006 06:34 PM
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5983011.html
From ohnotheydidnt :D Several weeks ago. LOL
36. Posted by seaglass on March 22, 2006 07:43 PM
You know, the "disgusting act" might be his latest film.
37. Posted by ralphie_dubya on March 22, 2006 08:31 PM
Gotta love that picture. He's got such an intense look on his face. He's even sweating. Good for him, to concentrate so hard.
38. Posted by Tetsuo on March 22, 2006 09:00 PM
I call bullshit. They said it was an A-list actor, there's no way it could be Kevvy.
39. Posted by mamacita on March 22, 2006 09:30 PM
I love how when you're reading this story, there's a google ad for "Massage Therapy Training". They should add "You too can be indecently exposed to the penises of 'A-list' actors!"
40. Posted by jennyjenjen on March 23, 2006 02:01 AM
19) me too! It shows their IQ is below 75.
41. Posted by URalllosers on March 23, 2006 03:51 AM
Did anyone think that perhaps he was simply trying to help her break into show biz?
This seems to be a very common way to see if a potential young starlett has got what it takes to make it in a tough buisness.
She blew an amazing opportunity to star in Waterworld 2.
42. Posted by Sassy on March 23, 2006 07:31 AM
Which 'resort' was it?
43. Posted by TaiTai on March 23, 2006 11:54 AM
#34 thanks for the link but I don't get it. That one says it happened in LA (not Scotland) and the picture right next to the item says it is NOT Costner. So...does that mean there are two perverts doing this kind of stuff? Or is he a serial pervert, taking his kinky thrills from resort to resort? Or maybe it was just that the supplier of that information had no idea who he was...and I do mean WAS.