Hit it, Nick!!!

you know what- nick might as well tap as much ass as he can
that boy got fucked over but good

Funny how she was screwing his best friend just a little over a year ago. I can just imagine the convo now...

Nick: Dude me and Jess broke up
Matt: That sucks dude...
Nick: You know girls that might wanna get down
Matt: Ya, remember that dumbf*ck Kristen I let blow me in the back of a limo...
Nick: Isn't she like 12
Matt: Ya but she gives good head...
Nick: Ya gimme her number...

Girls do mature faster than guys. I would put Kristen's maturity at about 21-22 years old and Nick isn't much over 25 (maturity wise of course), so it's really not all that much of an age difference!

As a side note, nothing pisses me off more than when underage "celebrities" are allowed to be in bars or clubs and drink!!

March 15, 2006
Nick Lachey meets random blonde

YAWN!

She's an adult, who cares if he's 32. I'm almost the same age as Goofy Dumbass and if I had a chance to nail the Laguna Beach hottie I do it in a heartbeat. Yeah, she's shallow bitch but, sweet mother of mercy, she's hot! I mean, like, HOT hot.

This would be the coolest thing about being even remotely famous. You see a hot piece of ass on the TV and you put in a call to your manager and the next thing you know the hot girl from Laguna Beach is shining your knob. Nick is just BARELY famous and what little fame he's got is fading fast, if I were him I'd fuck as many minor celebrities as I could cuz he's gonna be the least famous person on The Surreal Life in the not too distant future.

I kind of really hate her and the fact that one of the most inane shows ever has given her ego the right to think it's important.

32 and 19, I say PERFECT sex tape age. Wasn't Rick Schlong and Pee=pee Hilton those same ages when they made "One Night in Paris?" I say hit it Nick was else do you have going for you? In a word: nothing.

32 and 19, I say PERFECT sex tape age. Wasn't Rick Schlong and Pee=pee Hilton those same ages when they made "One Night in Paris?" I say hit it Nick was else do you have going for you? In a word: nothing.

32 and 19, I say PERFECT sex tape age. Wasn't Rick Schlong and Pee=pee Hilton those same ages when they made "One Night in Paris?" I say hit it Nick was else do you have going for you? In a word: nothing.

32 and 19, I say PERFECT sex tape age. Wasn't Rick Schlong and Pee=pee Hilton those same ages when they made "One Night in Paris?" I say hit it Nick was else do you have going for you? In a word: nothing.

32 and 19, I say PERFECT sex tape age. Wasn't Rick Schlong and Pee=pee Hilton those same ages when they made "One Night in Paris?" I say hit it Nick was else do you have going for you? In a word: nothing.

Damn, you really wanna see that sex tape, don't you?

I apologize for the multiple postings, there is something wrong with posting on this site lately.

MonkeyBrain: I wish I could blame it on Tourettes but I can't

Am I the only one who thought that LC was ten times hotter than this stuffy nosed bitch?

I've only seen like, two episodes, but even then she seemed so much more intelligent, composed, and just classy overall.

But yeah, for some reason, I kind of hope these two fuck. The thought greatly amuses me.

Wasn't he supposed to be moving back to Cincinnati (and getting out of my life)?

This is old news, kids. I've never heard of this bim so I ran a Google and found out that they were also having dinner at some place called The Palomino in Westwood on 2/25/06 and had been out partying with a group of people the night before (can't make the link work, but if I found it, you can too).

She seems to have less boobage than Jessica, but if she knows the difference between tuna and chicken, whether buffalo have wings, and he's gettin' some lipstick on his dipstick, then he's ahead of the game.

Question 1: Who the Hell is Kristin Cavallari?

Question 2: Who is Nick Lachey?

Question 3: What's wrong with a 32 year-old dating a 19 year-old?

I dated an 18 year-old when I was 27! Tap dat aZZ Mr. Lachey!

Wait, if she's only 19......why is she drinking? If she wants to knock 'em back at home, then fine.......but out in public?

Very irresponsible.

Also, is Nick that desperate that he's cradle robbing? Gross.

Here you go:

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_27264069.shtml

WAIT...DOESN'T KRISTEN HAVE A NEW REALITY SHOW COMING OUT SOON...I SMELL A PR AGENT LURKING CLOSE BY.

NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE FAKE TABLOID CRAP TO GET SOME BUZZ STARTED.

~S

ESQ: Hahaha.. no need to apologize! Yeah, I've noticed that this site tends to create problems for posters (ones that go beyond the limits of being a knucklehead).

So... either you were either really THAT fervent for a fresh batch of celebrity porn, or the site is malfunctioning as usual.

.... I'll give you the benefit of a doubt. =P

kristin is the new paris... rich and is famous for doing absolutly nothing except trash talk people on a reality show

and honestly why is nick so desperate?

I have never heard of this girl. No clue who she is. But are you friggin' KIDDING ME she's only 19? In this picture, she looks as though the years have not been kind to her. Like I said, though, this is all I've ever seen of her. She may look all dewy and youthful in other fromunda photos.

She looks really weird in that picture. It looks nothing like her.

It used to be you had to be talented to make it big. And then you could get away with just having a lot of money. But nowadays, if you sleep with the right person, or breakup the right marraige, You're a Star!

Aaahh, Nick. Time to come and visit an older, wiser, and yes, naturally blonde woman who can rock your senses into oblivion..... Forget these young bimbos... c'mon over....

Good to see Nick Lachey's still in the news. 14 minutes and counting...

This wont do his pedophile free internet thingy any good will it? Oh nevermind, this is real life and that pedophile thing doesnt apply!!

Wait a minute---

A rich chick from Laguna hanging out in Sherman Oaks??? Not quite buying it.

She's legal and she wants it. Where's the fucking problem?

I'd do her too if i was nick. Kristin is hot.

She's legal and beggin. Hit it Nick. Hit for all of us.

Did someone mention Nick Lachey? ...zZzzzzZZzzzZzz.......

hahahaa...
if you get sick of this site.. you can always go check out Nick's new one..
i think its yfly.com or yfly.org or something. i heard it was a myspace-wanabe.

eeew, he needs to get over idiot girls who are only attractive by grace of bleached hair and a tan. take away that, and kristin's pretty average. and am i the only one who thinks platinum hair and brown eyes just look weird together?

on the other hand, i really don't think the age difference is that big of a deal. when you like someone, it's not for their birthday, it's for their moneymaking potential that far outdoes your own...if you're nick lachey, that is. he just needs a new sugar momma. give the guy a break-- he got used to the cushy life jessica provided him.

Maybe it's just me, but I swear L.C. looks like Marcia Brady, off of the brady bunch...and you old guys don't try to deny it..if you had some young hottie waving it in your face, you'd take a bite of it..lol..(btw, my hubby is 25 yrs older than me..) :p

Totally with you MonkeyBrain, LC was by far the hottest of all the bitches on Laguna Beach. She was hotter mainly cuz she is a lot cooler than the rest of the dingbats. I've actually hung out with her a couple of times (I know a guy she dated). She doesn't think too much of the other girls from the show, but she doesn't really talk about it. No matter how much you ask her about it. And I asked her about it.

dirty,... ah i'd knock it down too fuck it.

i don't know about you guys but i am Hungary for calammariiiiiii

nick lachey: the original k-fed.
but seriously,
nick lachey = yawn...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

18 & over, I wants 2 bone ya (Yeah, baby)
18 & over (Oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, I wants 2 bone ya (Yeah, baby)
18 & over (Oh yeah, this is gonna be good)

#42, i know 0+>, when i read him

In response to #22 - Rock on MonkeyBrain! I have no problems finding fresh porn

is it me or is he just trying to stick it into every clone of his ex-wife within a hundred mile radius?

I don't really pay too much attention to this one, so she may not resemble the other fuck toy, but hey, close enough for government work, if you ask me.

Who ARE these people and why are they everywhere???

Hey antoniusrex nice to see that there are some Paisleyheads here.

19?!! My goodness, she looks older than I do!! Anyway, who cares. Life is short, but doesn't she look just a little like Jess?

Give me just one night, una noche
A moment to be by your side
Give me just one night, una noche
I'll give you the time of your life
(the time of your life, ooooooh)
(I'll give you the time of your life)
(oooh baby yeah)

I wish I was famous by virtue of the fact that my ordinary (read: dramatic) social life was a reality show on MTV.

Oh wait! OMG lolzzzz no I don't!!!!!111

Seriously. Laguna Beach is all about blond girls with fake tans being catty and bitchy and chasing boys. What is entertaining about that? Who CARES?

Wow this takes who gives a fuck to a whole new level.

Hugh, I second that.

# 3 = Hilarious and probably surprisingly accurate! I heart the Superficial.

Hey nick listen you dont know what you are missing you have changed the whole world by splitting up with jessica and it is very getto! Think of all the good times you 2 have had together it doesnt sound right to not here the words nick and jessica it just goes together like chiken of the sea** you should understand that and if you do that means you still love her i just want you to say nick and jessica and if you do you will know that she is the one for you! If you take my advice trust me you will go very far in life. Jessica is like no other girl and this kristin girl is pretty much nothing compared to Jessica. If you understand you will do the right thing!!