Mommy dearest.

I wonder if she'll end up like Micheal Jackson minus the child molesting? I mean I think by now it's pretty safe to say her career is over all thanks to that douchebag. So then that's where the MJ related question comes in, will she now start to rack up some debt?

Haha....K-Fed is on a leash....oh sorry, I mean, budget.

What a loser.

Does she give him extra money for strippers and stuff?
This is a case of non-surgical castration. Not that he doesn't deserve it.
Why doesn't she dump him and settle down with a nice trucker or something? She'd be better off.

I think Becca is right, her career is long over and she should be starting to accept that and get rid of that moron

Here's an idea - make him get a job and spend his OWN money on worthless crap. These two deserve each other.

He he he, Kevin gets an allowance. I wonder if she makes him do chores for it.

Britney:

"Kevin, you better get the baby wipes and clean this cheeto dust off my fingers, or you're not getting your allowance!"

Kevin:

"Damn, baby, why you gotta be like that? You crampin a brotha's style, yo."

I think that is fair...I mean it is her money and she made it so I don't think her dead beat hubbie should be able to put her in the poor house. I'm sure his monthly 'alotment' is more than many of us make so I'm sure there are no complaints.

What about the money he got for selling their wedding shots and the money he split with her for that reality show. Is that gone already?!!? The idiot got a few million for that. He could have bought real-estate, or at miniumum put it in a failry safe mutual fund and had a never ending supply of interst. I know, I get it, the guy is a douchebag, but I don't think it every really settles into my brain about just what a HUGE douchebag he is.

K-Fed's on a budget for money he must beg,
Britney needs the extra dough for meals from Jenny Craig,
They think she might be pregnant, K-Fed's partying feeling great,
He ought to have his nutz snipped so they cant pro create,
She isnt wearing her ring, she's chubby and feels crappy,
She ought to wind her arm back and give K-Fed a slappy.
She took away his money, she's about to give him the "punt",
He'll be back to drinking forty's and smoking dirt weed blunts,
Good for you Brit, dont give that mooch a dime,
Even if your'e pregnant, KICK HIM OUT, ITS TIME!!

I wonder how much money she actually has...
I mean, if that giant Christman nativity scene ended up putting her (and her two dependants) in trouble financially, I'd be laughing pretty hard right now.
(That said, she'll likely have had more money than I ever will)

I can't believe what a stain on the underwear that is humanity this guy is. I'm convinced that life, as we know it, would improve on this planet if God were to end his existence, right now.

*looks up waits and prays*

I think it's about time she used her head. She should have put her foot down long ago. And # 8, Darby, you're right. His monthly allowance is most likely more than what most of us make in a month. He bet not be complaining.

I think that Britney is actually Jonbenet Ramsey...Mildly goodlooking and white-trash.

I think she needs to put a lock on her pussy to cut-down on his procreating habits as well. She obviously isn't that smart!

Good on you, K-Fed.

Quoth hackers:
"Yack yack yack. Get a job."

Oops, I take that back about Jonbenet...She was murdered back in 96' so Britney couldn't be her. My bad.

Good thing Mama Spears insisted on the pre-nup, though it's disgusting that Kevin balked only because they wanted to give him "only" 35K in the first go-round. What a parasite.

The rumors are true! Britney really does has two babies!

I propose a moratorium on all Britney & Cheetos jokes.

If I knew what a "moratorium" was, I'd second that proposal. I'm not very well educated...Plus, I work for the government...

is a moratorium like a morgue? where britney's career is? (because her career is dead...get it? hee hee.)

I am torn. As much as I despise the white trash that is Kevin Federline, should I? I mean, he is singlehandedly responsible for stopping the brainrot-inducing pop songs of Britney Spears. If her career is over, we should crown K-Fed King of all Wiggers and put his face in a place of honor - prominently on a bag of Cheetos. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Britney will turn this all around - go sob on Oprah, do the Crystal Meth diet, and divorce K-Fed, King of all Wiggers. In one, final indignity, she will go on public assistance and you and I will be paying for her and her van driving toddler. But the question remains - if K-Fed, King of all Wiggers, is sparing us for one more day, one more hour, a new Britney Spears release... is he a villain... or hero? Oh, screw it - forgot about Popozao. There's a place reserved in Hell for him.

Moratorium means to suspend or stop something temporarily. Like putting a moratorium on the death penalty, or putting a moratorium on Britney's career.

Personally, I think K-Fed is entitled to Brit's money. He's providing her with his sperm and in return, she provides him with her money. He may be a stupid tool in so many ways, but he's a parasite and he knows how to latch onto a host and bleed it dry. It's instinctual.

Revenge of the PoPoZao!!!

I am sort of glad he stopped the whole brain rotting pop music of Britney Spears. However, she should really just dump him and have his baby. That would be much more empowering in a feminist sense, like how Madonna dumped the Italian sperm donor and had Lourdes.

i didn't know she had 2 kids

Her career IS over. It has been for sometime. She better figure out what she's going to do with herself, because it's TRULY over, no joke. She's a mother, got a kid, and a husband, and just for the record, Kevin is no worse than her. They are one of the same. Seriously, no one ever cares about her anymore. Just a walking trainwreck.

Her career IS over. It has been for sometime. She better figure out what she's going to do with herself, because it's TRULY over, no joke. She's a mother, got a kid, and a husband, and just for the record, Kevin is no worse than her. They are one of the same. Seriously, no one ever cares about her anymore. Just a walking trainwreck.

It's begining to seem less like a marriage and more like Briteny Spears is Kevin Federline's long lost Mom!

Her career IS over. It has been for sometime. She better figure out what she's going to do with herself, because it's TRULY over, no joke. She's a mother, got a kid, and a husband, and just for the record, Kevin is no worse than her. They are one of the same. Seriously, no one ever cares about her anymore. Just a walking trainwreck.

Her career IS over. It has been for sometime. She better figure out what she's going to do with herself, because it's TRULY over, no joke. She's a mother, got a kid, and a husband, and just for the record, Kevin is no worse than her. They are one of the same. Seriously, no one ever cares about her anymore. Just a walking trainwreck.

Just wanted to make sure everyone got this post...

"All he has to do is romnace her just a little bit,

Sip some wine and get them pants off just a little bit,

Put some lorazepam in her wine just a little bit,

she passes out, he takes the card and spends just a little bit"

I know that is a very bad impression of 50's song but you all know it will happen.

Typo - romance*

i kinda agree with you #20. if not a complete moratorium, then at least a cautionary warning to please be very sparing with the cheeto references.
and #33, i thought you were spoofing 50 cent's song, "a little bit"?

You mean, he wasn't on a budget before? She really was letting him spend all of her money? Britney! Srsly. WTF is wrong with you? Kevin doesn't need allowance from Britney to make him look like a loser... he's already established that fact on his own, long ago.

Budget or no budget, this guy's life has got to be beyond sweet.

I mean, this dude basically slithered out of some dank, flatulent hellhole, his only intention being to blaze through the imponderably vast sums of money made by some blonde chick who's been busting her hump in showbusiness pretty much ALL HER LIFE.

There is indeed a special place in Hell reserved for the likes of K-Fed, but I seriously think it might just be worth living the kind of life it takes to earn that fiery nook of Afterlife...

This is the first intelligent thing Britney's ever done. GOOD FOR HER. (She's still a pathetic redneck, but I LOVE that she put his loser ass on a short financial leash.)

For everyone who wants a moratorium on the tired cheeto jokes:

Britney:

"Kevin, you better get over here and clean up this puppy pad with Bit Bit's shit on it or you're not getting your allowance!"

Kevin:

"Damn, baby, why you gotta be like that? You crampin a brotha's style, yo."

Dear God. I am so ashamed that I know her dog's name.

Britney's career isn't over

and I don't think she's in any financial trouble, she makes money everyday

her perfume line alone made her an estimated 40 million dollars last year

I don't know what that whole Andy Griffith Comment was all about? Someone wrote an article about him on The Velvet Hot Tub...he was named PIMP of the Week...hahhahaa.

http://www.velvethottub.com

DuckBoy, I'm curious, Does she get a fee for them to use her name or does she get a piece of every bottle sold, if she gets a piece damn, she scored. Who would have thought a Perfume fronted by her would do that well. Now some sort of Snack cake I could see.

that way she will save her money to buy lunch meat and pumpkin mix

I think it's only fair that if Britney can put K-Fed on a budget, that he be allowed to put her on a Slim Fast diet.

Equality in marriage!

"Can you handle my true? You aint getting no mo' money douchebag."

#6 He does have a career-- his singing career remember? PoPoZao. Hence the allowance.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/24/peanut_butter_federline.html

40 million sounds like a ton of money to you and me, but you'd be suprised how quickly these celebrities go through money. They have to pay taxes, lawyers, publicists, agents, accountant, cheetos representatives, etc. Then they buy all sorts of crap they don't need, like that ferrari they trashed not too long ago (what a damn shame). She's renting a $38,000 a month house on Maui, yet she's staying at the 4 Seasons hotel. WTF? Then she has that Malibu money pitt house of hers, that house in Louisiana, she hires private jets to travel. It all adds up. Then she has that leech husband of hers. He alone has cost her a pretty penny.

Britney should be the new Cheetos spokesperson. Maybe Frito lay could make a new Cheeto with Britneyessence. Glitter Cheetos.

BTW: does her nose look really nose-jobby in that pic?

Slothlike simpleton Britney Spears takes a break from bankrupting All You Can Eat buffets so she may work on her latest project - the hit musical "Lard on Ice

I'd have to say he's damn lucky to have met someone so damn stupid. Someone cut his balls off.

She gets a portion of the profits from the perfume line.

Curious was the #1 selling perfume in America last year and Fantasy has taken off as well

she bought a 4 million dollar house in Hawaii, they are getting it ready right now (painting, decorating, etc.) so she is staying at a hotel right now

according to her publicist she plans to live in Hawaii for the next few months to record a new album, get into shape, and escape LA for awhile. This is also apparantley why she dropped out of a photoshoot for the July cover of Marie Claire. This formula seemed to work well for Mariah Carey who did the same thing for her comeback CD.

supposedly she has a trainer with her and a treadmill in her room and is working out daily

we'll see...

She will ahve to work off all that pudding and cheese

the thought of her making a comeback makes me wish for someone to lock me in a room, and force me to listen to the macarena all day. and that song made me want to slit my wrists and take a nice loooong bath....

She can put me on an allowance any time

Frankly, I could care less about Federline, but 2& 23, BRITNEY chose him. I don't want to here anyone moaning about how he's destroyed everything for her as is Britney had no say in the matter.

He's nothing more than a (male) gold digger. Good for him, if she was stupid and too inexperienced in life to figure out: (1) that messing around with someone else's man really isn't a smart thing to do (Why do people always act as if there are only 10 people on this planet that they can screw?), that (2) when a man has had a baby with his current wife, uh yeah, sorry, girlfriend, and that girlfriend is currently pregnant with their second kid *while* you're helping him cheat on her, that this might not be the type of guy you want to be with, and (3) that a guy like this isn't really a great catch, and that you're pretty much rewarding him for being a cheating a-hole, and single-handedly helping him move up the food chain from Shar "Who" Jackson, to sweet-ass Britney "world-famous" Spears.

She could've been with practically anyone she wanted, but nooooo. She could've been with practically anyone she wanted, who was single, but nooooo. She could've been with practically anyone she wanted, just as rich as she who didn't need/want her money, just that sweet ass. But, um, nope.

That's on her head.

So, no tears for Britney. Kevin didn't ruin her career (if that's how this all ends). Britney did. Britney chose him. Britney didn't have to marry him. Britney didn't have to allow herself to get pregnant. And, before anyone starts, yammering about Kevin using b-control too, he's the gold digger remember? Female gold diggers try to get pregnant themsleves to lock in that child support/alimony/supportive lifestyle money. It's no diff with Kevin. He got her to marry him, AND he got *her* pregnant. That's textbook. Gold digger manna, baby.

does anyone else think britney could make millions by endorsing cheeto baby food puree? sean could be on all the jars.

#52-You almost made me spray and choke on Mountain Dew at the same time. Interesting combination.

The sound of me laughing toothlessly:

'He he he he'

What about the piles of gold and myrhh that K.Fed. made off his Popozao sales?

#48 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Kevin Kevin, it's time I let you know
that something isn't right
You trashed the car & we had to get it towed
It made us have a fight
You made me get fat and sloppy
I can't see my knees because of my belly

Your redneck ways are killing me (and I)
I think your CD really sucks (Papo-what?)
If you'd just overdose and drop dead
It would be fine
You ain't gettin' one more dime

Rogue:

Word. All too true, every single thing.

Sometimes I wonder if Britney ever reads things like this, and if hearing the truth even resonates at all with her.

What gets me is that she doesn't DO anything to pull the plug on all this misery. Does she not realize how easy it would be, the world-wide OVATION she would receive, the open-arm welcome and total forgiveness her audiences would give her for simply divorcing this tool and continuing on her own? Fuck, I'm sure she'd be hailed as a fucking HERO for all women with low self-esteem who think they need a man to validate their existence. To hell with another album, *that alone* could be her "comeback": surviving a sack-of-shit, life-draining, financial parasite of a man. Oprah would be on that shit in a second, and voila, instant comeback.
I was never even a fan of hers, but I still hate to see someone so clearly flushing their life down the toilet, when all she has to do is give the word to change everything. It's maddeningly frustrating to watch.

K-Douche: Don't worry baby, after I collect money from PoPoZao record sales, I won't need your allowance no more.

Shitney: Oh shit, I'm gonna have to pay him forever...

I wonder how specific this allowance agreement gets . I mean is there a sub-section for wife beaters and chewing tobacco? Does she provide him with a stack of ones for the rippers?

Oh yeah and K-Fid didn't kill her career, her music did.

He truly is Mr. Britney Spears.

And 62, people actually liked Britney's music. Kevin Federline is totally what killed her career.

K-fed is a genius.

worthless piece of crap.

federline is one lucky bastard.i hope she pops out 3 more kids for him and he divorces her ass after a few years.pre nup or not he's looking at some big time settlement money.

DuckBoy, her career IS OVER! Get over it! That perfume is being sold at Target, and for half the price. She's no one anymore. Like someone said, she got paid. It's not her's. She just lent her image and name. No one wants that now. Get real!

lol thanks #39
#46, 47, 55 see #20
writing all those numbers made me feel like i'm playing bingo!
and her perfumes suck butt. j. lo's are so much better.

God I'm tired of hearing of that loser K-Fed. Nothing about him surprises me anymore.

I don't think her career is so much over as it is going to go Suzanne Sommers/Farrah Fawcett. She'll always be sort of around, she just won't really be doing anything. Perhaps another low-charting album or two, perhaps some crappy tv/movie appearances, and maybe - if they invent Cheeto-scented coke and she snorts her way to thinness, she might even have a few Maxim-type photospreads. But that's it. And she'll still live pretty high on the hog. She'll never have less than a doublewide with a view.

Who cares about that no talent ass-clown??
Know what would be a story actually worth reading?

"Britney puts Britney on a diet"

Now that is a story we could all get behind. Pun fully intended - cause we all wanted to have anal sex with Britney before she became a giant whale see.

hahhaahaha. k-fed gets allowance.
he's such a worthless joke. seriously.

we all know he loves her for her money, but does anyone have ANY IDEA what britney could possibly see in him?

#67 Evangelia

Any time, sweet cheeks.

Well, for one...She loves him. That does happen every now and then lol, that would be why she married his sleezy ass. And for those who say people love her music, any artist who has their songs playing in Walmart stores have no carrier left to try to save!
maybe she doesnt care if he spends so much money, since she spends even more herself! hahaha

I'm pretty sure they've had this story once or twice before, and you know, if you people don't care about her anymore, just don't post anything...

What's funnier is there's a google sponsored ad above this that reads "Britney's fat loss secret: How Britney lost her extra weight. How you can too!"....uh, when did she lose weight? I'm guessing they're not going to sell a lot of those diet pills.

Lets get this right. Brit honey, he left his girlfriend with one child and one on the way. Now you have one child with possibly one on the way. What on earth made you think he wouldnt do you the same way????? get rid of the no good moocher. He is not the kind of role model you would want for your son.

Meanwhile, Hon, your ex is gleefully ripping brassieres off international pop stars during global televison broadcasts and attending NBA games with a sensational blonde ass which I am told is connected to one of the stars of the Charlie's Angels films.

Moment of gratitude, people... none of us will EVER conceivably deal with "trading down" shame of the magnitude that Britney must live with every day. Put yourself and your most prominent ex in the same situation. Words fail to describe what profound chunks that would blow.

I hope k-fed breaks her ass so she can go away, she can't sing worth a shit. I hope she has 13 more children and sit her fat ass down somewhere...oh baby oh baby, pom pom's in her fuckin hair. she looks like her mama now since that video. she is not hollywood material look at the way she carries herself like a slob. GO away with your family please....and build a fuckin ranch in Iowa

I'm just waiting for the money to be gone. THAT is when it's going to get interesting. I hope the stupid bitch has made some good investments (hah! NOT!) like buying a cheeto farm so she and her two baby wiggers will have something to eat when ol' Babydaddy Longdick starts missing support payments. TRASH! Degenerates!

My gawd. Britney, you're an idiot.

That's all that needs to be said.

Why not it's her money.

There is such a double standard here. How many WIVES of rich stars don't work? No one ever says anything about them being useless sacks of shit.

I think K-Fed is a waste of space, but who cares if he lives off Britney? If you were married to her would you report to the office every day?

He didn't 'ruin' Britney. He didn't force her to become a fat ass. Did he take all of her shoes away and order her into a gas station restroom?

I feel gross defending him, but c'mon people.

She never had talent, just good PR, Lolita/Madonna Whore appeal, and payola. It's gonna make an interesting Lifetime Network movie someday. Seriously, she is like Michael Jackson and needs the attention like all fuckups do.

Ok... turn about is fair play.

She puts KFed on a budget. Does he put Britney on a diet?

This is certainly a marriage made in Heaven (Blue Heaven Mobile Home Park)

Ok... turn about is fair play.

She puts KFed on a budget. Does he put Britney on a diet?

This is certainly a marriage made in Heaven (Blue Heaven Mobile Home Park)

Good for her! She should really ditch that loser of a husband and marry someone that isn't Kevin haha!

Even a HOBO would make a better husband than that low-life wannabe rapstar.

Posted by Spindoc on March 13, 2006 10:39 AM

What about the money he got for selling their wedding shots and the money he split with her for that reality show. Is that gone already?!!? The idiot got a few million for that. He could have bought real-estate, or at miniumum put it in a failry safe mutual fund and had a never ending supply of interst. I know, I get it, the guy is a douchebag, but I don't think it every really settles into my brain about just what a HUGE douchebag he is

MUTUAL FUND????? LOL!!!! Do you REALLY think this asswipe knows what a mutual fund is? He's lucky if he remembers where he left his wallet, let alone where to invest his or her money. I got news for ya. I don't think it's Britney Spears who has put him on a leash. I think it's her mother. And I think she put her on a leash as well. The mother is not dumb! I don't think she's going to let her dumb ass, whitetrash, no talent daughter piss away all the money that she's probably amazed she made in the first place, or that alkie mutant either. Mother knows best!