March 07, 2006
Steve-O yellows red carpet

Leave it to Steve-O to act as a silent spokesman for this year's Academy Awards theme of "Return to Glamour" by dropping his pants and taking a leak on a pre-Oscar party red carpet. To be fair, it's tough to walk down those carpets and not feel like urinating on them a little. I mean, they look exactly like a bullseye. Or maybe they don't, and Steve-O is just a living endorsement for birth control.
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Comments
1. Posted by LinguisticAnthro on March 7, 2006 05:46 PM
Who?
2. Posted by lish520 on March 7, 2006 05:48 PM
That's the thing with dogs, you can potty train them all you want, send them to obedience school all you want, but if you take them to the Oscars, they still piss all over the carpet.
3. Posted by PBlo on March 7, 2006 05:48 PM
Why?
4. Posted by Ing on March 7, 2006 05:51 PM
Who the hell is this freak...thats right must be that idiot that hangs out with Paris & Nicole.. Yeah that is just so hilarious...what a friggin loser.
5. Posted by anja on March 7, 2006 05:51 PM
I might be unoriginal, but.... who?????
6. Posted by gogoboots on March 7, 2006 05:55 PM
I forgot who this fool is...isn't he going out with Nicole?
7. Posted by teleporter on March 7, 2006 05:58 PM
For those of you who don't know who he is, he was on MTV's Jackass. Among some of his finer accomplishments in life...pierced ass cheeks together with a stud, stapled a sack (yes, that sack) to his leg, he also has a giant tattoo of his own face on his back.
Indeed a living endorsement for birth control.
8. Posted by stevie511 on March 7, 2006 06:01 PM
You guys don't know Steve-O? From Jackass? This guy is drunk in EVERYTHING so this really doesn't surprise me. I think it's kinda funny. I can see Paris or Tara doing something like this.
9. Posted by hotintempe on March 7, 2006 06:05 PM
Ok,its original.....but what a tacky, looser.
10. Posted by MeganHarris on March 7, 2006 06:07 PM
Steve-O is a genius. Truly insane.
I saw a DVD of his, and the special features included a 45 minute interview with him in a car as smoked a whole joint.
It was the funniest thing ever.
11. Posted by PBlo on March 7, 2006 06:10 PM
Can we get back to looking at photos of Linsay Lohan's girlfriends?"
12. Posted by Jayne on March 7, 2006 06:11 PM
the sad thing is that I respect him more than I'll ever respect Tom Green.
:(
13. Posted by Kg on March 7, 2006 06:12 PM
Maybe it's deeper than just peeing. Maybe the pee represents steve-o's anger toward the entertainment industry, which is represented by a red carpet. Or maybe he's just drunk. And had to go on the carpet.
14. Posted by LinguisticAnthro on March 7, 2006 06:13 PM
Ugh, I hate the look on his face in the second picture. "Heh heh, LOOK AT MY PENIS! Heh heh heh!" *vomit*
15. Posted by RTH on March 7, 2006 06:16 PM
"Hey!! Look at me! Look at me!! I'm relevant!!"
Attention whore... realizing that life after the short-lived fame of Jackass is very empty.
16. Posted by TDubb on March 7, 2006 06:18 PM
I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that he thnks peeing on a red carpet in front of cameras is in some way funny or appealing- or the fact that there are already 2-3 posters here that have said "I think it's kinda funny". The world really has gone mad - and I actualyl liked the show Jackass. But there is a time and place. I guess this what you resort to when your childhood friend has actually made somewhat of a career out of the shit you did when you were teenagers and you were unable to. Talk about pathetic.
17. Posted by cbmd on March 7, 2006 06:25 PM
What, no NSFW pictures? That's a double standard if I ever saw one. I would love to see urine streaming from Steve-O's urethral meatus!
18. Posted by Anonymous on March 7, 2006 06:26 PM
In response to post #10: Since when does public urination (and at a high-profile event no less) and smoking weed constitute "genius"?
19. Posted by staticbumblebee on March 7, 2006 06:28 PM
Wild Boyz was funny.. i respect the fact that he that he stands up for animal rights.
20. Posted by Evangelia on March 7, 2006 06:28 PM
#17 i was thinking the same thing! double standard if i ever saw one. sexist superficial bastards.
21. Posted by staticbumblebee on March 7, 2006 06:28 PM
Wild Boyz was funny.. i respect the fact that he that he stands up for animal rights.
22. Posted by suzy on March 7, 2006 06:30 PM
Is he ever going to grow up?
23. Posted by miadm2002 on March 7, 2006 06:37 PM
Look's to me that Steve-O needs to grow up in more ways than one!! What is that he's holding, a little water sprout. Come on now, if it isn't bigger than a thimble, keep it in your pants.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. Posted by SpearJamieLynn on March 7, 2006 06:40 PM
Thank GOSH someone has the balls to point out how irrelevant the Academy Awards are now. You go Steve. You go alllll over that rug.
25. Posted by Quiggie on March 7, 2006 06:42 PM
#23 miadm2002,
You hit that shit right on the money. He go LAD(little ass dick) syndrome. Nasty ass. I hate that show. He always got on speedos. THE NERVE!
26. Posted by Juhaina on March 7, 2006 06:56 PM
What the fuck?
This is so disturbing :(
I won't be able to sleep for days now.
27. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 7, 2006 07:05 PM
love it.
28. Posted by hilary on March 7, 2006 07:18 PM
M.P.
29. Posted by pinkraindrop6 on March 7, 2006 07:28 PM
what a waste of a human life....
does he really think he is cool by doing that? that's just gross..
30. Posted by BoardBetty on March 7, 2006 07:29 PM
Maybe it's just me, but isn't this kind of behavior a little on the illegal side. I can think of at least 2 or 3 tickets and perhaps a fun little ride in a squad car down to the police station that this behavior might merit. Perhaps, since he has shown this type of behavior before a pysch evaluation might be warranted and pehaps he needs to be classified as some sort of sexual deviant or predator. That is what they do to people who expose themselves in public, right?
Clearly, we have come a long way from Pee Wee. At least he had the decency to take care of his business in a dark movie theatre.
31. Posted by CheekyChops on March 7, 2006 07:37 PM
ICK! I need to go find my happy place now.
32. Posted by Hoosfoos on March 7, 2006 07:56 PM
2 words: classless loser.
33. Posted by ESQ on March 7, 2006 08:05 PM
Imagine what his date thought? OR if he was looking for a date that night...what he did was funny but classless and I do think it is time for Steve-O to grow up.
He also has "your name" tattooed on his ass as well.
34. Posted by ESQ on March 7, 2006 08:06 PM
What the hell was he doing there anyway? Was he in Brokeback Mountain and I missed his Oscar-winning performance?
35. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer on March 7, 2006 08:10 PM
30 - Yeah, it is kind of surprising that in an area literally crawling with police and security, none of them "invited" him to become a guest of the county for the evening. I think the technical term for his style of genius is "misdemeanor".
36. Posted by Tha-Flash on March 7, 2006 08:40 PM
Bit of a dick. Saw him embarrassing himself on another show, he went on TV drunk and broke a table, it's on net somewhere.
37. Posted by The Serial Cynic on March 7, 2006 08:43 PM
When did the comment section of Superficial turn into the 4th grade hall monitor forum. "Isn't that illegal?, I think that is a misdemeanor?". It could have been worse, he could have spewed shit all over the red carpet. But then, people would have just thought he was a Joan Rivers impersonator.
38. Posted by o-n on March 7, 2006 08:49 PM
Pfft, what a poser. He should have been shooting it at the papparazzi.
39. Posted by BoardBetty on March 7, 2006 08:56 PM
#37 - oh come on! You'd probably be the FIRST person to call the cops if some random guy walked up to you, pulled out his wiener (which would not be covered with a cute little heart), peed on your shoe, and then stripped naked.
On another note - I wonder if Steve-O consideres what he's doing performance art or some socio-polictial commentary on the war in Iraq?
40. Posted by Jim Treacher on March 7, 2006 08:58 PM
Red + Yellow = Orange you glad you invited him?
41. Posted by brewerpatriot on March 7, 2006 08:59 PM
Totally classless. What I want to know is why kimmie hasn't mentioned that "he's a beautiful person that's allowed to do whatever he wants" by now.
42. Posted by Kevin on March 7, 2006 09:15 PM
By "genius" people mean "fucking moron."
43. Posted by nichole on March 7, 2006 09:38 PM
What a douche.
44. Posted by brainiac on March 7, 2006 09:48 PM
nice socks
45. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 7, 2006 10:04 PM
Um, who is this douchebag?????? Anyone who pees in public like that and thinks they're an anarchist....well, I've got a Jackboot that'll JUST fit right in your rectum.
46. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 7, 2006 10:09 PM
Hey ESQ, is the "your name" tattoo for real? God I always hated people who got tattoos of stuff they thought was clever, like a UPC symbol on the back of the neck or "made in Taiwan" or something incredibly lame like that. (No we won't mention the lame-assed Japanese symbols on my leg---that was a long time ago, when I thought I was clever).
Now, I know that I know nothing (see there I go trying to be clever again, I can't be stopppeeed!)
47. Posted by Mascara_Murderess on March 7, 2006 10:11 PM
#41 I agree, all that's missing is Kimmie commenting about how hot he is...
48. Posted by Viola on March 7, 2006 10:23 PM
Is this the same guy who took a dump in a display toilet at Lowe's (or Home Depot) for some movie?
49. Posted by Magus on March 7, 2006 10:27 PM
how come a retard like this guy doing stupid stuff like that gets to date a Victoria's Secret supermodel ?
50. Posted by prideofchucky on March 7, 2006 10:41 PM
Those "hearts" are pretty small...
51. Posted by prideofchucky on March 7, 2006 10:41 PM
He must be french cuz he's deffinetly not a HUNG-garian. (rim shot - cymbal crash!)
52. Posted by rick mcginnis on March 7, 2006 11:01 PM
Jackass was brilliant and Steve-O is the greatest satirist since Jonathan Swift.
I'm serious.
53. Posted by hafaball on March 7, 2006 11:06 PM
lol pride, glad they;re there though :P
I just find it weird with all the celebrites around, why the guy with the camera seems to be taking 50 pictures of steve-o urinating..
54. Posted by bjpack on March 7, 2006 11:26 PM
Isn't he Char-o's son?
55. Posted by Sister Morphine on March 8, 2006 12:11 AM
Steve-O needs his ass kicked. He's such a fucking douchebag.
56. Posted by lynx on March 8, 2006 12:32 AM
ah, whatever, you people need to get a sense of humor. First, off, it was a pre-party where there are hundreds of drunken people and this is what he DOES. He must be doing something right since he's made a hefty fortune doing stuff just like this and he is funny as hell. He does things people think would be funny but no one would dare do them. Go Steve - O!!
57. Posted by Tania on March 8, 2006 01:09 AM
Desperad-O
58. Posted by strong on March 8, 2006 01:18 AM
not only is the guy taking pics of steve-o instead of the other celebs but he's laying on the ground and working to get those pics. He also appears to be using a 110 camera (maybe it's just me) . It resembles this one though
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/youngds/110Cameras/Canon110ED20/Canon110ED20withCanoliteEDflashleftside.JPG
59. Posted by soapbox on March 8, 2006 01:33 AM
#56
It's not because somebody's made a hefty fortune that he's doing something right.
He should be sent to The Cornfield along with Paris Hilton.
60. Posted by UCSD on March 8, 2006 01:41 AM
The reason he did this was to upset people who make such a big f^cking deal about red carpet affairs. He doesn't give a rat's ass what people are gonna say about him and that is a sweet way to live life.
Rock on Steve-O
61. Posted by sqongo on March 8, 2006 02:32 AM
^Dickhead^
62. Posted by prideofchucky on March 8, 2006 02:37 AM
Why do I get the feeling all the Steve-O Defenders here are currently living in their mom's basement?
63. Posted by Tetsuo on March 8, 2006 03:05 AM
@61: ^Douche^
64. Posted by cdogbert on March 8, 2006 03:46 AM
I can't believe how insensitive you all are!
It's quite obvious that Steve-O, when cameras are on him, actually has an uncontrollable reflex to either urinate himself or vomit. He's just camera shy and gets nervous, and you all are laughing at him and calling him a dumbass, just because you think he's "faking it" by nervously laughing! Maybe only I can see the real pain that Steve-O feels on the inside in those pictures, and can see past the "I wish money would just come out of my orifices, because it would cut out the middleman" vibe he gives off to cover up his troubled inner-self.
And if I had the choice between soiling my pants or some silly carpet, I'd choose the carpet, too!
Rock on, Steve-O. I feel your pain.
65. Posted by lynx on March 8, 2006 03:48 AM
@62 i don't know maybe because your mom just brought your dinner down and that was the only insult you can think of. You don't have to be an unsuccessful f*ckup to like Steve-O. Guys like him let us laugh at the simpler things and at no one else's expense but their own. I just find it hilarious because he simpy doesnt give a sh*t. People are so uptight these days, how can you even be offended by that, who cares, it's not like he's pissing on you now is it.
66. Posted by advanceaustraliafair on March 8, 2006 03:57 AM
#12 Jayne i cant believe that u respect steve-o over Tom Green, Tom is great and steve-o is a complete dick....and likes to use it in public obviously.
67. Posted by Lavinia the Vainglorious on March 8, 2006 04:30 AM
Steve O: another celebration of mediocrity.
Also, eew. Dude get a tan or something before you strip and show your junk in public. With those tats and that (absent) skin tone he's looking like a chunk of blue cheese.
68. Posted by mamacita on March 8, 2006 07:37 AM
#65
"Guys like him let us laugh at the simpler things and at no one else's expense but their own."
Seriously? I would think that showing your nasty naked schlong to a bunch of people who clearly didn't ask for it is at other peoples' expense. But then, I'm sooooo uptight.
69. Posted by nichole on March 8, 2006 07:50 AM
#65:
That's how you interpret what he says? I thought #62 was just saying that whoever likes this guy must still be in high school (or middle!), living with his parents. I didn't get the 'loser' vibe at all.
70. Posted by SuperSpence on March 8, 2006 07:54 AM
What is this about The Superficial having a double standard for not showing NSFW photos of this half-wit taking a piss? Does The Superficial show photos of chicks urinating and defecating? If so, that's the last time I'll ever come here. If not, then STFU. If some of you "ladies" want to see photos of dudes pissing, there are websites on the other side of the tracks that appeal to that particular fetish. Go for it.
71. Posted by aimeethepoet on March 8, 2006 08:27 AM
#70 Fergie and Jenny Mc both took pisses in their pants and were publicly displayed at "The Superficial".
72. Posted by SuperSpence on March 8, 2006 09:12 AM
aimeethepoet: #70 Fergie and Jenny Mc both took pisses in their pants and were publicly displayed at "The Superficial".
REPLY: I must have missed some posts then because all I saw were [grotesque] photos of wet garments, making it clear that Fergie and Jenny had emptied their bladders. I didn't see any photos of them actually doing it at the time. And our eyeballs were not exposed to the site of their genitalia emptying those bladders. Maybe you saw different photos then I did. If what I saw is all that The Superficial showed then my point stands as valid and the only double standard displayed here was that, unfortunately, this Steve-O moron's urine stream was shown. Nothing of the sort was done with photos of Fergie and Jenny -- at least that I saw.
Sorry, ladies, I don't think you're being discriminated against. As I wrote above, those of you who are eager to see photos of Steve-O and other men urinating, there are websites catering to people with your...uh...proclivities. Hopefully, The Superficial is not one of them. SuperSpence doesn't want to have to take his SuperAct elsewhere.
73. Posted by gjp on March 8, 2006 09:28 AM
SECURITY???
74. Posted by Shaun on March 8, 2006 10:14 AM
At least this guy walks in and simply does it. No one cares, that is why it is funny. The Superficial should do more stories on these celebs.
Now Paris Hilton (as some posters above brought up) Steve-O would have p*ssed on her if she walked by. For a drunk, he still has a relevant standing. On top on Paris too. LOL.
75. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on March 8, 2006 10:16 AM
Steve-O pulling out his penis, Steve-O turning to face camera and laugh about what he is about to do, Steve-O taking a long drunk piss, and Steve-O removing all of his clothes. I say this would have taken at least 3 minutes. Probably five. In the meantime everyone's standing around watching him pee and get naked for five minutes. Imagine yourself doing this anywhere in crowded public - it'd take less than 2 minutes before a cop or someone's angry father came up and beat you on the head, and there would not be people standing around cheering and taking pictures. Unless you're a hot girl with a slammin bod like me, who happens to have a glow-in-the-dark vagina.
76. Posted by mamacita on March 8, 2006 10:17 AM
#71 I can vouch for the websites for people with...uh...proclivities. The other day, I was googling the Dane Cook reference from the other day, "someone has shit on or around the coats", and up pops an advertisement for what is apparently called, a "scatting" website!!!! Scatting!! Can you believe that? And here I thought scatting was improvisational jazz singing.
77. Posted by SuperSpence on March 8, 2006 10:22 AM
Wow, those Jackass boys sure are cool rebels: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1525483/20060306/index.jhtml?headlines=true
Idiots love idiots. It's that simple.
78. Posted by ESQ on March 8, 2006 10:44 AM
#46 - Laydeebug I missed you. How is the job coming? I was just about to lose faith about cool commenter's such as yourself that frequent this site. I was contemplating signing-off for a while to this site especially when when have commenter's like "Kimmie." But you have restored my faith...
79. Posted by lebowski on March 8, 2006 10:44 AM
Don't look so fucking proud of yourself, genius.
The guy obviously has an extra chromosome. I thought for sure he would be a lab rat by now.
80. Posted by HollyJ on March 8, 2006 11:26 AM
LOL@62 ...I think you're right... :::locking basement door to keep them from getting out into society:::
I find it interesting that some people find it an appropriate form of adult rebellion to act like a homeless schizophrenic at a formal affair.
I cast my vote with the other people that called him a classless douchebag loser. What a piece of trash.
81. Posted by Devil Is Chrome on March 8, 2006 11:38 AM
Why the need for the hearts? It doesn't look like there's much of a penis to show anyway.
You gotta lend him credit - while Paris, Fergie and others pee themselves and deny it, this guy just whips it right out.
82. Posted by sjb16 on March 8, 2006 11:45 AM
I don't think it's a double standard. Superficial showed Jude Law's less than spectacular wang back in August, and that was more than enough. I'm completely happy they hearted out Steve-O's fleshy parts. I think I can speak for the majority of fish writers when I say, I would have throw up in my mouth!
83. Posted by phattkatt on March 8, 2006 11:57 AM
I have never felt the need to leave a comment until today. I am disgusted by Steve-O's actions on the red carpet. No wonder half the world makes fun of Americans! These are the people we have made famous for no reaseon at all. All of us could do n=moronic things to get attention but the majority of us don't because of a little feeling in us called DIGNITY!! Steve-O has been given too much money for being a useless waste of space!
84. Posted by senin on March 8, 2006 12:06 PM
Looks like Steve-O suffers from the Irish curse. Put that itty bitty thang away...
85. Posted by bitch on March 8, 2006 12:34 PM
This guy is disgusting. I can't stand him.
86. Posted by betterthanyou on March 8, 2006 01:43 PM
Why does a guy with such a small penis always insist on pulling it out everywhere he goes?
87. Posted by if-its-pink-i'll-take-it on March 8, 2006 02:32 PM
i dont know who this man is, but he scares me. has he got a mental problem?
88. Posted by Devin on March 8, 2006 02:36 PM
This guy needs to be taken out back and beaten senseless... what a stupid grin, stupid show, stupid people standing around doing nothing about it... this angers me, this angers me so. Dumbass douche.
89. Posted by N2 on March 8, 2006 03:34 PM
#86. You kind of answered your own question. Apparently Steve-O has a case minimalitis....minimal penis size, minimal intelligence, minimal level of self-respect, minimal class, minimal ass, minimal attractiveness.....just plain minimal! And to boot, he and his antics should have received minimal attention. Keeping my comments to a minimum, I would just add that Steve-O is so minimally unimportant that the person who dared focus an article on him (though minimal) should receive a minimal ass kicking at best.
90. Posted by N2 on March 8, 2006 03:38 PM
#86. You kind of answered your own question. Apparently Steve-O has a case minimalitis....minimal penis size, minimal intelligence, minimal level of self-respect, minimal class, minimal ass, minimal attractiveness.....just plain minimal! And to boot, he and his antics should have received minimal attention. Keeping my comments to a minimum, I would just add that Steve-O is so minimally unimportant that the person who dared focus an article on him (though minimal) should receive a minimal ass kicking at best.
91. Posted by BoardBetty on March 8, 2006 06:25 PM
#84 - irish curse? Every irish guy I've been with has had a gia-normous weiner. Not such a bad curse if you ask me.
92. Posted by popcornsuite on March 8, 2006 07:08 PM
.....never seen this guy before in my life.
Seriously.
93. Posted by JackUup on March 8, 2006 09:00 PM
I hate all of that Jack Ass crew. They're the dudes at McDonalds that you DONT want adding their 'special sauce' to you filet 'o fish!
And...Are they gay?? Not saying that Gay is wrong or anything, but... they like to be naked around each other. And the name of their production company is "Dickhouse"...and there's a rooster (cock)and a big ass rainbow under the logo??? Am I the only one that picks up on this???
94. Posted by urockmysocks on March 9, 2006 02:08 AM
oops..i just gauged my eyeballs out. wheeeeeeeee
95. Posted by Spindoc on March 9, 2006 01:24 PM
Hmm, funny, I thought he'd be at one of those conventions signing autographs next to Tina Yothers and the guy who played "Cousin Oliver" on the Brady Bunch. Nice to know he's still stretching out that 15 min. of fame.
96. Posted by reesestet on March 9, 2006 02:25 PM
If you are going to show your junk in public, at least be kind enough to mankind to be even remotely good-looking!
97. Posted by ning_ning on March 9, 2006 03:27 PM
He should have went all out and took a shit too! Now that would have been funny!
98. Posted by sexydarin on March 9, 2006 06:39 PM
He looks retarded. oh i'm sorry. I mean mentally challenged. Isn't that lyndsay lohan in the background taking a shit on the red carpet?
99. Posted by sexydarin on March 9, 2006 06:41 PM
Does he molest 2 year olds. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
100. Posted by sqecial on March 9, 2006 10:38 PM
Steve-O is doing his thing. If you hypocrites don't like it simply ignore it and it will go away. It's you people that look and say "what a jerk" when what you're really thinking is: "I better call this guy a jerk or someone might group me in with him because there is of course no middle ground when it comes to breaking with the accepted norm." Just be comfortable with the fact that somewhere down deep you demented people found it mildly stimulating that someone peed on a rug (did something worth talking about).
101. Posted by Swordman on March 10, 2006 09:26 AM
Hmm, who is this guy, and why is he allowed to live. What a tool
102. Posted by Spindoc on March 10, 2006 05:21 PM
#100, Yes, I see Freashmen Psych 101 rearing it's ugly head.
I'd be a hypocrite if I went out and pissed on a red carpet in public, then gave Steve-O shit for doing the same thing. All of us looking at a pic of him doing it and saying "Damn, that guy is a douchebag" doesn't make me a Hypocrite, it's makes us superior to him...and you in everyway.
103. Posted by I LOVE PETE WENTZ on March 11, 2006 01:48 AM
HAHA you got to love Steve-O!
Watch the people who probably didn't know him at all are all like 'I love him now!'
P O S E R S
104. Posted by mamacita on March 12, 2006 12:50 AM
I think Steve-O's mom drank while she was pregnant with him. I saw his stupid ass on an episode of Inked and he jumped up on the awning and kicked in part of the Hart & Huntington sign for no apparent reason. He was there getting the 'Billy Bob' tattoo that Angelina Jolie in hopes of winning her over. Moron. It was made even more ridiculous because I don't think he realized that she no longer had that tattoo.