March 07, 2006
Jake Gyllenhaal gets drunk at Pre-Oscars
Jake Gyllenhaal got completely wasted at the 2006 Pre-Oscars this weekend and took the liberty of ruining all of Ang Lee's photos. I did something similar with Jessica Alba, only instead of making funny faces in the background I kidnapped her and threw her in my trunk. Which actually isn't similar at all, but I figured ruining her pictures would be totally inappropriate for the Academy Awards. I think I made the right decision.
More after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by suzy on March 7, 2006 03:35 PM
lmao... i still love him
he didn't win best supporting actor, but he's having fun! lol
2. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on March 7, 2006 03:38 PM
He was drowning his sorrows because deep down he knows he wasn't acting...
3. Posted by Lynette Carrington on March 7, 2006 03:45 PM
Ah, to be young and in love! Or maybe Jake was auditioning for 'Kill Bill, Volume 3'.
4. Posted by mp3junkie on March 7, 2006 03:50 PM
Leave Jake along. He is just having fun. Gosh, he is so damn hot. I love that facial hair.
5. Posted by wunderfulpixi on March 7, 2006 03:51 PM
Come on now, clearly photo shopped. You can't see his reflection in the mirror in the pic second from the bottom. But if he did get wasted with Ang Lee...maybe it's because he made out with a guy for no reason at all. You win Academy Awards for that, dang it!
6. Posted by lish520 on March 7, 2006 03:51 PM
FINALLY!! a news worthly story!!
These pictures are hilarious!! I especially like the one where he is giving the horns.
7. Posted by SuperSpence on March 7, 2006 03:51 PM
I think Jake and Ang went back to a hotel and got all Brokeback Mountain on each other.
8. Posted by lish520 on March 7, 2006 03:56 PM
i meant *worthy*--too many pics of Jake, I can't type correctly-
Damnit!
9. Posted by robot_turkey on March 7, 2006 03:56 PM
"You can't see his reflection in the mirror in the pic second from the bottom."
That's because Jake's a vampire. A very hot, very fuzzy vampire.
10. Posted by tits_on_snack on March 7, 2006 03:58 PM
awesome.
11. Posted by Wild Rose on March 7, 2006 04:03 PM
Wow! These pics are goddam hilarious! Now *that's* the kinda sponteneity I like to see at these stuffy events!
12. Posted by bobbi on March 7, 2006 04:06 PM
"Come on now, clearly photo shopped. You can't see his reflection in the mirror in the pic second from the bottom."
You cant see his reflection because its a glass window. Look, you can even see a waitress in the middle.
13. Posted by Baroness on March 7, 2006 04:07 PM
Just...brilliant.
14. Posted by Grphdesi23 on March 7, 2006 04:08 PM
Remember....Ang Lee made the movie for his DAD.
A father should be so proud.
15. Posted by princess373 on March 7, 2006 04:08 PM
It looks like glass to me instead of a mirror. Does he ever have a date for these events?
16. Posted by Baroness on March 7, 2006 04:11 PM
Is that Uma Thurman with Ang Lee in the first picture?
17. Posted by Captain Awesome on March 7, 2006 04:14 PM
hahaha awesome pictures. There should be one of him dry-humping Uma.
18. Posted by SoCoDivka on March 7, 2006 04:18 PM
I heard today he's hooked up with Kiera Knightly. So jealous...
19. Posted by Kevin on March 7, 2006 04:19 PM
I love idiots who think every photo is faked with photoshop. These are the same people who were burned by those fake 9/11 shots of the tourist.
20. Posted by B-Bomb on March 7, 2006 04:33 PM
Now more than ever, I want to marry him and have lots of little photo-op ruining Jake babies.
21. Posted by nico on March 7, 2006 04:39 PM
I would still do him 54 ways in the back of a pickup truck.
22. Posted by kalla on March 7, 2006 04:43 PM
looks like one of my friends after being overserved. Gotta hand it to him for being himself
23. Posted by asenath7766 on March 7, 2006 04:45 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal is ADORABLE & SEXY! He can do whatever he wants.
24. Posted by rachel on March 7, 2006 04:53 PM
Classic, lol. They look exactly like my company party pictures.
25. Posted by deyanira_spain on March 7, 2006 05:11 PM
hahaah
he really scares me!
26. Posted by playahater101 on March 7, 2006 05:16 PM
He is so hot. I LOVE him.
27. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on March 7, 2006 05:24 PM
You know, I really didn't give two shits about Jake Gyllenhaal before this, but now I'm fuckin' in love with him!
28. Posted by Evangelia on March 7, 2006 05:40 PM
why is everyone saying how hot jake is? it's ANG who rings my bell. and he actually did win an oscar.
29. Posted by downshine on March 7, 2006 05:43 PM
i'd hit that!
30. Posted by Ing on March 7, 2006 05:44 PM
What can I say..that is absolutley fucking hilarious..and I agree..jake does look pretty hot..
31. Posted by Ing on March 7, 2006 05:44 PM
..Ang looks like a good sport....
32. Posted by christenwentboom on March 7, 2006 05:52 PM
15. Posted by princess373 on March 7, 2006 04:08 PM
It looks like glass to me instead of a mirror. Does he ever have a date for these events?
he should take me. i ruin everyone's pictures.
33. Posted by gogoboots on March 7, 2006 05:54 PM
I love Jake too, even better drunk! What a hilarious thing to do to Ang Lee...at least Jake has a sense of humor about stuff, and he's so HOT!
34. Posted by gogoboots on March 7, 2006 05:55 PM
I love Jake he's awesome!
35. Posted by Jayne on March 7, 2006 05:58 PM
I can imagine all the Donnie Darko fanatics literally licking the screen.
36. Posted by Nadine on March 7, 2006 06:05 PM
haha I think I like him even more now, actually yes, I KNOW I like him better =)
37. Posted by BlackMamba on March 7, 2006 06:06 PM
Jake rules!!!!! I absolutely adore him <3 <3 <3
38. Posted by lizzielizzie on March 7, 2006 06:07 PM
I liked him already, but this knocks my love out of the park. He looks so cute being goofy! I'm so tired of all these celebs trying so hard to convince us that they're cool...this RULES!!! Go Jake!
39. Posted by MeganHarris on March 7, 2006 06:09 PM
Painfully this reminds my of my own boyfriend.
40. Posted by cbmd on March 7, 2006 06:52 PM
WHO is the woman in the first pic? Uma or Allure editor Linda Wells?
41. Posted by southtexasgal on March 7, 2006 07:09 PM
Wow...
Jake is even cute when he is being goofy and drunk.
42. Posted by andrewthezeppo on March 7, 2006 07:30 PM
Hot, young, rich, talented AND LIKES TO DRINK
if there was ever a doubt he's the one for me, it's been erased.
43. Posted by Chris'sMom on March 7, 2006 07:30 PM
Look, whether he's gay, not gay, a vampire, fuzzy, or whatever else we can think of, it is still better than seeing more pics of Paris Hilton being herself...a classless slut.
Besides, Jake is so hot, He would be the only man I would ever think of leaving my husband for. The difference is my honey really is a Marine, not just on the screen. Still both very hot though.
44. Posted by Flannery on March 7, 2006 07:37 PM
If I ever get invited to a Hollywood party, I'm hanging out at Jake's table.
45. Posted by NastyTodd on March 7, 2006 08:07 PM
brokeback physco....
46. Posted by Tania on March 7, 2006 08:12 PM
The top two pictures are definitely my favorite. I think they are really funny, my kind of guy.
47. Posted by xaputa on March 7, 2006 08:13 PM
hot hot hot
#11: Ditto!
Had it been Spielberg in the background of those two first shots it would be hilarious.
48. Posted by ESQ on March 7, 2006 08:45 PM
Even if these pictures were real - Jake looks like the annoying drunk guy that has to cram himself in every picture at either a wedding or a party.
LMAO at comment #2 - so true!
49. Posted by Craig & "em" on March 7, 2006 09:03 PM
As always...I hate pointing out the obvious, but does anyone notice that Jake looks Asian AND apparently he's now dating the Kill Bill Girl?
Maybe it's just me!
50. Posted by SugaryCherry on March 7, 2006 09:04 PM
He's pulling a Tom Cruise!
Only I actually like Jake. Here's to hoping he's actually drunk and not Cruisazy.
51. Posted by LaydeeBug on March 7, 2006 09:08 PM
JEE-ZUS!!! I LOVE DSL. I just got it. Oh, and...
FINALLY....a blog for the ladies to goo-goo, gah, gah about.
I would soooo hit that. I knew he was a goofy kind of character. Yeah, he probably is a little annoying like any 25 year old, but dahhhmn, isn't he as cute as a bellybutton?
52. Posted by Viola on March 7, 2006 10:27 PM
#2: Good one! :o)
53. Posted by Sapphire on March 7, 2006 10:35 PM
Ang Lee and Jake should have hit the sack in Brokeback Mountain instead. Maybe they would have scooped up Best Picture feeding some racial relations to the homo tent.
54. Posted by single on March 7, 2006 10:53 PM
oh man. hes just having fun. damn hes hot. ahah those are nice pictures
55. Posted by JohnCameron on March 7, 2006 10:53 PM
[homosexual joke here]
Seriously, it looks like a good actor having a ridiculous amount of fun - and I like the mental image of Jake Gyllenhaal thinking to himself, "You know what? I'm just going to get drunk and mess with Ang Lee's MIND."
56. Posted by hafaball on March 8, 2006 12:52 AM
I'd be drunk too if the best movie I was in had me playing a gay cowboy.
57. Posted by soapbox on March 8, 2006 01:38 AM
He's got a BIG head, literally.
But the pics are funny. Doesn't look like Ang minds too much of his antics. If he looked pissed that would have been bad.
58. Posted by Leyna on March 8, 2006 02:45 AM
haha, I love that first picture. It's nice to see that he can be himself even infront of a camera
59. Posted by Lavinia the Vainglorious on March 8, 2006 03:42 AM
The first and second pictures are the best!
I forgive you for The Day After Tomorrow, Jake.
But poor Ang Lee. He's looking like the patient, long-suffering dad of a frat boy: Dignified, trying to humour Jake, but going "Oy vey" inside.
60. Posted by Sassy on March 8, 2006 06:59 AM
I love him even more.
61. Posted by star_strat45 on March 8, 2006 08:22 AM
Ah, I love the man even more! Great pics! hahaa
62. Posted by amma on March 8, 2006 08:35 AM
I didn't think it was possible, but I now love Jake even more!!!
63. Posted by A Nobody on March 8, 2006 08:55 AM
Blah ha ha! That's some hilarious shit.
64. Posted by playahater101 on March 8, 2006 09:02 AM
# 15 It looks like glass to me instead of a mirror. Does he ever have a date for these events?
I think it's glass, too. He probably doesn't have a date b/c he's still getting over the fact he actually dated that troll Kirsten Dunst. For a long time.
65. Posted by beemochi on March 8, 2006 10:03 AM
So you think Bill Hurt's thinking, "If I lose an Oscar to this guy, I'll fucking lose it."
66. Posted by Shaun on March 8, 2006 10:17 AM
This is better news. I have to agree. He just let loose and said f*ck it to all the other snot wads around him.
Excellent!
67. Posted by Alikat on March 8, 2006 10:18 AM
I love him.
It really annoys me too that with at least every picture someone's like "oh, this is definitely photoshopped". It is so stupid. You can TELl when things are actually photoshopped and sadly, most of the celeb pictures are real.
68. Posted by HollyJ on March 8, 2006 11:18 AM
He looks like satan in the first two pics and a queen in the last two.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS GUY!!!
69. Posted by Chris'sMom on March 8, 2006 11:33 AM
#59 "But poor Ang Lee. He's looking like the patient, long-suffering dad of a frat boy: Dignified, trying to humour Jake, but going "Oy vey" inside."
Yes Because we all know Ang Lee is secretly Jewish.
70. Posted by BreeH on March 8, 2006 11:59 AM
anyone that looks that good in 2 santa hats look good even drunk and obnoxious.
71. Posted by katie on March 8, 2006 01:30 PM
hes astoundingly hot and can therefore do whatever the hell he wants
72. Posted by sugarbuzz on March 8, 2006 01:36 PM
Man, that's fucking awesome. Rock on
73. Posted by Roxie on March 8, 2006 02:59 PM
Jack Nasty in the house! He shoulda cut loose like this weeks ago.
74. Posted by deluxxe on March 8, 2006 04:19 PM
haha. awesome. is that William Hurt?
Looks like Jake is taking some photo posing advice from Jack Black.
75. Posted by teenfeet on March 8, 2006 04:23 PM
HAHA! Fucking Jake, man. I love the one with William Hurt!
76. Posted by ning_ning on March 8, 2006 11:05 PM
He's brain is fried, he had to get drunk thinking of Brokeback Mountain...
77. Posted by pixie-stix on March 9, 2006 12:31 AM
Jake was just having some fun, what the hell. He's one hot biscuit.
78. Posted by thegabi on March 9, 2006 11:32 AM
Hahah awesome.. Nice to see a celeb not acting like a pretentious douche for once.
79. Posted by Moksha on March 9, 2006 01:27 PM
In the last picture you can clearly see the degenerate slope to his head, and the ever-more-bulbous nose which will drop lower and become larger as the years pass. Ugly lil fella. A drunk.
80. Posted by Spindoc on March 9, 2006 01:28 PM
yeah, he hooked up with Kiera Knightly. That sounds about as believeable as the story that Johnathan Ryse Davis and Lindsay Lohan hooked up....convieniently planted by his publicists RIGHT after Scarlett Johansen said that they were great friends because he was like "Having a girlfriend" and he like shopping and gossiping etc... In the same way Jakes boyfriend that he goes to LAkers games with all the time...would be a bit pissed if he came home smelling like Kiera.
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/02/i-think-this-is-love.html
81. Posted by Jessie on March 9, 2006 04:36 PM
Sorry ladies, but he's gay. #2 - funny, but he WAS acting. It was kinda brave of him to take the role, knowing all the rumors abt him.
82. Posted by Jessie on March 9, 2006 04:46 PM
#80 awesome photos. I rest my case.
83. Posted by sarakai on March 9, 2006 07:32 PM
I don't wanna be one of those ppl who say every embarassing photo of a celebrity is photo-shopped but the first photo is so photo-shopped. Look at the way the original photo has been cut around Uma's head- totally fake. And the way the light is apparently shining their shadows should be on the wall not around the edge of Ang's head.
It doesn't, however, take away from the fact that Jake WAS completely smashed and those last three are real- Go Jake, it's your birthday!
84. Posted by Swordman on March 10, 2006 09:27 AM
Jake is Norweigian for Tool
85. Posted by ethicka on March 11, 2006 12:04 AM
This is why he was so awesome/out-of-it when he introduced some montage during the AA. He was hilarious.
86. Posted by Drunk Groupie on March 11, 2006 06:10 PM
I'm totally becoming a Jake groupie. I want to get drunk with him so bad. He rules now.
87. Posted by BadassFred on March 11, 2006 07:49 PM
Am I the only that thinks this guy is a little goofy looking?
88. Posted by Phoenix on March 12, 2006 08:09 AM
#87 no you're not the only one. How fuckin overrated
89. Posted by nick botulism on March 12, 2006 12:26 PM
#83 - pictures taken with a strong flash often have a photoshopped look because of the shadows cast by the flash. the shadows around ang's head ARE on the wall...
90. Posted by theorbitofme on March 13, 2006 05:32 PM
jake, jake, jake....HOT! HOT! HOT!
i would bend over (broke)backwards for that -- PERIOD. these pics are laugh out loud funny -- especially since he always seems so reserved in interviews. glad to see he has a sense of humor!
91. Posted by candy on March 17, 2006 05:40 AM
lmfao
God bless you, Jake.
92. Posted by Ying-Yang on March 23, 2006 07:24 PM
Hilarity! I guess celebrities sometimes know how to have fun like us human.
To those who found these pictures annoying, you need to go get yourself a glass of FUN (preferably alcoholic to get the full effect). It is a "PARTY" for pete's sake.
I am sure Ang Lee is so heartbroken about not having yet another perfect cheek to cheek photo with some supposedly famous person ...
93. Posted by mylene on May 2, 2006 12:13 PM
he's still hot
94. Posted by chanel_bear on May 2, 2006 01:49 PM
i'd still do him