February 23, 2006
Mary-Kate wants to be Kate Moss
Mary-Kate Olsen idolizes Kate Moss so much that she wants to make and star in a movie about her. “Mary-Kate absolutely adores Kate Moss,” a source says. “She was so worried about her when Kate went into rehab, and she even wrote her a really nice letter offering her support and friendship.” Mary-Kate thinks that she'd be able to bring the right edginess and depth to the role. She sees Kate as a survivor, just as she is herself. She believes that this could be the movie to show that she’s a talented grown-up who can really act.”
Well, I really don't know if she can bring the same edginess and depth that she brought to New York Minute. Then again, I'm not sure how much talent it takes to stumble around in a drug-fueled daze playing "pin the penis on the supermodel." The dialogue shouldn't be tough to remember, being some variation on "Come on, I don't have all day. Shove the coke up my butt already." Oscars all the way.
Thanks to Kyle for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by inspector11 on February 23, 2006 12:26 PM
As long as edginess is confined to her shoulderblades, she has the right amount and then some. Egad.
2. Posted by SuperSpence on February 23, 2006 12:36 PM
The scene where she uses a hot crack pipe to masturbate herself to orgasm should be worth at least a Golden Glob nomination.
3. Posted by Populist on February 23, 2006 12:37 PM
OMG, a weary, 19 year old "survivor" who's worth several hundred million dollars. Take a trip through the nearest project or ghetto, MK, and learn what surviving is all about. It's not living in a mansion and throwing up dinner to fit into the clothes you wore at 16.
4. Posted by andrewthezeppo on February 23, 2006 12:44 PM
Are they going to use the same technology they used in Lord of the Rings for this one? I mean they needed to make real live humans look like hobbits, making that weird midget look like a supermodel should be the same process in reverse.
5. Posted by Xanthia on February 23, 2006 12:50 PM
Do we have this straight? The self-absorbed, actress with an eating disorder - Miss "Don't call me a role model"; is actually looking at a self-absorbed model with a cocaine habit as HER role model.....
Yeah - that fits right in with that whack job.
6. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 12:57 PM
Ohh, hoo, hoo,hoo (lauging maniacally, wipes tear from corner of eye) Oh, that's funny.
MK idolized Kate Moss. Does she not realize that she IS Kate Moss? Yeah, someone scraped some DNA from an old coke straw Kate had used when she was nine and cloned MK and Ashley. But they forgot to add Nutri-grow to the petrie dish and the twinkies came out short and with better teeth.
Oh Mary-Kate, you poor lost deluded soul.
7. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 12:58 PM
#2 Golden Glob OMG you killed me LOL!!!!!
8. Posted by ESQ on February 23, 2006 01:01 PM
Now it all makes sense now base upon the article about her yesterday that she does not want to be looked upon as a role model. It is now obvious to us all that she has NO idea what being a role model is about.
That is right MK, my Mom always told me growing up, "Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are." Why not hang out with people that have a good head on their shoulders, but for step in the right direction, let’s start with people that have at least a clue.
9. Posted by GimmeChaChaHeels on February 23, 2006 01:13 PM
God, I hope this happens. I think to bring edginess and depth to it, it would most certainly have to involve donuts, a vibrating jelly tongue, and a special guest appearance by Jodie Sweetin and her crystal meth.
10. Posted by LoneWolf on February 23, 2006 01:21 PM
I think maybe MK doesn't really want to gather Moss, she just just wants to be rolling stoned.
11. Posted by lysistrata11 on February 23, 2006 01:39 PM
#1- LOL
That girl's as bony as a damned catfish. The only edge she knows is the one on the instrument she uses to line her coke with.
12. Posted by gogoboots on February 23, 2006 01:42 PM
MK is on her way to KM type lifestyle anyway. However, I don't think MK does any drugs quite way. She definitely looks kinda stoned most of the time though. Maybe she should be, she'd eat more...
13. Posted by gogoboots on February 23, 2006 01:42 PM
MK is on her way to KM type lifestyle anyway. However, I don't think MK does any drugs quite yet. She definitely looks kinda stoned most of the time though. Maybe she should be, she'd eat more...
14. Posted by cj14mommy on February 23, 2006 01:51 PM
wow so that explains why mk snorts coke, parties till all hours, smokes like a chimney, and throws up anything she eats...she was just trying to be kate moss, ok i got it now
15. Posted by cj14mommy on February 23, 2006 01:52 PM
haha just realized mk's initals are km backwards, sorry one of those second grade moments...:-)
16. Posted by Spindoc on February 23, 2006 02:00 PM
She is a Survivor?!?!?!? Please, Skelotor's neice couldn't even survive one semester at college!
17. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 02:08 PM
#16 Spin, I was thinking the same thing. A survivor of what.....Kate is still in the grips. If she stays clean and sober for 6 months, then I'll call her a Survivor. Mayyyybe....
Oh, wait, yeah, she survived not being put in jail and not having her kid taken away from her. God, she's my fucking hero, man!
18. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 02:09 PM
Fucking Skooze!
19. Posted by MeganHarris on February 23, 2006 02:13 PM
I want to be Mary-Kate. I'd like to play her in a movie.
I'd call it, "Fat".
20. Posted by Buffy Holt on February 23, 2006 02:22 PM
I keep seeing adverts for the VH1 special "WHO FRAMED KATE MOSS". Cause we all know the poor girl is as innocent as toast. Set up!
Get old already Moss!
Ughh.
21. Posted by Shaun on February 23, 2006 02:35 PM
Poster # 2 - hahahahahaha TFF!
22. Posted by nikey on February 23, 2006 03:05 PM
Kate: Beautiful supermodel
Mary Kate: Hideous Troll
Hell, maybe if she pays for the whole movie herself she could get cast. But I don't think so.
23. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 23, 2006 03:12 PM
BTW, they put Kate Moss on the cover of either "Vanity Fair" or "W" magazine, looking all clean, with long styled hair, great gown. She looks great, but it's just another (crack)smoke-screen to detract from her whorish, coke-head, nasty-assed real personality.
24. Posted by Roxie on February 23, 2006 03:38 PM
so guess which other star spawn has a crush on mary-kate! Kathie Lee Gifford's SON. He's 16 now. Did anyone see Jimmy Kimmel? Okay dumb question. check it!
http://www.kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/
25. Posted by ProtonMan on February 23, 2006 04:01 PM
Struth, MK must be kidding herself. I think she admires Kate Moss over the fact she has lived as long as she has without overdosing. MK really wants to know her secret.
26. Posted by Evangelia on February 23, 2006 08:40 PM
what would be the interesting parts in the kate moss movie? would there be lesbian scenes like in "gia"? in which case i nominate someone with boobs and vagina to play kate.
27. Posted by always answer b on February 23, 2006 09:08 PM
Dear MEANIES at Superficial Website,
I just wanted to tell you mean mean people that I DO have life experience. Like, I went to college and stuff... and it was really hard on me, you know? Like I had to write these things called essays that involved a lot of words, and you know on Full House I was really young so I didn't really get to say much, and then when I did I like had to split everything in half with Ashley who by the way I am so much hotter than her but don't ever tell her I said that. So ya, like, um, it was really hard to fill up papers with words when, like, you never really get to like, ever learn them. And it was really hard when the teacher said he wouldn't give me a good grade unless I could introduce him to Bob Saget. I mean, BOB SAGET?! I'm MARY KATE OLSEN! Hello?! I'm like the most important person you'll ever meet in your lifetime. So I totally know what it feels like to feel like a failure and underappreciated because like, someone wanted to meet Bob Saget over me. And like, the worst thing was, the whole time when I had to go to that stupid school, I was FAT! And when I would like, tell my friends how fat I was, and they'd be all like, "OMG MK it's not like you want to be like a starving kid in Africa!" But the secret was, I DID! And it's so HARD to have your beliefs mocked like that, you know? To have like your super bestest friends tell you that you're wrong, even when you're never wrong and like ten times hotter than them anyway? But whatever. Of course by now you can see what a really hard life I've had, and you all should just stop making fun of me.
Love and Kisses,
Mary Kate
28. Posted by mamacita on February 23, 2006 11:07 PM
#27 That ruled!
I have to say that both Mary Kate and Ashley both excelled at a couple of key phrases from Full House. Namely, "You got it, dude" and "owse cream (instead of ice cream)". Am I the only one who used to scream "It's ice cream!!! Ice cream, not owse cream, you idiots!!!!" at the TV while watching that show back in the day?
29. Posted by mamacita on February 23, 2006 11:08 PM
Doh! Typo! There should only be one 'both' in that first sentence.
30. Posted by Bill Clinton on February 23, 2006 11:08 PM
If you rub Mary Kate and Kate Moss together faster enough you can start a fire.
31. Posted by christee on February 24, 2006 01:53 AM
heh, #27...was she in school w/ ally hilfiger and jamie gleicher?
32. Posted by RP on February 24, 2006 03:51 AM
#27--i thought it was always answer C...
33. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 24, 2006 07:27 AM
Hey Mary kate I can have an 8 ball delivered in 10 minutes. Come on over and I'll show you how to really be like Kate Moss. (It's cool becuase she's so small she could probably only do a couple lines and she would start to do the chicken, thus leaving the rest for myself).
Of course to really be like Kate you have to deepthroat Pete Doherty without vomiting.
34. Posted by always answer b on February 24, 2006 11:44 AM
RC #32 -
From everything I hear, C is the most common multiple choice answer. My handle is more of an "inside joke" kind of thing. Fortunately, as far as I know, no one has been stupid enough to take advice from my screen name. :)
#28 - Thanks! And yes, it was one of the other strange phenoms on that show that when they did speak, they had to do it with this disgusting baby talk voice - even when they were supposed to be around 7 or 8 years old.
35. Posted by Chuck on February 24, 2006 02:59 PM
die already.
36. Posted by pinkraindrop6 on February 24, 2006 08:22 PM
it's funny how she only says this after kate is caught doing drugs and whatnot. i guess she's implying she wants to be a cocain addict? probably.
37. Posted by Duffy on February 26, 2006 06:43 AM
Kate Moss- Looks like a fanged alien
Mary Kate - utter legend. She may be thin, but at least she's not fat, unlike....BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!! (fat bitch)
38. Posted by booboo on February 27, 2006 08:27 AM
Sure why not?...She already has the skinny crack whore look down.
What kind of parents let their kids go out in public looking like that?...Seriously...Shes not even past the legal age yet and she already looks like a prostitute.
39. Posted by ker on March 21, 2006 01:05 AM
post 38... who are the hell are you talking about?
MK is 19 practically legal...
or you were refering to britney spears and i got it...
::backs off::