Oh Boy - Another Paris Story !

Well, I am shocked!!! Shocked, I tell you!!! Paris Hilton is just vile. She must have all manner of STDs by now. Or scabies, at the very least. She's gotta have scabies. Please God, let her have scabies!

Hey! Lesbians are people too. For if you prick them, will they not....wait... sorry...I guess no pricks are involved.

toy pricks

that are attached to panties

Well I hope it is a lot more exciting than the sex tape she did with Rick Salomon. That would be considered a sleeper. Let's hope Pee-pee is more exciting with chicks then she is with guys. Perhaps a possible AVN nomination? Pee-pee does want to be in the movies after all and recognized for her "talents."

so i went to the only damn donut shop on island, this morning. it was like 8 am. i walked in and asked for a donut. the mean lady told me she had just opened and had just put the donuts in the oven. really its like almost lunch time and she just started making the donuts. and who the hell cooks donuts in an oven?

donuts express my ass !

I think there is some confusion. Lenz said they were using toys, not sex toys. She spent six hours building a miniature city with Lego in Paris' cooter. It's pretty cool - it has skyscrapers, an airport, a zoo and a 12-acre park.

flamarkel, that would have been funnier if the story right above didnt specify SEX TOYS...
She added: "We just pleasured each other for hours, recording it all. Paris had brought all manner of sex toys - to make sure we didn't miss out on anything simply because there was no man in bed with us!"

God as my witness, Paris Hilton's vagina will be the basis of a Stephen King novel.

Unless Paris has her face all over that chicks coochie, I ain't interested.

It's probably like one of those lame-assed, late-nite Showtime sex vids where there is alot of posing and preening and fake "ooohs and ahhhs" and then for an encore Paris rubs her calves together and plays a tune for us.

"We lied down on the bed."

The English teacher in me just "lied down" and died.

sorry I disappointed you, gossipmonger. I'll try harder next time. I live to please you.

Carmen and Victoria, meet Paris and Nicole.

Thank you LadeeBug. My thoughts exactly. Maybe they even touched each others breasts without making contact with a nipple. I wonder if her parents are going to go on Oprah again after this tape comes out?

I thought it was already the basis for that movie, The Cave, Papa.

I wonder if pee- pee is into getting/recieving golden showers. I wouldn't mind watching these sluts pee on themselves. "Thats hot!"

I thought this happened a thousand years ago?

Oh, god, did I wake up into a parallel universe? Schit I gotta kill myself.

I really dislike Paris Hilton (big surprise), therefore i love seeing her embarrassed..

So... When's the tope coming out??

#7 Ummmm, Donuts.

OK, I quit.

I though being bi was "special", like those ho's in the Kid Rock/Stapp video thought they were special. Now that Paris is doing it, I'm moving on.

I'm thinking of shaving my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tinfoil and poking my eye out with a hammer.

Clearly, what happened in Vegas isn't staying in Vegas.

My guess is that Paris' people and Nicole's people are working out how the rental/sale profits are going to be split, and once that's settled we'll be treated to the most one-sidedly erotic lesbian pairing since Ellen Degeneres and Portia Di Rossi.

Well, then and once Nicole finishes her final course of penicillin treatments and gets her AZT cocktail going. Gotta be in good health when you're out promoting your porn tape.

BIG YAWN!! Paris does not surprise me anymore. I hope at least she makes some sort of noise in this tape. Or, at least acts like she is enjoying herself. Because the tape she did with Rick was so damn boring and I kept thinking I had to turn the sound up.

Who is Nicole Lenz?

Paris is so ugly, and yet she thinks shes so cute. I cant stand the girl or anything she does.

I want to see a sex tape between Mischa and Paris.

Please tell me this sex tape is coming out soon! Nicole Lenz looks hot, and hopefully the room will be dark, so you won't be able to see the creepy crawlies running out of Paris' cooch.

Mischa and Paris hooking up. About as attractive as a grasshopper and a mantis, and that is insulting the insects.

If you swabbed paris' vagina and put the contents on a pitri dish, a few hours later you'd have a full bacteria city complete with skyscrapers and a mayor.

She must be the dumbest person alive. She continues to make these tapes and is surprised when they get released.

THAT CHICK IS HOT!
http://xs32.xs.to/pics/05236/Marie_Nicole_Lenz_01.jpg

Oh, and calling it a lesbian tape is insulting to lesbians. The lezzies I know would't bang Paris with Nicoles chocha.

That's hot.....I'm a girl and even I'd want to see that tape but with it on mute so I don't have to hear Paris' shrill voice ringing in my ears.

Paris Hilton has ALMOST run out of ways to be a disgusting slut. She's like a giant trip to Cancun where a wet t-shirt contest turns into a muff-diving competition because the girls just want to be the biggest whore in the damn city. Paris however, is an overacheiver, and wants to be the galaxy's biggest whore, of all time and space and history. She's going to have to do more to hang on to that title, like screw horses and put bowling balls in her vagina, then eject them full-force down the bowling alley and scoring a strike. I'm just going to wait. These days a lesbian video ain't shit.

Word Queen, she's a quiff!

Let's face it already, Paris Hilton probably should become a Pornstar. I will admit, the pervert in me wants to see this video. However, if it was as lame as the other one, I may settle for the Victoria's Secret catalogue again to drain the milk from my sex organ. How gross, yuk.

We should take bets on how many people this whore as slept with. I'm gonna go with 300.

I remember once in Greek Mythology class we had to write a paper on comparing one of the main gods to someone in todays news. Some of the girls compared PH to Aphrodite. Well, it took a while, but I had to kick every one of those girls' asses, then sit them down and explain to them what cooze-heads they were being.

Oh, I go an A.

In response to #36:

*Slaps down a ten* You're on. I say 400.

the chick looks like Tara Reid, no?
Without the smug, lazy expressions.

I wouldn't be surprised if she has slept with 1000 people in her short slutaholic life.

She is so unbelievably nasty - that South Park episode of her was dead on. For the life of me, I can't understand why this girl is a "celebrity".

There's very little anyone can tell me about Paris' sex life that would surprise me.

Oh sure, if you said she had sex with a cockroach, I might be slightly startled. Or that she french-kissed a turtle, okay. But in general, I believe it all.

If any of the above is true, I hope she didn't give the cockroach or turtle her STDs. Skank.

ooohhhh yuck!!! Perish the thought of going down on Paris. You would have no idea who or what had been there before you!!!

In response to comment #42 - I do have a pet turtle and he took major offense to that remark. He just told me he wants nothing to do with that cooze and to just leave him alone swimming in his tank. Oh and more goldfish please.

Gee, I guess being an average Joe working everyday and paying off student loans isn't so bad. The alternative could be an heiress, embarrassing my family everyday by my atrocities and by fucking everything in sight would be the upside.

I am waiting for the day when her family has had enough of her and has cut her out of the will altogether. By then she may have picked up prostitution as a profession, why not get paid at what you like to do, right?

Say ESQ? Not to get off the subject, but is a $20,000 loan balance bad? I have yet to graduate and that's the balance so far. How long d'ya think it's gonna take me to pay it off?

Oh yeah her first sex tape was so hot I can't wait to see this one.

Yawn.

I'd watch it. The other girl's pretty.

Her mother & father probably whore around too. Otherwise you'd think they'd pull in the reins on this idiot for making the hilton name equal slut. She is UGGGGLY! Her face looks like she got stuck coming out, like Sly Stallone. And if guys are turned on by someone built like a little boy w/slighter bigger boobs, she's your skank.

RE: Her Parents

Her dad looks like he spends a lot of time in the drawing room (alone) with his bottle of 500 year old scotch and the mother, well she probably has a lifetime prescription of ________ (write in name of your favorite relaxy pill).

So, they probably don't even remember that they have kids, anyway.

Oh dear Paris you dirty whore you just cant seem to shock me anymore..
#48 I agree, did u see the pic of her slut mums nipple hanging out? I think that whole family is a bunch of tacky whores..like mother like daughter..
The worst thing is that they seem proud of Paris..PROUD!
...did anyone say AIDS...

As for her original sex tape...yawn..if thats anything to go by no thanks...the only thing worse then a dirty whore....is a deadroot boring dirty whore...

Damn, she ruined Vegas for me! I didn't think it could be done, but now I'll never be able to get one of those $1,000 a night Bellagio rooms. They'll have to burn the hotel to banish the creepy-crawlies left behind from Paris's hootch.

Maybe she can marry Michael Jackson next and then they can bothbe weird and disappear off the planet.

In response to #45 - Considering I have a little under $200k in student loans, I consier $20k nothing to pay off. It depends upon how much you pay monthly.

#53 - I would ask for a refund on my student loan if I was you. Speeling is obviuosly a subject yuo mised.

Actually after much quiet contemplation I have changed my mind. I would watch this sex tape. As long as there is fisting, lots and lots of fisting.

Ugh, I'm tired of this. Sounds like skanksville unleashed to me.

I can imagine few things more painful, masochistic and unsatisfying as sex with P-Ho. All those bones jutting at you and that faint (and by faint I mean overpowering) smell of fish, fame desparation and dead cat emanating from her coochie. Blegh.

Whats her obsession with people called Nicole? Maybe its her subtle way of hinting to her sister that she wants to make a sex tape with her. Now that would be the pinnacle of her skandom because we've pretty-much seen every vile thing she can do besides incest.

Ok let's forget about that ugly piece of shit Paris.

NICOLE LENZ IS FUCKING HOT!! Someone post more pictures of her.

And one more...I'll go out classy style:

http://xs32.xs.to/pics/05236/Marie_Nicole_Lenz_02.jpg

Hey...they wouldn't let me post the other pics of her! I highly recommend google-ing them...and then literally googling all over them.

This is one of the ugliest photos I've seen of Paris. She resembles that character from Conan O'Brien called Preparation Harry. They both look like rats. I have to find a picture of him. She is the classic exhibitionist but not classy at all.

Ok Lenz is hot (don't use the Paris tone). I'd bang her if I were into chicks... and chicks with a strong possibilty of STD's and me catching something I can't wash off. I'd watch the video just out of morbid curiosity, but I'm assuming that it's like watching someone break off their entire toe nail, painful and makes my skin hurt!

Herpes! The gift that keeps on giving, in fact I think I'll have that tshirt made and mail it to Paris!

Good idea, Whitters.

I wouldn't touch any "playboy model" with a sanitized stick. They are just one step up from a meth-amphetamine-crack smoking, pole choking, junk-shooting, cum-guzzling porn "actress." And that's not a far jump.

LOL lovely, so lovely!

Excuse me while I go bathe... I feel so dirty now :p

Well, like her or not, the honry pervert inside me says, "I <3 Paris Hilton." :D

Hasn't the world seen enough of Paris's vagina. Soon the thing is going to need its own agent, manager, etc... Appearing next week on the talk show circuit to discuss its new straight to paperback, "Life Without Panties"...

Paris is a whore. Do you think her daddy diddled her when she was a child? There is some seriously dark, dank, skank shit in her, man. She's had problems since she was like 15 man (drinking, rehab, etc.)

She needs a live-in phychotherapist and some Zoloft, man.

#19 -- What makes you think this embarasses her?

this site is sooooo frickin hysterically funny. big deal she is a slut, u'd be surprised who isn't these days. sluts make the world go round, and provide the gossip we so desperately desire to pass along. the whole thing makes for a nice chuckle if u ask me. what make me fall over laughing about it all, is that all the nobodies out there like to think she even gives a damn what we think at all. i can't wait to see how she plays herself out next

trying to picture Paris Hilton having sex with Nicole Lenz is like picturing an oversized praying mantis trying to mount a barbie doll. Fun for awhile, but then you realize what you're masturbating to and have to kill yourself for being disgusting ...... that should win the Pulitzer prize right there. Shut down all the typewriters screw the million monkeys trying to write shakespeare we just found.... THE ONE