I don't think Paris's legs have been closed for a long time.

I'm speechless. I mean what could anyone possibly say that hasn't already been said?

she must be wearing extensions cuz it doesn't really look like her, except for the lady-like sitting position.

I'm more interested in the chick purging in front of Paris. It made me feel like that too. Go ahead..get it all out.

They look painted on?

I'd hit it all night long. She's a dirty little slut. And that is hot.

I mean... the photo looks retouched; as if you could scratch off the "panties" with a quarter.

Like some kind of sick lottery ticket.

Who's the girl between her legs??

The girl who is passed out in front of Paris, was actually knocked out from the stench of that STD ridden crotch.

I agee SMPF! What's going on with that girl on the floor in front of her. What's up with that!

Paris is just getting boring. She really needs to step it up a notch to keep her rep. Maybe do something like launch a flying squirrel out of her clam while giving head to a Rottweiler. In a club on a table of course. While peeing. But really would that even surprise anybody at this point.

I am amazed she is even wearing undies. Slag.

She's so whorish. I luv her.

Panties... since when does she wear panties...

Look at all of those man whores around her!

Every time I hear the song “Horse Sized Pills” by the Dandy Warhols I think of Paris...

sniff, sniff, sniff....eewww, whats that smell!!!

dimestoredetective: Get in line, it looks like it's going to be a helluva wait. But I bet she can fit more than a few in there at one time, so she'll get you in and out in no time. No pun intended.

And you'll need more shots beforehand than if you were going on an African safari.

oh shit, I didn't even see the girl who looks like she's retching. too funny.

She is so drug f#$cked all the time she doesnt even realise wats going on..or maybe she does..eww
She is such a dirty slag! Just goes to show that money does not buy class, or manners, or any decency at all..

I CANT SEE A THING!!! What girl, what panties, what vomit? All I see is what looks like an inner thigh.

This is like one of thise pictures where the question is "Is it an old lady in a shawl, is it a girl in a hat?"

You can practically see the crotch crickets frantically trying to exit the festering whore hole....

The girl on the floor is no doubt worrying Paris is going to pee right on her any minute now.

Can't blame her: Paris hasn't made it to a women's restroom since 2003.

Speaking of which- doesn't it look like there's a wet spot underneath Paris?

I think she just gave birth to that thing between her legs. She probably just never knew she was pregnant and she sure as hell wasnt going to stop partying to have a baby.

the guys around her don't even look like they really care.

Go Sip, you kill me! I almost spit Diet Coke out of my nose when I read your post.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the pic.

Those guys seem to be talking about her exposure, but they don't seem excited. They actually look bored.

anyway, I hope she gets disowned & doesn't get her inheritance. But she'll probably make an even better living as a prostitute.

The guy in the white looks like he's thinking..
"Holy crap, ew, I can actually see the herpes from here, omg.... Okay, just look away, look away man!"

Stop it with the Paris Hilton "news". We get it, she's a whore. I don't need to be reminded everyday. I've seen her suck a d, I don't need to see her thongs every morning.

It's amazing she'd even be in such company as that. Doesn't she have somewhere better to be?

Next step, cameras velcroed to her socks.
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/024/302_panty04.jpg.150.150.jpg

Similar to dogs, that's the only way Paris can sweat.

But look at the line of guys waiting....I mean come on what guy in their right mind would still hit that skank...even lead condoms lined cryptonite wouldn't keep a guy from catching the skank...

Well, wouldya....geegollybutWOW... I have now seen it all... Will fling myself into a self-induced coma, only to return to consciousness when that hotel in France is levelled with the ground. I swear to (the deity of your choice) that the only thing that would make me wish to jump off tall buildings and aim for the ground MORE than observing the vapidness of that plastic creature would be if I actually WORKED at that particular hotel... How many crank calls do those people have to endure on a hourly basis?!?

did anyone notice that perhaps she HAD peed and was "showing it?" there seems to be a dark spot near the cooch.

The smell of fish sticks in a used gym locker room come to mind.

Didnt I just say that all Paris Hilton posts NEED to be replaced by a story about Jessica Alba doing anything??? Paris needs to be phased out ASAP... if no one talks about her, she'll go away, I promise... I dont even have the energy to make fun of her anymore... I mean it would be one thing if she was hot and kept doing things like this, but shes a 6 AT BEST...

This slut is routinely embarassing me. As if the constant onslaught of STDs wasn't enough, she's spreading her legs for every camera within a 100 mile radius. I've had enough, I want emancipation, freedom I say!

She's still firmly entrenched in the top 5 of my "people I would stalk just to punch in the face (if assault were no longer a crime)" list. Right above Kevin Federline and Usher. She's actually in a tie with herself for the top 3 spots - then it opens up for other "celebrities". Why is she still getting any press?? She sucked a dick 4 years ago...let it go already.

Hmmmm....must have been that time of the month, hence the reason for panties. Usually this whore lets it all hang out.

In response to #7 - funny as hell!

Paris will soon have a site like this guy. But hers will have a webcam showing her trying each item on...

http://www.dresskevin.com/

Somebody yelled to the chick underneath of her by saying:

1) Duck she is going to squirt
2) Duck she is going to pee
3) Duck she is going to queef
4) Duck she is going to fart
5) All of the above.

she does this all the time, who gives a shit. just stop talking about her.

Somebody just yelled to the chick in between her legs:

"Ther she blows"

Just like a sperm whale does.

...She *really* does appear to be sitting on a wet spot. Which may explain the relative look of alarm on the guys' faces...

Paris is actually asking the group of guys in front of her, "Do you wanna fuck? I'm ready!"

The guy in the white shirt is actually questioning baldy, "I don't know dude, would you hit that? I'm kinda scared."

... and her parents seems to be proud!

Before knowing the name Paris Hilton,
for me HILTON= Big Hotels around the world
Now Hilton= Big slut-whore-stupid-notalent-noclass woman!

Did anyone notice that PH seems to be holding the other girl down by her hair. Is this some kinda fight/whore club type of a deal?!?!?

Paris is actually wearing panties?

The weather report from hell is currently six degrees below and snowing.

I like her. She's pretty. I respect anyone who can become famous without resorting to talent. Or brains.

Great, Paris has abused her cooch so much it now speaks on its' own (#38).

ZZZZZZZZZZZ...When you Yanks finally get over this woman - Call me

Since when does Paris Hilton wear underwear? I thought she was above such nonsense. Psh. Underwear.

Not that there's anything wrong with Paris...well maybe the fish smell...But ... like... in old cultures people used to follow around people like Aristotle and Plato...if you get my drift...

I'm I crazy or is the guy in the white shirt looking humilated Paris Lastis? How old is this picture?

This picture is about the most doctored image I have ever seen. The black skirt is extremely fake. It is appearant because you can still see seems on the guy with the black shirt's shirt. Also those are about the most unrealistic panties of all time. The arm has been doctored too; it's two different arms mixed together. This all beyond the fact that Paris is floating. I love a Paris Hilton joke as much as the next guy, but seriously, a real picture would have been more appreciated.

No comment other than that I feel really bad for Paris' gynecologist. How fucked up must he be?

I think the guy on the right, in the black shirt, is Noam Chomsky - which is weird because I heard he was more into Nicole.

Well the superficial has taken this photo out of context,
This was actually a still shot for a commercial shoot for Massengill Medicated Douche.
She has rendered another human being unconsciuous,
Do you ever have those days when you feel not so fresh.

Paris is having a hell of a lot of fun on a daily basis and she's harmless.

She loves to shop, loves to party and doesn't hide the fact that she loves sex.

You go girl! You're HOT!

If she's hot - let's all hope it's the STD's kicking in.

she was just proving that she can queef on command.

Can we go 24 hours without an embarrassing Paris Hilton story? Just once? Just to see what it's like?

That doesn't look like her. The source doesn't add any info either.

That is TOTALLY her. Who else would have their legs wide open in the middle of a group of guys? Look at her face. It's her.

Is it possible for a day to pass without hearing about her being a skank? She's just gross. And what happened to her flavor of the month? Did he fall in that cavern she calls a vagina?

There's a pic on MSNBC of Paris and her mom and sister posing on the red carpet waiting to go into somne club. She's wearing this exact dress and her sister Nikki is wearing a grayish blue dress. I think that the girl in between her legs is Nikki. I bet their mom is cheering them on in the background.

The picture in the link below was taken on her birthday (before got shitfaced of course). You can see that she is wearing that same skanky top in the picture above. I'm still not sure what she is doing to that poor girl but it is definitely Paris.

Also, I REALLY hope I'm wrong, but doesn't she look a little "full" in the belly area? We do not need the likes of Paris procreating! I hope she just forgot to puke before she went out.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/857/638/1600/celebritysmack_parisponch1.jpg

Oops, I forgot: I'm sure you all noticed this on your own but in the pic with her family she's wearing some sort of hideous lace skirt and it's mysteriously gone in the skank picture. She's an even bigger slut than we all previously thought. She doesn't just hike up her skirt, she takes it off completely! I don't want to know what came off next. Eww.

Whatever - this is tame by Paris standards. This is what she wears to church.

Tania-

It looks like she's wearing lacy tights in the fam pic, which she's removed for the disco slut pic. Her dress has a black lace border on the bottom too, which is visible in the disco slut pic.

Re: #67 photo. Good to see they're reshooting the Munsters.
Who's going to play 'Eddie' ?

I think her coot is part of the fashion ensemble, before you know it being a dirty slut will be all the rage on the fashion runway!

The best thing about the picture is that the guy in front turns to his friends and is like, dude do you see that? And his friends are totally looking into her coot like it's the black hole. And she pretends not to notice, she is just TOO MUCH! Whatta ho-bag!

blog #67 she's totally bloated, i noticed that the other nite too...wondered wtf?!

#56 I just saw the arm, you just ruined it for all of us, but I have a feeling this is Paris somewhere else. Where did that arm come from?

Ok this stupid Paris picture is from Myspace and you guys won't take REAL picture of Nicole Richie eating friggin hotdogs (for a change). You really need to lay off Paris for
at least a week cause this picture of her SUCKS ASS!

Look, that snatch sees a lot of action. Maybe her genaecologist told her she needs to air it out every so often. In public. After ensuring there are some cameras around.

LOL, Oh the thought of her actually having a genae! That doctor could conduct research from her 'samples' that would lead to cures for every known form of VD. But alas, I fear P.Ho has no doctor of the nether regions and she will continue to spread her microbes to all and sundry. What a loss to the medical world.

That pic is so NOT photoshopped. Her right arm is bent up, with the light shining on the top of her upper arm and the shadow catching the underside of her lower arm. The black skirt is the same one in the photo that that link goes to; it's shoved all the way up, just like a tight skirt does when you open your legs wider than the width of the skirt. The scalloped edge matches the design where it is stitched to the pink part of the dress.

There is nothing wrong with that picture. Well, okay, there is, but not like we're talking about here.

OHHHHH and it sure looks like a dark spot on her panties (I can't believe I stared at her panties long enough to actually see that) and a dark spot underneath her, so it sure does look to me like she fulfilled all the requirements of being Paris that night:

1. At least one person passed out
2. Crotch shot (panties optional, this one happens to be with)
3. Pee spot
4. Appalled onlookers.

Yep, that's Paris!

Her parents must be so proud. Actually, now that I think about it, they probably are. The acorn doesn't fall far!

YES SHE PISSED HERSELF YET AGAIN..200MIL AND TOO LAZY TO MOVE

she's grabbing some chick's head then, cause I just looked closer and that's what it looks like, plus she's floating above a carpet and a girls head...hmmm....pretty bad picture...

Looks like she pissed herself and then gave whoever was laughing about it the finger. But apparently, nasty public body function make Paris giggle as well.

The Superficial Editors,

Please, for the love of all that is holy, quit writing about this no talent retard. No one likes the woman, but no one hates her enough to care either... Find someone original and interesting to make fun of. Paris is so easy that I'm wondering if you really even have any skills to make fun of others...no fair taking the easy route.
There! I challenge you to find better people to ridicule. Do it for the kids.

She's definitely peed herself. It's even more obvious in the source photo. Her panties are wet and whatever she's sitting on is too.

I for one am generally entertained by this retarded shit. Those who don't like it should not be visiting a website called the superficial.

Look at those men,damn flies around shit!!

It looks like Paris is getting ready to deliver a "Cleavland Steamer".

If you look closely its almost like Paris is squatting down to help whoever is on the floor or to pee. Look how short she looks compared to the guys and theres nothing under her so I'm guessing shes squatting....maybe airing out her cooch

The word "cavernous" comes to mind when I look at this picture. I bet banging her would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Wow 3 pages of paris hilton stories on home page of superfish again.

do you think mr. superficial is obsessed with the whore?

Coming to the site to see that picture of Paris aligned left of the NuvaRing ad...ohhhh, the irony!

she makes me sick

positive id: that dude in the white is the waiter-cum-standup-comic from "the restaurant"...anyone willing to back me up here?

Shes a HOG, and a ugly one at that.

Okay. I'll be the first to notice this. She is not sitting on a wet spot. She's not sitting on anything. The dark area under her is the back of her "skirt". Don't get me wrong, a skank is a skank is a skank. But in this case, she's not a pissy skank. At least not yet anyway. She's a nasty looking squatting skank, but a dry one.

wow # 76, or should i say nicole, get off it. we all saw the photos. it wasn't that entertaining. nicole, eating is good, but her (your) 15 minutes are up

Paris Hilton's crotch is like the bathroom wall opposite your toilet. You've seen it so many time's you forget it's even there. Just not exciting. I mean it's just a cooch covered in a thin layer of cotton between the legs of a super rich chick that likes to make sex tapes. Ok, maybe I'm getting excited.

Well they say all publicity is good publicity, right? And all those Hollywood superficial types have publicists, right? So now I am just imagining what each morning's itinerary looks like. "OK today Paris I want you to..."

I guess it's multiple choice -- suck something, expose something, puke or pee on something, get engaged or split up with something -- A pretty easy job for a publicist don't you think? Must be the first job you get when you are a publicist's apprentice. And look at how all the magazines and websites fall for it! Geniuses, I say!!

If I had a rotting vertical catfish and bacon sandwich with extra tartar sauce hanging in my face, I'd be puking too

Either my computer screen is shot (which it isn't) or you guys are imagining what you are seeing.

I see a bald guys head, a doofus in a white Polo, and what looks like a female form in the middle, who may or may not have her leg bent on the seat. She's wearing someting with spaghetti straps, but nothing else is clearly visible. It is sooooo dark and you can make out nothing.

What more can be said?

She's nothing but a whore. That's all that she's known as, that's what made her famous, and she seems content with that.

I just can't wait until her 15 minutes are up. But when that happens she'll pull out 3 more sex tapes and she'll be back in the news.

She sickens me.

Diva, unfortunately we live in a country where smut, sluts, crabs, skanks and douchebags are all applauded (do I have to mention how long Jerry Springer has been on the air?) Originality, talent, real beauty, brains and goodness was flushed down the toilet when the "The Real World" (there's an oxymoron) debuted.

it looks like an outtake from that chappelle sketch "im gonna piss on you" .

That poor girl on the floor is looking for the dignity she lost when she decided to party with Pee-ris.

Have you not all noticed that the people around her have turned to pillars of salt?

#37 No truer words can a wise person speak. Leave it alone and it will go away. That depraved child is seeking what she didn't get at home growing up....attention. She'll take it any way she can get it. You'd think with all that money she'd find more productive ways to get attention. Oh here's one for ya Paris, visit a low income poverty ridden neighborhood in need of a major facelift and....Lift it.

Damn you PoPoZao......

Damn you PePeZao.....

I can't wait for the day they find her in a dumpster

When I lightened up the photo you can clearly tell it is Paris with a blond chick lying on the floor under her..possibly overcome by the smell.

WOW...I hate pointing out the obvious, but Paris should really consider trimming down there. It looks like she has so much hair, that she even put a bra on her "Garden of Wonder"!

#97 you forgot to add putrid and festering.:)

One more day, one more story about PeePee Paris, and yet one more day I want to gouge my f'in eyeballs and shove sharp objects down my throat.
Paris is so stupid she can't even aim a woman at her hoochy. Look, the girl she has by the hair is going sideways.

Oh...wait...I think I see Scott Baio's hand coming out of that pastrami sandwich she calls a vagina. So that's where he's been all this time.

not to be picking a fight here, but how do we know she is a slut? so she made a kinky movie. ive made those and i dont think i am a man whore. she does those things to keep in the spotlight...

Ok the girl that's below Paris who's having her head grabbed by her plus flashing her own coot. This picture is just way too interesting, we need a close up people because it's sooooo KINKY. It's also borderline S&M for those in that kinda stuff. I think the girl is also throwing up but not 100% sure. I just checked out the Hollywood rag, damn Paris's coot sure looks scary likes she could crack nuts between her legs...shudder!

And that is the dress she was wearing while posing with her parents and sister the other nite! woohoo! she's been caught being a dirty little girl, ripping half her skirt off like a catholic school girl, teehee!

She's airing it out, before its annual de-lousing.

i can hear the psa now...."because no one ever says 'I want to be an incontinent clap trap when i grow up.' Parents, teach your kids about the dangers of idolizing a hilton. they'll thank you later."

My observation was that I actually think she is dancing with her dress rolled up, but in any case, WE ARE TOTALLY OVER SEEING HER VAGINA ALREADY.

That's one classy bitch...wow.

Oh. My. Gawd. She is so utterly devoid of class and common sense it's mind boggling. And yes, she TOTALLY peed herself. Again. Her parents must be so proud.

You know, everytime time I see another picture of her my eyes start bleeding.
Enough already. For the love.

can someone please throw that demented whore in front of a bus?

Hoped no one tried to feel her up, even being a couple feet away from her panties could put you in danger of catching syphilis.