February 21, 2006
Mischa Barton says Paris Hilton is insecure
Mischa Barton has come out and said that Paris Hilton's cruel remarks about her are due to her insecurity and hunger for publicity. Mischa fell out of Paris's circle of friends when she began dating Kimberly Stewart's ex-fiance, Cisco Adler, and recently said:
"I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so isn't. She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful."
Barton also attacked Hilton's appearance at the Brit Awards last week's, saying, "I tuned into the Brits because I like to know what's going on in British music and I saw her and I was like, 'What?' She was coming out with all this ridiculous stuff, like, 'I love London because... whatever.' Please."
Paris does seem the insecure type, like one of those people you could walk by and say something like, "You're looking a little fat today." And then it would ruin their life. She'd call you a stupid lying fuck face and then pretend she was okay, but then she'd secretly develop one or two eating disorders because she's scared of the way people view her. Then she'd over compensate and pretend to be secure by having her clothes fall off in public and making sex tape after sex tape. Which I'm totally fine with, by the way, so feel free to call her fat as often as you'd like.
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Comments
1. Posted by blackblackheart on February 21, 2006 04:12 PM
FIRST COMMENT!! MUAHAHA
2. Posted by blackblackheart on February 21, 2006 04:13 PM
aaaaaanyway...
Mischa Barton is right. ^_^
I think Paris Hilton would be like one of those girls in high school that pretends to be all cool and cuts herself at night -.-;;;
3. Posted by inspector11 on February 21, 2006 04:14 PM
you sure the article didn't say, "Mischa fell out of Paris' legs"?
Because firstly - those things are always open, and I'm positive lots of things fall out of there every day - old tires, telephone books, wads of cash, wads of other stuff, and people much larger than Mischa Barton.
And secondly - I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton doesn't know what a circle is.
4. Posted by Becca on February 21, 2006 04:14 PM
Yay... more Paris Hilton. Why can't her career end this year too. Well actually, she doesn't even have a career unless you consider being an attention whore one. She needs to just fall out of the spotlight stat!
5. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 21, 2006 04:16 PM
Anyone who dates a dude that named Cosco.......I mean really, does he sell his hair in bulk packages....does he have large quantities of Ugly at discount prices....who does hi think he is calling himself Cosco....what?...His name is Cisco? Whatev, he's still ugly.
That's funny, two anorexic self-absorbed cunts calling each other names. I see it now, their fights involve eating a huge bag of popcorn each and projectile vomiting at each other.. "You bitch, why I outta....blecchhh" "What, you ho, oh yeah, raaaalllph!"
6. Posted by butterflynans on February 21, 2006 04:17 PM
I don't know Mischa, but i would root for her to join Paris in the Simple Life, what a due! they could both show their non-plastic surgery B+ tatas.
me~
7. Posted by dr. kenneth noisewater on February 21, 2006 04:20 PM
how does mischa measure sucess? by the number of bridge people she's sleeping with? watch out for the new paris/cisco sex tape to follow this argument.
8. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 21, 2006 04:22 PM
Oh, and another thing, why would she go with a guypreviously who put his willie into Kimberly Stewart? Eewwwwwwwwww!
9. Posted by avocadosaregreat on February 21, 2006 04:24 PM
"Paris Hilton's cruel remarks about her"
what did paris say?
10. Posted by ElFurbe on February 21, 2006 04:24 PM
Mischa Barton photo from Useless Things:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6141/1996/1600/misha.jpg
My dear and fluffy lord. And people were ragging on her looks yesterday. Utter nonsense. That girl is phenomenally gorgeous.
11. Posted by poohead on February 21, 2006 04:25 PM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=30994054&imageID=516803280&Mytoken=12B533AB-8185-E8AD-59ABA639388728A952513894
@ Tao this weekend.
12. Posted by Sangiovese on February 21, 2006 04:27 PM
Wow, and to think I really didn't like that Mushu chick. Awesome! I hate even saying so....but, how many EX-fiances does Kimberly Stewart have, anyway? Wasn't she JUST engaged to that guy from the OC reality show?
13. Posted by DaveBenner on February 21, 2006 04:27 PM
"She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful" - Barton on Hilton
I've taken shits that were more more successful than Mischa Barton. Paris REALLY hates my shits.
14. Posted by Evangelia on February 21, 2006 04:28 PM
Why do actors and musicians even hang out with Paris? What's her appeal? I mean, these people could have much cooler friends. I'm not famous and I wouldn't got within a ten foot radius of her.
15. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 21, 2006 04:31 PM
#11 poohead, what is she doing....I can't see it.
#10 ElFurbe, I like your name, but she is not "phenomenally" gorgeous. Pretty, yes, but Michelle Pheiffer is flipping gorgeous. Nuff said.
16. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 21, 2006 04:33 PM
#14, Evangelia, she's a freaking billionaire. And you know actors like to hang out with money. Actually, E, she's basically just a bag of money with Prada shoes. That, is the appeal.
17. Posted by poohead on February 21, 2006 04:36 PM
laydeebug click on the image u foolio.
18. Posted by thetruthhurts on February 21, 2006 04:37 PM
Actually, neither Paris nor the Hilton family is outrageously rich...I remember reading that she is worth less than 10 million, so I don't think that's the real reason that musicians, etc. hang out with her...I think it has more to do with the fact that the possibility of a new sex tape is ALWAYS on the table....she's always looking for new co-stars!
19. Posted by HughJorganthethird on February 21, 2006 04:41 PM
Only one way to settle this:
CATFIGHT!
In this corner representing the skinny, bleeding, homeless daters of the world MISCHA!
And representing the slutty, ebola infested no discernable talent skanks of the world PARIS!
I got Barton by KO halfway through the second round. Unless Paris wipes her glove on her clam. Then all bets are off.
20. Posted by kroft on February 21, 2006 04:55 PM
I don't like Mischa much. But what she said is pretty much accurate. I remember seeing Mischa in movies before the O.C.(which I've never seen) and I thought she was a cute kid with potential. She seems to have turned into a typical party-girl bitch now. Which is sad. But..
She is much more talented, classy, and better-looking than Paris Hilton. Which isn't saying much but, still. She's a few years younger than Paris, so she still has time to mature into a decent young lady. Or more likely, time to rival Paris as a stupid, slutty, trashy, completely artificial attention whore. Which will never happen of course, because Paris is the undisputed queen in that department.
21. Posted by Evangelia on February 21, 2006 05:05 PM
lol laydeebug...size 13 prada shoes, no less.
22. Posted by Evangelia on February 21, 2006 05:07 PM
and btw, saying that mischa is "phenomenally gorgeous" cheapens the meaning of the phrase.
23. Posted by Sheva on February 21, 2006 05:13 PM
Until Mishka does a sex tape with a beautiful brunette like that Lenz chick she's just a sack of bones on a semi-anorexic body.
And that means she ain't good looking. At least for another dozen or so meals.
Paris is so much hotter. I mean we all know what Paris does.
We can only guess that the Cisco bum is humping his 15 year old.
24. Posted by eatyourfeedback on February 21, 2006 05:25 PM
I thought it was Nicky Hilton who called M.B. a fat pig, not Paris. At any rate, both are fucking pathetic.
25. Posted by eatyourfeedback on February 21, 2006 05:26 PM
I thought it was Nicky Hilton who talked shit about M.B., not Paris. Oh well - they are both pathetic.
26. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 21, 2006 05:29 PM
Poo head I KNOWWWWWWW! I just can't see it; it's too dark, you googlio!
27. Posted by hermanita on February 21, 2006 05:57 PM
ok, again, what is it with mischa barton? Who the fuck did she sleep with to get more attention then her billion times hotter co-worker, Rachel Bilson? I don't know, but seems to me that with this comment SHE'S the one seeking attention. Still, she's very right and I don't mind. Paris sucks. Can't she see that nobody likes her nor wants her in the spotlight?
28. Posted by bigfatmomma on February 21, 2006 06:49 PM
wait, paris hates everyone around her age except ashlee simpson?? come on, she's got to have some friends. right?
29. Posted by Maeve97 on February 21, 2006 07:21 PM
I was indifferent about Mischa but now I like her because I feel like Paris is one of those girls who became undeservedly popular and is a total bitch. I don't understand how it seems as though Paris has any friends in Hollywood. I am so tired of seeing her everywhere, she is worthless and braindead.
30. Posted by Doc on February 21, 2006 07:32 PM
I just fell in love with Mischa Barton... she had me at "(Paris) seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful"... which by my last account would be EVERYONE...
31. Posted by Spindoc on February 21, 2006 07:43 PM
The sad thing is, that Paris Hilton probably made more money last year being a waste of space "i.e, getting paid to go to clubs, giving her image to purses overseas, royalties from the deal she gor for not suing over the video etc..." than Misha Barton made on her show. That being said, and besides the fact that I think Misha Barton seems like an obnoxious cooze I still like a nice cat fight in public. Go ladies go, Run those bitchy mouths!
32. Posted by ESQ on February 21, 2006 08:02 PM
Of course Mischa can say Pee-pee is insecure, not everyone can wear white and not use a pad or tampon and bleed on themselves with pride and dignity like Mischa. You go girl!
P.S. I would take Mischa any day over Pussy (showing) Hilton
33. Posted by amma on February 21, 2006 08:12 PM
Well, I guess if I spent my time pissing myself in public, I'd be insecure too.
34. Posted by MeganHarris on February 21, 2006 08:24 PM
Ah yes, Nothing like 2 pretty celebrities in a good ol' fashion catfight.
35. Posted by Jayne on February 21, 2006 09:11 PM
I can't believe Mischa is British.
Aren't British actresses beautiful, graceful and talented?
Really now.
36. Posted by billabong021 on February 21, 2006 09:40 PM
mischa's british?
37. Posted by Miss Skyline on February 21, 2006 10:27 PM
Mischa is a mumbling plank and Paris is a bow-legged whore. Can we get back to the more, ah, *interesting* celebrities?
38. Posted by Captain Awesome on February 21, 2006 11:25 PM
The Superficial needs to stop putting stories about no-name losers on their front page.
Where are the Tom Sizemore stabbed a homeless guy stories? Or John Goodman ate a small schoolyard full of children photos?
39. Posted by Jayne on February 21, 2006 11:36 PM
I was as puzzled as you are, billabong021.
40. Posted by gogoboots on February 21, 2006 11:55 PM
Mischa Barton's insecure as well, it's like calling the kettle black. Or something like that. Paris Hilton is so insecure she needs to have nipple slips and coot viewings every once in awhile ya know? Just to keep us noticing. Hey, didn't we ban Paris from superifical, now there's more crap on her than ever...YAK!
41. Posted by Lavinia the Vainglorious on February 22, 2006 12:00 AM
Haha Mischa isn't this like the pot calling the kettle African-American? But Im glad she said it, its all true.
Ps Mischa isn't British, she just mentioned she likes to keep up with British music-whatever Mish.
And not all British actresses are graceful, beautiful and talented. Doesn't anyone watch Footballers Wives? Or maybe you guys in the US get the 'Mericanised version like your limp version of The Office. tut tut.
42. Posted by gogoboots on February 22, 2006 01:48 AM
yes the pot calling the kettle black...(and im not talking about black people so im a little confused by the correction)
43. Posted by Sassy on February 22, 2006 07:35 AM
I believe Barton was born in England somewhere, which is clearly the spur for her patronising interest in 'British music'.
Fudd.
At least Hilton is vaguely entertaining. Barton's about as animated as a roof tile.
But... what's this talk of a white dress and bleeding? I need to see a picture. It could be more amusing than Fergie's incontinence.
44. Posted by rogk on February 22, 2006 11:00 AM
It is worth considering that Mischa Barton has a successful career as an actress, aged 20.
http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/Thoi-trang/2005/05/3B9DDF3E/mischa9.jpg
http://thetyee.ca/Life/2005/10/04/mischa%20barton.png
Clearly she is glamourous and has a wonderful career ahead of her, no doubt possibly modelling as well as acting.
http://www.fresh99.com/images/ocgirls/mischa-barton-pics-new-019.jpg
Paris needs to develop some talent to establish her celebrity for the long haul?
Was Ms Hilton not working on a music career a few months ago?
45. Posted by rogk on February 22, 2006 11:02 AM
It is worth considering that Mischa Barton has a successful career as an actress, aged 20.
http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/Thoi-trang/2005/05/3B9DDF3E/mischa9.jpg
http://thetyee.ca/Life/2005/10/04/mischa%20barton.png
Clearly she is glamourous and has a wonderful career ahead of her, no doubt possibly modelling as well as acting.
http://www.fresh99.com/images/ocgirls/mischa-barton-pics-new-019.jpg
Paris needs to develop some talent to establish her celebrity for the long haul?
Was Ms Hilton not working on a music career a few months ago?
46. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 22, 2006 11:21 AM
She was born in England, that's where it ends. She's American. If your American mon's water breaks in Africa, well I guess you're African by birth but once you're raised here, you're shit outta luck. You're American.
47. Posted by Jungle Diva on February 22, 2006 11:31 AM
I think Mischa is way hotter than Paris, and way less whorish.
She's probably right too. Paris seems like a lonely little girl crying out for attention. It's sad really.
48. Posted by smartass on February 22, 2006 12:57 PM
#41-I watch footballer's wives-good stuff I watch a lot of BBC & other satelite stations because for that reason. I think I only watch about 4 regular shows on the local stations, not counting reality tv. The gov. in the US are such pusses that they like to try to limit what adults can watch. After Janet jackson's boob thing on tv they're trying to take us back to ozzie & harriet. It's disgusting, & it's just driving people away from the local networks more. And it's only because a MINORITY of religious nuts set off e-mail & phone campaigns that make it LOOK like it's the majority. It drives me nuts, obviously.
49. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 22, 2006 03:46 PM
As an American I have to say, "Americans are such hypocrites."
50. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on February 22, 2006 03:49 PM
Of course Paris is insecure. She's ugly as fuck...and all ugly girls are insecure.
51. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 22, 2006 05:35 PM
#48, Yup, she is ugly. And althought I think she looks like an uptight cunt, M B is definitely prettier. I hope the two remaining Hilton boys are better looking.
52. Posted by hafaball on February 22, 2006 06:57 PM
Exactly...some people have eating disorders (I don't think Paris does, even though she always looks pretty creepy) but her disorder is sex. And getting nude in public. And giving blow jobs to...well you get the point
53. Posted by gogoboots on February 22, 2006 10:39 PM
Paris looks like a drag queen anyway, Mischa is going in that direction too, although why should we even bother with her anymore, she's as entertaining on the OC as watching paint peel to be honest. The girl's not destined for greatness, at least Paris is destined for whorishness...
54. Posted by Mr. Fritz on February 22, 2006 11:00 PM
I think Mischa and Rachel Bilson are both attractive in their own way. Mischa is angelic and Rachel is hotter. That's why they are the same show! I don't mind seeing two beautiful women on the same screen. Remember Gilligan's Island? You had Ginger and Mary Ann.
55. Posted by christee on February 23, 2006 04:32 AM
so, paris loves london...are there any MORE greek shipping heirs named after european capitals we don't know about? let us know when she starts dating helsinki.
56. Posted by Jum on February 27, 2006 03:13 PM
Rachel Bilson is indeed very attractive, hell, I think I'm even going to add her to my list of women who I'd fuck even though I'm gay. that boobs are too delicious to resist
57. Posted by tess on March 1, 2006 08:33 PM
Paris is probably the latest ho on earth to be friend with. Im not surprised that she lost almost all her friends: Lindsay, MK Olsen, Nicole and now Mischa. They all avoid her like plague. You don't have to be a medium to predict that hanging out with this skank will end up in a boyfriend stealing scenario or something.
58. Posted by Stacey on March 21, 2006 10:34 AM
Did you guys know that Paris has a myspace account?? It is http://www.myspace.com/xxparisxxhiltonxx and I know there are a lot of imposters of her on there but I really believe this one is real. She even held a drawing on there for autographed pics of her and knew details that only she would know.