January 20, 2006
Nicole Richie flashes nipple on E!
If you look up the definition of 'irony' you'll probably find this video of Nicole Richie talking about not flashing the camera as she accidentally flashes the camera. Then again, my dictionary is a piece of crap. I tried looking up the definition of 'entrapment' and all I got was a picture of a koala riding a space ship. What the fuck is that, man?
The video is NSFW so I wouldn't click 'Play' unless you enjoy getting fired from work for looking at nipples.
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Comments
1. Posted by Rocknrope on January 20, 2006 02:56 PM
Why do I suddenly feel like flapjacks and fried eggs?
2. Posted by Evangelia on January 20, 2006 02:58 PM
It is not possible to have nipples if one does not have breasts. Therefore, Nicole was not really flashing the camera, she was just showing a birthmark or tattoo.
3. Posted by al rarow on January 20, 2006 03:04 PM
This video is ancient.
4. Posted by gossipmonger on January 20, 2006 03:32 PM
OK cokewhore, look into a MIRROR before going on TV!!
5. Posted by Sheva on January 20, 2006 03:40 PM
This must be ancient video as she actually looks like she's been eating like a human in this.
6. Posted by Wayne Nix on January 20, 2006 03:44 PM
That's so ironic it's a Pynchon novel.
Maybe he could write the next season of The Simple Life.
7. Posted by Shaun on January 20, 2006 03:58 PM
She actually does look healthy for once. Her skin doesn't look so stretched out and brittle. Regardless, even if she was on coc-a-cola, that looked premeditated. She seems very aware of her surroundings.
The Superficial should try to get this mutt and paris in the ring. That would be halarious. I mean, admission would only have to be a urine sack for paris. But it would still be funny to watch.
8. Posted by HollyJ on January 20, 2006 04:41 PM
that cameraman zoomed onto her tit the NANOSECOND it appeared - was he lying in wait, staring at her shirt ?
what a grave disappointment for him to see only a pink doorknob nipple with no boob under it
9. Posted by roxybc on January 20, 2006 04:45 PM
That video is really old. I think it's right after she was in a fashion show where she actually DID flash the whole audience at the end of the runway. She was still fat then. They didn't show the whole video clip of her speaking, so she was probably saying something like, " I didn't intend to flash the whole audience, but how could anyone resist my Ta Ta's!"
10. Posted by gigi33 on January 20, 2006 04:50 PM
This is a way old video. She's finally visited a stylist and doesn't wear day-glo makeup and hair extensions that only a 12 year old would find cool.
11. Posted by Mary45 on January 20, 2006 04:56 PM
With whatever that eyemakeup is supposed to represent...it makes her look like Tammy Faye Baker's daughter!
12. Posted by annjenleigh on January 20, 2006 05:10 PM
You can have nipples and not have breasts. Men do it all the time.
13. Posted by derekd on January 20, 2006 05:40 PM
She actually looks fuckable there. She musta ate a cheeseburger or something.
14. Posted by rachel on January 20, 2006 05:47 PM
She must have some secret kid at home that we don't know about cuz this is exactly what I look like after I let my 6 year old do my hair and makeup for fun. Or else she just really pissed off her stylists and for revenge they made her look like a clown.
15. Posted by PirateWench on January 20, 2006 06:34 PM
It's my dream to lose my job and become a kept woman. I played the nipple video fifteen times, but I'm still employed. I'll never trust you again.
16. Posted by Evangelia on January 20, 2006 06:44 PM
lol annjenleigh. I forgot about men since it's never news when they flash their nipples...why? I demand equal nipple-newsworthiness for both sexes!
17. Posted by ESQ on January 20, 2006 06:55 PM
Is that a man in drag? And he forgot to put in his implants? GOD that was horrible, it hurt my eyes to look at it. Next time she should not use a trough to put on make-up.
18. Posted by Miss Skyline on January 20, 2006 08:33 PM
Wow, her makeup looks like she rubbed her fingers in her eyeshadow and just smeared it on. Hideous.
19. Posted by Porcelyn on January 20, 2006 08:52 PM
Brown nipples are gross. Think Pink.
20. Posted by DannyJames on January 21, 2006 02:39 AM
i think what we saw was Nicole flashing us a malignant melanoma tumor. She is crying out for help!
21. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on January 21, 2006 03:10 PM
she looks like Tommy Lee and Courtneys Love's illegitmate child. I think Tommy gave Lionel Richie a night with Pamela Anderson in exchange for adopting this little girl.
22. Posted by Rochford on January 21, 2006 04:31 PM
She so knew that she was doing that.
23. Posted by 2cute4ya on January 22, 2006 12:32 PM
Get DOWN with BROWN!! Pink Stinks!! Get a tan nasty pink girls!!!!
24. Posted by PostAcidYouth on January 22, 2006 01:09 PM
Getting a tan is highly unlikely to change one's nipple colour. Besides, I'm happy with my pale skin...why risk skin cancer for that unwashed look?
Disclaimer - the above does not apply to naturally tanned people. Just those who bake themselves silly.
25. Posted by Bo_Smith on January 22, 2006 08:24 PM
LMFAO she is funny
26. Posted by LoneWolf on January 23, 2006 05:26 PM
Sorry to derail, but speaking of nipple flashes, here's a tip (pun intended) from your Uncle Lonewolf. Rent Into The Blue, and do a frame-by-frame of when Jessica Alba's underwater escaping from the bad guy. He grabs at her as she's on the way up and pulls one side of her top down and you can definitely see some nipplage. Assuming it's her and not a stand-in, it's worth checking out. Actually, it's worth checking out anyway if you're into nip slips.
Now back to our regularly scheduled tearing of celebrity as@holes.
27. Posted by jugsgirl on January 24, 2006 07:48 AM
video won't work
28. Posted by PostAcidYouth on January 24, 2006 04:59 PM
why on earth would you rent into the blue and put yourself through a whole film's worth of godawful acting? Alba's nipple isn't worth that torture
29. Posted by Rocknrope on January 25, 2006 07:39 AM
Agreed PostAcidYouth, not even Alba's nips are worth all that stupid effort. Frame-by-frame my ass, just oogle them through her dress here: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000968.html
30. Posted by ker on March 20, 2006 08:28 AM
LOL this site cracks me up! seriously
theres no blogs better than superificial.com here
you guys get so melodramatic on nipples
especially celebrities... they're just
nipples.. why dont you guys cut off celebs's headshots and put them in porn star's body and you can j/o to it also to begin with
lolololll