January 20, 2006
The Superficial Quickies
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married in the next couple of weeks and might be expecting twins. Looks like I'll have to murder two babies for being more attractive than me instead of one. [Mirror]
• New images of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2 have been released in a desperate attempt to prove to the world that her vagina hasn't completely turned to dust. [I Watch Stuff!]
• In a shocking turn of events, Pete Doherty pleaded guilty today to possession of heroin, crack cocaine, morphine and marijuana. Shocking! [AP]
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Comments
1. Posted by Spindoc on January 20, 2006 02:05 PM
This guy is such a junkie that I started to get the munchies just from seeing his picture in the paper.
2. Posted by SuperSpence on January 20, 2006 02:30 PM
"In a shocking turn of events, Pete Doherty pleaded guilty today to possession of heroin, crack cocaine, morphine and marijuana."
REPLY: What, no tic-tacs?
3. Posted by Shaun on January 20, 2006 03:22 PM
Twins huh? Looks like Jennifer will be charging $70.00 an hour now instead of $35.00 to babysit. :p
Sharon Stone is old. Like, the no name vanilla ice cream in the fridge that is freezer burnt old.
Pete Doherty. Not much to say. I have never followed his "status". By looking up some of his history, I never would have anyways.
4. Posted by Jonboy in SF on January 20, 2006 04:13 PM
Don't you know that beautiful people have ugly kids and vice versa? Not banking on the Jolie-Pitt twins being Gerber babies...if you know what I mean...
5. Posted by Jayne on January 20, 2006 06:02 PM
Sharon Stone..that's disgusting.
6. Posted by Linnea on January 20, 2006 06:26 PM
Pete Doherty can come and snort cocaine with me. And by with me I mean off my naked body.
7. Posted by amma on January 20, 2006 08:16 PM
...Sharon Stone looks awful. They make her look okay in the movie stills...But seriously, she is starting to look like one of those stringy old lizard guys one usually finds inhabiting places like Bakersfield...Yikes!!! Wha' happened????
8. Posted by BuffyH on January 20, 2006 08:23 PM
Doherty is such a retard. And he kinda smells.
9. Posted by derekd on January 20, 2006 09:54 PM
I disagree about the kids will be good looking. Interestingly enough, two good lookin' parents usually produces a butt ugly child. We shall see.
10. Posted by Viola on January 21, 2006 08:45 AM
"Interestingly enough, two good lookin' parents usually produces a butt ugly child."
Well, not USUALLY, but it happens (Kim Bassinger's kid, for once)...
As far as the twins story, I don't think so. They said the same thing about Britney (something to the extent that "there was a litte girl hiding behind the little boy in her ultrasound") and that was all bullshit.
11. Posted by Bloody_Knows on January 21, 2006 01:18 PM
Angenina is taking a lot of flack over "stealing" Brad Pitt. They called her "groom raider" in the Mirror here!
12. Posted by DannyJames on January 21, 2006 06:38 PM
Groom Raider! Thats awesome! But yea im sicking of everyone talkin about this kid like its beauty is going to heal by lookin upon it. The child will have a combiantion of their two features which isnt necessarily a good thing. It good be this giant lipped beady eyed square jawed woman.
13. Posted by zena marie on January 21, 2006 08:16 PM
Oh. More 'news' about Brad Pitt's midlife crisis. cool. *Y*A*W*N*
Sharon Stone looks nice in that photo, but the directors oughtta cut the crotch shot biz. The shock value of that wore off back while Michael Jackson still had a nose.
Wow. That voodoo doll Kate Moss stick pins in sure must be workin'!
14. Posted by Don'tPanic on January 22, 2006 03:39 PM
I think the twins story is bullshit. In that picture it looks like Angelina has a lazy eye.
15. Posted by lomies on January 22, 2006 08:09 PM
Oh, right ... every pregnant celebrity couple is supposed to have twins. Right.
And when was Kim Bassinger Jolie/Pitt level of attractive?
16. Posted by benjamin01 on January 22, 2006 10:32 PM
I think Kim Basinger is at least as goodlooking as AJ (re#15), and better looking in some ways. They both, apparently are as neurotic as inbred poodles.
17. Posted by moomoovacaroo on January 22, 2006 11:31 PM
is it just me, or is EVERY recent picture of Brad & Angelina a pic of her up in front and him standing behind her with a goofy look on his face like "heh heh I'm fucking the prom queen, whoohoo!"
18. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 23, 2006 07:15 AM
"During Bill and Jane's visit over New Year, Bill looked at Brad, then at Ange and said: 'You made the right choice, son.' It was very emotional." Did he mean, "well she looks like more of a goer than the last one"?
"Maddox also called Bill and Jane 'Nanny and Grandpa', and Brad's eyes welled up," says a family friend. That kid is wise. He figures he'll be losing his mother's attention pretty soon so he'd better fish around for a substitute.
The Mirror article reckons they had Fertility Treatment?!!!