"Gooney f-ing goo goo"

I've never liked Shakira much. Her face isn't that pretty and she actually boasts about having small breasts. Shouldn't she be ashamed of small breasts? I mean, isn't that the lesson every woman in the world should have learned by now: Be ashamed of small breasts, goddammit! Small breasts are an abomination before the Lord! Alter thine hooters or be cast into the pit of despair with all thine raisin-chested witch-sisters!

Ohj, that's just a bad picture of her.

SuperSpence, I almost spit my drink out. Damn you!

Shakira voice contorts and she always sounds like she is gonna break out into a Jewel-style yodel but then immediately sounds like the lead skank of Pussycat Dolls. It's annoying and frankly a little frightening.

Whenever, wherever!

Underneath your clothes, there's a horror story . . .

Superspence you rock!

Shakira's claim to fame, other than the yodel, is that she can bellydance and sing {?} and look all angry and sexy and stuff at the same time.
But, she's really short. And some girls are and look great...but she is like squat short. Beauty rule of thumb is your hair shouldn't be bigger than you are.

http://www.iballer.com/wallpaper/divas/divas_p_z/shakira/images/shakira4_1024x768_jpg.jpg

WTH happened?

SuperSpence should become a commentator for XM radio: "Celeb Slam with SuperSpence" 7:30 pm Central. That was funny dude. Thanks for the laugh.

Shaq-quirra looks like a shemale dragqueen inpersenation of her self. She has never been hot or anything to beging with but then airbrushing anyone and they look great.

Why did you put a picture up of John Bon Jovi circa 1985 and call it Shakira?

Kelly are you drunk?

Shakira's hot. End of story. Yeah, they found a shyte picture of her but she's far more lovely than that and non-egotistical and self-efacing, and if you really wanna hear her let loose listen to the Spanish-language versions of her stuff.

Eww, keep Shakira and her "Fijación Oral" away from my pants.

ehhh..she's still hot.one bad pic dont ruin a few months worth of fantasies.

that "sasquatch" hairdo prob cost $900!

Actually, Shakira's claim to fame is that she's a very talented songwriter who can actually play an instrument, something that is extremely rare among "musicians" nowadays. Back when she was famous only in her country (Colombia), she would play guitar and sing her own material. Now that she's become a product of American pop culture, you only see her gyrating her oil-covered torso. Don't blame the artist, though; blame the industry and the public that supports it.

I love Superficial, but if you're going to make fun of someone, make fun of someone who actually sucks, i.e. K-Fed. Oh sorry, I mean, Mr. Federline, Master Songwriter.

I think she's a decent singer, a good dancer, and she has great hair. However, I agree that the car-oil slathering has got to go.

Are their men with fantasies of mounting a women covered in Pennzoil? I would think that having your man joyhole jam-packed with car oil could lead to some kind of infection, or at least an uncomfortable itch.

Her NFL neck is also as wide as her head. She needs some kind of neck reduction surgery. And they can remove that enormigantico Adam's apple while they're at it. Look at her NECK!

that IS a bad picture of her..
*sobs*
How tall is she again? 5'2?

She's 4'10".
She's damn fine, have you seen the woman dance?

what the heck is a a sasquatch? you all use it a lot, but i'm not sure i understand what it fully entails. besides the above big hair and big muscles

At 4' 10", she'd be the smallest Sasquatch ever.

I actually like that she's so small -- I could more easily slip her into my pocket and cart her off to the dungeon in my basement. Then I'd release her and she could cut her newest album: "a gringo did unspeakable things to me in his dungeon for a few months." It'd be a real breakthrough for Shakira, and it'd all be down to me.

Bigfatmomma, are your fingers too big and fat to google the word, fer crissakes?

Shakira has suffered from the same affliction as Gwen Stefani: she thinks people care about her talent. Sorry princess, but you're never too famous to stop being hot. Get back to it, and we'll get back to listening to your crazy songs. At least Gwen came back to her senses; I hope Shakira follows suit. I love Columbian women.

If anyone had a problem with any of the photos at the link below, i'd have to call you a homo.
http://www.shakiragallery.com/thumbnails.php?album=topn&cat=94

longboorder - i GET you - i found that gooney goo goo blast from the past hilarious!

shakira is hot hot hot, covered in oil or not.

sorry, but nobody looks good from that angle. Nobody.

I think even for a bad picture, Shakira doesn't look even half as bad as some other celebs. *cough* Britney Spears...who at one point was considered the epitome of beauty.

She's a cutie. ( Anyone with brown eyes has an unfair advantage.)

You guys are completely off your rocker. This women is f'n beautiful. Ah Shakira: her eyes, lips and that AMAZING pelvis... This is a bad picture?!? This is the best you can do?! Maybe she looks tired, probably was taken at the end of her concert doing 2 straight hours of singing and dancing. Hell the piture was even probably taken mid eye-blink.
Sasquatch please- you take a picture of anybody at hip level it's not gonna be awfuly flatering.

I'd just like to know wtf is going on in the pic below...

http://www.shakiragallery.com/albums/userpics/10134/normal_eagles_8160763_tag.jpg

why does it look like they're bumrushing her small and humble breasts?

Lastly- small boobs? They look pretty nice in that picture- I'd gladly cup them.. Huge boob size doesn't really matter with that a girl that can MOVE like that. She'd totally kick your ass in bed...

Longborder - that made my day. Just spat my lunch onto the keyboard, boss is wondering why the hell that is so funny.

"Your wife's a bigfoot, isn't she Gus?"

"
Shakira has suffered from the same affliction as Gwen Stefani: she thinks people care about her talent.
"

The difference is, Shakira, even on ludes with an H chaser never said this:

"Tony called me and I was like, 'Dude, I suck.' And he was like, 'Dude, come over.' So I went to his house and a bunch of our friends there were playing these tracks that Tony was doing that were, like, stupid. I was like, "You did not do these." And he's like, 'Yep, you wanna hear your tracks?' And I was like, 'Nuh-uh, you did not.' So he
pulls out this one and I'm like, 'Oh my God, that's my song." - Gwen Stefani on the artistic process.

God how I love that quote ...

That link of photos to Shakira is evil. Reminds me of the time I was visiting San Diego and she had a concert. I was half serious telling my friend let's go check her out.

He didn't know what real half-hearted excuse to give the wife.

And she's a midget? Under 5 feet. Hmmn, may have to rethink the midget thing. She's darn sexy.

Whoever's never had a bad pic may cast the snide remarks. Visit #23's link (altho I didn't really care for 'em...u can call me homo... cuz I am) She's hot... for the guy whose head I look over to check out the slightly more developed friend.

Small boobs are great, short girls are lovely, people who are mean are insecure assholes

whattaya doin' Superficial?

Shakira's been singing and dancing like that since she was a little girl. She's not any kind of fake and who cares if she's short and has small boobs?

The money she makes doesn't go up her nose or to pay off publicists / lawyers to keep her in the news & out of the lawsuits - or to pay photographers to follow her around and take pictures day and night to keep her in the tabloids.

NSFW link follows:

http://www.fundacionpiesdescalzos.com/english/index.php

I don't know, I still think she is sexy, even without make up.

i cannot believe anyone would make fun of shakiras appearance. just because she is very natural compared to all the other stars and is very original because of her original background is no reason to cut her up as much as everyone has been. ...her hair is probably mainly natural because of her spanish/columbian background and she is not 4"11. she is 5"2. not that it really makes a difference- fact is- shes short. just like all the other stars. she has a good body and a very original voice. and no one can make fun of the way she dances- its amazing. so although you may not like her look, there is no reason to deny that she is totally unattractive. she is truly beautiful... and if no one can see that in even the tiniest part of her... then they are blind. or even more likely- jealous.

Ok firstly I think it is sick to tell people they need to have plastic surgery because they don’t fit into your category of perfect beauty. Secondly why don’t you put your photos online and let complete strangers comment on you (see how it makes you feel). Thirdly what are you lot doing wasting your prophetic times of your lives commenting on something you do not support or care for?

p.s. you lot are big losers spending time criticizing someone you barely know looks like to me that you lot have graduated first in class of judging people congrates.