January 18, 2006
Ricky Martin and The Golden Shower Hour
Seems a skeleton bone flew out of Ricky Martin's mouth the other day when he was doing an interview with Blender magazine. Now a foundation he's an ambassador for wants him to step down. UNICEF is not pleased.
The backlash stems from an interview published last month, in which Ricky told Blender, "I love giving the 'golden shower.' I've done it before in the shower. It's like, so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different." Ricky went on to say, "I'm open to everything. There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt."
The Ricky Martin Foundation is an advocate for children's rights and is actively involved in the fight against human trafficking. Ricky is also a Goodwill Ambassador for UNICEF.
I'm not sure they should beat up on the guy for the world's worst kept secret. And notice, he didn't say, "spank on the butt." He said, "spank in the butt." Holy Smokes! Go buy stock in Tylenol PM, because I guarantee an epidemic of insomnia to hit within the week. Unless, of course, the thought of Ricky Martin peeing on people and getting spanked in the butt doesn't keep you up at nights. In which case forget about it.
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Comments
1. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 18, 2006 01:24 PM
He's fighting for children's rights to pee on each other in the shower.
2. Posted by Roddy von Seldeneck on January 18, 2006 01:34 PM
I also find it exhilirating to pee on people.
What is wrong with that?
:)
3. Posted by Spindoc on January 18, 2006 01:39 PM
If you read the entire interview, you will also notice that he didn't use pronouns. I.E he didn't say When I'm with her, or when she does this to me. It was when I'm with them, or when that special person blah blah blah. Sheesh, you think trying to hide the fact that you are gay would give you a bit more discretion than to admit you pee on people and cause everybody to go digging around in your sex life.
4. Posted by raspberry queen on January 18, 2006 01:47 PM
Ricky pees the body electric
5. Posted by ishtar on January 18, 2006 01:51 PM
wait, isnt Angelina Jolie, a woman who has openly done several wierd things as well, a UN ambassador? Seems like being weird is becoming the prereq...UNICEF should just get over it...even though he's weird, he brings attention to the cause and isnt that the point?
6. Posted by amma on January 18, 2006 01:51 PM
...You know, its possible that his poor command of English has led to these misunderstandings. Did he have any idea what he was saying?
On the other hand, that would make it a lot less funny.
Pee Ricky! Pee!
7. Posted by ScottyBitch on January 18, 2006 01:54 PM
ishtar you beat me to it.....I was going to say this worked for Angelina Jolie....giving out "spicy" details of her sex life in interviews.
ps: Seems to me that people who like to do that are often duds in the sack in reality. Maybe they feel inadequate or something so have to shoot their mouths off.
8. Posted by addonis on January 18, 2006 02:11 PM
no surprise,he pees on everyone every time his music is played.yeesh.
9. Posted by Binky on January 18, 2006 02:42 PM
I guess you never can tell who you'll 'piss off' Rick.
10. Posted by HollyJ on January 18, 2006 02:48 PM
::::Living la palmada locaaaaa:::::
11. Posted by SuperSpence on January 18, 2006 03:02 PM
Maybe UNICEF thinks they need the publicity Ricky Martin's revolting sex life will bring them, but I don't think it'll go over too well when it emerges that he only took the job in the first place to satisfy his urge to urinate on young boys in refugee camps on five different continents. The maxim that all publicity is good publicity will be debunked the first time the public gets a look at Ricky Martin splashing his dark yellow piss all over some poor kid's distended belly.
And don't ask how I know Ricky Martin's urine is dark yellow. My psychiatrist told me that discussing that incident with strangers is not good for me. Why I have to discuss it with him twice a week while he masturbates behind his desk is another thing I don't care to talk about.
12. Posted by Jayne on January 18, 2006 03:08 PM
I'm still waiting for him to officaly come out of the closet.
A urine fetish doesn't seem to do much for me.
13. Posted by aziajs on January 18, 2006 03:22 PM
"Ricky pees the body electric." - LOL!!!!!
I just want to know how you spank someone in the ass. Like no....really....I want to know.
14. Posted by Shaun on January 18, 2006 03:23 PM
I can just see it. Ricky Martin and Micheal Jackson become cell mates. Star and the rest of those photoshop edited magazines will be all over that. News. Even the eskimos will be laughing.
"... you want top or bottom tonight mikey?"
LOL. :D . . . blah
15. Posted by TeamLacheyRools on January 18, 2006 03:56 PM
Dammit just come out of the closet you wuss!!!
16. Posted by MandySmurf on January 18, 2006 04:02 PM
That's fucking sick in every way possible. I already know Ricky Martin is gay, but I just didn't want to know the details of his sex life. Even when he was "shaking his bon bon" in his videos, he just didn't look natural with women. He had sort of a "those women are nasty but it helps my image and I will SO make a million dollars for this" vibe. He'll probably just wait until he's 68 to come out of the closet, just like Mr. Sulu did.
17. Posted by Spindoc on January 18, 2006 04:04 PM
I think Unicef wanting to bounce him from being their spokesperson has more to do with his fading star status than the fact that he likes to unload his special Ricky Lemonaide on people. If this was during is "Livin La Vida Loca" years any calls to them would have been met with "No Comment". One thing about him peeing. You can't really pee with an erection and claiming that you like to pee on women and therefore can't have an erection would be a good way to avoid having to explain why you are never erect around naked women. I mean, you know, if you were gay and needed an explanation for that....just saying.
18. Posted by jujucabana on January 18, 2006 04:32 PM
you guys are all sex crazed. ricky martin cant speak english and you guys are just waiting to ram things up his butt.
19. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 18, 2006 04:53 PM
Who among us has not peed in the shower? (women excluded)
Who among us has not asked to be "spanked in the ass?"
Who among us has not done a workout on a deserted beach in a speedo with another speedo clad "buddy"?
Who among us has not been peed on while being spanked by a bikini wearing gay man on a deserted beach while another takes pictures for UNICEF??
Glass houses people, glass houses.
20. Posted by Cuore56 on January 18, 2006 04:55 PM
He really sucks. He's not talented. He's not smart. He's not even good-looking anymore. His new song is terrible & makes you want to put Play Doh in your ears just to make the bad sounds stop. I think he said the "Golden Shower" comment for attention, since he sucks at everything else besides grossing people out.
21. Posted by SMF121490 on January 18, 2006 06:54 PM
I guess if you are two-three-four consenting adults, go for it. But, to say it in a media interview. Now, that is just stupid and career suicide. Not that he has much of one left anyway.
22. Posted by vida on January 18, 2006 11:01 PM
I'd like to say I'm the adventurous type and would try most anything at least once. Golden shower? Maybe...with Ricky Martin. But please, Ricky, if I'm in the shower, I'm trying to wash myself...don't pee on me.
23. Posted by kw on January 18, 2006 11:41 PM
I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM!!!!!
That's all I have to contribute =)
24. Posted by slinkhard on January 19, 2006 06:43 AM
'Who among us has not peed in the shower? (women excluded)'
Women pee in the shower too, you realise.
25. Posted by Atrevido7 on May 25, 2006 12:33 AM
Well, he can pee on me any time he likes. That doesn't mean that I didn't do medical relief work in the Third World for 7 years without the desire or need to pee on the people, mostly children, I cared for and don't continue to provide excellent medical care. I find it quite refreshing that he spoke so openly about a practice that is embraced by a significant portion of the gay community (thoughm as with everything, there are those who don't embrace - but why judge so heavily?).
Ricky Martin has only said in about 50K code-like ways that he's gay, but in the same ironic way, I'm kind of glad he has handled that particular matter so casually, yet deflected the direct answer.
What tends to fascinate me are some of the connections people make. Oh, and by the way, you can pee with an erection - a little gay porn would educate whoever is mutually excluding those two.