January 17, 2006
Puff Daddy wants you to smell like him
You ever see some celebrity chatting it up with Pat O'Brien and think, "Man, I'd sure like to smell like him!" Well, you're the demographic Estée Lauder is after. Oh, yeah. Also, go kill yourself.
Some department stores have soured on Unforgivable, the new scent from Sean "Diddy" Combs. The New York Post reports an ad featuring the multi-tasking mogul in bed snuggling up with two women proved too hot for some conservative-minded retailers, prompting Estée Lauder to come up with a more "store-friendly" spot. The fragrance, for those who are interested, is infused with Sicilian lemon, Italian bergamot, Moroccan tangerine, grapefruit and juniper, along with hints of Tuscan basil, Florentine iris, sage and lavender. And no, it won't be available in the spice aisle of your local grocery.
I can't imagine anything that would out you more than buying Puff Daddy cologne. Besides watching a double feature of Brokeback Mountain and My Own Private Idaho. That's what Richard Simmons did one day. Before that fateful viewing, you would have known him by another name: Steve McQueen.
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Comments
1. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 17, 2006 05:32 PM
I love the fact that there are no posts on this tawdry little bit. It really is enough to make one speechless, almost.
2. Posted by Spindoc on January 17, 2006 05:53 PM
Dakota Fanning dressed in a Catholic School Girl outfit is more masculine than this cologne.
3. Posted by sammygirl on January 17, 2006 05:57 PM
Sharon Osborne once said Puffy smelled really good, but then again, she's married to Ozzy, who looks like he smells like vinegar.
4. Posted by LoneWolf on January 17, 2006 06:03 PM
Why does this guy always have his lips open like that in every picture? Doesn't he know that he looks like a total mental defective?
5. Posted by Shaun on January 17, 2006 06:36 PM
The guy makes money. He was taught to do just that. You can't disrespect his business life. He'll die and still make multi millions years after.
The rest of him I could care less.
6. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on January 17, 2006 06:54 PM
Most men are already "unforgivable". This cologne just might work.
7. Posted by Arjuno on January 17, 2006 06:59 PM
LoneWolf, if YOU had teeth large enough for a small horse, you too would find it a bit of a challenge to close your mouth. All that money and still this man won't visit a good cosmetic dentist. 'Unforgivable' indeed.
8. Posted by hafaball on January 17, 2006 08:26 PM
I'm sure Notorious BIG is very pleased...that's gangsta, G-fresh.
9. Posted by Lynette Carrington on January 17, 2006 08:32 PM
Nothing wreaks of a lame ass "SELL-OUT" more than having your own cologne. Maybe THAT'S what the name of his cologne should have been. Let's see who's done the fragrance sell out: Shania, Britney, J.Ho, Celine, P. Dipshitty....who's next?
You know, if you're going to be a sell-out, do something original. Like colored tampons, monkey deodorant or a tv that will automatically delete any show mentioning Tara Reid.
10. Posted by derekd on January 17, 2006 08:59 PM
If it wasn't for Biggie this guy would be some yes man in some mediocre corporation. HE SHOULD THANK HIS LUCKY FUCKIN' STARS HE STUMBLED UPON THAT TALENT! PUFFY, P-DIDDY, PENIS-DIDDY OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKIN' NAME IS THIS MINUTE YOU NO TALENT FUCK!!!
There I vented I feel much better now.
11. Posted by Becca on January 17, 2006 10:33 PM
Lynette don't forget Paris! Although I don't think it's really a big surprise that she did the fragrance sell-out gig... It's more expected of her do that stuff haha.
12. Posted by Radmila on January 17, 2006 11:24 PM
Please, he has worse taste than a bargain basement pimp and...he can't even close his mouth.
Gimme a break.
It's true when they say that money can't buy class.
13. Posted by Kelly on January 18, 2006 12:31 AM
unforgivable that is a great name for P. infridgement diddy. It describes how he has murdered my favorite songs and managed to fuck them up for me forever.
14. Posted by kylieer on January 18, 2006 10:32 AM
here we go again! Yeah - P-ShitHead needs MORE money. This will be just ONE MORE THING all his 'fans' (by this I mean - 17 year old boys who think they are gonna BE him someday) will HAVE TO HAVE...parents get your chequebooks ready - cause it will likely cost welllll over $1000000000 per bottle....maybe it will be made with a little bit of Cristal too - to keep it 'diddy style'. OHHHHH how I wish he would fadeeeeeee away!
15. Posted by kylieer on January 18, 2006 10:34 AM
Oh and personally - I would rather smell like shit then like 'whore' aka Paris or 'gangsta' aka P.DumbAss...'no thanks' to either of these scents! :)
16. Posted by Spindoc on January 18, 2006 12:09 PM
I love it when people accuse stars, singers, producers, etc... of "Selling Out" Just why do you think they are in the entertainment business?! If they weren't interested in Cash they would be mixing and performing down at the local club, not putting out millions of CD's a year. Putting out a lousy lame smelling fragrance ain't much different than putting out another CD. Both of them are for the cash. Hmm, I hear Whitney Houston is soon to be Single. Puff might want to move in on that, she looks like she could use something to make her smell better.
17. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 18, 2006 01:19 PM
Thousands of teen-aged white kids just ran to the nearest Wal-Mart to buy a bottle of Unforgivable so they can smell like a gangsta, that is when a gangsta smells like Sicilian lemon, Italian bergamot, Moroccan tangerine, grapefruit and juniper, along with hints of Tuscan basil, Florentine iris, sage and lavender. Real gangstas(like myself), smell like Malt Liquor, gun shot residue, weed, and crack-whore woman juice. Basically, you gotta smell like Whitney Houston.
18. Posted by Dzchordant on January 18, 2006 06:59 PM
>>>>>LoneWolf, if YOU had teeth large enough for a small horse, you too would find it a bit of a challenge to close your mouth. All that money and still this man won't visit a good cosmetic dentist. 'Unforgivable' indeed.
LOL!! too funny Arjuno.
19. Posted by bossman on January 19, 2006 11:12 AM
all i can say is there's too much hate. thats someone that should be an inspiration to anybody coming up. this guy started from scratch and now he's working with estee lauder among others he has and is working with. you guys should just appreciate. try achieving all he has and see how easy it is. what does selling out mean? every "so called" gangsta rapper out there would do the same thing he's doing if the price is right. And I bet the fragrance smells good
20. Posted by DannyJames on January 20, 2006 11:58 AM
what the fuck is up with all these black people tryin to be italian? i know we'e awesome but c'mon man.