January 16, 2006
I Watch Stuff! live blogs The Golden Globes
I was going to live blog The Golden Globes myself, but I Watch Stuff! is doing it and I figure there's no way I'm going to top them. So if you're watching The Golden Globes and want an Anticlown companion, check out I Watch Stuff's live blogging. And before you start hating on me for being lazy, I'll leave you with this lovely image of Scarlett Johansson presenting her breasts as an apology.
Live Blogging: The Golden Globes [I Watch Stuff!]
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Comments
1. Posted by Shaun on January 16, 2006 10:38 PM
I thought of this picture when i first saw the woman in red.
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/01/garfield2.jpg
"I can see her lyin’ back in her satin dress
In a room where ya do what ya don’t confess
Sundown ya better take care
If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs"
2. Posted by musings on January 16, 2006 10:39 PM
Apology accepted and then some!
3. Posted by musings on January 16, 2006 10:41 PM
I think they gave up on live blogging very quickly, but with a pic like that you're still forgiven.
4. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 10:46 PM
She is an interesting girl.
But the push up bras are tired.
False advertising is really a waste of everyone's time.
How about Clooney trying to make some political jab,
thanking a corrupt lobby boy named 'Abramoff'?
LOL
5. Posted by overcast on January 16, 2006 10:46 PM
Scarlett, you are my density.
6. Posted by hafaball on January 16, 2006 10:52 PM
you guys might have to pick up the slack, the i watch stuff! people stopped reporting pretty early. I guess they got bored of the golden globes and watched porn or something.
7. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:04 PM
Here is Michelle Williams as a purple puffy wuffy...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r2788406703.jpg
Looks aas if the Paparazzi just shouted 'bend over and show your cleavage...'
But is this another push up?
Time to buy some stock in 'Wonder Bra INC.'
8. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:06 PM
here is HK getting a kiss from her Husband...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r788343284.jpg
9. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:08 PM
Another view of Scarlett...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1560338011.jpg
Is that her real name?
10. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:09 PM
SWANK is alone...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga28901170240
11. Posted by Binky on January 16, 2006 11:11 PM
That blog was about as live as the 'surprise' that was moving at the back of my fridge - AFTER I poured the Javex on it. ( ie they left at the first commercial)
12. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:11 PM
And didn't Ms. Paltrow suggest she would never return to the USA?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r281344982.jpg
Celebrating Capitalist Film Making?
Tisk, tisk, tisk...
13. Posted by HollyJ on January 16, 2006 11:11 PM
THOSE ARE THE FAKEST TITTIES THAT HAVE EVER BEEN PLASTERED TO A RIBCAGE! Pam Anderson is probably at home bitch-slapping herself because her tits don't look as fake as Scarlett's. "Dammit! I thought mine were the fakEST! Now Scarlett's in on my title!" :::pouty lip:::
14. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:13 PM
This is one of the most overrated in Film History in my jaded opinion...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/ggw11201170231
Ms. Reese is making big bucks, and I have yet to see why...
15. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:15 PM
This is a side view of the Scarlett breast-dress...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga27401170221
Gravity has no power over this actress...
16. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:16 PM
YOU said Holly J...
I remember when girls used socks...
17. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:17 PM
Here is Ms. Zellweger alone again...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1421377227.jpg
Lonely, oh so lonely...
18. Posted by Binky on January 16, 2006 11:17 PM
I understand her real name was not Scarlett but Jo-Jo. Woody Allen advised her to change it - or else to move into more 'slap-stick' films. She picked a classic film for a handle - but who gives a damn
19. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:19 PM
Proof that MC will were clothes to a big event...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1673396283.jpg
20. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:21 PM
Okay, Geena Davis won for a show, I believe no one watches, with an overt political message...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r699608574.jpg
Did ABC pay for this award?
21. Posted by Binky on January 16, 2006 11:21 PM
MC is getting so scarey - she reminds me of women I've dated....
22. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:22 PM
Who is this?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/1905/e011645ajpg
YIKES...
23. Posted by Binky on January 16, 2006 11:23 PM
Hint - I think she has a hand in her pocket
24. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:24 PM
LOL Binky!
Why was she at this event?
She is getting wide...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga23701170135
25. Posted by Binky on January 16, 2006 11:25 PM
Boymoto - this site is going a bit Brokeback - I'm outta here !!
26. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:25 PM
A near naked actress here...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1897176541.jpg
27. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:27 PM
LOL
Later Binky...
This looks like another paid for by the networks award.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r3994914715.jpg
please...
28. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:28 PM
Mandy Moore is an actress?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga24201170147
29. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:29 PM
Okay, the hottest Woman in Hollywood in my opinion...
Even if this photo doesn't due her justice...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r2294276423.jpg
30. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:31 PM
Straps?
or is it a trap?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga23101170127
but not low enough for some...
31. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:32 PM
Something tells me, Pam is not going to age well.
There is something scary developing here...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1765176713.jpg
32. Posted by boymoto on January 16, 2006 11:33 PM
And one last look at SC...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r140598435.jpg
33. Posted by mags on January 16, 2006 11:34 PM
She's always had a big set, though, right?
And it's not like she's Lindsay-Lohan-skinny-with-giant-breasts, either.
*chubby girl with big hooters knows how it works*
34. Posted by Meh Toole on January 17, 2006 12:12 AM
Scarlett Johansson has hair of spun gold and lips that look very wet, as if caked with spittle. Her face speaks of much pampering, like a fancy lad's. I think her breasts are enormous, and they really are worthy of presenting to readers of The Superficial as an apology or for any reason, actually. She must have lots of talent to look so weathy and well-maintained. Lots and lots of talent.
35. Posted by SuperG on January 17, 2006 12:15 AM
In response to post #22 by boymoto: Though not a fan of hers, I recognized the face of "Yikes" as Alanis Morissette. The caption beside her photo confirms it.
36. Posted by HollyJ on January 17, 2006 12:24 AM
She had a FULL set, but not a horizontal-bubble-twice-the-size-of-her-ass set. She was attractive before, with good boobs, but then she had to go and stuff two pumpkins under her pectorals. WTF?
I don't get these girls at all... So pretty already, but it's just not enough...
I guess L.A. does this to them. Sad, really.
37. Posted by godalmighty on January 17, 2006 12:41 AM
um, so i love this site, but why do they keep kissing the ass of i watch stuff? that site's not funny. is it the same writer? just wondering if anyone knows..
38. Posted by d1066 on January 17, 2006 12:47 AM
Well, another Hollywood awards show that I didn't watch. Is it any wonder that Geena won for a show that is doomed to be cancelled and that Brokeback Mountain garnered 4 awards. More proof that the Hollywood establishment is drifting farther and farther from reality.
The shots of SJ are definely HOT but why does Renee Zellwiger always look like she is sucking a lemon?
39. Posted by princesspeanut on January 17, 2006 01:26 AM
Is it just me or is everyone pregnant? Gwyneth Paltrow, Rachel Weisz, Debbie Mazur, Mira Sorvino, Debra Messing and Mariah Carey . . . oh, wait, the last two are just fat. Oh, and what happened to Penelope Cruz's hair . . . it's like a helmet. And doesn't Johnny Depp's wife look like Kate Moss ala ten years ago when she was waify and sickly looking? And was Gwyneth talking with a foreign accent or does she always sound like that?
40. Posted by Drew on January 17, 2006 02:00 AM
Did Scarlett get a new pair of breasts or has she invested a lot of money in push ups?
41. Posted by slinkhard on January 17, 2006 05:03 AM
Scarlett looks pleased with herself. If I were a guy, I guess I'd hit it, but she probably calls out her own name in bed.
42. Posted by popcornsuite on January 17, 2006 05:49 AM
This has to be one of the worst GGs in terms of fashion. The most frightful of the red carpet images:
-Froofy dresses
-Nearly-neon green gowns (a-la Ziyi Zhang)
-Reese in a getup that made her look like a frumpy 50s housewife
-Debra Messing's draperies
-Alanis Morissette and her blond hair (doesn't work whatsoever unless it's for a movie role, then I'd forgive her)
-Michelle Williams and her grape cotton candy -Mimi O'Donnell's maternity dress (not even pregnant as far as I know)
-Gwyneth, who looked terrible all around
-Pamela Anderson's 80s cocktail frock
Ugh. I'll stop there.
43. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 17, 2006 07:27 AM
I'm all about riffing on celebs but I find it hard to believe that this many people watched the Golden Globes. Aren't these the awards voted on by people in prison? Anyways guys thanks for brightening my day, it makes me feel good knowing even with my fucked up life I still wasn't fucked up enough to watch this shit.
Allthough I was hopping Scarlett would tit-box Paltrow to unconciousness...
44. Posted by diddleysquat on January 17, 2006 08:31 AM
Frankly Scarlett, you give me a huge ham.
45. Posted by Captain Awesome on January 17, 2006 09:26 AM
I loved George Clooney thanking Jack Abramoff in his speech, "Thanks for getting things rolling!"
haha
46. Posted by ferret1 on January 17, 2006 04:09 PM
Golden Globes, meet Ivory Globes...
47. Posted by derekd on January 17, 2006 05:52 PM
Yes Holly J perhaps they are fake but I have since overcome my dislike for phony boobies. The main reason? Because they won't be knockin' her knees at 40. Her boobies would look much better with my pearl necklace adorned right above them. And they are perfect for producing that pearl necklace.
48. Posted by derekd on January 17, 2006 05:55 PM
I heard Mira Sorvino had some serious old yella kickin' on her teeth.
49. Posted by little_miss_perfect on January 17, 2006 08:45 PM
Seriously, Shaun (#1), Gordon Lightfoot?
50. Posted by derekd on January 17, 2006 09:14 PM
How could I forget?!?! God she looks really hot there. I need to see an ass shot for a thorough rating but from that angle she's pulling a 9 outta 10. WTG Scarlett! I'm sure you will be ecstatic when you hear the news!
51. Posted by Starfuck on January 18, 2006 02:30 AM
I don't care if her boobs are real or not, at least they're not grotesque (ala Tara Reid or Pammy). I think Scarlett is fucking hot, she intrigues me, she's my new girl crush. I like it that she looks voluptuous compared to HoHan and others, her face is not cookie-cutter-she's beautiful and she knows it. You're only young once, own it.