January 16, 2006
Britney Spears shops without her wedding ring

Britney Spears was doing some shopping in Malibu on Saturday without her wedding ring. It's possible she forgot to put it on. It's also possible Kevin sold it to fund his Tears in Heaven remix. Or simply for crack. I don't know what this says about the marriage. I'll just assume there was some little domestic spat. Probably involving weed. And strange new warts. And some combination of the words "baby" and "microwave" and "popcorn tragedy."
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Comments
1. Posted by Shawn on January 16, 2006 09:45 AM
Maybe her fingers got too fat...like the rest of her.
2. Posted by gossipmonger on January 16, 2006 09:47 AM
She looks less like trailer trash than in recent pics...Maybe removing the ring "changed her", and she remembered who whe was before marrying that slime..
3. Posted by gossipmonger on January 16, 2006 09:48 AM
who *she was...
4. Posted by wackitabaki on January 16, 2006 10:10 AM
I find it curious that "most" celebs look awful unless they are "made-up" by professionals ... too bad young girls don't realize this!
5. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 16, 2006 10:17 AM
Has the sun stopped shining in Califirnia? When did she become an albino?
6. Posted by Shawn on January 16, 2006 10:20 AM
She became an albino when 700 high-powered flash bulbs are popping in her face.
7. Posted by spamnews on January 16, 2006 10:21 AM
Talk about fallen women! I'm starting a pool to bet when her boobs meet her knees while standing straight, and I'm taking October 27, 2007 as the date.
Anyway, she always looked like a fatass American just waiting to happen; she's merely reached her potential.
8. Posted by amma on January 16, 2006 10:34 AM
...This is the best I've seen her look in ages.
9. Posted by cissysanders on January 16, 2006 10:43 AM
in a perfect world she left that white trash behind and is out shopping for a new look. however, it's not a perfect world so I bet she just left it at home and is out getting some fried chicken for the family...
10. Posted by little_miss_perfect on January 16, 2006 10:47 AM
One word. One word that should actually be two words, but it's not. WONDERBRA.
11. Posted by kylieer on January 16, 2006 10:55 AM
WOW! She must be airbrushed to death in pics....I can't wait for her next magazine spread where she looks 'flawless'- at least now I know I don't have to live up to these rediculous standards anymore...its alll sooooooo fake!
Hopefully she is investing the money she is saving on 'primping' and putting it to good use for once - and I don't mean spending it on that useless, talentless, sack of crap K-Fed. I am 'K-Fed-Up' with these two! What wastes of space they are.
I can't wait until we start paying attention to people who have something real to offer. What is wrong with this world these days?! Celebs are getting richer and richer because we keep on spending our hard earned cash on them - buying the trash mag's, albums, movies, clothing lines, etc etc etc etc etc. I am always amazed HOW 'multi-talented' some of these celebs are today also - they are ALL tv/movie stars, designers (perfume, clothes), singers, animated voices, and on and on and on these days....pretty incredible!! What happened to finding your ACTUAL talent and sticking to that??
12. Posted by moreerikaplease on January 16, 2006 11:09 AM
Yes, natural talent is like a diamond in the rough and no longer in use when it come to celebrities...sad thing too!
13. Posted by nikki on January 16, 2006 11:19 AM
i am so sick of these stars using the media to fght their private battles. Britney is angry with her husband, so she GOES OUT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT HER RING. :EEK:
14. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on January 16, 2006 11:37 AM
kylieer (post#11): Yet here you are posting on a blog that pertains to her. Way to stick it to the man...
15. Posted by Al Capone on January 16, 2006 11:42 AM
I think I like her this way, after all she looks like a white trash girl looks like without any make-up ...
16. Posted by sikofdis on January 16, 2006 11:57 AM
I wonder if she is gonna listen to the dope jam that is "Popozao" in her ride...
17. Posted by anja on January 16, 2006 12:22 PM
OMG, could somebody give a poor girl an adress of a nice hairdresser? My hair looks better if I slept on it. What am I saying, anybody's hair looks better.
18. Posted by drdisaia on January 16, 2006 12:37 PM
Can you really blame her?
19. Posted by kylieer on January 16, 2006 01:06 PM
thanks for the comment S Starr...not trying to 'stick anything to the man' just expressing my opinion. :)
20. Posted by Spindoc on January 16, 2006 01:08 PM
hey, just like hanging out with a person who has the flu will give you the flu, her hanging out with a low life dirt bag has turned her into this. Big surprise.
21. Posted by Brian on January 16, 2006 01:42 PM
Why is she wearing a tablecloth.
22. Posted by horrendous on January 16, 2006 01:43 PM
This is actually the best I've seen her look in awhile... how sad is that??? At least she isnt holding a cigarette in one hand, and a bag of pork rinds in the other.
23. Posted by pixel killya on January 16, 2006 01:53 PM
I see she's developing the puppet-chin now too...to go along with the hundred other things that are wrong with her looks. Loved her in Team America though.
24. Posted by The Cavalier on January 16, 2006 02:22 PM
What's she going to look like when she's even 30? This is all great for E! & VH1 retrospective shows, but it's a tragedy for the rest of us.
25. Posted by d1066 on January 16, 2006 02:24 PM
Hmmm, now that little Britney is actually a normal dress size instead of a 0 or a 2 most of the comments are about how fat she is getting, yet Lindsey Lohan is criticised for being a skeletal crack whore. You all can't really have it both ways. I will admit that Mrs. Federline does need to work on her sense of style and follow my mother's dictum that a woman should never leave the house without looking presentable. But given the fact that she is simply white trash, she was probably never taught that.
26. Posted by Meh Toole on January 16, 2006 03:13 PM
I wonder if Britney will die on the toilet like Elvis? Then everyone would feel sad, huh.
27. Posted by tess on January 16, 2006 03:18 PM
She looks like a desperate 35 years old suburban mom.
28. Posted by Hara on January 16, 2006 03:25 PM
Actually, on http://trent.blogspot.com/ there's a photo of her getting her baby blessed at a Hindu temple and she really isn't that big. I think it's the baggy shirt she's wearing atm mostly.
There's really a fine line between Britney and Lindsay where the public will accept your weight -- she does have a chin thing going on now though that doesn't help.
Anyone remember back when she was "hot" when people posted photos of her sans makeup? She's always looked a little busted in public for the record. Maybe it's not K-Fed (PoPoZizzle!). Maybe it's her...
29. Posted by laquilter on January 16, 2006 03:38 PM
I'm pretty sure that last shot of her at Victoria's Secret was without her wedding ring also. Pity...
30. Posted by Sheva on January 16, 2006 03:54 PM
Just a regular soccer mom with the nipple next to her belly button.
If you had seen Brit on vacation a couple of years ago, from the back no less you always knew this girl had (ankle) potential.
She's just living the trailer park dream. Damn I'm jealous.
31. Posted by Juliette on January 16, 2006 04:01 PM
I don't think she is fat. I think people tend to call her fat because she dresses so slumpy now. If this girl decided to clean herself up, wore nice clothes, and did her hair...she would not look fat, but like a normal everyday girl. Her choice of clothes tends to make her look hideous when in fact she isnt that big.
She really takes the 'let yourself go' mother type to the extreme. I can't say I mind seeing her this way though. After years of growing up with her image shoved in my face and being so critical of myself; it is finally nice to see the tables turned
32. Posted by BeefJerky on January 16, 2006 04:01 PM
I'm not one who typically gets offended by stuff like this, but, if K-Fed really did attempt to remake "Tears in Heaven" *I* would personally put a gun to his head and pull the trigger!
33. Posted by kw on January 16, 2006 04:28 PM
am i the only one who noticed but does this girl go SHOPPING every single day or what?! I mean, seriously, how MUCH stuff can you possibly need?!?! Geez Louise.
34. Posted by ir0ny! on January 16, 2006 04:36 PM
She's probably not really fat, but just dressing poorly, plus she was just pregnant not too long ago. You know how long it takes to get rid of that fat.
But face it. We always knew without the makeup, her nose is almost half as wide as her face. And without the makeup, she looks worse than your average girl next door.
But in this shot, she looks like she's starring for COPS.
35. Posted by HollyJ on January 16, 2006 04:40 PM
From the look of it, she just picked up some pickled goose feet from the Piggly Wiggly.
I've never seen a gray moomoo before.
36. Posted by SMF121490 on January 16, 2006 04:44 PM
I don't think she looks fat. She is a little saggy in the chest, but I wouldn't call her fat. And, the chest can be helped by a plastic surgeon. As much as she goes shopping, she can afford one.
37. Posted by zena marie on January 16, 2006 04:49 PM
she reminds of the babysitter my mom got for a while when I was 5 years old. i think my uncle had a crush on her. my uncle was 50 something at the time.
38. Posted by derekd on January 16, 2006 04:55 PM
Lets forget about her weight for a sec. Yes she's a little overweight and people tend exagerrate and harp on it. But look at that face! Absolutely boring and unexotic. To think I used run a batch to her sickens me to no end. I've never been ashamed of jerking off to someone until now. Thanks a lot Spears, thanks a lot. 4 outta 10.
39. Posted by catzeppelin on January 16, 2006 05:14 PM
Uh.. try without bra, makeup and brushing her hair. Seems to me the no wedding ring thing is the least of her problems.
40. Posted by musings on January 16, 2006 05:22 PM
The truth is I really like Brit Brit. I wish there was someone who could give her some real advice before she totally crashes at the hands of feder-jerk.
41. Posted by nikki on January 16, 2006 05:41 PM
#33: it's not about shopping. it's about being seen by the media. she's sending a message -- i am fed-up with K-Fed. like you said, NO-ONE needs to shop so often. i can't stand the constant manipulation of the media.
42. Posted by Jayne on January 16, 2006 06:31 PM
I don't understand why everyone seems to be astonished over what most celebrities look like w/out being air brushed or having a layer of make up on.
I know after my pregnancy I would wait atleast a frickin year to glam my ass up again.
43. Posted by Zed on January 16, 2006 07:12 PM
If a person such as Britney has millions of dollars, one would think she'd hire someone to fix herself up a bit before offending the public at large, no?
Maybe K-Fed-idiot has spent all of her money on drugs, corn-rows, beef jerky, corn chips, and the recording of his earth-shaking and extremely moving single Popozao (or as I like to refer to it, PoopPoopzao).
What if all she can afford now is dime-store makeup and a $12.95 haircut? Whew! I hope she'll soon amass enough money to get herself a good hair brush--and a bra, because she definitely needs a bra to act as a hoist.
Hoist, Britney, hoist!
44. Posted by A-Bomb on January 16, 2006 07:41 PM
So B-Spears goes shopping, eating or what-ever-the-"f" without her wedding on and it becomes a story? now don't get me wrong guys, Britney and K-Fed are the f-n Rosetta Stone of modern celeb comedy and gossip but this one was a little of a stretch in my humble opinion. i mean what man in his right mind with the way she looks is going to look at her hand, notice no wedding ring and then HIT on her?! my dear lord take a look at her!!!! her looks, like her music, have faded with time and are lost forever. maybe she can use her many talents to...
OMFG i cannot believe my fingers just typed the word "talent" and tried to associate it
with Spears name. i apologize for my moment of weakness and disrespecting of this great
forum. Please forgive me everyone.
45. Posted by Binky on January 16, 2006 08:58 PM
I think she looks a lot better here. A wedding ring ? Who wears one ? - unless you're 'bringing the baggage' as they say...
(Not that I would know) ( stay away from the sweat pants hun )
46. Posted by Shaun on January 16, 2006 10:30 PM
Britney looks so huffed out. She must have hit her man's stash and got some serious munchies.
She also looks like she has taken a few slaps for sticking up for herself; behind closed doors.
47. Posted by lloydyboy on January 16, 2006 10:39 PM
My mouth tastes like vomit.
48. Posted by Hartigan'sGirl on January 16, 2006 11:32 PM
I've got March 18, 2008 in the boobie pool.
Yes, Brittany made a terrible mistake. Had a child with it. And if she is so overprotective, where is the baby? But really, maybe Bit Bit ate her ring. And that is really why she doesn't carry her poor little dog around anymore. Then again, maybe they are getting divorced. Or she realized that she paid for the ring and it doesn't really symbolize anything and just stopped wearing it.
49. Posted by boyingcruz on January 17, 2006 01:27 AM
All the people here who still think Britney looks godawful in this pic should take a look at yourselves in the mirror first. I'm sure you're already fatter and uglier than she'll ever be, only you have the luxury of not being seen because you spend all your time in front of your computers criticizing people to feel better about yourselves.
I think Brit looks good in this pic. I hope she's finally decided to get herself back together.
50. Posted by missburd on January 17, 2006 01:58 AM
She was probably licking off the excess hot wing sauce and swallowed her ring, and now she's rushing off to the hospital to get her stomach pumped.
And at least she actually ATE while she was pregnant, gotta give her that. Kinda scared for Heidi Klum's baby, it will grow up to be 4' and have ADD.
51. Posted by slinkhard on January 17, 2006 04:59 AM
I think she looks pretty here.
52. Posted by sharlit159 on January 17, 2006 02:39 PM
#49 - Britney willingly entered a world where she makes a living with and is judged on her looks. I did not. I am not a celebrity, so I'll criticize Britney as much as I like, thanks.
53. Posted by Kitchy on January 17, 2006 05:20 PM
I think she is a moron and an egomaniacal creep, however, She looks like she has had enough. She is the first star that looks like she actually had a baby and didn't hire someone to do it for her. Give her a break on the looks front, she needs some time. Her brain however. She is a freaking spoiled rotten tool.
54. Posted by hermanita on January 17, 2006 06:55 PM
Maybe she did choose that lifestyle, but it's still funny that people who look worse then her would judge her. It's like they're saying:"ohhh this girl looks awful, even tough I look 10 times worse" you're just insulting yourselves!
55. Posted by VinSlayer on January 17, 2006 08:57 PM
What I don't understand is, how can she constantly be photographed out shopping and have a crap-ass wardrobe like the one she is always getting photographed in.
She can't possibly have a stylist, and at this point in the celebrity game that is a must. She can take that "I'm just a down home girl from Kentwood LA" and shove it! We are only watching her for the same reason people stop to watch accidents and train wrecks, we can't help ourselves from watching the tragedy that unfolds.
56. Posted by Cuore56 on January 17, 2006 10:29 PM
She has always looked like a manatee to me.
57. Posted by becca11 on January 19, 2006 04:06 PM
always looked like a manatee??/ yeah she DEf looked like a manatee doing her sexy as hell VMA performances(not really). you are insane if you really think that she has ALWAys looked like shit.She was so hot... this is sad, i can't stand to look at pictures of her anymore. She has gradually turned into a manatee since she got married.
58. Posted by FirdesK on January 19, 2006 11:00 PM
My name is Firdes, and all yall are a bunch of low life's hating on her because she made it to the top, and yall just want a piece of her, yall want to be her possy, and like the piece of sh*t's the poparazzi's who don't have nothing else better to do, lazy peices of sh1t's in this world that have no lives, who cares if she did it with all the dudes before Justin, and before Kevin, and all of them, why don't the paparazzi's get new Job's and leave the rich people alone, it's really sad, what they do, you should really leave the famous alone, let them be, let them live their lives, they don't bother yall, just one of these day's one of the papparazi is going to get shot right in the face, and splat, might want to clean off that lens, im telling yall ignorant people out there, papparazzi, hating people in this world, that live in there parents basements that are like 30, 40 and going live with there parents forever, yall need to seriously get lives, and leave them alone, ENOUGH said.
59. Posted by sleepingJane on January 23, 2006 12:46 PM
she is only human ya know. what do you look like right now. I'm at work I look like crap and you know what I 'm entitled to it and so is she. so shut the fuck up!