January 13, 2006
Britney Spears goes shopping

Here's a pic of Britney doing some shopping and carting around a Victoria's Secret bag. I hope she was shopping for bras, because her boobs look like they're about to eat through her shirt. The guy behind her looks like he's trying to determine whether what he's seeing is sexy or whether the fifteen bags of Skittles she ate is coming out of his salary.
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Comments
1. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 13, 2006 10:10 AM
I didn't know Victoria's Secret even made sweatpants and wife beaters.
2. Posted by SuperSpence on January 13, 2006 10:12 AM
Nobody in their right mind thinks that pig is sexy.
3. Posted by ghostwriter on January 13, 2006 10:19 AM
Lest we forget Celebrity Darwinism: You either shape up or you're shipped out. I'm sure that once Ms. Spears is ready for her return/comeback/closeup, Mr. DeMille, she will have been through a steady regimen of exercise, diet and rest, and will look like the Ms. Spears of those thrilling days of yesteryear. Then again, she might decide to be a mom and give up Entertainment. If she does, I'd applaud. Not only would she be fulfilling her biological imperative, she'd excuse the world from having to hear more musical pap.
4. Posted by sammygirl on January 13, 2006 10:21 AM
Why does she insist on wearing those sweatpants so low? It was sorta sexy when she was thin and her pants were tight jeans, but this look is ridiculous.
5. Posted by DrDanny on January 13, 2006 10:24 AM
Well, I used to think she was sexy, but now I think she probably smells like Doritos and sour milk. And diaper squeezin's. And Chihuahua squeezin's.
And she also has always had the kind of voice that feels like an ice pick in the temple, ya know? I bet K-fed earns his money just by listening to her nag him when ever he's around.
6. Posted by Layne on January 13, 2006 10:26 AM
ew gross.
her nipples have always been low like that though.
i thought she had a c section? wheres the scar? could it possible BE any lower than those pants??
7. Posted by c red on January 13, 2006 10:49 AM
Wow, look at that picture! She’s finally revealing an embarrassing birth defect – she has a third arm! Look at it – it’s stealing her credit card! RUN BRITNEY! RUN FROM YOUR THRID ARM! RUN!
8. Posted by nikki on January 13, 2006 10:53 AM
she is just letting herself go and she doesn't give a crap. i guess all she wanted was a husband before she stoped making the effort to look good. what a shame. my prediction -- she is never letting K-Fed go. she will keep paying and paying to keep him around. Britney has low self-esteem.
9. Posted by caroline on January 13, 2006 10:55 AM
she´s just another product of american´s media. i feel sorry for her. but is good in a way that maybe people will finally realize that perfection is a matter of Photoshop corrections.
and sorry to say, but american culture is so fucking poor.....Britney Spears represents american culture: just an image.
10. Posted by LaLindsey on January 13, 2006 11:04 AM
It's like she doesn't even brush her hair anymore. It's sad, because like someone said before (on this site, or another gossip site) she had a kicking body and wasn't half bad looking. Now she looks like a droopy dog, who just can't get over the fact that her pimply scaly skin isn't hot, nor is her flab-tabulous belly or her greasy 5 day old hair.
Ick.
11. Posted by hafaball on January 13, 2006 11:05 AM
I like her Rehab shirt, it;s very stylin. Maybe others will wear it, like the ones that need to, you know, lohan...etc. But picturing her in anything sexual is making me naeseus, so I'm going back to look at pictures of hippos having sex, it's much more pleasent.
12. Posted by Dee on January 13, 2006 11:08 AM
I just don't understand why celebrities think going casual means looking dirty and wearing rags. Can't she find a cute jog suit or T shirt? Does she have to look homeless?
13. Posted by Roddy von Seldeneck on January 13, 2006 11:12 AM
She looks like a girl I wrestled in eighth grade...she was the sweatiest opponent ever, and she actually almost beat me. I wonder if Kevin Federline finds that body type attractive -- thick and manly. I also love how you can see that her nipple is big and nasty and cock-eyed....EEWWWW
14. Posted by laritza on January 13, 2006 11:12 AM
"have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt"
and i've seen the rest of these pictures and thinks get reeeeally worse than that.
15. Posted by ghostwriter on January 13, 2006 11:18 AM
" ... but american culture is so fucking poor.....Britney Spears represents american culture: just an image."
What a baseless, ignorant thing to say.
16. Posted by MacMac on January 13, 2006 11:28 AM
Amen, Ghostwriter!
Since I now live in a different country, I am aware of how much the US gets bashed.
If you hate us that much, don't do business with us, don't listen to the music from US artists, don't watch movies with US actors/actresses, don't watch our TV shows, don't wear our designers, don't drive our cars, don't travel to our country, and stop reporting about our country on your news stations!
If American culture is sooooo bad, then why on earth are you, Caroline, on a website that makes commentary about mostly US celebs? Grow a pair, put your money where your mouth is, and stop supporting our "fucking poor" American culture.
Jesus Christ!
17. Posted by Sheva on January 13, 2006 11:37 AM
Okay just cuz you were preggers doesn't mean you should be allowed to leave the house like that. Get a shirt that fits.
PLEEEEEZZZZZZZ.
18. Posted by hafaball on January 13, 2006 11:41 AM
Yeah mang, cause in this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. as long as they don;t look like britney spears... :o
19. Posted by ShanDourdan on January 13, 2006 11:43 AM
Christ on a stick, she looks awful, drunk in fact. It's almost as if she's deliberately going out of her to look as crap as possible. Maybe she's afraid Kevin will feel inadequate if she doesn't. Poor Britney, if only she realised there was so much more for him to feel inadequate about...
Oh and the boobs?. I say get those implants back in girl, at least then if you insist on not wearing a bra we wont have to see your boobs knocking around your knees. Ecch.
20. Posted by hotfive on January 13, 2006 11:47 AM
ghostwriter and macmac,
you guys hit the nail on the head. there's absolutely nothing wrong with US culture. i can't think of a single thing to criticize about it, try as i might.
and even if i could think of a damning critique of the US, i wouldn't express it, because it would hurt the morale of our troops in Iraq. you know, the brave ones over there fighing for nothing but our safety. or their democracy. or whatever. i always forget. either way, i wouldn't dare say anything that might upset those heroic ambassadors of US culture.
so put a sock in it, caroline! we don't appreciate that sort of speech around here.
TGIF
21. Posted by MacMac on January 13, 2006 11:53 AM
Hey, I'll be the first to admit we're not perfect! And sometimes, our stuff does get a little "trash-tastic", but why come on here and bitch about US culture? I mean, that's like going to a steakhouse and bitching that you're a vegetarian!
I also don't support the war, but I do support the troops. Either way, what does that have to do with ANYTHING?
22. Posted by EvilCutie25 on January 13, 2006 11:54 AM
Does anyone else see the size of her friggin neck! DAAAAANG!
I agree with a previous poster, I mean, if she'd dress a tiny bit better, like a jogging suit etc. and brush her hair she might look decent or "CLEAN" atleast. But one has to assume she enjoys looking like a homeless trailer trash chick because she isn't doing anything at all to change that image. Oh well, I guess. I don't really give a rats ass either way (I think it's kinda funny actually), but if I was her I'd dress better. Or atleast cover up that post preg belly, nobody needs/wants to see that, and wear a friggin bra man! Those puppies need support or they're going to get saggier. GROSS
23. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on January 13, 2006 11:56 AM
I am an American, and I hate to see how cultureless we are, so of course I want something better for us. We get made fun of because we idolize vapid slutbags like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. The bitch can't sing, she's ugly, she's trash, she's dumb as a box of hammers, yet somehow she's richer than most hardworking honest people in this country will ever be. Doesn't that seem wrong? THAT is why we get so much crap, because our value system is all messed up
24. Posted by Rocknrope on January 13, 2006 12:02 PM
There are some more pics of her choice hanging nips on other sites...truly hideous. How long ago was she on the MTV awards dancing in that flesh-colored outfit? Oh how the trashy have fallen.
25. Posted by RedJenny on January 13, 2006 12:04 PM
Please someone buy her a mirror!
26. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 13, 2006 12:04 PM
Stop that woman! She ate my baby!
27. Posted by caroline on January 13, 2006 12:08 PM
i´m just leaving my comment here...sorry if i upset some of you. i DO watch to some american movies, i DO buy american things, as i buy chinese, italian, brazilian specially cause is my country. but still i DO recognize my country´s problems, and do not pretend they exist, such as violence, poverty and so it goes. I think you should look up to your country´s problems also and be critic about it. the whole world needs some of it, like "hotfive" for exemple.
28. Posted by caroline on January 13, 2006 12:14 PM
Ghostwriter, you´re baseless!! hahaha
29. Posted by jennifer11 on January 13, 2006 12:26 PM
I just LOVE the fact that ol' Britney has gone to seed.
It makes a joyful tear spring to my eye everytime I see her lard-butt in a photo.
*sniff*
30. Posted by hotfive on January 13, 2006 12:30 PM
the war doesn't have anything to do with anything. of course not.
OR
we're too pacified and lulled to sleep by our creature comforts and nonsensical trash to dare risk losing it by actually doing or saying anything that might change US foreign policy and our trade relations with poorer nations.
and of course i'm sorry to be bringing this up on this site, where i go for good, honest, cheap, all-american laughs. i'm still drunk.
what's more, i don't know what the hell i'm talking about. honestly.
31. Posted by ghostwriter on January 13, 2006 12:33 PM
Just so it's clear: My statement above in no way implies that there is nothing wrong with the United States, its culture, etc. Of course, as in all cultures, there are things that are "wrong" (i.e. could stand improvement or are patently absurd). What angers me, after years of living abroad and meeting people from so many different countries, is this baseless claim that there is no such thing as "American culture" or that, at best, it is an oxymoron. Popular culture, subculture, counterculture, consumer culture, etc. are not "culture," at least in my worldview. They might be considered facets of culture, sure, and might be worthy of discussion, study, ridicule and sarcasm, but none is culture unto itself. This said, America's culture does not comprise only its pop culture, no more than France's culture can be defined by its well-documented fascination with Jerry Lewis movies, England's by its pioneering tabloid industry, Germany's by beer and sausage, Romania's by "Dracula," Switzerland's by gold, chocolate, watches and Nazi bank accounts, Japan's by manga and comfort women, etc, etc., etc., usw., usw., usw., ad nauseam.
Every country has its good and bad. I've never understood people who have to criticize and belittle in order to solidify their own identity or whatever it is they're hoping to accomplish by being small-minded and rude when dealing with people who are not their countrymen. Look within, not without, then develop your relationships and worldview based on your own sense of self.
My indulgence for the day, thank you. Now back to that corn-fed, all-American, red-white-and-blue beauty, Britney, and the culture she so proudly bears up!!
32. Posted by ghostwriter on January 13, 2006 12:38 PM
... And yes, I am totally baseless! In other words, we're all DEVO!! When we bicker, we only provide more ammo for the big spudgun!! It's a beautiful world we live in; a sweet, romantic place!
Bombs away!
ghostwriter
33. Posted by bigdaddy on January 13, 2006 12:40 PM
Leave Britney Alone!! She's a mommy and once she stops breastfeeding, her body will return to normal and she's be an even more sexy bitch than she is now and have all of you wishing you were her or fucking her...Never be fooled, she knows exactly what she is doing...
~BD
34. Posted by careylicious on January 13, 2006 12:49 PM
without 550 cc's, those funbags will always be pointing south. Am I the only here who just REALLY wants to teach that girl how to wash properly?
35. Posted by LoneWolf on January 13, 2006 12:49 PM
She just doesn't give a f@ck anymore. She doesn't need to work, she just had a baby, and apparently her handlers have either been fired or just lost control of her.
There's a saying about water seeking its highest level - she's found her highest level with the Fedster. They're two pieces of white trash who totally deserve each other.
36. Posted by archyros on January 13, 2006 12:59 PM
Oh c'mon---she is some smokin hot chunky white trash---grab them funbags before they lose all that milk!
I'd hit it even more now than before the baby! Bet it smells like fish & chips...mmmmmm!
37. Posted by Kitchy on January 13, 2006 01:00 PM
Let's all hope Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan read the subliminal message on her breasts. Eww...all I can smell is cigarettes and tampons again!
38. Posted by hotfive on January 13, 2006 01:15 PM
gotcha, ghostwriter.
US culture suffers in comparison to other nations simply because it's only a couple hundred years old. still, mark twain, jazz, and electricity weren't just whistling dixie.
or something.
thanks for clarifying. i did think, before, that you were sticking up for the US in all its aspects.
39. Posted by Jo Jo on January 13, 2006 01:22 PM
Well, at least she had her Frankenstein plugs removed from her neck before going out in public. (What is that on her neck anyway? An old faded tat? Dirt? Brown and gray make-up to cover up a hickey?)
40. Posted by senin on January 13, 2006 01:22 PM
Hello? Being a breast feeding celebrity Mommy does not imply that she can walk around looking like trailer trash and be immune to criticism. Mr. Blackwell is so right!
41. Posted by sorelymistaken on January 13, 2006 01:25 PM
the rehab shirt comes from a club that happens every sunday or something at the hard rock hotel, by the pool in Las Vegas.
I used to wish I had the time and money to spend on a trainer to look like Brit... Now I wish she'd use her time and money to look like she once did.
Come on, Britney! Shape up or at least cover that nastyness up!
42. Posted by HollyJ on January 13, 2006 01:34 PM
1. I bet even bacteria refuses to live on her. NASTY! (@7: Yeah, WTF is UP with that third arm? That's hilarious! I didn't even see that!)
2. I somewhat agree with Caroline. Our "culture," to a great extent, is about the APPEARANCE of intelligence, beauty, tolerance, opportunity, and prosperity, when a huge portion of our population have none of these. Having traveled quite a bit throughout Europe, I would say that in modern times, Americans have gleefully exchanged much of our greater culture for the convenience of soulless cheap shit (starletts and Walmart being two examples).
3. Having said that, I LOVE that America has a few things for which it will always be known, and one of the greatest of these may very well be the idea of Hollywood. I LOVE it. It's so American, so entirely OUR culture, in so many ways... I mean, what could offer more hope to nobodies than the notion that even if you're a stupid talentless whore, you can still make a bazillion dollars if you show your tatas and fuck the right people? Everyone needs something to aspire to. It's entirely, completely, mind-numbingly...SUPERFICIAL! Perfect!! It is the ultimate American creation, and I think it symbolizes who we are to a great degree. Be beautiful, and you needn't be more. Beauty just for beauty's sake. I enjoy it IMMENSELY.
I don't understand why people get so nasty and defensive about criticizing America. It's only by seeing things that are wrong, voicing them, and trying to change them, that we make it better. People that REALLY love this country are those that stand up when stupid shit is happening, in the hopes of bringing things back around. I love it here. I just wish so many Americans weren't turning into brainwashed pie-eyed moonie Nationalists like the German army prior to WWII. That's some scary shit.
It's OK to be Superficial assholes, but militant Nationalists won't do. It's just not sexy.
43. Posted by bloodyvictim on January 13, 2006 02:16 PM
America's culture is as sloppy, ugly and cheap as Britneys sagging vagina. bwahahahaha
44. Posted by c red on January 13, 2006 02:22 PM
Maybe while nursing and holding the baby with her regular two arms, she uses her third arm to shove food into her piehole. Gotta keep up your nourishment while you're breast feeding don’t-cha-know. When she's not nursing, it probably holds up her pants.
45. Posted by horrendous on January 13, 2006 02:31 PM
Is it too late for me to retract all of the times that I've pleasured myself to her???
46. Posted by horrendous on January 13, 2006 02:33 PM
Is it too late for me to retract all of the times that I've pleasured myself to her???
47. Posted by ZoomBoy on January 13, 2006 02:39 PM
For fuck sakes, I can't even remember what she looked like half decent now. Ever since she's been with that wet rat Federline she's progressed back in time to her "roots ya'll!"
She wasn't even pregnant when her face was full of zits, she wasn't pregnant when she would go to McDonalds every day, she wasn't pregnant when she walked into a trucker bathroom in barefeet.
Britney, erase yourself.
48. Posted by Miss Gulch on January 13, 2006 03:32 PM
Queen of the Trailer Court.
49. Posted by WaitWhat? on January 13, 2006 03:46 PM
C RED (#7) -- FRIKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
50. Posted by horsecow on January 13, 2006 03:52 PM
i cant wait till she gets divorced, so i can finally have her...she's white trash, so you kn ow she'll love my presents from walmart, and by looking at her you know she loves to eat. that, with her professed love of sex, is perfect...if only i could convince federlicious to take custody of the rugrat...
51. Posted by thebor on January 13, 2006 04:03 PM
If I wan into cow porn I would be going freakin nuts right now!
52. Posted by Captain Awesome on January 13, 2006 04:23 PM
Thats like 90% of the girls in Orange County.
53. Posted by bigfatmomma on January 13, 2006 04:27 PM
I betcha that's a bruise on her neck. K-fed probably beats her. cause that's what douchebag white trash husbands do. maybe i don't know that for sure, but i think that's what i would do if i were married to britney spears.
you know you would too.
54. Posted by BrendaPayne on January 13, 2006 04:43 PM
"...american culture is so fucking poor.....Britney Spears represents american culture: just an image."
If I knew where you were from, caroline (comment #9), I'm sure I could come up with an ignorant generalization about your country's culture. You're an ethnocentric waste of oxygen.
That said, I wonder how hot I'd look with all of Britney's beauty teams? Lord knows most of us regular folk are probably a better base to work with than Dr. Sunken Tits II.
55. Posted by GingersCoconuts on January 13, 2006 05:10 PM
NO Bigfatmomma (#53)! That is dirt on her linebacker neck! My momma used to call those "Granma Beads"! You know, the little dirt balls that get under fat baby's triple chins! She just has 3 years worth of buildup under her triple chins! What a GODDESS!
56. Posted by Popz9 on January 13, 2006 05:18 PM
i see she's supporting kevin's new adventures.. wearing the rehab shirt and all... what a great wife!
57. Posted by Shaun on January 13, 2006 05:36 PM
She looks lost in that picture. Not for physical direction; more so, mental direction. She looks wiped out. Needs a vacation from all the "glam" and bs that comes with her celeb status.
58. Posted by Solaera on January 13, 2006 05:44 PM
Although I'd like to believe that the mark on her neck is filth, a K-fed suck mark, an unfortunately placed jailhouse tattoo, or an unholy combination of the three, it is actually a chandelier earring that has swung forward a bit. My question is this. If you can't manage to bathe, put on a bra, put on some decent clothes, (or at least pull up your sweats so your vile, unwashed crotch isn't threatening to make a public appearance) or brush your hair, or use zit cream, or apply makeup then why the fvck bother with a pair of chandelier earrings of all things? Isn't that kinda like putting a maraschino cherry on a pile of dog crap? I mean what is the point?
59. Posted by eyespy27 on January 13, 2006 05:57 PM
let us travel into britneys brain...
what floor is claires on?... those cheetos i had for breakfast are making me gassy... is my shirt to big?... is my nipple falling off?... i love when k-fed farts and pulls the covers over my head... cinnabun? do i smell a cinnabun?... my flip-flop is giving me corns... oh wait i'm barefoot... i could really use a frappucino - yes whip cream please... is venti the largest you have? could i drink it straight from the pitcher?... did i leave the baby in the car?...
60. Posted by DannyJames on January 13, 2006 06:21 PM
does she have a pot leaf tattoo right above her sinkhole?
61. Posted by tess on January 13, 2006 06:36 PM
Britney looks like a human pig. I mean look at the dirty pink color of her skin. Plus, she's got fat arms, a Homer Simpson belly and sagging breasts...yuk. She used to be The American Dream but now she's just a White trash Nightmare. I give her a month before she ends up in a trailer park, drinking beers all day.
62. Posted by mrschickee on January 13, 2006 07:06 PM
What could she possibly be thinking in the morning? "HMMM...What could make my rolled-down, nasty, stretched-out tummy showing sweats, too small braless top, jacked up hairdo, and man-like freaky neck even better looking? Earrings...the perfect accessory."
I have to agree with you Solaera (58).
Does she even think things through anymore, or does her spinal cord not connect to her brain?
63. Posted by susie-q on January 13, 2006 07:22 PM
Caroline calls Ghostwriter baseless ... haha '*you're* baseless' ... oooooooh that was a good one. 12 year olds should not be allowed to ... oh nevermind.
64. Posted by kemb2722 on January 13, 2006 08:54 PM
oh jesus. HOTFIVE, i think you missed the point. Those that were defending american culture wern't saying there isn't anything wrong with it, i'm sure they recognize that there are plenty of wrongs in our culture. they just didn't agree with caroline's statement that was so black and white, dissing the ENTIRE culture, from an outsider/consumers prespective. You should be slightly ashamed at your lack of understanding of war, american politics, and your BLIND support for a country that does make mistakes.
65. Posted by A-Bomb on January 13, 2006 09:56 PM
OMFG, this site as of late has been subjecting me to the most horrid photos in recent memory. Between Starr Jones in a bikini, B-Spears squeezing into "trailer-trash approved" rags and Mischa Bartons "red mark" (i almost vomited over that one), it has just left me laughing but deeply disturbed. Anyway, B-Spears is 2 months away from becoming one of Richard Simmons new 400lb f*g-hags so there is no hope in seeing her body ever revert back
to about 3-4 years ago.
66. Posted by SugaryCherry on January 13, 2006 10:48 PM
Uh, the guy behind her is so blurry you can't tell what the hell he's looking at. Must you pore over every picture to find any detail to make things up about?
67. Posted by fatgirl on January 13, 2006 10:59 PM
Posted by bigdaddy on January 13, 2006 12:40 PM
Leave Britney Alone!! She's a mommy and once she stops breastfeeding, her body will return to normal and she's be an even more sexy bitch than she is now and have all of you wishing you were her or fucking her...Never be fooled, she knows exactly what she is doing...
First of all, if she is breastfeeding, then how come she can wear a wifebeater and not leak through it? I nursed three children and never could keep my shirt dry. Secondly, she ain't breastfeeding, cause that takes effort. The nanny can't do it for ya.....
68. Posted by Femmefatale on January 13, 2006 11:14 PM
Back in 2000 (around when the song "Im a Slave 4U came out), people used to tell me all the time how I looked like Britney Spears...it used to irritate me bc I thought she was hit and squatty then, but now I look at her and I am just shocked. Her body is wrecked. One thing that there is no excuse for is that skin. I know dermatologists that will perform extractions and glycolic peels covered by health insurance and have ur skin looking like a new baby's...so she has no excuse to be rockin that acne.
What confuses me most are the pictures that were taken about 6 weeks after she had her baby and she was looking great. In the aerial shots of her at her pool, she looked like she was on her way to her old body...and some of her first outing pics showed off the beginings of a flat tummy..it seems like shes put MORE weight on and fallen off the wagon.
Shes so depressed and she doesnt even realize it. And I will def give ppl the benefit of the doubt after having a baby--a good year to get back in shape--but shes looked like this for a while and is getting worse...poor girl.
69. Posted by Lynette Carrington on January 13, 2006 11:36 PM
LADIES!!!!!! OMG!!! Really look at her. She's pregnant again!!!!! Noooooo!!! Kevin Federline must be neutered!
70. Posted by happyday on January 14, 2006 12:55 AM
The blurry guy in the back is trying to figure out if he should report her third arm to the police for trying to steel Brit’s credit card or if he should just stay out of it.
71. Posted by happyday on January 14, 2006 01:00 AM
Sorry, steal. Or steel, whatever you think is funnier.
72. Posted by derekd on January 14, 2006 01:24 AM
I bet her ass looks like a bag of nickels. God! It wasn't that long ago I was ogling over her like like a middle schooler peeking in the girl's locker room! Now if I was banging her I'd seriously have to close my eyes and think of Jessica Alba and keep my hands off her because obviously that would just completely fuck up the fantasy. I don't know whether to be upset or laugh my ass off. Way to go Britney. You went from Penthouse to outhouse in the male fantasy department in one fell swoop. She deserves a commeterive sticker or something. Something with Elsie the cow scrawled on it.
73. Posted by breakitdown on January 14, 2006 06:31 AM
i sorta reckon she has a right to down dress and everything but wen i do it i sorta look beta... cudnt she wear better clothing. her sence of stlye has gone way off. i think her bosy is fine etc but her clothing no
74. Posted by slinkhard on January 14, 2006 07:12 AM
'If you hate us that much, don't do business with us, don't listen to the music from US artists, don't watch movies with US actors/actresses, don't watch our TV shows, don't wear our designers, don't drive our cars, don't travel to our country, and stop reporting about our country on your news stations!'
LOL. People like you are why the US gets hated, I imagine. Wah, wah, someone has criticism about the USA when we're so clearly perfect and kings of the world! Love everything about us ever or else you're 'bashing', and presumably hate our freedoms, blah blah.
(Funnily enough, Britney said something similiar in Fahrenheit 9/11, iirc...)
75. Posted by gossipmonger on January 14, 2006 07:46 AM
73. Posted by breakitdown
i sorta reckon she has a right to down dress and everything but wen i do it i sorta look beta... cudnt she wear better clothing. her sence of stlye has gone way off. i think her bosy is fine etc but her clothing no
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WOW, breakitdown, learn to SPELL!! and just for the record, not even YOU would look good (or "beta", as you put it) dressed that way.
76. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 14, 2006 07:59 AM
Sorry it took so long to post, but most of my bodily functions have shut down after viewing this. I am from Louisiana, about 45 minutes from where Bertha, I mean Brittany, grew up. I never thoght I'd say this, but Brittany is actually embarrasing the rest of Louisiana. Our state ranks pretty much dead last in every major category including education, poverty, air quality, etc. New Orleans is pretty much a landfill thanks to Hurricane Katrina- and now this? You fat sea-donkey, you have plunged our state into a level of embarrasment only felt by your parents when your future "Surreal World" member P.O.S. husband walks into a room. Show some pride in yourself!! I'm not saying you need to hooch it up everytime you run to 7-11 to grab K-Zero some rolling papers, a pack of Kool Menthols, and a bottle of Old English. But damn, even I put a baseball cap on to get the paper off the driveway. Hasn't that dickhole left enough pocket change for you to purchase a decent "casual" line of attire? Or can all you afford are his dirty wife-beaters and your mom's old sweatpants? For fuck's sake, please make a small effort to be just somewhat presentable in public. If you want to wear some grey Parachute pants and a Six-Flags 1997 t-shirt around the trailer- fine. But when going out in public, please remember your family, friends, and your home state of Louisiana. We need something to look forward to besides the Saints.
77. Posted by flamarkel on January 14, 2006 10:34 AM
That's not a tattoo on her lower belly. Look carefully. That's the top of Kermit the Frog's hand. He's trying to crawl out of a dark, smelly, large cave he fell into.
78. Posted by Binky on January 14, 2006 12:11 PM
It's obvious Brit and K-Fed should roll up the awning, unplug the bug zapper, pack away the Twinkies and get the trailer to a nice out of the way town, with a quality Value Village - away from prying eyes. And good for them.
I think Caroline maybe should have said 'modern' culture rather than US. The consumerism is world-wide. ( And Americans seem pretty touchy lately) But it's becoming more and more apparent Brit may not be the new 'Grace Kelly'
79. Posted by Solaera on January 14, 2006 02:16 PM
This pic is even better...(or worse, I guess)
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/857/638/1600/celebritysmack_britewww.0.jpg
80. Posted by julema on January 14, 2006 02:56 PM
ANYBODY can be a superstar and a sex symbol!!!!!!!!!!!!!VIVA photoshop!
81. Posted by HughJorganthethird on January 14, 2006 03:35 PM
I don't know about American culture but judging from the pictures of the Britany-beast i'd say the food is dynamite!
82. Posted by DMLBRM on January 14, 2006 04:49 PM
What a picture. Sad. Very sad.
83. Posted by HollyJ on January 14, 2006 05:14 PM
LOL @59 Eyespy! "did I leave the baby in the car" LOL!
84. Posted by ATOMIC_DOG on January 14, 2006 05:25 PM
The whole rich slutty trailer park trash look just does it for me! So what if she's gained a few pounds,,,,,,it's just more of her for me to love. I love you Britney!!!,, call me real soon for some hot monkey butt sex.
85. Posted by MonkeyWithTOES on January 14, 2006 05:31 PM
She just had a baby, and she IS ON HOLIDAY. She's not on the planet just to provide y'all with pictures to J@rk off to.
86. Posted by Solaera on January 14, 2006 06:08 PM
What? Seriously, what else could she have been put on this planet for? From what I can ascertain, masturbation material is all that she was ever good for. Now that that's all shot to hell, she's pretty much useless.
Since when is being on holiday an excuse for walking around looking like a filthy bag of shit? Pretty rude, actually.
87. Posted by alaskangrl on January 14, 2006 09:21 PM
Caroline from Brazil...Just shut up..shut up now. Learn to at least speak proper english before you go trashing our culture.
88. Posted by Brian on January 14, 2006 10:27 PM
Just awful.
89. Posted by soapbox on January 14, 2006 11:13 PM
Hmm...guys. The world has finally come to an end. Brit Brit is preggo again. I'll bet my eye on this one.
90. Posted by Aiwass on January 14, 2006 11:52 PM
Caroline: você está certa. A cultura americana é uó do borogodó [quero ver eles traduzirem isso...hauhauahua]
Se eles são tão espertos, será que são capazes de fazer uma tradução do babado do português para o inglês?? Duvido!!
91. Posted by susie-q on January 15, 2006 12:17 AM
"Posted by Aiwass: blah blah blah ..."
WTF??????
92. Posted by Michael1 on January 15, 2006 09:43 AM
finally, reality catches up what she looked like to me all along.
the people who said she was an overrated product of cosmetics, digital airbrushing and mass hysteria are now vindicated.
93. Posted by diddleysquat on January 15, 2006 01:30 PM
I don't understand why anybody gives a crap about her anymore, or in the first place for that matter. She can't sing, she's not hot anymore, and look at the douchbag that she married! She deserves no respect. It's over.
94. Posted by Brit on January 15, 2006 01:38 PM
Does Britney Spears shower? Every picture I've seen of her in the past year or two she's been a little on the gross side..
95. Posted by PopCulture on January 15, 2006 04:43 PM
This might be the greatest example of white trash hitting it big since The Beverly Hillbillies.
96. Posted by Brian on January 15, 2006 05:10 PM
Her shirt seems to be a nod to the future.
97. Posted by d1066 on January 15, 2006 07:36 PM
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
98. Posted by xAgonyxScenex on January 15, 2006 07:49 PM
YAY! Now she looks like the rest of America.
99. Posted by Femmefatale on January 15, 2006 09:34 PM
Britney was thinner when she was 7.5 pregnant!
http://www.hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2005.08.30/britney.spears-pregnant.jpg
100. Posted by soc on January 16, 2006 12:39 AM
do ppl have to look perfect to earn your respect? you're so shallow. she looks like this because she doesnt give a crap about ppl like u
101. Posted by Brian on January 16, 2006 01:26 AM
I think she looks like this because she likes to eat.
102. Posted by slinkhard on January 16, 2006 07:10 AM
Yeah, people eating. How disgusting. What total pigs people like that are.
103. Posted by lysistrata11 on January 16, 2006 03:32 PM
Yes, people eating is disgusting when they are gluttonous like Spears. Ew.
#77: haha Love the Kermit observation.
104. Posted by Don'tPanic on January 16, 2006 03:34 PM
#3 Layne, Yes her c-section scar is lower, I know because I have one.
#33 Bigdaddy, Breast feeding has nothing to do with being a fat ass.
For all the people defending her, yes she does look rather normal. However, she is supposed to be a 'pop star', her one and only job, besides making horrible music, is to look pleasing. She literally gets millions just to look good. She has the benefit of personal trainers, chefs, support staff. Yet she still can't manage NOT to look like any other white trash bitch on a sick day.
I mean damn, elastic waist pants, in public?
105. Posted by SMF121490 on January 16, 2006 04:50 PM
This woman is constantly shopping and she wears that outfit to the mall? What trailer trash. I wouldn't be caught dead in the get up, even inside my house.
NO CLASS!
106. Posted by becca11 on January 19, 2006 04:16 PM
actually most americans ( i am one) are a HELL of alot fatter than that, she is only fat for a celeb... 5'5 and 140 pounds. The main problem is her EXTREME lack of care as far as her hair and week old makeup, shabby ill-fited clothes and lack of bra.
107. Posted by the zombie doo wop wop on February 1, 2006 06:38 PM
Comment #92; I concur, without a doubt.
Her voice is also the product of microphone gadgets and recording gizmos that the producers use to make it sound like perfection - hitting every note with every pitch nice and smooth.
Her live concerts are almost, if not always, using a "backing track" that can help an artist better re-create an album-like performance on stage. Ever wonder how she could be doing all that dancing on stage and her voice (during the songs) never once sounded like she was even remotely out of breath?
Not to mention her voice wasn't really all that impressive to begin with. Im not a fan of Christina Aguilera or Kelly Clarkson but those two girls sound so much more talented when compared to Britney.
I guess what Im trying to get to here is that what we are looking at is a product of reality. This is and always was the real Britney Spears - a lazy, not-so-skinny girl with no sense of style who apparently doesn't make use of a shower to wash her hair, or at least a hair brush to comb it out every now and then..altogether its quite obvious that she could give a F**k less about how she looks when she isn't getting paid for it; because someone isn't photoshopping her pictures or using technology to make her voice sound better.
And to think this is what our generation of young girls (and sadly to say even older ones as well) look up to .. practically just a pop star idol imposter!
108. Posted by sweetepie22 on February 26, 2006 03:15 PM
why is it that the world is obsessed about everyone else's weight and can't leave these famous people alone and mind their own business. the girl just had a baby for goodness sake, leave her alone and get a life of your on.
109. Posted by ker on March 20, 2006 10:27 AM
7. Posted by c red on January 13, 2006 10:49 AM
Wow, look at that picture! She’s finally revealing an embarrassing birth defect – she has a third arm! Look at it – it’s stealing her credit card! RUN BRITNEY! RUN FROM YOUR THRID ARM! RUN!
thats so fucking hilarious!!!!! i mean how can not you recongize that thats so funny that made my day... i never laughed at posts like this hard... haha
seriously you people obsessed with her and her weight... honestly shes is a burden to begin with, let alone her weight
can you say it with me? F*CK BRITNEY SPEARS
well ??? i guess you guys still love her no matter or what, i just dont get it...
but you now understand how i see britney like THAT-- post pregnancy or after, you decide but she's looking bad and you guys go ugh... thats britney damn.. well i see her like that ever since she got in the pop senstation but you're finally noticing what im noticing an alienated fat woman from somewhere out-space trying invade us with the sensation of pop music wtf wtffff
110. Posted by Miss Sasha on April 18, 2006 03:02 AM
she might look rough but she is NOT fat...especially for having a baby, i think her weight is fine. get a life ppl!