January 12, 2006
Kristanna Loken is topless
Our sex partners at I Watch Stuff! have posted Kristanna Loken's topless scene from Bloodrayne in hopes that it'll stop any of you out there from actually watching the movie and supporting Uwe Boll. It's not exactly the best quality you've ever seen, but considering Uwe Boll is the source material, that's probably not such a bad thing. You can watch the very NSFW clip here.
Kristanna Loken topless sex scene from Bloodrayne [I Watch Stuff!]
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Comments
1. Posted by Hohlraum on January 12, 2006 02:49 PM
sweeeet. this movie looks god freaking awful btw. looks like something produced by the sci fi network.
2. Posted by Binky on January 12, 2006 02:56 PM
Actually I prefer Manute Boll's film work.
3. Posted by Hohlraum on January 12, 2006 02:58 PM
lol.. follow up.. yep.. its horrible.. just watched the first 10 minutes. gooood lord. i can't believe its legal to put this kinda stuff in theaters.
4. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 12, 2006 03:30 PM
The T-X chick? Who the hell is that? She should skip all the foreplay and get right to the piss/puke/scat films. In ten years all our entertainment will be piss/puke/scat. She could be a pioneer!
5. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on January 12, 2006 04:04 PM
hot. straight hot
6. Posted by ghostwriter on January 12, 2006 04:09 PM
More vapid crap designed to make money as a DVD release, not a theatrical release.
There are no true stars any more. ...
7. Posted by BrendaPayne on January 12, 2006 04:20 PM
She isn't the most attractive chick I've ever seen, but she has nice big titties!
8. Posted by Master Shake on January 12, 2006 04:21 PM
Because THAT scene belongs in a videogame movie. Good job, Uwe.
Nice tits, though.
9. Posted by Romeo Foxtrot on January 12, 2006 04:27 PM
whoever sets up these files: can you stop naming the links things like "kristanna_loken_topless_sex.sc"? just because it's NSFW doesn't mean we won't risk it, but it's hard to get away with watching this stuff when 'topless' and 'sex' tend to send red flags to your IT dept
10. Posted by Heywood Jablowme on January 12, 2006 04:28 PM
Most likely the only enjoyable scene in the whole thing, I speak from having sat through (barely) three of Uwe's previous bowel movements.....um movies.
11. Posted by Shaun on January 12, 2006 05:50 PM
I really couldn't bring myself to comment. Boring would give that some credit.
From a T-X Machine hottie to an old man love scene?
Shakes head.
12. Posted by hafaball on January 12, 2006 06:38 PM
"looks like something produced by the sci fi network" XD lol
true, which is a good sign, means they're not giving him so much money anymore, hopefully soon he'll be assassinated.
13. Posted by Shauna on January 12, 2006 08:17 PM
"i can't believe its legal to put this kinda stuff in theaters."
Theaters can't believe it either because they're refusing to play it. In their counter offer, the Bloodrayne people decided to send the reels to theaters anyway and then offer to not charge them to rent the film. It didn't work as well as they had hoped which explains why when I'm at work doing nothing I'm using the can from Bloodrayne as a footrest.
14. Posted by tori on January 12, 2006 08:45 PM
that clip is weak. probably one of the worst sex scenes ever.
15. Posted by dhampir on January 13, 2006 02:08 AM
Oh what?! Why does the screen always go green and distorted for me?
16. Posted by SugaryCherry on January 13, 2006 02:39 AM
He actually licks her nipple. Seriously, this is supposed to be a video game turned into a movie, not a cheap softcore porno. Hell, I've seen porn with less action than this.
17. Posted by WaitWhat? on January 13, 2006 03:10 AM
I have no idea who this chick is, but she has nice boobies. As for the scene overall, any girl knows it ain't that easy...
18. Posted by reesestet on January 13, 2006 05:05 PM
Only in the movies does the you-know-what slip into the you-know-where without manual assistance. Also, they never show the scene where they say, "That was incredible; now excuse me while I go to the bathroom to wash off the creamy goodness"!
19. Posted by 4ism on January 13, 2006 05:30 PM
FYI - She has come out of the closet.
Check out this link
http://www.afterellen.com/People/2006/1/kristannaloken.html
20. Posted by A-Bomb on January 13, 2006 10:04 PM
Wow, cool scene but i'd rather see her recieving a Dirty Sanchez, Tony Danza or a Chinese Fire Dragon... now that would make it HOT.
21. Posted by PortalStar on January 14, 2006 12:27 AM
I wish I could take back the hours of my life that I spend on house of the dead. That movie wasn't even bad in a good way. It was a scam. People were talking in the theater during the movie in an effort to entertain themselves, and it took tremendous willpower not to walk out. If anyone here knows or sees Uwie Bol please, for the love of god, shoot him before he can make any more movies.
22. Posted by A-Bomb on January 14, 2006 09:56 AM
damn the flick was that bad PortalStar? the previews looked so-so but Loken could do a film where she plays a raving drunk that runs over small puppy dogs for sport and i
would still watch it with glee... yes she is that HOT. too bad you could not get your
money back.
23. Posted by happy_bunny on January 15, 2006 09:58 PM
Who the dickens is Kristanna Loken?
24. Posted by Jayne on January 16, 2006 06:44 PM
what a bore
25. Posted by Amylouhelfin on January 18, 2006 04:21 PM
It wasn't nearly as bad as the Saved by the Bell slut's sex scene in Showgirls where she's screwing that guy in the water and she starts having a seizure.