January 02, 2006

Christina Applegate dates a fisherman

applegate-fisherman.jpgIn Touch magazine reports that Christina Applegate is recovering from her recent divorce by dating 24-year-old Lee Grivas - a former Alaskan fisherman - after meeting him while she was starring in the Broadway musical Sweet Charity. I guess all those years I spent following Alaskan fisherman around in a tiny boat calling them names and throwing trash at them really came back to bite me in the ass. Because now they're dating Christina Applegate, and here I am not dating Christina Applegate. Damn those Alaskan fisherman. Damn them to hell.


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Comments

Isn't 24 a bit young to be a former fisherman? I hear the words "former Alaskan fisherman" and I think "octogenarian."

he was a job hopper

Christina should think about using some feminine hygiene spray if she's luring fisherman all the way from Alaska.

I think that once Christina wakes up out of her drunken stupor, she will wonder how the hell she wound up in bed with a guy that smells like a grouper. Okay, that was really bad.....at least it rhymed, ok!

what's even weirder is a fisherman on broadway...O.o Funny Superficial post haha!

what's even weirder is a fisherman on broadway...O.o Funny Superficial post haha!

oh...she was on broadway...nm lol

I actually knew Lee. I lived with him in Philly for a while. He's a good kid. We once sold lemonade at FDR skatepark and almost got robbed. I'm glad to see his luck has changed for the better.

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