December 30, 2005
Tori Spelling has a classy fiance
For all the naysayers out there who thought Tori Spelling's new fiance was a tasteless oaf, here's irrefutable proof that he is, indeed, Prince Charming. Because is there really any more romantic way to express love than by shoving your hand down your girlfriend's pants and grabbing their ass? It almost makes me shed a tear, it's so sweet.
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Comments
1. Posted by Sheva on December 30, 2005 02:29 AM
That's so sweet? Do you think he was able to get his finger up her ass?
2. Posted by jollyrancher on December 30, 2005 02:49 AM
I'd stick my hands down Tori's pants too if it meant a piece of the Spelling fortune. On an unrelated note, Tori and Kirsten Dunst could pass for sisters.
3. Posted by gastatesweetie on December 30, 2005 04:38 AM
That's the most hideous outfit I've ever seen. Ewwww....
4. Posted by kitkat on December 30, 2005 05:10 AM
I agree, that outfit is nasty, not to mention the ass grabbing.
5. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 30, 2005 05:47 AM
That's where she hides the money.
6. Posted by fatgirl on December 30, 2005 06:43 AM
Dean better watch out...Most horses have a poop reflex when you touch their tail.
7. Posted by James Earl Cash on December 30, 2005 08:24 AM
Nice outfit. She looks 12.
Which makes the second picture even sexier.
8. Posted by CrimsonGal on December 30, 2005 09:16 AM
If he wants to give a good scrach, he should try calling Paris Hilton..
9. Posted by turtlecock on December 30, 2005 09:31 AM
Why didn't superficial show the next pictures of him with brown stained fingers?
10. Posted by diddleysquat on December 30, 2005 11:33 AM
She's so rich, I can almost deal with the fact that she looks like her father with boobs. Almost. (shudders)
11. Posted by Bob Denver on December 30, 2005 12:34 PM
She should be happy that anyone is grabbing her ass.
12. Posted by WaitWhat? on December 30, 2005 12:51 PM
What ass????
13. Posted by APINK on December 30, 2005 01:30 PM
Class? A guy who leaves his wife after 12 years for this disgusting piss poor no talent actress is classified as classy? Wow, I'd hate to see what non-classy is!
14. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 30, 2005 04:33 PM
He's obviously digging for gold. Her last name is Spelling so he's definitely going to find it.
15. Posted by drowningfool on December 30, 2005 05:56 PM
If he's digging for gold he's digging in the wrong place. Maybe someone should tell him, or not. Whatever. I really don't care about them.
16. Posted by Howard on December 30, 2005 06:03 PM
Now I know what I'm getting them for their wedding gift.
(http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/bacscratmado.html)
17. Posted by Jonboy in SF on December 30, 2005 06:51 PM
He's all "aboot" her booty but he'd have an easier time getting his hand down that canyon-sized crevasse between her boobs. We used to watch 90210 and crack up at her "big valley" - looks like her new beau has found some unexplored territory, eh?
18. Posted by hafaball on December 30, 2005 06:52 PM
Damn...why not just fist her there on the parking lot floor. The only thing stopping him from getting the whole hand down there is the jeans. Who said tight jeans are better? ;D
19. Posted by NotSoMuch on December 30, 2005 11:16 PM
She very well may be a skeez (and har-- "her dad with boobs" and "she should be happy anyone's grabbing her ass" hilarious!), and he may very well be a Himbo, but let's not be ridiculous here, people. Fisting? Grabbing her ass? He's got about 1 inch of fingertips jacked into her jean gouchos <--(I just typed "jean gouchos" !!!!) This looks very mild. We all wanna be funny, but this is thin material indeed. Come on, it's kind of sexy and sweet. They are not at the Oscars, they're walking to a parked car for Pete's sake. Who among us smitten females wouldn't want a guy she was hot for to do some intimate gesture like this in the right casual setting? Whatever, fire away, but you can't convince me this is scandalous.
20. Posted by Tania on December 31, 2005 03:03 AM
Geez, somebody's stylist must be on vacation.
P.S. Their engagement announcement is in this month's issue of "Horse & Hound".
21. Posted by NannaRaye on December 31, 2005 04:18 AM
For heaven's sake - can't the poor girl afford a cheeseburger? Look at her bony little arms and rickety legs. I say he doesn't have his hand shoved down her dorky culottes out of lust, he's trying to keep her twiggy legs from collapsing under her weight. What a wonderful man he is!
22. Posted by hongkie2003 on December 31, 2005 04:48 AM
Anyone who can stomach sleeping with somebody with a face like hers must really be in it for the money...or the future tv roles...or both. She's in the same league as Kirsten Dunst in the looks department! Wake up with a pug in front of you, and you get the same feeling her bf must have.
23. Posted by fatgirl on December 31, 2005 12:27 PM
HEY!!!Don't curse pugs like that.
24. Posted by LickyLicky on December 31, 2005 12:53 PM
He's just looking for quarters...
25. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on December 31, 2005 07:24 PM
She looks like that kid from Silver Spoons.....and the scary thing is that her new guy looks like the father from the same show.
26. Posted by BeefJerky on January 2, 2006 04:40 AM
Jeremy1Esq,
WOW! After reading your comment, I had to go look up those people on IMDB. Well, shove a crowbar up my nose and paint me red, the resemblance is stunning, very creepy indeed.
27. Posted by blackblackheart on January 5, 2006 05:10 AM
I think I'm pretty classy, I mean I don't do anything stupid, illegal, disgusting/revolting and etc., and unlike this fellow, I'd like to think I look like I understand at least one language, but you know what? On a sexual level, "whatever" is the phrase that comes to mind. I don't care what he does to Tori Spelling, and in fact I do that to my boyfriend when we kiss quite often...