December 30, 2005
Kirsten Dunst scratches her ass

I guess I wouldn't be doing my job if i didn't post these pictures of Kirsten Dunst scratching her ass at the Chateau Marmont. You'll forgive me though, since it took half an hour for the vomiting alone to stop. And then there was trying to type with my eyes closed and the occasional break to pause and stab myself in the face with a fork. Sometimes my job is easy, but today is not one of those days. Blindness is a heavy price to pay for entertainment, but for you guys I'll gladly oblige. Honestly though, she's not looking that bad to me anymore. Maybe my hatred has subsided or she's blossomed out of her ugly troll phase, but whatever is going on I just can't muster up the energy to hate her as much as I used to.
Or maybe I just secretly love it when women scratch their asses in public. More of Kirsten after the jump.

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Comments
1. Posted by greekdiva on December 30, 2005 09:10 PM
We all scratch our ass but never in public! Especially if you're a celebrity and you know that there are cameras following you everywhere...not the smart thing to do Kirsten.
2. Posted by rivercmb on December 30, 2005 09:12 PM
Unless there's a handicap sign under her ass, this isn't a story.
3. Posted by Smacksmackums on December 30, 2005 09:13 PM
There's a weird monkey on one side of her, and a disgusting skeleton on the other. Maybe that's why she's looking better...
4. Posted by greekdiva on December 30, 2005 09:15 PM
Wow..I just noticed that ultra skinny thing next to her
5. Posted by bloodyvictim on December 30, 2005 09:33 PM
that freakishly disgusting skeletal smeagle next to her is make me itch my skin like a tweaking meth-head... yuck
6. Posted by giantpores on December 30, 2005 09:34 PM
I think Kirsten Dunst was awesome in Virgin Suicides, and I also think it's cool that she donates her time to the starving refugees of Tapewormistan. The girl at her side only has four days left. That's sad y'all!
7. Posted by Mr Zoo on December 30, 2005 09:43 PM
all she needs to do now is pilage and plunder a nordic town, burn the houses and enslave the villagers and then she can join the rest of the orks from lord of the rings!
8. Posted by Gedaliah on December 30, 2005 09:53 PM
you make my day... every day!
9. Posted by BadGoat on December 30, 2005 11:20 PM
Thank you Sir Superficial, it's good to know that Kristen is capable of scratching her own butt. I'm relieved to know that she doesn't have someone on her entourage assigned the task; as I imagine Mariah Carey does; that must be a mighty big job.
10. Posted by Layne on December 31, 2005 12:31 AM
i thought she had boobs, where did those go?
11. Posted by voodoochild on December 31, 2005 12:44 AM
you left out the picture where she smells her finger and then gnaws on the nails. or maybe she saved it for later.
12. Posted by teleporter on December 31, 2005 02:05 AM
As she scratches her ass, the jackass to her left looks to contemplate making lemonade in his 80s style swim trunks.
13. Posted by Valentine on December 31, 2005 02:07 AM
I'm so tired of people commenting to say how boring/stupid/mean the articles are. Why do you read it then? Why do you waste your breath, since you're obviously higher than the rest of us...
Really. Yawn.
14. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 31, 2005 03:47 AM
Concentration camps came back??? :(
15. Posted by Anticlown on December 31, 2005 04:09 AM
Sorry, Captain Awesome, had to be done. As fun as they are, trolls ruin the feedback experience for everybody.
16. Posted by jacobu on December 31, 2005 04:43 AM
I agree 100%. A troll ate my father. He was never able to provide feedback again.
17. Posted by extricate on December 31, 2005 06:31 AM
eww... has she gained weight? she looks nasty- god... i wish I was blind now.
18. Posted by sadietolstoy on December 31, 2005 06:42 AM
Superficial likes to gives us the view from both ends. One day he has Paris Hoeton scratching her crotch;the next day he's got Kirsten Dunst scratching her ass. Talk about fair and balanced!
19. Posted by JmsDean28 on December 31, 2005 07:14 AM
i love when celebrities do stupid shit like this in public, then get pissed when pictures such as these get printed. jackasses.
20. Posted by Seamus Begonia Smell on December 31, 2005 11:29 AM
she should feed her friend! yikes. she's legitimately anorexic. serious stuff.
21. Posted by Nurse Kellie on December 31, 2005 12:54 PM
You would look like the skinny girl too if you were on the scratching side of the butt. The fumes must have been horrific.
I'm guessing this is normal practice......skinny girl on this side, she scratches, the girl vomits, bingo bango weight loss treatments.
22. Posted by diddleysquat on December 31, 2005 03:17 PM
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, Kirsten's HOT! I'd shoot spider webs all over her.
23. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 31, 2005 06:07 PM
I'd drop a 5-roper on her face, just to cover it up.
24. Posted by derekd on December 31, 2005 10:07 PM
She's a pig. I'd hit that. She's a 5 outta 10.
25. Posted by dweebisis on January 1, 2006 09:15 AM
goes to show that every little thing a celeb does is constantly monitored.
26. Posted by mia on January 1, 2006 01:41 PM
What about the guy in the third pic trying to give a satchel shot or what? Geesh!
27. Posted by makito on January 1, 2006 04:43 PM
Kirsten is a Goddess. Any red blooded male or hot female would gladly scratch that gorgeous ass. Thanks for publishing Her pictures.
28. Posted by makito on January 1, 2006 04:43 PM
Kirsten is a Goddess. Any red blooded male or hot female would gladly scratch that gorgeous ass. Thanks for publishing Her pictures.
29. Posted by Gawain on January 1, 2006 05:57 PM
I'd still rather see Kirsten scratching her ass than Paris with her hand in her snatch.
30. Posted by galactic toilet on January 1, 2006 07:03 PM
could've just scratched with the scratching stick. ohshit thats a person
31. Posted by TweedleDee on January 1, 2006 07:19 PM
Why has no one mentioned anything about what the hell the guy beside her is doing with his legs.... my guess is his genitals are weaping, because he discovered a prime example of why you should have to have a liscense to wear a bikini in public
32. Posted by ensiform on January 1, 2006 08:25 PM
Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek. -Romeo and Juliet, II.2.
33. Posted by Binky on January 2, 2006 12:12 AM
I'd say I was getting a bit bored, but I suppose that would be a bit superficial...Hummm... it is getting harder and harder to dizzz this caliber of Sue - Doe celebrity. Don't the Bilderbergs say culture should be lowered to a Grade 7 level ? Time to up it a bit kids....
34. Posted by Edd on January 2, 2006 06:30 AM
Now, watch her friend scratching her back.... is that supposed to be human? i don't think so...
35. Posted by Alison is Awesome on January 2, 2006 09:52 AM
I never had an opinion about this girl until I started reading this site. Now all I can't help but laugh when I see her and think, "Pebble-toothed troll" while laughing like an idiot.
36. Posted by ebayfan414 on January 3, 2006 04:53 AM
Heeelllooo guys! I thought that you Superficial readers would have already discerned the truth about these pictures...isn't it obvious?
See, that's Kirsten's anorexic friend on the left, and Kirsten is actually a sweetheart. She wanted to feed her starving friend, so what she was doing was picking some lint out of her ass to give to miss anorexic for a snack. See? The media never shows the nice pictures! They just couldn't portray Kirsten in a good light and show her handing the glob of ass lint to the friend...geesh!
37. Posted by hermanita on January 3, 2006 11:36 AM
Eww. She's scratching her ass while looking at that fat guy who seems to be scratching his dick...O_o Are you sure they're scratching or doing something else?
38. Posted by callmebetty on January 5, 2006 04:10 PM
hahahahahahahhah i went to highschool with that skeleton. hahhahahahahahaha!
39. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 3, 2006 04:23 PM
#35 Alison, you said my thoughts exactly. The first time I read that I was laughing so hard I had to leave the room. I was at work. HOnestly,I kind of like Kirsten, although she does act the same in all her films. And Virgin Suicides was pretty good. I do however have to wonder why Jake kept the dog that THEY adopted together? Makes me think that she didn't care that much about the dog, since he went and adopted another puppy and hangs out with them all the time.
40. Posted by RhinebeckCowboy on March 27, 2006 06:56 PM
Actually I kinda like Kiki. Nice skin tone, and gee, she reads books too.
Get a life guys. She's in her twenties, cute, no skin blemishes or hispanic ho tattoos climbing out of her swimsuit, and a multi-millionairess.
41. Posted by RhinebeckCowboy on March 27, 2006 07:01 PM
Just to add. I'd love to know what the story here. The card she's reading (second pic) looks like the card the girl to her right has stuck in her book in pics 1 and 2. Did the skinny girl just pitch her, or slip her a phone number?