December 28, 2005
Tori Spelling is engaged
Tori Spelling got engaged to Dean McDermott over the weekend, only months after separating from her first husband in September.
"We're so incredibly happy and in love. We cannot wait to start our lives together," the couple said in a joint statement to People.
Per accounts in Us Weekly and People, McDermott, 39, popped the question Christmas Eve while the couple were in Toronto with his family. The proposal came during an evening horse-drawn carriage ride and was sealed with a diamond and sapphire ring.
There was no immediate word on a wedding date, but both Spelling, 32, and McDermott have to finalize their respective divorces before they can swap vows.
Now all that's left is to determine who still cares about Tori Spelling. We can round them all up in a spaceship and shoot them into the sun. It might not be the most humane thing to do, but sacrifices have to be made for the greater good here. And by greater good, I mean the global IQ of the world.
Round Two for Tori [E! Online]
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Comments
1. Posted by fatgirl on December 28, 2005 08:51 AM
I'm gonna send a bale of hay and some sugar cubes for a wedding present. Congratulations Horsey Face!!!!!
2. Posted by Donna A. on December 28, 2005 10:02 AM
Boy that was quick!
Donna A.
3. Posted by rocketscience on December 28, 2005 10:13 AM
she should get some real big veneers to complete her look. that'll make all the stallions, stags and colts jealous that a homosapien landed her.
4. Posted by Nurse Kellie on December 28, 2005 11:12 AM
I'm gonna send a bale of hay and some sugar cubes for a wedding present. Congratulations Horsey Face!!!!!
she should get some real big veneers to complete her look.
Thank you! I needed a laugh today.
5. Posted by drowningfool on December 28, 2005 11:25 AM
All the horse comments are hilarious...keep 'em comin'!
6. Posted by APINK on December 28, 2005 01:04 PM
Yeah, you're so in love this week, but wait until he meets his next co-star on the set of his new movie, then you're out the door.
You all mentioned hay and sugar cubes as wedding gifts, but don't forget the salt licks!
7. Posted by Bob Denver on December 28, 2005 01:34 PM
I think that's pretty rude, stopping a horse-carriage ride that someone paid hard earned dollars for, and ruining their entire evening, just so that you can propose to the Clydesdale.
8. Posted by rocketscience on December 28, 2005 01:55 PM
hey, did you hear about the guy who got shot in the Spelling mansion last night?? According to police reports, when questioned, Tori Spelling declared that it was not an accident, but "Merrherrherrherrder"
9. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 28, 2005 01:55 PM
It's nice to see that pesky other marriage hasn't put a damper in her need to be face down in other men's crotches.
I said it once and I'll say it again: "Sluts just heal quicker."
That goes out to Sophia!
10. Posted by Maychen on December 28, 2005 02:37 PM
This is on the front page of CNN.com right now! I can't remember a news day this slow.
11. Posted by Chrissie on December 28, 2005 02:39 PM
This isn't as funny when you consider Dean has a son and a recently adopted infant child. And horsey face is pregnant.
Don't forget to send mini bales of hay and sugar cubes for baby horsey. Ok so it's a little funny.
12. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on December 28, 2005 02:46 PM
Hey, wasn't she the one Jack Black was riding in the movie "Envy"?
13. Posted by derekd on December 28, 2005 04:28 PM
Tori Spelling is the perfect example as to how money cannot buy beauty. Here's a chick who's pop has more money than god and whose face could scare a bulldog off a meat truck. Don't ask the question. Sure. I'd hate fuck her.
14. Posted by HollyJ on December 28, 2005 06:23 PM
She has the jawbone of an ass.
(Run, Philistines, Run!)
15. Posted by Tania on December 28, 2005 08:23 PM
Dean McDermott better check the laws...I'm pretty sure it's still illegal to marry animals.
16. Posted by turtlecock on December 28, 2005 08:27 PM
I'm sending her tropical flakes as a gift. Bitch looks like a damn fish!
She looks just like her dad who looks like a cross between Mr. Roper AND Mr. Furley! That sux to have that face.
17. Posted by kerry zaputz on December 28, 2005 08:27 PM
Tori is absolutely the homeliest woman in the public eye (I'm including Andrea Mitchell!). You should have seen her BEFORE all her cosmetic surgery; frightening. Perhaps she should go to France for a face transplant. BTW, I would not compare her to a horse--PETA may come after you for insulting animals.
18. Posted by BadGoat on December 28, 2005 10:43 PM
"There was no immediate word on a wedding date, but both Spelling, 32, and McDermott have to finalize their respective divorces before they can swap vows."
Aint love grand? Ms. Spelling is a billionaire, that doesn't hurt. By the time their divorces are finalized, they'll be dating other people.
19. Posted by voodoochild on December 28, 2005 11:26 PM
before we jump on the Dr. Doolittle bandwagon, let's not forget The Homeliest Homely of the Decade (and it's only 2005, natch), Kirsten Dunst. But yah, Tori's got a shot at the Triple Crown too. Here's a bright shiny red apple for ya.
20. Posted by fatgirl on December 29, 2005 12:51 AM
I wonder if she'll have a bridle shower...BTW Dean McDermott looks like he galloped out of the pasture too. He's so skinny, someone should feed him more oates.
21. Posted by rocketscience on December 29, 2005 11:48 AM
oh my gosh, seriously guys, enough with the horsey jokes. dont you think we are beating a dead horse at this point.
22. Posted by sugarplumbaby on December 29, 2005 01:58 PM
Their respective spouses must be delighted.
23. Posted by hafaball on December 29, 2005 03:02 PM
"both Spelling, 32, and McDermott have to finalize their respective divorces before they can swap vows."
I made a rule awhile ago that celebs have to be 35 and older to get married...maybe I should make it never.
24. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on December 29, 2005 09:27 PM
"Bridle" shower??? I love it.
25. Posted by Kellie on June 25, 2006 12:38 PM
OMG--There R actually 2 people on the planet willing to sleep with her/him/it??
Proves daddy's money can by anything!
Did she really think anyone believed she got the 90210 role for her acting talent!! At least she didn't have to sleep her way to the top! EVEN daddy felt sorry for it. Obviously vows mean nothing to either of these charaters. Just hope they fix it before it breeds! Love must have been it... Ugly homely daugher of billionaire producer + struggling actor HMMM what do U think was on his mind!! She has now proved she has no looks, talent or class!! GO MARY JO GO - TAKE THESE TWO TO THE CLEANERS all the power to u. Canadian divorce laws say you can get support for emotional abuse from a spouse- PUT HER in her place- WE DON'T NEED THINGS LIKE THIS IN CANADA!!!! :)
Her next role should be EXTREME MAKEOVER - but I am not sure they can even help. You know what they say - People get dogs that look like themselves -- doesn't she have a Pug or 2- hmm fitting. PLLLEEEASE get her OUT of the public eye - we can't take anymore. (She must be Charles & Camillas love child)