It looks like she has a penis. What a gross shot...

Go easy on her guys...a little herpage never hurt anyone. Well, at least not too badly.

This photo just reconfirms all I already knew about Paris. She has the head of a horse, the body of a twelve-year-old BOY from a tall family, the brains of a flea, and the privates of a 45-year old whore.

You all wish you looked that good in a bikini. I know that I do.

Be real. She's probably taking sand out of her bottoms. That happens when you swim in the ocean. You see, there's sand on the beach and it gets mixed in with the saltwater.

AAAHHHH! I always wondered where the sand CRABS came from!!!

I do NOT want to look like that in a bikini!! That's like saying hungry children in Africa are trying to bring back the swollen stomach look. It's NOT hott to look starved and unfeminine. Case in point- Lindsay Lohan looked way hotter when she was A) a redhead, B) fatter and C) had big jugs. I bet Paris Horseface wishes she had a round booty and big boobs like ME. Ha!

What's that? Some kind of warning stick? There's something covering her bellybutton.

Thank you, Wicked!

Note boys: She is a walking skeleton. If you want to do the nasty with a walking skeleton, be my guest. We do NOT want to look like that! I wonder if she rattles when the wind blows....

... but given the action she's seen in the last few years, I bet parts of her anatomy howl like a half-full Corona bottle when it does..

LOL, Video.

I noticed that too...

Zoom in... it says "Biohazard: Property of the Center for Disease Control. Not to be taken internally."

Crabs, these damn crabs. They just keep on clinging.

she's looking for the man in the boat.

Q. what's the smelliest thing in the world?
A. an anchovy's vagina

MAYBE SHE STORES HER CREDIT CARDS IN HER COOT AND THEY WERE FALLING OUT AND SHE WAS SHOVING THEM BACK IN. MAYBE SHE HAS TINKERBELL LOCKED UP IN HER KOOZE, WE ALL KNOW THERE IS ROOM.

she was keeping her hot dog warm

Paris is probably trying to get the water and sand out of her crotch. the mistake she made is to not do this while she was still IN the water. i can imagine making this same mistake -- bec i would never assume that there is a camera nearby to catch me. she however should have known better. or maybe she doesn't care bec she probably believes that that's hot.

I don't care if there IS a legitimate reason (getting sand out, retrieving a credit card) it is just plain disgusting to go rooting around in your crotch in public. Go to the bathroom, skank.

Dat bitch needs ta eat.

She looks like she is putting a tampon in. Knowing how "classy" she is, I wouldn't put it past her to insert one on the beach

yea she is trashy and stupid..

but for some reason i still think she's hot.

and the more she unfortunately becomes a subject of discussion... i'm noticing more and more that in general--girls think she is seriously hot and want to be her and guys think she is gross.

a bit of a mystery to me, because in general girls want to be "hot" to attract guys, right? .... but in this case none of it really foots.

any ideas?

sometimes you get stuff up your nose, too. That doesn't mean you pick your nose in public.

I live on the coast and go to the beach frequently. I've never had a sand-in-crotch problem so bad I would jam my hand down my swimsuit and into my vagina in public.

My guess is she did it on purpose of publicity a la the pantyless crotch shot of her getting out of the car.

You can take the heiress out of the hotel, but you can't take the hand out of the heiress.....

superficielle wrote: "...in general--girls think she is seriously hot and want to be her and guys think she is gross."

Well, I'm a guy who thinks she's seriously hot but I wouldn't want to be her. Does that make me a he-she? Because I wouldn't want to be that either.

That's hot.

Look at the way her thumb and index finger are positioned...she is definitely picking at something, not just "brushing sand from her bottoms". Either way, do it in the water or go to the bathroom. She is NOT HOT and needs to go back to Whore Island.

Maybe this picture was taken on Whore Island.

BadGoat: Ummm...if I wanted to have sex with a corpse, I'd go to the morgue. Being skeletal is not attractive.

At least she thought to do whatever it is that she's doing in a nice swimsuit.

Im sorry, but i wouldn't wish Paris' body on my worst enemy. why would you want to have a flat ass like that ^^^
and the poeple who consider Paris hilton hot, think likewise of the other coked up skeleton ~ Nicole.

guys who F*** greyhoung booties do it only because they can't get anything better.

So that's where Saddam got all of his WMD....

My God, sometimes you people can be so ignorant. Quite obviously she is picking out last nights left-overs; some $20/hr guy called Luigi.

I almost puked at this one... That kind of shots should be illegal, it could leave someone blind!

Gross photo for sure...but lets be real comparing Paris to a corpse or a 12 year old boy is ridiculous. She may be thin but that doesnt mean shes not hot. Its a matter of taste, some people like thin model type girls, some people like more curves. No need to be rude, theres plenty of guys that would bang her, and dissing other womens bodies just because they dont like your own is just pure jealousy or insecurity.

I think she is placing her tampon, with the waves it might have gotten out of her big whore hole

Just because she doesn't have huge breast implants like 80% of all Hollywood startlets, doesn't mean she has "the body of a 10-year-old boy." Women come in all shapes and sizes; get real, guys.

Nice to see she isn't bleaching her hair, and probably taken out those blue contacts but that looks like an actual Gucci plaster on her navel lol.

I saw her at a bar in Manhattan, she's hot. And if she came on to you wearing some of that funky shit she wears, you'd drop trow on the spot and hit it like it stole your watch. Can't figure out the stupid thing though? Why "act" like a moron if you're not?

That's the sound of one hand clappy.

Hey, give the heiress a break, sometimes sand can get up "there". And sometimes eels.

oh man! paris has got crabs!!! i knew she was dirty but sheez!!!

maybe she is checking to make sure it didnt fall off, out, or whatever things like hers do!

taste_this, dissing Paris' body doesn't mean I'm jealous of her...I am, however, jealous of Scarlett Johansson's body and wish I could replace her head with mine.

Paris is just promoting her new trademark. She hopes people will look at this and say, "That's sexy!"

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"You all wish you looked that good in a bikini. I know that I do."
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No...sorry...I actually like that my big boobs fill out my bikini top and my nice booty fills out my bikini bottoms. Call me crazy but I like having curves...

So Jealous...mmmm....nooooo...carmen electra...now that is someone I am jealous off...woot!

Is it just me, or does she look a little bit like Nicole Richie in this picture?

Come on guys. Where else is she supposed to store her her blackberry phone?

First off, I don't have any desire to "look that good in a bikini". I'm a new mom and yes, although a little overweight have never felt more sexy. I have curves and am proud of them, because I earned them!

taste_this, I am neither jealous or insecure because I think this whore looks like a 12 year old boy. That's like saying because I think KFed is an idiot that I'm jealous that I'm not white trash. Come on, think before you speak!

And whoever said girls want to be like her, think again. I have class!!

Okay, aside from her ass, she looks killer in a bikini. I know that the "big-boned" girls don't want to hear it, but her body (like I said, aside from her ass) is very well proportioned.

AND whoever said that girls want to be like her - I believe it. I know it depends on the type of girl, but I have noticed even girls that I know acting like her (the way she talks, the things she says, etc). But these same girls, if you were to ask them about Paris, would say that they think she is a trashy whore.

Also, why do people always say that they have "curves"? Why don't they just say that they have fat rolls and extra pockets of cellulite?

Paris looks great, I mean at least her ribs aren't sticking out. It's not like she starves herself, we all saw those hamburger commercials didn't we. I'm curvy myself and would much rather be thin like her, and I'm not gonna pretend like she looks bad to make myself think better of me.

looks like she is adjusting a tampon string. should have fixed it in the water.

I'm so sick of people taking the boring defense that people must be jealous if god forbid they don't jump on the celeb ass licking bandwagon. I don't think Paris Hilton is attractive or has a great body and that certainly doesn't make me jealous of her. She's a skank, pure and simple.

Oh and no, I'm not 'big boned' before someone makes that's assumption.

I guess us curvy, oops, my bad, I mean big-boned girls with fat rolls and extra pockets of cellulite need to just keep our opinions to ourselves. Thanks Jolima for so kindly putting us in our places.

I have to agree with you 110% ShanDourdan about what you said about the boring defense of jealousy if they don't jump on the celeb ass licking bandwagon. How could I be jealous of someone who has never worked an honest day in their life? Or of someone who will understand the full satisfaction of cashing that check they rightfully earned by hard labor? Everything my husband and I own we've earned and haven't had handed to us by mommy and daddy.

Jolima7:

There is a HUGE difference between fat and curvy. Marilyn Monroe was curvy...not fat. I am curvy...I weigh 120 lbs...a 32D chest(natural), 23 inch waist, and a 35 inch hips...THAT is curvy...no fat roles here.

I still think she's a skank. Accuse me of jealousy if ya like, I don't care. Most of us are happy that we are not a skank like her.

If you look closely, you'll see that she's grasping something between her thumb and index finger. She's either removing a wayward pillow mite, or she's grasping her bean.

Oh, and by the way, what a sexy hairdo. "That's hot"

Um, guys? That "band-aid" is the website Grosby Group's mark of ownership on its image. Not a designer bandage.

Just helpin' you out.

Hell, you'd be itchy too if you'd just waxed/shaved your pud.

ok..i take the point that not everyone criticizing Paris is jealous of her..I just know a lot of girls that talk s**t about skinny girls but then go and try to starve themselves to lose their hefty size, which is rather hypocritical. So point being a lot of times criticism comes from insecurity, although yes, not always. All im saying is if you dont think Paris is hot thats fine, but dont be hating on her cuz shes skinny as long as shes healthy theres nothing wrong with her body. Women should be appreciated in all shapes and sizes, if you dont like a certain body type, thats fine, but no need to make nasty comments. Im not a fan of Paris in the least but its her actions and stupidy I critize rather than her naturaly slim body.

'but its her actions and stupidy I critize rather than her naturaly slim body.'

How do you know whether she's naturally slim or not?

Don't doctors wear plastic gloves for any procedure like this one? And usually the patient is asked to slide down to the end of the table a bit more and a bright light is in use.

taste_this:

Welcome to THE SUPERFICIAL...it's called that for a reason...

You can take the girl outta the Gucci, but not the fleas from her cuchie.

Okay, she knows she is one of the most photographed people in the world. One would think that she would be more cautious about what she is doing in public, bubble head or not.

paris isn't ugly, but this picture is not attractive to look at!!!

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i love paris i mean and not because she is hot and by hot i mean ugly as all hell but becasue she can scratch her crotch in public and not even care about what ppl will say now your normal whore would have some class and at least try to hide it but oh no not paris she is not your typical whore i mean she has money and morals at least she did not pull down her panty and scratch like all hell i mean i expected that when i heard of this pic but apperntly i was wrong.

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I agree that she DOESN'T have the body of a boy, but most likely you have the body of a pig. Lose some weight. Now she is actually this skinny. That's how she looks normally, she's not starving herself. If she was, you would be able to see her ribcage and her bones and she would have a hole between her breasts..etc. She has her natural body, I give her that. Actually, it's her face that's ass ugly...and it's the only fake thing on her. The lesson? Never have plastic surgery!

Hermanita, if that is your real name (it sounds as if Herman underwent a sex change) - I suggest getting a new prescription for your glasses because her ribcage is visible in that shot.

Furthermore, I believe her body is as good as plastic surgery can make it - lipo here, lipo there, freakish nose here... I expect her to end up optig for a Pamela Anderson/Jenna Jameson rack within 5 years.

And as for the scratch? Crabs.

OMG.. What's disgusting is that you can actually see her fingers in an opening, and her vagina, which we've probably all seen, but none of us WANTED to.

"It looks like she has a penis. What a gross shot..."

boy, doesn't that feel like deja vu... every picture of paris makes me almost dry heave, which i held in until having a mental image of kanye west in a transvestite club having butt plugs heaved at him

"AAAHHHH! I always wondered where the sand CRABS came from!!!"
-calvertrangel

Paris' crotch!

Yeah OK, she IS cleaning out the sand but really, she could have done that in the water. I'm sure she wants an excuse for someone to see that she probably has a Brazilian bikini wax, or more likely, the bald coochie of a 6-year-old.

Yeah 31, it's a matter of taste....Bad Taste. I know fat girls who actually HAVE beautiful faces. I'm only gonna say this one more time.....Read My Lips.....Paris Hilton is not beautiful nor pretty.

i wish people would refuse to even give this spaz the spotlight whenever she shows up some where. she is the definitive "non-celebrity" that truly represents the 2000's and the lack of creativity or creative effort that typifies it. being rich and slutty shouldn't pass for making some sort of real contribution to society.
maybe she is fondling herself here, like a chimp.

4. Posted by BadGoat on December 28, 2005 09:47 PM

You all wish you looked that good in a bikini. I know that I do.

Be real. She's probably taking sand out of her bottoms. That happens when you swim in the ocean. You see, there's sand on the beach and it gets mixed in with the saltwater.

HA HA!!!! Not everyone thinks like you or has weight issues like you do. You're one of those people that cares about what other people think I'm guessing. I'm just as thin, don't look like a horse, and I don't itch down there. Jealousy does not exist. I'm STD free, and never been seen doing STD prone things on NightVision. This is the real world, and there are celebs out there that have Crabs, HPV, HIV, you name it. Money and fame doesn't define your itchy crotch you idiot.

4. Posted by BadGoat on December 28, 2005 09:47 PM

You all wish you looked that good in a bikini. I know that I do.

Be real. She's probably taking sand out of her bottoms. That happens when you swim in the ocean. You see, there's sand on the beach and it gets mixed in with the saltwater.

4. Posted by BadGoat on December 28, 2005 09:47 PM

You all wish you looked that good in a bikini. I know that I do.

Be real. She's probably taking sand out of her bottoms. That happens when you swim in the ocean. You see, there's sand on the beach and it gets mixed in with the saltwater.

HA HA!!!! Not everyone thinks like you or has weight issues like you do. You're one of those people that cares about what other people think I'm guessing. I'm just as thin, don't look like a horse, and I don't itch down there. Jealousy does not exist. I'm STD free, and never been seen doing STD prone things on NightVision. This is the real world, and there are celebs out there that have Crabs, HPV, HIV, you name it. Money and fame doesn't define your itchy crotch you idiot.

OMG
I SERIOUSLY THINK SHE SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS AT THE BEACH! SHE'S ALREADY IN GREAT RISK OF BEING BLOWN OVER BY THE WIND, BUT NOW WITH HER HAND MAKING A SAIL DOWN THERE TO CATCH WIND, SHE IS PUTTING HER LIFE IN REAL DANGER! (Next thing you know, people are going to look up and say: Look! It's a birl, It's a plane! No, it's Paris Hilton fingering herself!)