December 27, 2005
Ricky Martin is so straight you'll turn gay

Not convinced that Ricky Martin is the straightest possible man in the entire world? Then these images of him working out on the beach in a speedo with another man in a speedo should convince you. Because if there's one thing straight people enjoy more than peeing on people in the shower, it's being half naked on the beach with other guys doing calisthenics.
More awesome pictures of Ricky Martin being straight after the jump.
UPDATE: Some commenters have pointed out that the other man in the pictures is Ricky Martin's brother. Too late, man. Things have already been said that can't be unsaid. And those things are: homosexual incest.

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Comments
1. Posted by HollyJ on December 27, 2005 01:13 PM
"Brokeback Beach"
2. Posted by Manderoni on December 27, 2005 01:23 PM
Wow, that's incredibly gay...
And, he must shave his entire body....
3. Posted by xd on December 27, 2005 01:26 PM
You wish you looked a little like him.
4. Posted by chiris on December 27, 2005 01:30 PM
That ankle bracelet looks really gay.
It's true that most hot guys are gay *sigh*
5. Posted by Mary45 on December 27, 2005 01:42 PM
HA HA HollyJ!! Bareback Beach!!
6. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on December 27, 2005 01:42 PM
I could give a damn what/who he does, just as long as he never sings "living la vida loca" again.
7. Posted by JakeLover0410 on December 27, 2005 01:42 PM
Okay, so when did Ricky Martin become Sean Hayes ugly twin?
8. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 27, 2005 01:45 PM
See what happens when you have so much money?
You get bored with girls and you start looking at dong, I guess?
9. Posted by drowningfool on December 27, 2005 01:47 PM
Reminds me of my Uncle Tony and Aunt Nick....
10. Posted by ohyeah on December 27, 2005 02:24 PM
Is he staring at the other guy's ass and grunting?
11. Posted by tuesdayup on December 27, 2005 02:43 PM
If you'd didn't have depth perception the first picture would be a bit incriminating.
12. Posted by j'talia.is.fierce on December 27, 2005 03:28 PM
hate to be the kill-joy in this party, but that's his younger brother eric, sorry
13. Posted by Mary45 on December 27, 2005 03:37 PM
Even Better! Makes the story more hilarious!
14. Posted by PinkRose on December 27, 2005 03:47 PM
Gay or not..I'd hit it.
15. Posted by Bridget Unnel on December 27, 2005 03:49 PM
Must have been a rough surf. It pulled every hair off his chest and legs.
16. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 27, 2005 03:50 PM
"hate to be the kill-joy in this party, but that's his younger brother eric, sorry"
That's not much better, lol
17. Posted by bafongu on December 27, 2005 03:58 PM
Not into the speedo world, but half the hobos writing here can't even see their dicks over their pot bellies. Gay or not he kicks more snatch to the curb in a month than most these guys EVER get a shot at. Ahhh it's great to see envy at work!
18. Posted by Ryan Smith on December 27, 2005 04:13 PM
When you see the picture for the first second, looks like the guy is holding him and bending him over, I busted out laughing.
19. Posted by HeeHaw on December 27, 2005 04:37 PM
The Superficial has been scraping the bottom of the barrell lately for stories.
It turns out that Ricky Martin's "gay" photos are with his own brother...taken at peculiar angles so as to look like they're doing things they're not.
Nevermind all the other lame-o material lately.
Boo! Boo the Superficial! Boo!
20. Posted by HeeHaw on December 27, 2005 04:38 PM
"Barrell" should have been barrel.
I type too fast.
Boo the Superficial! Boo!
21. Posted by JFoyt on December 27, 2005 04:58 PM
Gay or not he is very good looking and in incredible shape. What a job.
22. Posted by ebayfan414 on December 27, 2005 05:07 PM
HEEHAW WROTE: "The Superficial has been scraping the bottom of the barrell lately for stories.
It turns out that Ricky Martin's "gay" photos are with his own brother...taken at peculiar angles so as to look like they're doing things they're not.
Nevermind all the other lame-o material lately.
Boo! Boo the Superficial! Boo!"
Yeah, I sure have noticed too. Almost every other article is based on a picture that is misleading. I mean, sure, some of em are funny anyway, but making up a goofy story about an obvious picture like this one doesn't take much talent. I say get back to writing real funny articles.
And HOLLYJ- great comment! lol "Brokeback Beach."
23. Posted by hafaball on December 27, 2005 06:45 PM
Thank you CelebGossip...good night, folks.
24. Posted by j.lu on December 27, 2005 07:34 PM
shut up douchbags. This site rocks and makes me lol everyday.
25. Posted by j.lu on December 27, 2005 07:35 PM
P.S. - I'd hit it.
26. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 27, 2005 08:34 PM
I love the people who get bent out of shape here and think this site is about "real" serious celebrity news?
Guess you guys missed the whole purpose of the Superficial?
I come here for "lols" not "emos"
27. Posted by tito on December 27, 2005 09:32 PM
About those saying how he must wax... he's Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican men tend to not have a lot of body hair. I don't (I'm half) and my dad doesn't (he's full, and 49)
28. Posted by Leslie on December 27, 2005 10:00 PM
Wow, Ricky Martin has an amazing body.
...
Did I just say that out loud?
29. Posted by Marina on December 27, 2005 10:36 PM
This site has MAD suffered recently...all guy-type toilet and "boob" humor, no more scathing wit. It's sad!
I met Ricky Martin at a club in Philly over the summer, and he was really super-nice and sweet, took pictures and danced with me, really a great guy. I really couldn't care less if he's gay or not. But pix w/his brother? pitiful move, superficial.
30. Posted by yesdnil311 on December 28, 2005 04:00 AM
You know...I'm really more interested in what the heck his package is doing in that last picture. I mean really.
31. Posted by dhampir on December 28, 2005 04:25 AM
Whoa. Who gives a toss about Ricky- his brother is fucking gorgeous! Besides, just above Ricky's knee is flubby. Yeah, yeah I know- I'm just looking for more excuses to loathe the man who brought "Living La Vida Loca" into my life. That filthy bastard.
32. Posted by rocketscience on December 28, 2005 09:57 AM
so what if a ricky martin is a "nice guy" or its his brother in the pictures. this story was funny and ricky is fair game to be made fun of. i mean, he WAS in something called Menudo.
33. Posted by Nurse Kellie on December 28, 2005 11:21 AM
I could care less if he's gay or not. He just looks like he would have bad body odor all the time.
34. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on December 28, 2005 12:25 PM
Chuckle and snicker all you want, fellas. Behind closed doors, half of you would shake your bonbon for him if he promises he wouldn't tell.
35. Posted by APINK on December 28, 2005 01:08 PM
Ricky Martin in a banana hammack, that should classify him as gay, no ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!!!!
36. Posted by vengeanceangel on December 28, 2005 02:17 PM
I'm definitely more interested in the brother. Ricky Martin has always seemed like a nice guy from his interviews and such and I really don't care if he is gay, but showing pics of him with his brother isn't the way to go. I'm still trying to figure out why being gay is a BAD thing.
Speedos are gross on gross people, but they have pretty darn great bodies so they might as well show them off.
37. Posted by mrschickee on December 28, 2005 03:26 PM
Being gay is not a bad thing!
Ricky Martin's catalog of "hits" however.....
btw bafongu "Gay or not he kicks more snatch to the curb in a month than most these guys EVER get a shot at." ~ You must get a ton of booty with smooth lines like that...lol...I'd love to have someone offer to "kick my snatch to the curb." ROFLMAO
38. Posted by wickedopinion on December 28, 2005 09:39 PM
they're both pretty fucking hot... and we all know Ricky is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) but maybe we can still dream about his dreamy brother.... yummy.
39. Posted by lightandflaky on December 29, 2005 08:01 PM
Gay or not (pleeeeeeeeeeease say that he is)he looks bloody hot! And those little dimple lines on the waist that dive into the speedo.......I need some alone time.....
40. Posted by DENNIS23 on December 30, 2005 02:44 PM
I LOVE HIMMMMM HE IS THE PERFECT MAN FOR ME!!! I DON'T CARE IF HE IS GAY OR NOT? HIS LIFE? I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM, AND I WISH ONE DAY I CAN MEET HIM!
41. Posted by DENNIS23 on December 30, 2005 02:48 PM
I LOVE RICKY MARTIN AND IF I HAVE A TIME IN MY LIFE TO BE WITH HIM, I WILL NEVER THINK TWICE TO DO IT...HE SO F....... FINE! TO MUCH? HE IS NUMBER 1 DENNIS
42. Posted by Skippy on January 4, 2006 11:50 PM
Awrooo!
43. Posted by sander on January 8, 2006 11:33 PM
He isn't gay. How many gay men get a tattoo of a naked woman on their shoulder??? Plus there are some pics missing of the two women that were with them on the beach. One very pregnant woman and one other woman who was of a large size. Some magazine chose not to show those pics...because gasp, it wouldnt hold up to the gay tales. They were also in Europe, where many people wear speedos. Sad how they take a nice guy and try to ruin their image.
44. Posted by vida on January 12, 2006 03:53 AM
#1) if Ricky Martin's gay, forward him my coordinates, will ya? #2) whoever he's with, call me too...the more the merrier #3) as far as music goes these days, Ricky's not half bad #4) speedos r made to accentuate the beauty of bods such as Rick & Co. for those who enjoy the male body in all its gloriousness...it COULD apply to fat boys if u're into that thing...BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, those who regard gayism as a negative, judge the mirror before judging others, aight? and don't hate others if u don't like what u c...it's up 2 u to change PS some gay men marry women to hide their sexuality...i know, i've been with some ;)
45. Posted by rm4eva on January 23, 2006 03:19 PM
You all are just hating on Ricky calling him gay and shit. If you guys had brains you would know that that is his half brother Eric. Oh yea and if he was gay i dont really think he would have a naked girl tatooed on his arm. Your lives are so damn empty that you have to keep yourself busy breaking others down. Not only is Ricky the most beautiful man alive but his also really talented. So i suggeast you all get a life or go screw yourselves!
46. Posted by Lia on January 27, 2006 10:29 AM
Don't see or hear much about his guy in Australia, so I wouldn't have a clue about whether or not he's gay - but I gotta say who REALLY cares! Although after seeing that fine form I'd be willing to have the man's children any day!! Preferably the good old fashioned way...
47. Posted by Lia on January 27, 2006 10:32 AM
OOps - that was supposed to be THIS guy...I hate bad spelling
48. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 8, 2006 05:29 PM
Ricky's brother has a really nice body. More manly that Rikki. It's Ok, Rick, gay is cool. No reason to hide it.
49. Posted by peter13 on February 11, 2006 11:41 AM
ricky martin is fine i would do him any time
50. Posted by peter13 on February 11, 2006 11:41 AM
ricky martin is fine
51. Posted by RavenZFire on February 22, 2006 04:46 PM
I have known RM for nearly 20 plus years now.
I have never known a kinder spirit, a more gentle soul, a more devoted friend or a more amazing human being.
I have him to thank for an amazing daughter... and BEFORE people get hot and bothered over something more to gossip about, NO my daughter is NOT his child.
I was assaulted in 1992 and became pregnant (a feat that DRs swore was impossible) from that assault.
No one could know the horror of being given what you've prayed for, begged God for, in such a way. I wanted to die. Not only did I feel violated... I felt feel less than human for being conflicted about what to do. My wish granted but at what price? Could I handle looking into my child's face and possibly see the face of my attacker hidden in his or her features?
I went to all of my friends for support and guidance. Every one of them were too afraid to give me their opinions given the sensitive nature of the situation. Fearful that if I decided the opposite of what they advised, that it would have long term reprocussions on our friendships. All of them EXCEPT RM.
It was RM that reminded me that no matter the origin of the baby I was BLESSED and the suffering I endured would be nothing compared to the joy this baby would bring to my life if I could carry to term (Which was another medical obstacle I faced). He told me that I was stronger than whatever negativity would come with my situation. He gave me the courage to choose to try and keep the baby; 'accept the challange that my higher power had layed before me on my path' and face it without fear.
Were it not for his strength of character, his unconditional love and understanding, his compassion for his fellow human beings I would not have what is now my reason for living. A beautiful 13 year old daughter (who was incidentally born 3 days before RM. LOL Appropriate let me tell you.) She is the funniest person I know with a soul very much like her first advocate. And I would live through it a million times over to have her. I would change nothing. I have lost 5 babies attempting to give her a brother or sister... So I thank God every day for RM and his friendship.
When I encounter narrow minded, irresponsible twisting of fact, and see posts that are just unabashed BS such as those that I've read on these pages, the only words to fitting to describe my sentiment are enraged and disgusted.
It is aggravating what people will distort into something its not just to suppliment their unfulfilling lives.
People need to understand firstly, that there are obstacled in speaking other languages in regard to idioms or slang. Certain things just don't translate.
Secondly, what Eric and RM are doing in those pics is Yoga. A practice that many educated, enlightened, and spiritual individuals engage in. Perhaps those who feel the need to embellish upon everything and anything that has to do with him might find their time better spent trying it. It's a far sight more respectable than living vicariously through others whether you agree with their behavior or not.
In knowing him as long as I have, the only comment I have on his sexuality is: He has ALWAYS been a Ladies' man and a gentleman.
And just FYI...
A FACT which can be validated by many a study: If what he does in his bedroom matters to you, the significance from a psychological standpoint is that you probably wish you were in it. So what does that insinuate about you? Think on that before you post again.
52. Posted by andrew trezise on March 21, 2006 09:43 PM
Hey Ricky's THE KING! Great body. If that's his brother, Lucky Bro! He's lookin' after the body beautiful, that's not gay. A tad vain perhaps. Does he shave? Well, I'm a guy I have no hair on my chest. Big deal.
I just wish I were a grain of sand in Ricky's Speedos!!!
andrew trezise