December 13, 2005
Kate Moss is scared of England
Model-cum-cokehead Kate Moss will stay in the United States instead of returning to Britain, where police have announced they want to prosecute her for possession of cocaine.
Moss is supposedly worried that a drugs conviction would make it difficult or impossible for her to re-enter the U.S. and work. A source close to Moss told the London Daily Mail, "Although her plan has always been to return to Britain for Christmas, if work commitments mean she needs to stay in the U.S., she will."
I'm not sure what she's so worried about. Scoring coke should be just as easy inside prison as out. And trading sex for cigarettes isn't generally a problem for most international supermodels (though they generally don't like the sex as much when it involves dressing up like Big Bird. But hey, you never know till you try). The prison diet, however, may pose a problem. If she loses any more weight she may turn into a twizzler. Tasty? Yes. Sexy? Not so much.
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Comments
1. Posted by MrPloppy on December 13, 2005 11:23 AM
So what happens when her visa expires ?
2. Posted by Kg on December 13, 2005 12:09 PM
Can you blame her? Going to prison like that... poor thing, the quality of coke there is just awful.
3. Posted by Veris on December 13, 2005 01:00 PM
I beleive that this lovely site is firmly set to turn this girl down. That funny video showing her dancing naked was for a photoshoot, for instance. I think she's great, going through a huge world wide problem, and reluctant to hide away like many others would do in her shoes. And OMG she-is-gourgeous!
4. Posted by uncommonamerican on December 13, 2005 01:01 PM
She should stick around the US a while. We have this thing called crystal meth -- much better than coke and you can make it yourself in a barn or trailer.
5. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 13, 2005 04:09 PM
a photoshoot???? That is one messed up photoshoot!
"um ya...kate can you take off all your clothes and um...dance naked...yeah thats what it says on the schedule...oh kate watch the fan!"
Great role model for her daughter...that kis should have been taken away from her. Kate is one OD away from turning into Courtney Love.
6. Posted by suzy on December 13, 2005 05:32 PM
she isn't pretty... why do people think she's pretty? I mean... come on now... she looks like a pinched cat...
i'm so sick of reading about her and hilton... it's crazy..
i'd rather read other gossip
7. Posted by hafaball on December 14, 2005 12:33 AM
What is she so scared about? Getting arrested? She'd be out in like three days...no, less. She's a celeb, I mean Micheal Jackson molested like 10 kids and he still hasn't been found guilty. And she was videotaped, doing blow off a CD case and about a week later was selling cell phones. Not sure, she has that much to worry about, she did coke, end of story, it's old news.
8. Posted by HollyJ on December 15, 2005 03:02 AM
Is she tied to a tree?? WTF?