December 12, 2005
Brooke Burns is not a cripple
Remember when Brooke Burns broke her neck after jumping off her diving board and hitting her head? Well looks like she's recovered enough to start making public appearances again. And golly, if that isn't the snazziest looking neck brace I've ever seen. All she needs are a couple of diamonds and white gold plating and you'd think it was a fashion accessory instead of a medical device.
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Comments
1. Posted by pixel killya on December 12, 2005 08:11 PM
tweens everywhere will be snapping their necks just so they can wear one of those things
2. Posted by Belle on December 12, 2005 08:53 PM
Do you think that's Valentino or is it Nicole Miller? That's hot.
3. Posted by Smackage on December 12, 2005 09:30 PM
I'm sorry, but this is the kind of shit Michael Jackson would do, and that's because he's insane and way more famous than she is. She needs to just be a trooper and wear a normal one like regular people. Maybe this is why Bruce doesn't love her anymore.
4. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 12, 2005 09:39 PM
Oh my God, that brace is the shit. That looks like Versace. Dolce? Hmmm . . .
5. Posted by Lynette Carrington on December 12, 2005 11:09 PM
She's just so cute. That's taking lemons and making lemonade folks.
6. Posted by DrDanny on December 12, 2005 11:35 PM
You guys are just jealous you didn't think of it first.
7. Posted by Hot Gossips on December 12, 2005 11:55 PM
Coming soon to boutiques near you.
8. Posted by HollyJ on December 13, 2005 12:01 AM
She looks like a complete moron.
9. Posted by hafaball on December 13, 2005 12:12 AM
And it only cost $15,000 dollars, which is ironically more then her medical bill. She's thinking of breaking her arm to have a matching thing going on.
10. Posted by Georgia on December 13, 2005 12:54 AM
Not only do I hate the terms "bling" and its out of date cousin "ice", I also hate the obsession that female (and black male) celebrities have with bedazzling everything they come into contact with.
Sparkling Cellphones, Pimp Cups, and now neck braces.
Somebody please reming Brooke Burke/Burns that she is not 14.
I hate these people. Seriously
11. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 13, 2005 12:56 AM
Imagine...pyronies disease and rough oral sex.
Now you know the rest of the story.
12. Posted by rivercmb on December 13, 2005 01:10 AM
Will this effect her ability to give blow jobs? If so, she could file for workers disability until she gets better and can get her career back on track.
13. Posted by BurnZ on December 13, 2005 01:21 AM
That neck brace is almost as annoying as she is
14. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 13, 2005 01:28 AM
I love white people.
15. Posted by Death Chicken on December 13, 2005 01:56 AM
Forget about the braces, look at that tatoo!!
16. Posted by Bennett on December 13, 2005 02:45 AM
Once I get over the horror of that neckbrace, I'm transfixed by that lame ass tattoo. Please tell me that's some kind of temporary job.
17. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 13, 2005 03:03 AM
That's just wrong on levels I can't even fathom.
18. Posted by Kg on December 13, 2005 12:19 PM
It would only be classier if it could blink
19. Posted by Doobieous on December 14, 2005 12:06 AM
Why is it that morons always post retorts such as: " Posted by DrDanny: You guys are just jealous you didn't think of it first."
Yes, I am jealous because I can't wear a bedazzled neckbrace.