December 06, 2005
Robbie Williams wants Jude Law and Orlando Bloom
Singer Robbie Williams is trying to lure Jude Law and Orlando Bloom to play in his charity football match that will raise money for UNICEF. Williams will be leading the British team and wants some Hollywood A-listers.
“Robbie is lining up his A-list pals to be filmed for a week-long reality show. Robbie doesn’t drink, but he’s happy to host some parties as they relax after training sessions.”
Nobody in America knows why Robbie Williams is famous, but I guess playing soccer for charity is as good a reason as any. Apparently a “charity game” means you don’t have to win since Law and Bloom will be on the team. Bloom will probably show up in hot pants and glitter, and I’m pretty sure the referee will have to tell Jude that he can’t stick his dick in the ball.
Jude for Robbie TV team [The Sun]
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Comments
1. Posted by Stacyy on December 6, 2005 02:28 PM
ahh.. Jude Law and Orlando Bloom, *sighh* now there goes a match made in heaven.. the two hottest men..
2. Posted by Popz9 on December 6, 2005 02:37 PM
careful boys... don't drop the ball....
wait.... shoudn't these boys be used to playing with balls by now??
3. Posted by Xanthia on December 6, 2005 03:23 PM
I hope they put this on pay per view! They could make a LOT of $$ from those of us that would pay to watch this game!!!
Talk about GREAT ENTERTAINMENT!!!! Law trying to be smooth and pick up all the wives and girlfriends (and nannies) of the opposing players and Bloom running like hell so he doesn't get his face smooshed!
4. Posted by Belle on December 6, 2005 03:56 PM
I tried to think of something to say in a witty response to this, but all I can think is that I will be very sad if Ewan McGregor isn't asked to play. Very, very sad... :(
5. Posted by JerseyGirl on December 6, 2005 04:41 PM
I had a dream that I was making out with Orlando Bloom. It was sweeeeet!
6. Posted by SayWhat?! on December 6, 2005 04:46 PM
Orlando yes! Jude, hell no!
7. Posted by Synthwhore on December 6, 2005 05:01 PM
It's all well and fine that you're all freaking out about Orlando Bloom (who looks short) and Jude Law, who is incredibly hot is a bit delicate for my taste. BUT WHAT ABOUT ROBBIE?! Aside from being a brilliant, sarcastic, flamboyant pop musician, he is also a sexy animal of a man. I would probably pay to have sex with him.
8. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on December 6, 2005 06:07 PM
I gotta say all of them are nasty. Orlando with his un washed nasty hair that's always in his nasty squinty eyes, Juded who will boink anything, even fat ugly homily girls with bad taste in clothes and yellow teeth, and Robbie Williams, who I will say for the rest of the US, WHO?
9. Posted by HollyJ on December 6, 2005 07:43 PM
Who the hell is Robbie Williams? For a minute there, I thought it said "Robin Williams" and thought to myself, "He sings???"
:::note to self: get new reading glasses:::
I don't know who Williams is, but my two toddlers are driving me to the brink of pure insanity, where I hope to meet Britney's psychic and Halley Berry's sixth toe.
10. Posted by MrPloppy on December 6, 2005 08:15 PM
Re who is Robbie Williams. British singer who sells a shit load of albums everywhere but the USA (where he now lives). Spends his time walking that thin line between confident showman and smug arsehole. Around 1999 a law was passed in the UK that states in order to move from C-list celeb to B-list you must have sex with him.
Oh today he won a libel case that proves he is absolutely, 100%, no way ever, not even slightly GAY. So it looks like Elton John will have to find another bridesmaid.
11. Posted by hafaball on December 6, 2005 08:54 PM
hey, I like robin williams... sometimes... occasionally...well, okay almost never, you can't blame the guy though, he did like a quart of coke a day in the 70's! And don't you think it's alittle stereotypical that just cause Law and bloom are english, they'd be good at soccer (football)? Though of course it is Robin williams, Mr. Coke.
12. Posted by hafaball on December 6, 2005 08:55 PM
oops, robbie williams...that changes everything...yeah I have no idea who that is.
13. Posted by sirokai on December 6, 2005 09:29 PM
It would be really funny if the game was to raise money for drug prevention.
14. Posted by Cleopatra on December 6, 2005 09:55 PM
Maybe they'll have a hoedown out on the field and sing "It's Raining Men"...that's sure to bring lots of greenbacks from certain...um...ppl.
15. Posted by Swair on December 7, 2005 01:59 AM
wants them for the gaaame... i thought wanted them, as in WANTED them... some place.. other than a football feild...
Orlando and Jude playing football? seriously?
i agree with Jude's fucking everyhting in sight and Orlando posing with a pout before he kicks the ball...
i don't know why i don't like either... i guess too girly and too unfaithful are good enough reasons... *sighs*
16. Posted by voodoochild on December 7, 2005 02:11 AM
I love Robbie Williams would gladly pay you next Tuesday to watch that three way go on...Robbie is big in UK, and because no one in US has any idea who he is (see above), he's in LA doing his thang. Whatever that is. Sitting around looking hot, most likely.
17. Posted by dhampir on December 7, 2005 05:03 AM
Robbie Williams is about as hot as my Gandmother's pet ferret (which she uses to brush her teeth) and has a personality to match. Orlando Bloom would look more attractive if someone bludgeoned his face with a spiked club. Jude Law. Well, atleast when people begin to realise he's a jerk, he can actually *convincingly* act like a good guy.
18. Posted by Seren on December 7, 2005 05:40 AM
Robbie is a bit like football - famous everywhere, except the US.
19. Posted by lebowski on December 7, 2005 10:41 AM
UMMMMM, Orlando Bloom is a guy? I thought he/she was a tomboyish girl who hadn't gotten the implants just yet.
20. Posted by lebowski on December 7, 2005 10:43 AM
Oh, ok, he/she has facial hair. Sorry. I just finished reading a book about hermaphrodites.
21. Posted by mrschickee on December 8, 2005 02:02 AM
I have two words...Extreme Sports. Bring it on ESPN2
22. Posted by karishma21 on December 8, 2005 02:25 PM
This is probably just gossip.. But I kinda wish this is true.. I think it would be great to see Jude and Orlando in uniforms if they were to be part of the game. Jude does love football very much. He's a avid sports fan... And i remember there was some candid pics where johnny lee miller and him played .. These are very old pics
http://www.koolpages.com/judelaw/imagegallery/misc/misc.html.
Are they playing american futbol or are they playing futbol which is aka soccer? i think i perfer soccer..
23. Posted by karishma21 on December 8, 2005 02:27 PM
oh soccer... i answered my own question:)
24. Posted by TheLuciousDeluxe on December 9, 2005 01:40 AM
The title of this post got me kind of hot...what a let down.