Archive for November, 2005

Anna Nicole is a Great Mom

November 16th, 2005 // 4 Comments

anna_nicole_thumb1.jpgAnna Nicole Smith hooked up with a barmaid at Hamburger Mary’s in West Hollywood last week. The barmaid – a pretty blonde named Tracy – was later bragging about the night she spent with Smith, sharing digital photos with customers.

“She wasn’t keeping it a secret. Anna Nicole put her in handcuffs and her neck was covered with hickeys.” The source added, “Anna Nicole was doing that butt-slapping thing

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Tara Reid’s Mom Ruins Everybody’s Fun

November 15th, 2005 // 5 Comments

tara_reid_thumb1.jpgJust when you thought Tara Reid would spend her 30th birthday party like some double-jointed gymnast in a low-budget bukkake film, she doesn’t. She behaves herself. There’s only one explanation for this – her mom was at the party.

She wasn

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The Superficial News

November 15th, 2005 // 1 Comment

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Paris Hilton Causing Trouble

November 15th, 2005 // 2 Comments

paris_thumb1.jpgWhen I was twelve years old I asked my dad for a pet dog. He said yes, but first I’d have to complete three tasks. I asked him why all three tasks involved sodomizing the gardener, but he was rather glib about it. Anyway, the point is that I earned that dog, so I was damn well gonna keep track of him. And now here comes Paris Hilton, whose new pet monkey, Baby Luv, caused some problems during a lingerie shopping spree in Las Vegas last weekend, by biting Hilton and clawing her face when she walked into the Agent Provocateur shop at Caesars on Saturday. Later that night, at Kelly Osbourne’s 21st birthday bash, Baby Luv escaped from Hilton’s clutches

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Tyra Banks Talks About Feud with Naomi Campbell

November 15th, 2005 // 2 Comments

tyra_banks_thumb1.jpgTyra Banks reveals some of the details on her 14-year feud with Naomi Campbell on her show this week. Banks blamed the media and the modeling business for making it seem like a Tyra-versus-Naomi battle.

The press had cast Naomi and I as rivals before we ever met each other,” she said. “Back then there were 10 top models … but there was an unwritten rule that only one of them could be black. And Naomi was that one black girl.”

I love the idea that the modeling world is like some big-breasted version of the Highlander where silk-skinned beauties spend their days bitch-slapping and jello-wrestling each other in order to become The One. If that’s the case than Tyra was wise to quit, because Naomi is constantly beating hell out of anyone she runs into. But what really pisses her off is when you pinch her butt and call her Naome-so-horny. Not a good idea.

Tyra reveals how model feud got ugly [NY Daily News]

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Celebrities detouched

November 14th, 2005 // 6 Comments

The fine folks at Worth1000 have run another Photoshop contest to remove the retouching from airbrushed celebs. Though if celebrities looked this good there wouldn’t be a reason to Photoshop them in the first place. I know I’m not alone when I say there’s nothing sexier than a woman with pimples and yellow teeth. Except for a ninja with an erection. That’s pretty sexy too.

Detouching 5 [Worth1000]

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