October 20, 2005

Ashlee Simpson is a floozy

Ashlee Simpson was spotted kissing two different people on Tuesday during the launch of her new album I Am Me at the exclusive PM Lounge in New York.

Unfortunately, there's still no explanation as to why either of them would be willing to make out with Ashlee in the first place. My best guess is that the first guy had her confused with Jessica Simpson, and once he realized he had the wrong sister he each took off, desperate to wash the lack of talent off his lips. As for the second guy, he was probably just some random blind dude who wanted to get some action from a hot party chick. Either way, there must have been some confusion about her identity going on, since nobody would knowingly kiss the living manifestion of annoyance.

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