Just when I thought I had a chance to catch Sienna Miller on the rebound, all vulnerable and drunk and kidnapped, she and Jude Law emerged from his north London home on Saturday afternoon after spending the night together.

As they walked down the path Jude told Sienna: “You go in the taxi, I’ll take the car.” Sienna replied: “But there are people out there.” Jude told her: “Don’t worry, it’ll be fine.”

As much as it pains me to tear you away from that stirring dialogue, I just have to wonder what’s going on here. I mean, come on, figure it out already. Either you have a relationship where banging the help is accepted or you don’t (this is also the difference between having a ‘good’ relationship, and one in which Jude prances around in a skirt and a mangina). Below are some old pics of Sienna looking some kind of hot, making me question whether Jude is in fact a very, very gay man. And the answer to that is of course “yes, very.”