"Gwynnie" is just upset that Austin's Central Market was closed at 9 pm, when they KNEW she was going to be in town! How could they? Ugh! That's like, totally inconsiderate! All she wanted was some vegan cheese, it's not much to ask, is it? People should be happy she came into their store, it's not like they had things to do after work or anything! It's not easy being such a gigantic bitch with a face that belongs on Easter Island!

OMG! That forehead!

that is gross! I was never a fan of hers, but jeez her clavicle looks like she poked her head out of a jungle gym.

OH DEAR GOD!!! I thought she is ugly but that much......hmm actually these pics made me laugh, but if you think about it its actually quite sad.Oh what the hell...at least im having fun :D:D:D:D:D

Eeeeeek!

I'm scared. Hold me.

This bitch is fuglier than Katrina and Rita combined.

I have to add...could you imagine having to see that face if you're a small child? YOU VEEL EAT YOUR PEAS UND YOU VEEL LIKE IT.

thats just sadistic, as if an albino monkey thats dying from syfilis isn't a sad enough image, some sick bastard had to dress it up like Wednesday from the Adams Family, That's just not right. Looks like Snow White finally chocked on her Apple.

She looks like she could use some fiber.

Paint a star on her face and she looks a bit like David Bowie

Wow, and she couldn't understand when Brad dumped her?

omg...someone give that woman a cracker

Wait, hold on a minute, I thought this was a funny picture of another starving celeb...but the more i look at it the more freaked out I get, I start hearing the Omen soundtrack and a faint smell of rotting flesh tickles my nostrils...Christos...AaaaAAhh...Dominus.....AaaaAAAaaaah....Satani....Ding Ding

Is this website TRYING to make me feel better about myself?

Stop making fun! Mrs. Danvers is the most hard working housekeeper at Manderlay.

Good one WillJay, but it may go unappreciated by many.

Nah Fishstick's just posing for an update of Grant Wood’s American Gothic painting.

Ha Willjay, funny.

For those don't know what Mrs. Danvers looks like.

Darnit link to pic here: http://www.oscars.org/press/pressreleases/images/020722a.jpg

My fellow Amurricans, I will not be be intimidated by turrurrists.

Ugh.

Oh, and by the way, the Superficial homepage takes forever. It's ANNOYING. On second thought, maybe I should move out of the Stone Age of dial-up. On third thought, maybe you bastards should cater to us cavemen. Otherwise, you're just cave racists. You know, like those crappy Geico commercials.

Ahhhhh! Back to hell, beast, from whence thou came! Back say I! Back back!

Freak Show!

To be fair, Gwyn was up all night feeding Apple her wheat-free organic soy baby formula.

Umm...is this an infotainment blog? If anyone's read Augusten Burroughs "Running With Scissors" or remotely follows casting news, you'd know that Gwyn and a spy bag full of other stars are filming the screen version helmed by Nip/Tuck and Popular creator Ryan Murhphy.
Read the book--you'll get why Mrs Martin is in the death frock and love every minute of it.

This is exactly why i am not a vegetarian. Go eat some cow Gwen!

go to the beach and get some sun.

Has anyone seem my eyebrows? I seem to have misplaced them.

Weirdness Gwyneth.

this made me run into the next room and call my mom, just to make sure the reaper hadn't gotten to her before fixing its dead eyes on me. then it made me sad... anyone remember se7en? she looked damn good, even when she was just a head in a box! ahh, memories...

Is that a maid's oufit she has on?

When did Paltrow get so fat?

I hate paparazzi shots. It must be harsh for the famous person to walk around the corner and FLASH!

they get some photo that looks like a mugshot

Gwynnie's a bit on in years to be joining the Lohan/Richie/Duff/Olsen anorexia and bulimia club. But at least it seems to make her happy.

It's the hair! If it wasn't pulled back so tightly she wouldn't look so gaunt. The severity of the lighting doesn't help, either.

And just think, miss dogooder of the "don't do that" persuasion has succombed to the horrible clutches of the anorexia demon, just like every other hollywood starlet... Only difference is, these other girls are, like, in their twenties and trying "fit in" to some sick stereotypical standard. Ms. Paltrow claims to be all high and mighty and already won an oscar and stopped smoking cuz that's what killed her father.

so what's with the new death wish??

Sign me up for the macrobiotic diet! I've always wanted to look that frail and ghostly. That look is so hot right now.

geez, she doesn't look that bad, she's just getting old. she's always been pale and thin, but it used to work for her--remember shakespeare in love? she was smokin. its jus her hair color and her outfit aren't flattering in this pic

OMG! She is sooooo hot!

It sorta looks like her body is an almost empty tube of toothpaste and someone kept squeezing from the bottom of the tube to get the last bit of toothpaste, but instead Gwyneth Paltrow's head popped out. I think I'd rather fuck a tube a toothpaste.

how can we care about any of this when Don Adams died?!
I'll miss your shoe phone agent 86

Two (ok 3-ish) words:

eyebrow
make-up

It looks like her hair is pulled too tight..

She wore that dress on the Daily Show last week. It was a very weird interview. He did his thing and she seemed flustered and confused.

i dont actually think that she looks that bad i bet half the people who wrote a shitty comment about her look so much worse than that and i mean alot worse so get a grip and she is fair enough havin a bad day but she also has millions and is a film star oh and is married to a music star so we can try and make our delves feel better but really u all just jelous

it looks like she is decaying from the inside out

It's Brad Pitt I tell you!. Just look at all of the chicks he's been out with/married... He suck's their life juices while their asleep.

Soon Jennifer Aniston will start to decay too.
Somebody stop Brad Pitt!

I love punctuation! Don't you? It really makes you seem like you know what you are talking about. Anyway...

Hmmm. Looks to me like this photo was taken early in the AM--I know I don't look good at 5:15; we are lucky she managed to stand upright. Though she did look so much better when she was pregnant. I bet she let herself eat then! Funny thing, food.

So either she should get pregnant again, or allow herself a little chicken once in a while. Or even some macrobiotic beets. She needs some iron in her blood.

The head on its own doesn't look so bad, it's when you see the whole tortoise-poking-out-of-a-shell shot that I cringe.

Why show off that bony chest? Her skin looks good though.

She looks like Mary Poppins after not enough sugar in her medicine.

Are they doing a sequel to Shinlder's List? Maybe she plays Miss Zykoln-B 1943.

i love the people who come on this site and yell at everyone else about making fun of over paid, unimportant celebrities that would spit on you if you approached them in public. yes she looks like the crypt keeper, no you won't get into heaven by being a nice person. you know why? cause there is no heaven. boo ya!!!

this is the one who has a "great, big sense of entitlement?" never understood her allure, neither her celebrity nor her oscar. come to think of it, so did her mother. she looks like my maid.

She is without a doubt the most beautiful woman on this whole web site. What no eating disorder? Where the fuck are her tits! She is better than you.

Gwen please continue to keep personal things private, like this picture.

Thats the face my grandma makes when she eats too much cheese.

Did anyone else but me notice that her tits are down to her navel. ewwww! And its not like she has much either.

Ok, now why would something that fugly bother with makeup? It's like putting lipstick on a pig for christs sake.

I never really thought she was attractive. Yes, she's thin; But like a teenage boy whose given birth. None of that really makes up for her face.

Dear god she's fugly.

Now you know why gwynnie has to return to her coffin before sunrise.

Someone drive a stake through the heart of that vampire ... NOW!

Why again is she a celebrity?

I'm pretty sure she's a celebrity because she's an amazing actress. So she took a bad picture? I'm sure everyone who posts on this site has always looked amazing in every picture ever taken. Good luck with that.

Aside from the fact that these are terrible pictures of Gwyneth, and that her breasts have been to her navel for years and years, I would just like to comment to the people who blame her paleness and thinness on being a vegetarian. Do some reading. Being a vegetarian is far healthier than eating meat. I've been a vegetarian for 17 years, have a big fat ass and a nice, dark tan. And when you're old and have colon cancer from carrying around 20 pounds of decaying, rotting meat in there for your whole life, I'll be going strong!

Feed her! Feed her!

I'd tap that. Wait, gross! No I wouldn't!

Pooppeeyyeee!

Her face is so stretched beyond recognition by plastic surgery that you can actually see her skull. Wait she IS skull... with glass eyes... with skin so taugh that you can actually bounce quarters off of it!

God, Gwenyth Paltrow's getting a little pudgy if you ask me. I mean, she weighs WAY more than the ideal woman, Hilary Duff. In fact, a recent poll that i just made up shows that the most popular women's goals to get in shape these days mimic hers...the shape of a single serving cereal box. Obviously, Gwenyth didn't get the memo cuz her shape is definitely drowned, featherless newborn turkey.