September 09, 2005

Kimberly Stewart: bitch, nobody: surprised

Kimberly_Stewart.jpgRod Stewart's daughter/full-time waste of space, Kimberly Stewart, who previously regaled us with her timely and clever quip about Jennifer Aniston being "homely" in July's issue of Blender, has now brought what Page Six is calling "her black humor" to October's Stuff with this cute little jab at Paul McCartney's wife, amputee model Heather Mills:

What has three legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney and his wife.

Wow. That was tasteless even for me. But hey, I've got some black humor for you, Kim. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're human scum." Yeah, I know it doesn't have much of a punch line, but it's really one of those funny-because-it's-true kinds of jokes.

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Comments

1. Posted by mcnama on February 14, 2006 03:07 PM

Ok Kim..we are all aware that you have nothing going for you...no looks, no intelligence..no talent. But your stab at comedy was unsuccessful...you might want to choose a different career, such as spending daddy's money on blow or crack..stick to what you are familiar with

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