March 02, 2005

Hillary Swank is ripped

I kinda sorta knew that Hillary was in good shape, but, Jesus, I had no idea she looked like this. If I could ask her one question, it would be, "… are you Batman?" Which is good for days like in the picture below, when she has to chase off those mean boys who knocked down Chad’s sand castle. Big dumb jerks. Poor little tyke worked on it like all day. Had big towers on the corners, a really nice courtyard, even a moat with a scary dragon. But Hillary’s really nice too, and she promised Chad that if he turned that frown upside down, they could get In-N-Out burger for dinner. Yea! In-N-Out burger!

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